#answer is oat milk btw

[joemophobic]

being a writer with adhd is just "hmmm what would this character order at a coffee shop?" and half an hour later you know more about coffee than any barista

[curioushabitforarivergod]

What would've Tom eaten in the orphanage growing up? I love your history posts btw

hiya thanks you!! im sorry this took so long :((

It got a brief mention here, but I found a few new things so, this is kinda an update to a small paragraph I wrote there.

As I mentioned in the original post, food was served in a long dining hall with long tables, not dissimilar to the Great Hall but a lot less nice (no magical ceiling I'm afraid). Meals were generally alright, although largely vegetarian and bland.

Breakfast would've likely been something like gruel or bread with dripping. The probably weren't able to afford milk for a lot of children, although by the 50s children in schools in the East End (and over much of England I think) were given little jars of milk they ate with their school dinners. I'm not sure how far back this goes though, and whether something similar would've been given to the orphanage. I digress though, and I'll return to this in a moment.

Gruel, by all accounts, doesn't sound particularly nice because it was water and oats, but kids seemed to like bread with dripping, which was basically animal fat. It's vaguely unhealthy by todays standards, but it would've been a very important source of protein for Tom who likely didn't have anything else otherwise.

Now lunch gets a little complicated. Because of the way schools worked during the period, students could go home for lunch or bring their lunch to school. Alternatively, some schools provided free lunches to kids who wouldn't have anything otherwise, and I'm not quite sure whether this would've been a thing in the East End which were essentially slums. If Tom returned to the orphanage, I imagine something similar to breakfast would be served. Bread maybe, possibly dry or with a topping that was inexpensive and easy to mass produce, or gruel. Alternatively, kids would often bring potatoes with their name carved into it which schools would heat onsite in ovens. If Tom's school supplied food, it wouldn't be dissimilar to the type of food served at the orphanage, although perhaps, if there were benefactors, he would've had something a bit more fancy like a vegetable stew of some kind. Also, like I mentioned earlier, milk was given out to children, but I think this was more of a post-war thing because people were concerned with children's bone density. My mum can't stand milk to this day because they used to put them on the heaters and the milk would be warm by the time they were forced to drink it. My granny used to swap her milk with the boy who sat next to her because she also hated it.

The fourth option is that Tom simply went without food for lunch. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me — during the 30s, the Great Depression was obviously a huge issue, more so for the people in the area who were largely living sustenance based lifestyles where there would be little or no money by the end of the day. Even with limited government funding during the era, feeding orphans who would never amount to much probably wasn't a key concern.

The thing is though, the way food was structured during this period was that there was typically only one cooked meal a day and that was a midday meal, confusingly called "dinner". So Tom's main meal might well have been this lunch and he might well have returned to the orphanage to have a vegetable stew instead of having a main meal later. I think it's up to personal headcannons at this point, so if you want to decide whether Tom's main meal was in the middle of the day or later, what it was or whether it existed at all, that's all on you.

Dinner, like I mentioned, might have been vegetable stew, but if the main meal was at midday rather than later (like it typically is nowadays, especially in Western countries), it wouldn't have been dissimilar to breakfast. Basically, bread and some kind of topping whether that be dripping, butter or jam (but not both butter and jam because that would be a waste).

Like I mentioned in answer to a similar question, Tom's diet would've been vegetarian because meat was insanely expensive. If he had it at all for Christmas or on Sundays during the 1920s, he wouldn't have had it once the 30s and the Great Depression hit. He also wouldn't have eaten fruit regularly, except perhaps Christmas as fruit like oranges or other citrus was a typical Christmas gift. I don't think Tom would've gotten much sweet food, unless he stole it (very likely) as lots of corner stores sold chocolate bars for half a penny. Alcohol was also particularly common in the area so I imagine if Tom had stayed, he would've stolen alcohol eventually.

[brandogenius]

Hii! I just read your barista!reader x jb post and wanted to say that i know what juliens coffee order is

there was this person on that worked at starbucks on tiktok (don't remember their username) and julien ordered there and the person answered in the comments what jb ordered

it was a grande brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso :)

just thought i'd be cool to tell you

i love all your posts btw!! :)

HELL FUCKING YEAH WE GOT THE ANSWER‼️‼️‼️

you are a life saver ily tysm

[smollsmule]

Rules: answer and tag people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!

tagged by @dearheartdont (thanks for the song rec btw, its soooo good)

Favourite colour: Always changing, if I am honest. Currently a dark, cool but rich green-turquoise. Like when you're preeetty sure it's still green but you can see it's dreaming of blue (phtalo green in the right light I guess)

Last song: Hard to say as I am actively listening to a playlist writing this. Last one I conciously put on though, All We Ever Wanted Was Everything by Bauhaus. What can I say, I just love their sound.

Last movie: Coraline. I had... mixed feelings abt going to see it with everything that's going on, but we had already paid for the tickets ages ago so the damage was done in a way. It was my first time seeing it fully and Laika did not disappoint, it might be my favourite film of theirs now (still have to see Paranorman though!!)

Currently reading: Krabat by Ottfried Preußler. I read it ages ago when I was a kid and a lot of it went over my head, so I'm relistening to the audiobook rn and really loving it. The story is based on a Sorbian folk tale and it definitely reads like that, which is p great. Faustian, spooky, people turn into crows. What more can you ask for?

Currently watching: Agent Carter. A dear friend introduced me to it recently and yeah... they were right (so right). I'm not necessarily the bighest fan of the more Marvel-y aspects of it but I still enjoy it overall.

Currently craving: Scones :(((((( I really need to make another batch soon.

Tea or coffee: Tea, all the way. I feel like I missed the coffe train growing up and then one day everybody was living off the stuff and I hadn't got the memo. My current go-to is earl grey with a dash of milk (oat milk is also great for this), but I am known to enjoy the ocassional herbal or fruit blend (christmas tea my beloved).

Tagging: whoever feels like doing this, honestly no pressure at all

@tinktoe @bybdolan @snarky-synesthete

[lord-shitbox]

[plsdont repost any of my stuff without asking. please]

theres a right answer btw

[strangerays]

Hi coffeebean

I'm doing blorbo Friday, so what food preferences your blobos get from you, and what do they not?

hi sleepy! (btw sorry I don’t get around to *all* of your asks, but I really love receiving them!!)

Going to answer this with my ocs since they are my true blorbos—

I like to think that all my characters enjoy the sweet things in life! I drown my coffee with oat milk and vanilla sweetener. I also love to bake! Plus, mostly all of my characters work at a bake house, so it’s not hard to imagine they have the same tastes as me.

I’m not big into cheese and it’s canon that my characters hate it too :p

Thanks for the ask! :)

[lavander-yarn]

3,12,14,15,17,30,33,36,37,40,45,46,47,48,49,51,52,53,54,57,60,61,64,66,71,73,74,89,90,94,95 👀🤭opps take your time 🥰🤗🦋💜🖤✨🐇

Wooooow hahaha

3. When is your birthday? June 27th 🦀

12. What was your last dream about? already answered 🥺 (ft. Crush, you know who)

14. Are you psychic in any way? yes I am, i have had profetic dreams but they become true months or years later, so I guess I have a psychic delay hahaha

15. Favorite song? Oooh this is a hard question, today I'm going to choose lover lover by James Iha

17. Who would be your ideal partner? I think I have answered this to you before, but my ideal partner should make me feel safe and really loved, in the most truthful way

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Only two

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Oat with amaranto typically known as atole and quesadillas or sincronizadas, or Mokka coffee without milk. If I can't take breakfast at home i can have coffee and amaranto cookies at the studio (loves amaranto btw)

36. Favorite clean word? que onda (what's up)

37. Favorite swear word? no mamar (no fucking way)

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? umm totally secret? Not really, but it's not too late for one. Goblin dudes stay away

45. What is your favorite accent? I don't have one hehe

46. What is your personality type? Idk, everytime I do the test the answer it's different, and I always forget the name of it

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? My Sakura embroidered bomber jacket, it costed like $1500 pesos, worth it every cent

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yep

49. Are you an innie or an outie? I'm an innie

51. Are you scared of spiders? Not at all

52. Favorite food? Tostadas! A flat and dry tortilla and you can put it on whatever you want (today I ate tostadas hahaha)

53. Favorite foreign food? Red and green curry

54. Are you a clean or messy person? I'm both, it depends on the day and how lazy I feel

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? It takes me like an hour. When I had long hair, it took me more 😱

60. Do you talk to yourself? Yes, i do talk a lot with myself

61. Do you sing to yourself? Yes, i do

64. Are you a gossip? Only if it's a very good gossiping, i guess I'm guilty

66. Do you like long or short hair? I like both 🤗

71. What makes you nervous? situations that seem out of my control make me nervous, or some people in a good and in a bad way

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes I do, i try not to because I know I can sound rude

74. Are you ticklish? Not anymore, i used to be ticklish when I was a kid

89. Do you like your age? Yes i do like it

90. What makes you angry? People who don't listen and situations

94. What are you strengths? I'm resilient, i have the strength to fight for a better life, and I also have a good memory except for art history facts hahahaha the irony...

95. What are your weaknesses? Um I'm always late, I'm a social misfit, I'm a creep I'm a weirdo, i don't like to go outside and it's worst with faraway places, lately I've been procrastinating, i can be cold when I'm in a bad mood or when i dislike people, i cry when somebody close to me scolds me

Fiufff those were a lot of questions (⁠；⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠）Thank you! I hope you have a good day 🦋💗

[sunnyxnala]

Tuesday, 10/25/22

8:00am - i woke up to turn my alarm off, but then just got out of bed, grabbed my phone, and went back to bed T_T so much for putting my phone far away for me to actually be encouraged to get up... i was debating on whether or not i should go to my 9am asian am 20 lecture, but i found i could barely open my eyes bc of how much i cried so i just went back to sleep <3

12:00pm - i woke up, got ready, and made my way to my EEBIOL lecture at rolfe. i really love the way professor nonacs lectures and presents, this class has definitely become one of my favorites. and while i do enjoy the class and i feel pretty caught up and understanding of its content, tell me why i feel so unprepared for the midterm ;-; this goofy ahh test is like 3 mc's, 60+ true false, and then however many short answers, making the test 140+ points man. so painful. also, i was not expecting the questions to use scientific names of species, and im so screwed. one of the practice questions asked, "[SCIENTIFIC NAME OF ONE SNAIL] lowers the realized niche of [SCIENTIFIC NAME OF OTHER SNAIL]. True or False?" man i don't remember these snail names what the heck T_T

2:00pm - i went to kerckoff to hangout with friends. i dropped off my scooter and went to ackerman with cade to get food, bc i hadn't eaten anything since 11:30am Monday. that's actually so wild btw i can't believe i forgot to eat yesterday sigh. but yeah i got a crunchwrap supreme combo from tacobell and cade got matcha latte w oat milk and an egg sammich from bruin buzz yummers. i gave the taco i had to aj bc i can't finish it after eating crunchwrap supreme and he was disappointed that i dont use the taco bell sauce on my food ;-; for the rest of the afternoon, i was just hanging out, talking to friends, doing a quiz, and figuring out my sched for the week

4:00pm - i met with my boyfriend at ackerman and we returned back to the hill together. we had a very long conversation and before we knew it it was 7:00pm ;-;

7:00pm - my boyfriend and i got dinner at bplate (mid)

7:45pm - my boyfriend scootered me to drake stadium to workout with friends. a rock got into my eyeball during one of the runs and that hurt saur badly

10:00pm - friends and i went to insomnia cookies in westwood after workout! i got the m&m cookie it was so gas, i love how all their cookies are warmed and gooey and soft they're so good

11:20pm - i returned to my dorm, took another quiz, and ate a bumblebee tuna cracker box (i didnt eat enough at bplate bc i didnt rly like it so i was still very hungry). i meant to shower, but then my mom called me and i was on call with her for a long time. after the call, i had a nice long shower :)

clocking out! overall today was a 7/10 slay

xoxo nala

[heartslobbf]

u ever get au ideas from weird asmr videos??? because i did jbskdjskd i will gladly tell you if you wanna hear

i think i get what u mean bcs of like,,,,, the roleplay asmr that’s like I Am A 15th Century Plague Doctor Treating You???? right???? i mean tbh i get au inspo from fucking EVERYTHING (oat milk, for example (this au will probably never see the light of day because it’s so stupid))

and yes of course i wanna hear about your weird asmr au!!!!!! tell me my guy!!!!!!!

[swampman-moved]

am i valid if i only like chocolate milk

yes. as long as it's still milk, you're good.

[isthataleaf]

Coffee and teapot? Hope ur having a cool day btw

coffee:surprise coffee ask! how do you take your coffee?

I mostly drink coffee black, without sugar, especially if its espresso. If it’s an iced coffee I’ll put a splash of oat milk in it! I have very low standards and enjoy even the grossest vending machine coffees.

teapot: music preference?

I already answered this so im just gonna list a few songs I’ve had on loop recently: All We Got by Louie Zong, Jaded by Near Tears, Boys Like You by dodie, Stuck Down the Wrong Rabbit Hole by Mr Tree, I Think I’m Normal by Carter Ace. Just to name a few :^)

also thank you! I’m enjoying a few days off between exams >.<

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send me a tea ask!

[heads-in-the-clouds-spacecadet]

When asked to write a daily diary for anxiety management.

Here are a few days example....

Sunday 24th 

Mood/anxiety = numb. 

Additional meds =8mg of diazipam.

My whole body aches yet it shouldn't. My stomach is growling yet i feel physically sick. 

Things i ask myself....

Q.1 Will i leave my safe space, weighted blanket & mountain of pillows?

A.1 NO. 

Q.2 Will i manage my yoga routine

A.2 NO

Reasons....Why

I feel exhausted even though ive not been outside since Thursday. I just want the aching to subside the pain to leave. My jaw is clenched closed making eating an ordeal. I know this needs to be done. 

The dread of what passive aggressive message/s ill receive today either in person or written either way im struggling to motivate myself to move.

The Internet has been blocked for nearly a wk now. But i just let it slide as the saying goes choose your arguements "wifi is not the hill i want to die on" quote from TBBT. I hear Luke (my brother) is now in his bedroom and his door is closed. He has been banging around the house sending passive aggressive messages (sms) since 4am. My belongings that i left downstairs were thrown into my room. I'm nervous to leave my room till i know he is asleep. 

Flashback/negative thoughts....

1. How can my baby brother be an emotional manipulator. 

2. Last time i had to justify my everymove i was in Portugal in a very bad relationship. 

*****Ways im looking to excuse his behaviour. Find the cause to my sudden crash of low mood aka depression with a nice battle of anxiety.

---Logically i know its not the same. 

---Emotionally it hurts the same. 

The way he looks at me with disgust, resentment & impatience is the trigger. I realise this. How someone you love can make you feel this way. 

Solution: i decide to find a solution to the sudden conflict of money and i know there is a receipt in the car. I go to the normal place the keys are kept and theyre no where to be found. I look in all the obvious logical places they  could be and realise theyre hidden by my loving brother. His Reasons, 1-to stop me  buying shit (his words). 2. He has decided its his house, his car so therefore his rules. (Its all my mums btw)

As im downstairs i notice the kitchen is a mess. Pots all over from a feast Luke cooked up the night before. Or should i say 2am. 

So i feel defeated. Ive basically been cleaning non stop everytime i use a room as per gov guidelines and he just doesnt seem to comprehend the severity of the situation. 

I decide i need to eat. So i opt for Shreddies with Oat Milk (Luke has a serious milk allergy to the milk proteins in cows milk so im not fussed about milk and am happy to use alternatives) topped with vanilla soya yogurt, bannana, a few cranberries, 3 strawberries, sultanas and crushed Almonds. My logical brain is telling me eat well as we are not leaving the bedroom again unless desperate. 

I send a few messages to the family whats app (Luke refuses to be a part of this) and receive encouraging and support in return. Everyone is struggling in their own way so i appreciate having a small outlet between us all.

After food i sleep finally. 

Trying now to Ready myself for round 2 which i know is coming.

My mum calls i dont want to answer but i do. I explain the situation. She knows, she has dealt with his angry behaviour since he was 11yrs old. She stated she is coming to visit Tuesday as per new gov guidelines and we will meet in the park. She then asks me to pass the phone to Luke which i pointblank refuse. Im not ready for round 2 yet. Especially since he has his own phone he is just not answering making everyone worry about him but he just resents it. Its safe to say im proud i refused to do something. Gold star award ⭐

Monday 25th

Mood/Anxiety -  still no change from yesterday but i decide i have to force myself to move. Wash, clean and pack the additional things my mum has requested. 

Additional meds - i decided against taking anything today as i need to be clear headed for my appointment Tues and obvs my mums visit.

I check the weather see its a nice day decide washing is task 1. I set a bath running (multi tasking saving time from all the free time) and head downstairs to pop the washing machine on. Before i left my room i checked my phone for messages i have one from my mum telling me she has had words with Luke and that he needs to basically deal with the resentment in a more positive way. 

This explains all the banging and loud music yesterday early eve. He decided to actually clean. 

Anyhow I head downstairs. Kitchen is clean, messages all wiped from the black board. 

I decide i must try and communicate with Luke as we cant take the conflict with us to the park it isnt fair to our mum. 

I can hear him moving so send a sms message asking if he wants anything in the oven. No response. ***He did finally get out of bed at 3pm so a peaceful day so far. 

I decide food is required. I opt for protein soya burgers x2 with Spinach, tomatos, avacado, sultanas, almond pieces and some crumpets. I sit in the garden to eat.

All washing is out and drying but im to anxiety ridden and unmotivated to enjoy the sunshine. 

I head back to my room to sort bits for my mum and throw away my origami collection. It was over taking my room and again causing conflict. 

Lukes awake!!!. I decide to say hello. So far so good. He decides to make himself lunch and throws a fit because i ate a £0.45 avocado. I walk away as i know he is just venting and i need to not start the circle of negative thoughts or interactions. This is rewarded with resentment. Luke suddenly decides to do his own washing and cut the grass. Which means my washing is in his way. Before he even starts i am pulling in whats dry mainly because i want to go back to bed and need my bedsheets but also because he wont care if my washing turns green or is damaged. To my delight my sheets are dry but my pjs etc need another 30mins so i leave them whilst i go and make my bed. 

Im bellowed at about washing as Luke needs the line. So i head down stairs to reteive the rest of my belongings. 

Self soothing thoughts...

Im walking on eggshells trying not to provoke the beast and i need to keep going. Focus on my achievements. I left my room. I cleaned myself, my clothing and my pillow fort which has been my safe zone for the past 4days. 

Deep down thought i am disappointed as i know isolation and distancing is not a long turn solution as the yrs pass im becoming more and more isolated and lonely. 

Im downstairs again and i ask Luke if he wants anything popping in the oven as i was having toast. He requested 2 burgers and chips but on seperate trays as he was hungry. Easy to do popped into the oven. 40mins later chips are cooked he is plating up and all he says is "why have you cooked so many chips, clearly we now live in a household of wastefulness". 

This was the turning point for me id had enough for 1day and just told him to give it a rest and went to my room. 

Im dozing with Big Bang on in the backround and Luke is banging on my door. Mums on the phone. Confirming arrangements for tomorrow. I say a few oks with the occasional nod. 

I start packing the bits n bobs my mum has asked for and carry then downstairs so theyre ready for the car tomorrow am. 

Its PJs and bed time. Luke has other ideas. He is awake and up and about at 4.30am. Having a bath at 5am, doing weights after his bath at 6am then leaves in the car at 7am. He is back around 8am banging has a shower then decides to leave again in the car. He is meant to be house-bound until July 1st. This in itself causes me anxiety as i cant handle watching another member of my family die in front of my eyes. 

Thoughts...

Yes this is VERY dramatic. STOP IT BRAIN!

Take precautions all will be ok. 

Tuesday 26th

Mood/Anxiety = No change 

Additional meds = 4mg diazipam but late afternoon as i couldnt stop shaking and fidgeting.

My mum is coming to visit. Im trying not to think about the fact Luke is out of the house. 

We are having a picnic social distancing style. 

We head to the coop as Luke has decided even after knowing our mum all his life never be on time, we have to be early. I buy Costa coffee, fresh bread, hummus, bananas, diet coke and some biscuits the nature valley ones theyre really good. Luke doesnt go into the shop I think at least he is listening to some rules. He rolls his eyes as i spray the shopping with dettol spray and use the alcohol hand sanitizer for my hands and door handle etc. I just tell him its how it needs to be done.

We find a perfect parking spot under a bunch of trees. I notice that all the trees are trimmed in a very even shelf across the bottom. It looked like it was designed perfectly for people to walk straight onto the park from the car park without having to fight with tree branches or go around.  But in actual fact its the deer. They eat the lower leaves this made me smile and relax for a moment. WIN.

My mum is late so im nervous that she is 

1. Stuck somewhere (over reaction)

2. Lost (over reaction)

3. Just running late (normal reaction) 

Im a tad fidgety as im aware i have an appointment in 2hrs. Hurry up MOTHER...

I ponder about work and whether or not ill still have a job to return too. Had an email this am stating theyre cutting 200jobs from the team i work in. So not sure if thats a good thing or not. But its also increasing my anxiety as ive read the email and now have a burning desire to do the research to see what my probability of keeping my job will be. Before my brain can go on a major tangent my mum arrives. 

Shes brought Oscar (her poodle) he is so excited to see me. And the big hairy fluff ball  gave me the biggest snuggles. He has a major Covid hairdoo. My mum doesnt hug me which hurts but i know she cant. 

Picnic time. We sit in the middle.of a field away from everyone. Social distancing 10/10. My mum has made me my favourite cakes, rock buns. (Apparently these are a northern thing) but im feeling the love. Its fairly chilled only 1 disagreement with Luke over blinkin avocados.

Im clock checking and aware of impending appointment, im a little (understated) nervous because ive not had positive relationships with therapists or doctors in the past. 

[bitchronan]

Sun-Struck

Millicent/Ginny

Non-magical, college, texting AU

Warning for language & alcohol use

ao3

Tuesday, 11:04

Pansy to what was our group chat name again: Millie.. what was that?

Millicent: what was what?

Pansy: you just walked into a tree?

Millicent: I literally did not

Pansy: idk how else to say this .. yes you did

Blaise: hate to agree w/ pansy but I also bore witness

Millicent: ur all dirty fucking liars

Tracey: Ginny weasley just walked past

Tracey: don’t worry millie I don’t think she saw

Theo: wait what????

Theo: ginny weasley!!!?????

Millicent has left the group

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Pansy to dynamo titties: don’t think ur getting off this lightly

Millicent: why couldn’t I have better mates

Daphne: fuck right off we’re amazing

Astoria: heard you’ve got wet knickers for weasley female

Millicent: I’m blocking you all fr

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Millicent @itsmilliebitches

for sale: shitty friend group, will poke their giant noses in ur business and leave their dirty socks on yr floor (DRACO), starting bid: $0.06 and a piece of gum

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Wednesday, 09:43

Pansy created the group weaslette recon

Pansy added Millicent to the group

Pansy added Draco to the group

Pansy added Daphne to the group

Pansy added Blaise to the group

Pansy added Astoria to the group

Draco to weaslette recon: oooo exclusive members only club

Pansy: this is serious shit

Pansy: no fucking around

Blaise: except for millie

Blaise: ba dum tss

Daphne: please never say that again

Pansy: you have all been chosen for your unique talents

Pansy: Millie obviously u have no talents ur just here bc ur the one w the mega crush

Pansy: Daph ur weird friends w potter we can use that

Millie: oh thanks

Daphne: weird friends …

Pansy: Draco ur just super nosy

Pansy: Tori u and Ronald are still ‘friends’ right?

Pansy: and blaise u just have weirdly good stalker talents

Blaise: right so why are you here?

Pansy: im the brains obviously

Astoria: obviously..

Wednesday, 12:17

Astoria to ronnie 🌸: what are you up to??

Ron to tori 🌟: just laundry you?

Astoria: you know

Astoria: I have laundry to do too

Ron: 😊

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Blaise to draconis: you know I think the binoculars are a bit of a give away

Draco to blaze: it’s part of the look blaise

Draco: I’m committed to the aesthetic

Blaise: god ur gay

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draco @dracodormiens

need new friends who can truly appreciate the effort I put into being the only one w/ taste or sense of style.. or a skincare routine

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Wednesday, 13:54

Draco to weaslette recon: this is what I have learnt thus far about weasley the smallest:

Draco: she literally does not own any shoes other than sneakers

Draco: which, quite frankly, is a crime

Draco: she’s a lot taller than you think she is

Draco: I would say around 5’7

Draco: bearing in mind millie that you are actually the shortest person alive

Draco: that could present issues

Draco: also she’s friends with loony lovegood which doesn’t speak highly of her taste

Astoria: okay I actually learnt something useful so I’ll go now

Draco: ‘useful’?? okay Sherlock do your worst

Astoria: Ron said she plays football Monday, Tuesday and Fridays and some weekends

Astoria: she’s on the varsity team

Astoria: she works at that coffee shop by the science building

Astoria: she loves animals and volunteers at a rescue shelter when she has the time

Astoria: he also said she’s the most annoying person alive, has no sense of personal space and always takes his shit

Astoria: seeing as he’s her brother I think this is a bit of a biased assessment

Pansy: Astoria thank you for your good work

Pansy: draco I’m doubting your usefulness to this mission

Draco: guess I’ll just die then

Wednesday: 16:02

Daphne to cilliment: ginnys at the library

Daphne: surrounded by admirers

Millicent to dangly: can u blame them

Daphne: god ur wet

Millicent: 🖕🏼

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Millicent @itsmilliebitches

Some people are actually like the sun and everyone is just drawn to them ☀️

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Wednesday, 19:16

Ron to grotty sibling #6: Astoria was asking a lot about you earlier

Ginny to roonil: I wouldn’t find your girlfriend asking about your family odd apart from the fact that Draco Malfoy and Blaise zabini were following me around w a pair of binoculars

Ginny: btw I bagsie letting mum down in favour of my social life this week

Ron: fuck no I already have plans

Ron: also, not my girlfriend

Ginny: not if I text her first you don’t

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Ginny to birthgiver: mom I can’t come to dinner this weekend I have important plans

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Ron to Mom: Can’t make dinner this weekend but Ginny will be there she has nothing on xx

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Molly to Family: Any more of my ungrateful children want to stand me up this weekend?

Fred: now you mention it….

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Thursday, 11:07

Theo to what was our group chat name again: why have we not spoken for like three days

Theo: wtf is going on??

Blaise: definitely not bc we have a new secret gc w/out you

Theo: hahaha I would rip your throat out

Pansy: :/

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Theo to bbbbbbbBLAISE: who is in this secret group chat

Theo: ANSWER ME

Blaise to the-no: if I told you it wouldn’t be secret

Theo: you’d better sleep with one eye open fucker

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Luna Lovegood to Millicent Bulstrode: there’s a party at phi delta alpha on Saturday

Luna Lovegood: I thought you might want to come since you clearly have a massive crush on Ginny

Luna Lovegood: She’ll be there, in case that wasn’t obvious

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Millicent to main group chat with everyone not secret cooler group chat: what are we all doing on Saturday

Millicent: rhetorical question we’re going to a party at pda

Draco: still the best fraternity name ever

Thursday, 14:12

Daphne to ditties (dynamo titties): anyone (millie) wanna go get coffee specifically at that place by the science building for no particular reason

Tracey: I’m down

Daphne: don’t remember inviting you but okay I guess

Millicent: how do you know she’s working today

Daphne: Penelope Clearwater from my business class is a manager there

Daphne: she showed me the rota

Millicent: on what grounds??

Millicent: Hey penny can I see the staff rota for the coffee shop you manage for vague and unspecified reasons

Daphne: pretty much yeah

Daphne: slytherin

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Tracey to ditties (dynamo titties): okay what’s everyone want?

Tracey: millie ur ordering for everyone

Tracey: millie??

Daphne: I think shes literally lovestruck

Daphne: I want an oat milk latte w vanilla syrup

Daphne: oh look there’s potter we should go sit w him and his pals

Daphne: the sister of my friend’s best mate is my crush and all that

Tracey: as the spice girls so wisely said

Tracey: if you wanna be my love you gotta get with my friends

Daphne: zigazig ah

Tracey: pray be upstanding for the mighty spice girls

Millicent: fuck off im actually about to crap myself

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Daphne to potter: oi potter who are your pals?

Harry to daphne g: daphne, fancy seeing you here

Daphne: we have ulterior motives

Harry: should I be worried?

Daphne: ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

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Daphne to ditties (dynamo titties): millie whats that on your cup??

Millie: ??? what do u mean

Tracey: there’s something drawn on your cup

Tracey: it looks kind of like a sun

Daphne: why does she look like shes about to pass out?

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Saturday, 19:38

Millicent to skkkkrrrr: okay I need help of the wardrobe variety big time

Pansy: omw

Millicent: id rather not look like a bdsm stripper but thanks for the offer

Pansy: don’t speak to me or my 47000 pairs of similar but slightly varied fishnets ever again

Daphne: just wear like

Daphne: clothes

Millicent: thank fuck for that idea

Millicent: fuck u all theo will help me

Pansy: if you want to look like a stressed librarian be my guest

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Millicent to main group chat with everyone not secret cooler group chat: everyone but pansy and daphne I need help with my outfit

Draco: fishnets not on the menu then?

Pansy: I resent the implication

Theo: how about a nice sweater?

Pansy: im not saying anything

Astoria: theo it’s a party not a meeting of grammar lovers worldwide

Blaise: you’re all hopeless I must truly do everything myself

Millicent renamed the group blaise + fake friends

Blaise: I approve this message

Saturday, 22:17

Millicent to blaise + fake friends: hey

Millicent: crazy idea

Millicent: what if we /didn’t/ go

Draco: we’re here so a little late to chicken out

Millicent: who’s gonna fucking stop me

Tracey: literally all six of us

Blaise: right who wants a drink?

Pansy: I want 5 please

Pansy: oh tori there’s ur boyfriend

Astoria: are u sure u know what a boyfriend is pans

Pansy: bite me greengrass miniature

Astoria: 🙄

Draco: if you’ll all excuse me I’m going to go get blackout drunk

Theo: who said you don’t have hobbies

Daphne: come on millie I’ll hold your hand whilst you pine over weasley from afar

Saturday, 23:45

Harry to daphne g: I have ur friend

Daphne to potter: is this a hostage situation?? Bc I don’t really want her back

Harry: she just did three shots of tequila then downed an unidentified drink george gave her

Daphne: definitely don’t want her back then

Harry: I think she’s gonna hurl

Daphne: oh don’t worry millie doesn’t vomit she just ruins her life through questionable decisions

Harry: ever thought that perhaps that is worse?

Daphne: but infinitely more entertaining

Harry: daph

Daphne: fine im coming

Daphne: where are you?

Harry: kitchen

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Daphne to potter: where are you???

Harry to daphne g: she got away, im in pursuit

Daphne: what do you mean got away??

Harry: gave me the slip, did a runner, kicked me in the shin and took off running

Daphne: I hope it bruises

Daphne: youre a terrible babysitter

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Daphne to weaslette recon: anyone seen millie?

Astoria: yea she’s with me

Daphne: is she plastered?

Astoria: she seems fine??

Astoria: we’re playing foosball w ron and ginny

Astoria: hmmm

Daphne: what??!!

Astoria: she just took her shirt off

Daphne: must’ve been slow acting

Sunday, 00:03

Draco to blaise + fake friends: are my eyes decieveing me or is millie making out w girl weasley w no top on in the middle of the living room

Blaise: unless this is a shared hallucination in which case I will be gracefully committing suicide tomorrow then yes

Tracey: dw im filming the whole thing

Daphne: maybe we should stop them before they fully have sex in front of everyone

Astoria: or millie suggests body shots

Millicent: BODDY SHPTS!!!

Astoria: oh shit

Sunday, 08:39

Daphne to millie before you ask yes you did take your top off and suck vodka out of weaslettes navel last night: not to be dramatic but I think an angry dragon has taken up residence in my head

Draco: if any of you are truly my friends you will bring me 7 mcdonalds hash browns and 5 advil

Draco: and a coffee

Pansy: already omw to mcdonalds

Pansy: anyone else want anything?

Blaise: you could see if they’ve got millie’s dignity laying around

Pansy: doubtful

Pansy: recon in draco’s room in 15

Pansy: those of you who are alive

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Daphne: a hashbrown or 9 to wash away the shame

Millicent to dangly: I’m literally dropping out and going home

Daphne: you kicked harry in the shin

Millicent: he probably deserved it

Sunday, 08:55

Ron to tori 🌟: so my sister and ur mate have got further than we have

Astoria to ronnie🌸: I can’t think what you mean

Ron: what are you doing today?

Astoria: trying not to die

Astoria: trying to stop Millie from killing herself

Astoria: the usual

Ron: I don’t think you need to worry about that

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Astoria: omfg!!!!!!!!

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Astoria: @Millie

Blaise: omg

Draco: maybe weaslette has taste after all

Tracey: :’) it’s a proud day for all of us

Pansy: if you’d worn fishnets she’d have called you mind-blowingly fuckable instead of just hot

Pansy: just stating the facts

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Ginny Weasley to Millicent Bulstrode: so.. I know more of your bellybutton than I do of you

Ginny Weasley: but what I do know I like

Sunday, 09:27

Astoria to ronnie 🌸: so where are we going tomorrow?

Ron to tori 🌟: tomorrow?

Astoria: on our first date

Wednesday, 13:48

Ginny to birthgiver: about Saturday

Molly to Ginny: You’re not getting out of it this week. I haven’t seen you in almost 3 weeks now.

Ginny: actually I was going to ask if I could bring my girlfriend

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I remember hating the taste of unsweetened almond milk but now it's tolerable, if not kinda good. and just as I thought I struck gold with Planet Oat unswt oat at 45 cal/cup, I find unswt almond at 30 cal/cup. and then cashew milk comes outta nowhere, tasting great, at 25 cal/cup.

why did I ever drink dairy milk???? the answer to that, btw, is protein. all the above milks have 1g protein or less per serving while dairy has like 8g