#anon the flavor graveyard comment did automatically deal me psychic damage

[jockpoetry]

The MAPLE CREEMEES I’m... and oh fuck speaking of B&J’s the flavor graveyard???? Maybe they skip that. Or maybe they don’t? Maybe it’s Bobby’s way of trying to mitigate some of that trauma, idk. Like “a graveyard with... no bones? The graveyard is... fun? The graveyard is literally a place to go to remember things we loved or rediscover things that are gone now?”

I’ve actually never been to Funspot it was Pizza Putt or bust. Also had retro games, ticket counter, jungle gym, etc. plus it was close, and the themed putt putt holes were truly incredible. They had this pyramid you could actually go inside of, my sister and I actually once spent the whole day in there when our parents dropped us off. I think Sam would have been super into that one, and Dean would have been into the one that looked like space and it was always dark and everything was painted in like neon glow-in-the-dark paint.

mortifying ordeal picture (yes that’s a livestrong bracelet, this was like...2012 and it was a good stim device) 

BUT AAHHH, yes, the flavor graveyard. this just gave me psychic damage anon! graveyards can be fun, they can be filled with happy memories. not just monsters. not just salt and fire and the smell of rotted flesh and musty bones. 

And man I never went to a Pizza putt, but we drove past them sometimes. Funspot was closer to us/right on top of family when we’d go visit so that’s where my mind went to. It’s a lot more hokey, the mini golf is fairly tame but there’s bowling inside and now there’s like ??? some outdoor adventure thing adjacent to Funspot. 

But I feel like they’d eat up these memories, and then John would get his hands back on them and I wonder if they’d remember them as adults. Or if they’d be fainter, like a good dream amid a sea of nightmares.