#anon i want ur hand in marriage/p

[bucketspammer4life]

All boxers react to getting a maid dress. Even the extra boxers (excluding Mac, he just gets a half eaten cheeseburger)

ANON YOURE A GENIUS

Glass Joe - absolutely losing his shit, a bit concerned for whoever sent it but laughing his ass off

Von Kaiser - sighs like a dissapointed mom and gets embarrased about it

Disco Kid - suprised that someone had the guts to send it in, finds it hilarious

King Hippo - doesnt understand it and thinks he just got sent a really pretty dress

Piston Hondo - turns red, almost dies of embarrasment on the spot and giggles like a madman

Bear Hugger - joking around with it like "pay me and ill wear it" And considering giving it to mrs bear for her to wear

Great Tiger - upset that theres no cat ears finds the dress kinda nice and also thought it was just a pretty dress, after he found out he just evaporates

Don Flamenco - teasing his fans to hell and back about it, "oh my goddd what if i wear this haha that would be so funnyyy guys"

Aran Ryan - a bit suprised but he has done worse 100%, finds it funny but is kinda dissapointed because why no clovers?? :(

Soda Popinski - unless its soda themed hes not wearing it, period. But he would find it funny and offer it to whoever else wants to wear it

Bald Bull - not sure whether to cry, laugh or go mad so he just does it all at once while staring off into the void

Super Macho Man - offer him 20 dollars and he'll wear it literally dying. Confused but laughing his ass off

Mr Sandman - teases his fans about it also, would say smth like "ill wear this when i lose to ____"

[iwaisa]

request. CONGRATS ON 200!!!❤️❤️ i stumbled upon ur blog recently but oml ur writing is rly good🥺 for the alphabet event, i want to request it with shinsou if u dont mind!! again congratsss - anon

a/n. ahh! thank you so much nonnie!! and yes shinsou ugh YES! <3

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a - affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)

↳ he prefers to show affection behind closed doors. it’s not that he doesn’t want to hug you or hold your hand, he just believes that it’s private and should be shared between you two in the comfort of your own dorms.

b - best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)

↳ he’s very quiet, so you would probably have to be the one to talk to him first. he definitely warmed up to you after a month or two of you telling him how cool his quirk is and such. compliments for him go a long way :,)

c - cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

↳ he likes cuddling, only if he can see your face. he would rather have you on top of him or the two of you facing each other. he wants to be able to wake up from a nap and see that you’re still there with him.

d - domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)

↳ oh god he’s so nervous. he will never admit that each day he’s pictured you two together. (he probably does that thing where he puts your given name next to his surname or vise versa tehe) he’s fairly good at cooking but he’s really good at cleaning.

e - ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

↳ he would need so much time. he wouldn’t want to hurt you, but he would rather get out of the relationship as soon as something bad happens that seems unmendable. he offers to be there for you when you two aren’t together anymore, but he’s hurt just as much as you are.

f - fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)

↳ he’s extremely cautious. he would be so committed to you, but he would need a few more years out of college to bring up the topic of marriage.

g - gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

↳ so so so gentle both physically and emotionally. he would hate himself forever if he hurts you, and he wants to be there for you whenever he can if you do the same.

h - hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)

↳ hugs are rare for him to give, but if you give them he feels his walls falling more and more each time. his hugs are extremely warm and light, but it’s the best feeling.

i - i love you (how fast do they say the l-word?)

↳ probably not fast. he would need it to be at least six or more months. he wants to hear you say it first, not because he doesn’t love you, but because he’s terrified of you being scared away if he moves too fast.

j - jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)

↳ he gets pretty jealous, but if he were to do anything it would probably be to just take you away from that situation. he’s not untrusting of your commitment to him, he’s just nervous of someone better taking you away from him.

k - kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)

↳ during your first kiss he was shaking so much. he had no idea where to put his hands. once the two of you keep experimenting with kisses more, his are slow and sweet and passionate. he loves kissing your hand and anywhere there’s exposed skin. he loves when you kiss his neck/jawline.

l - little ones (how are they around children?)

↳ kids don’t exactly gravitate towards him, but once they do he’s got the softest smile on his face. he’s better around toddlers and babies than kids in the age gap of 6 and up. they’re too sassy.

m - morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

↳ he loves waking up to see your face right where it was when he closed his eyes. he gives you a kiss on the cheek or forehead and then goes to make the two of you a quick breakfast. he LOVES when you wrap your arms around his waist as he’s cooking it just makes him melt. he likes to tease you in the morning for your bed hair :))

n - night (how are nights spent with them?)

↳ he’s going to be exhausted no matter what happened that day, but he can’t fall asleep right away. sometimes if you’re sleeping and you open your eyes, you’ll see him staring at you lol

o - open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

↳ it definitely takes a long time. he trusts you with all of his heart but there’s still a hint of hesitation that keeps him back from revealing too much too soon. it’ll probably take a few months, and i think he would reveal it all right away.

p - patience (how easily angered are they?)

↳ he’s very patient. always patient with you <3 he never wants you to see his anger, so he remembers your soothing words and your cute face and he calms down straight away

q - quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

↳ he’s actually really good at remembering things. he remembers super tiny details and he always remembers each compliment you give him. he also remembers things that make you uncomfortable so he knows never to do those things or bring them up.

r - remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

↳ his favourite would have to be when you/he asked the other out. 

s - security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?)

↳ he’s extremely protective. he’s terrified of the day something happens to you and he’s not there to help. he would stick by your side whenever he can, and he absolutely loves when you do the same. he thinks you look absolutely adorable <3

t - try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

↳ he tries so hard to make you happy, and you are! he always pays for dates. no exceptions. he wouldn’t put too much effort into getting gifts, but not in a bad way. he’ll definitely search for the perfect gift for you, but he doesn’t go all out.

u - ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)

↳ he doubts himself too much. he doubts why you’re with him sometimes. he feels like there are so many other people out there that are perfect for you, so why him?

v - vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)

↳ he always checks his appearance if there’s a mirror. he’s constantly nervous about about what you might be thinking about his hair/face/clothes.

w - whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)

↳ he would. he knows the feeling of being incomplete from not having any friends because of his quirk, and he hates it. you were the only person to think his quirk was awesome, and he wants that feeling back.

x - xtra (a random headcanon for them)

↳ he has a list of cat names in his phone for when he can finally get a cat in college. one of them is shouta (bet you can guess why <3 it’s a tribute to his dad)

y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

↳ he finds people with short tempers annoying. if you never show your anger to him, it’s an exception. but if you’re like bakugou, he hates it.

z - zzz (what is a sleep habit of theirs?)

↳ he doesn’t sleep. IUFGWUEF JK JK. he has a silk pillowcase so his hair doesn’t get tangled <3

issa’s 200 follower event!

[firestarter-olaf]

lemon snicker’s a many bad things: oh no begins

no lookings, no lookings

no lookings, no lookings

tis bad sho is the worst, it make you so very much sick

if u watch this horrid sho, you r so much sadistic

so no lookings, no lookings, no lookings....

three children bcom orphin and go to unibrow

he greedy and he hungry for all thier fortune now

his plan for orphan money is quite the very horrid plot

pleasing lookings away b4 you soon saddings corrupt

just no lookings, no lookings,

tis show is so vile and frigtning and dangerops

so ask some normal dudebro “should i look” and they so say

no lookings, no lookings, no lookings, no lookings, no lookings, no lookings.......................

part. 1

henlo my name lemon snicker and this sho is so depressing no shant watch it!!!! but it too late you already sang the song so; anyway this about three become-to-orphin named vicks, claw and sonny who tri to escape unibrow and story start soon, ready? anddddd parents are ded

stupid bitch mr.poe tell them news in ugli beach who interrupt vick inventor, claw smartass, and sonny bite, “oh no parent ded :)” mr poe say, and orphin sad, klaw say “i kno word” and go to ash home where nothing left but a spiglas

sad orphan go to banker hous b4 get new gaurdin and meet stupid jornalist who no spell “p-r-o-m-o-t-i-o-n” n kids, then go to uinbrow home and oh look a nice person who can make their lives better SIKE it horrible place and ugli and shit, mr poe say “he nice” but uinbro “EVIL!!!!!!” but mr poe let orphan in anyway (fuck u!)

evil uinbro give impossible chors, hard hard workings, orphin very tired, evil dude demand DINNER

so go to nice person who name justic struss, they find recip for whore pasta and get ingrident, and wow, musical number........

i’s ze count, i ze count, i ze count,

i ze count i xe count i ze cont

who the best! who the best! it be me the “good” ol count

im so vain and fucking dramatic and i want ur bank accont!!1!!!!!

it be count it be count it b count

it be count it be count it b count

C! for count olaf, the so very hansom dude 

O! o my god, only me isnt the poop

U! u r ophan and u r very dumb

N! for the knowldege, 4 u r all stupid cunt

T! for the talen which is all for the good drama when u good lookin and great actin and the worl gretest actorrrrrrrrrrrr

it the count it the count it ze count

it be count its be count i txe count

who the best! who the best! it be me the “good ol count”

im so vain and fucking dramatic and i want ur bank account!!!!!!!!1

i the count i the count i the count

i the count i the countttttt

it the COUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

“you a villain but go off i guess” orphin say, “ufuck u!! anon hate” uinbrow and troupe includ hookboi, nb dude, baldy an gradys, combac “where my dinner? prepar or die!”

and so prepare prepare the whore pasta, but unibrow want ROAST BEEF so he fucking agry and uinbrow go 2 claw AND 

SLAP!

he ded oh never mind he ok but he cri bcuz evil dude slap :(((((((( they bad too sad anyway hope you dont watch the 2nd part bye

part, 2

FLASHBACK! volunteer jaklyn try to help mr po but evil uibrow go disguise as yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssica haIRcut and convince stupid bitch mr po to make unibro gaurdin but jaklyn get in way but stupid bitch convinced!!1! too late and now jaklyn trapped in tree

ok so no moar flashbak and back to orphin, and they do chore and chore and bore n then unbrow go drama af and plan a “”””””good”””””” mariage play that is obvs not a schem!!!!!! vicks is the brid and oldie unibrow be the grom and stuff and whatevs

anyway kalw suscipious and go to struss for law book bout nuptail shit and basiclly in loco parentis where parent arrang marriage and ujdge do the form and bam! marry

so klaw spoil plan to unibrow but SHCOKERS! sunny in a cage “oh no what to do” say vick and claw 

so vick make go go gadget machine to save sunny but! hookboi imprsion her an now go to long and boring play which actually a plot

don worry howevs cuz law say top hand when vick use bottom and good no marry and claw do some bullshit about morality BUT ubinrow ESCAPE!!!!!!!!! anyway new gaurdin soon and

wait

what the fuck why the parents still alive

AN: it was about time i did this anyway, lmao. this is gonna be one of my best shitposts yet

[xyloophones]

hi! :) music anon here - i just read your reply and pls give me allllll the (gay) music recs!!

this is gonna be a long list anon pls buckle up. also note that im not gonna link anything bc theres a lot but all of these songs are on youtube/spotify 

🌈 xylo’s super gay, super incoherent music rec list 🌈

the basics / the popular ones

troye sivan. i know. I KNOW. half the playlist was already him but listen ive been a troye fan since he put out happy little pill & let me tell u all his songs have such a VIBE. blue neighborhood???? an iconic album. got me thru my last 2 years of high school. to this DAY i cannot listen to suburbia without thinking about driving to watch the sunrise on my first day of senior year w my best friend, sitting in the parking lot in her car n holding hands over the center console bc we were so scared of growing up. he just EVOKES that kind of MOOD u know??

listen to: fools–– talk me down–– heaven 

frank ocean !!!! a bi ICON. i waited so long for new music n he blessed us with TWO ALBUMS. not only is his music spectacular and literally lyrically genius (”see both sides like chanel?? c on both sides like chanel???“ as a metaphor for bisexuality???? BEAUTIFUL. INCREDIBLE. LITERALLY AMAZING.) but he also just has sUCH an aesthetic. 

listen to: thinkin bout you if ur feelin soft;  ivy ––chanel–– nights if u want his newer stuff

lesbian jesus herself hayley kiyoko. anon. ANON. listen to me when i tell u that her music will change ur life. she is so RELATABLE and her songs are SO CATCHY. the girls like girls music video single handedly raised my gpa and cleared my acne. 

listen to: everything uhh girls like girls–– palace–– gravel to the tempo

kehlani. im literally so obsessed. shes again another #bi icon. her gf is really cute. im in luv w her. sweetsexysavage is her latest album n its honestly??? driving my life force???? her voice is also just so lush & smooth while also bein slightly gravely in a way that makes me blush in public a lot like how can i be so gay for just her voice??? shes also just so charming n has the cutest smile and, again, i’m gay

listen to: honey is my fav song bc it reminds me of my gf (AGAIN: IM GAY) but distraction is v cute n flirty n a longtime fav. listen to in my feelings if ur ex is awful. also: keep on –– piece of mind –– the way feat. chance are all really good. just listen to her entire discography honestly

DODIE. ive been a dodie fan since i, a repressed baby gay, stumbled upon “she” on youtube and was filled with such immense love that i immediately stanned and here we are, 2 EPs later. nothing more relatable than pining for ur str8 best friend. pls listen to “she” it literally kickstarted my gay awakening

listen to: ill say it again, she –– also sick of losing soulmates–– her cover of somebody else by the 1975 

against me. i dont know if ur into punk anon but even if ur not, consider checking out against me. lead singer laura jane grace is a super badass trans woman & trans dysphoria blues is an album with. suCH EMOTION. 

listen to: black me out , a song to plan a revolution to. im here, im queer, im angry and its a midterm election year #registertovote 

lesser known artists + singles + lgbtq+ artists that i know but am not a big fan of under the cut

let me go by tunde olaniran. i regularly cried listening to this song after a break up. if u wanna be emotional n gay this is a good one. 

somebody loves you by betty who. ok not specifically gay (i dont think???) but it was used in a rlly cute gay marriage proposal (look it up on youtube im begging i guarantee u will be smiling for the rest of the day) and they are. ALWAYS. playing this one at pride. a bop. 

boyfriend by tegan and sara. ok i know theyre technically popular but no one talks about their last album and boyfriend is a good song ok?? ok.

jenny by studio killers. another song about pining after ur best friend. can u tell i went THRU SOME STUFF in high school 

ok aGAIN i know that halsey is also technically mainstream but i didnt wanna write a whole paragraph about her. listen to strangers feat. lauren jauregui. #unpopularopinion but her last album was just “ok” dont @ me

HEART ATTACK BY LOONA. do u like k pop??? do u like gay girls???? do u like cute music videos???? my friend do i have the song for u

mary lambert. she did the hook in that macklemore song. pls listen to her other stuff its so good n soft n  “i cant think straight / im so gay / sometimes i cry the whole day” #relataBLE

everyone knows who sam smith is right?? anyway prayers is good. his entire last album is honestly so good but hes not a particular fav of mine.

elton john. a LEGEND. he’s like 150 years old but im hoping the sheer love of the gay community will keep him alive for another 150 years

ANGEL HAZE. ive been a long time fan.  v emotional n the lyrics r heavy but honestly?? so important??? one of my fav rap artists

i know a place by muna. i listened to this on the way to pride n almost cried in front of my mom, my friends, and an entire BART station full of pride goers. its a v upbeat song, im just emotional 

zolita. uhh not a big fan tbh, just not my musical style

girls/girls/boys by p!atd. ok also not technically gay (?? maybe??? there are some Bi Rumors but thats not my place to say) but anyways def a bi anthem. dont watch the music video its very “lets have two girls kiss for views” which is like. not the msg of the song but whatever i aired my salt about that in 2013 n im not going back now

idk what kina grannis’s sexuality is (again, not my business) but she does a lot of good covers and never changes pronouns. i like sweater weather and shut up and dance with me a lot. 

oh !! ben j pierce !! 2 v good songs about how gender roles r bullshit n heteronormativity is awful. hes also like my exact age n i luv his makeup tutorials. 

there are honestly so many more. also a lot im forgetting. im so sorry you had to read thru this long incoherent post w my awful typing 

anyway if u want my full gay playlist on spotify just msg me off anon and ill give u a link (this goes for anyone btw !!) im currently adding + taking things out n its a constant work in progress but u know, its at least not the same 8 songs over and over again (no shade at 8tracks tho….ha …)