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jack o lantern and skeleton

jack o lantern: tell us an urban legend or folk story you know

ough i don't know any good ones... i guess i can tell you about the japanese oni? oni are basically like monsters and they come get little misbehaving children and theyre usually used as a threat by mothers. every year there's a ceremony where someone will dress up as an oni and the kids throw beans at him to drive the mean oni out. i don't know anyone in japan who actually does that ceremony (might be because i only visit japan in the summer) but i do know that my mom always calls mean expressions "a face like an oni". so if im mad at her and i make this face >:( then she'll say what's that oni face huh

skeleton: share a secret

i stole my mom's rings when i was 10 and i wore them to school. i was tiny so of course those rings didnt fit me and i kept throwing them away by accident whenever i threw actual trash away it just went along with it. once i threw it in the trash at the cafeteria which was DISGUSTING and i rummaged through it for like 20 min until i found it. so embarrassing and gross!! then i threw it away in art class and i was too short to reach in so i asked for help and my teacher picked it up and was like hm. why is this child carrying a diamond around. and she reported me and my parents found out :(