#anonymous asks!

[ohitslen]

vash and wolfwood kissing either side of kuroneko-samas cute lil head

Kissy for the kitty 🤏✨✨

[for--all--of--eternity]

How's therapy been for you? (I don't want to offer any flesh so here's a bottle of wine instead)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROUS OFFERING! IT WILL HELP ME GET THROUGH THE NEXT SESSION OF GROUP TALK THERAPY.

WHICH IS A NEAT LITTLE SEGUE INTO MY ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, THAT BEING:

IT'S BEEN AWFUL!

ALL THEY DO IS MAKE YOU SAY THE SAME DAMN THINGS TO THE SAME DAMN PEOPLE IN THE SAME DAMN GROUP OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! SOMETIMES I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ALL JUST A SCHEME BY THAT FRILLY LOSER TO GET US ALL TO DIE OF BOREDOM! AND BESIDES, ALL THAT 'HEALING' AND 'TRAUMA RECOVERY' IS WASTED ON ME ANYWAY, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORK THROUGH! I'M FINE!

...NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO DRINK THIS ENTIRE BOTTLE OF 'OFFERING' DRY. (HEY, WANNA SEE HOW FAST I CAN CHUG IT!?!)

[theelfmaiden]

🥪

😋

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[teamfurtress]

You keep rebloging all your drawings, what is going on?

[dailyhatsune]

Hatsune Morshu

sorry, link. i don’t give credit. come back when you’re a littleMMMMricher!

[felidaeng]

Are you an advocate for censorship?

is this because i said not to use the r slur

[txttletale]

how many eggs do you have in your fridge

this is exactly what im complaining about. so many people act like its my job to do research for them when these questions are easily googlable ://

I.was going to edit this google resutls page to say something funny but honestly i dont think i can outdo what i actually got

[junglejim4322]

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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[okthatsgreat]

this ask was really eye opening about how there are users on this website that are on entirely different planes of being than me and i think thats beautiful. YOU have a great day man

[milfygerard]

so you'll condone cannibalism?

sure why not

[ohitslen]

In the reincarnation au I feel like their vibes must be sooooo weird from the outside, the building gossip must be off the charts!

Oh yes definitely! When they are together they behave in a way that can be quite weird witness. They act so awkward with one another at first so when they start to get along all the gossipy neighbors are fascinated by them

[for--all--of--eternity]

Bill I'm madly in love with you

AWW, YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME? WANNA TAKE MY HAND IN MARRIAGE AND MAKE AN HONEST TRIANGLE OUT OF ME? WANNA SMOOCH MY EYEBALL AND FIND OUT WHERE THE TONGUE COMES OUT?

WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS

GET ME OUT OF THIS FORSAKEN THERAPY HELLHOLE

AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE BESIDE YOU!

...THAT WAS A WINK, JUST SO YOU KNOW. I KNOW IT'S KINDA HARD TO TELL.

[dunmeshistash]

sorry to bother you but do you have any images of laios where he's like ":D"?

He keeps making that face doesn't he

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

can we ask about ur family's curse

according to my great grandma it was cast on her grandma by a neighbor with the evil eye - "your daughters will marry their fathers and your sons will become them"

which is really just a fancy way of describing the cycle of abuse and therefore worked very well, generally going into effect before the kid in question turned 21

so my matrilineal family tree winds up a fractured, miserable mess, lots of young marriages and parents falling apart generation after generation, serial toxic marriages with generations of kids scattered across the whole state in foster homes - very nasty stuff

until it gets to me (firstborn in my generation of cousins) and by the time im twenty one i am 1. both daughter and son and neither 2. extremely aspec and queer

which apparently this neighbor did not conceive of when casting her eye and seems to have simply error messaged the curse into oblivion. no one born after me has had this problem. all their romantic relationships are loving (though i would never claim them perfect) and their children adored. fairytale loopholed so hard the damn thing disintegrated. its the funniest magic story i have lmao

[girlballs]

can you not post nsfw :(

you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast