#anon 286451

[blindmagdalena]

Hello! It is I again! The fabled anon #286451 ! It hath not been long but today at work I was struck with a headcanon/idea I thought would fit perfectly to how you write the stinky rat stink man!

I personally hate the repetitive summer love songs that repeat every hour on the radio (Since I have to listen to them a lot sadly!) and I like to imagine Homelander absolutely despises them as well. (Especially since it's the same shit every year-)

Until reader (vought employee who he mayheps has a crush on maybe idk???) Comes along and now he thinks about her whenever he hears one of those shitty love songs-

And suddenly they aren't quite so shitty anymore...

As mysteriously as I have appeared, I shall disappear once more! I hope my silly little summertimetune idea doth not bother! I wish thee a great week, great writer of the terrible, blonde menace!

Bestestest regards,

Anon #286451

hello dearest!! i'm so sorry to be responding so late! not a bother in the least. i love love love this headcanon!

i'm always a sucker for readers who sing, so i like to imagine it was them singing these goofy songs under their breath while they work that turned him around on them.

they do it too softly for anyone but him to hear, which makes it feel like something secret and special between them, even if he's the only one out of the two of them that's aware of it!

so now when he hears those songs, he thinks of them. their smile, the slight sway of their body to the music. he's been watching them, listening to them for weeks, falling in love with all these little isms before the two have even had a proper conversation. and ofc he doesn't really realize it until they're in an elevator together one day and they start humming along to even the elevator music.

his heart jumps and oh, he's got it bad.

[blindmagdalena]

Hi! I just wanted to say you are one of my all time favorite writers! I'm way too shy to not send this anonymously, but you've inspired me to try my hand at writing too! I'm a digital artist and have never tried writing but reading your imagines, fanfictions and headcanons really inspired me to write something (about the blonde rat man) myself! Should I fail and falter in my noble quest I shall return with many a headcanon and idea to simply send and bother you with. Bestestest regards, anon #286451

omG. that's so fantastic to hear!!! aahh, dearest, thank you! while I totally understand the security of anonymity, I definitely hope I get to see your work (and art mb?? hello? 👀) when you're ready! i'm always happy to talk about our favorite rat bastard.

absolutely never a bother. thank you for brightening my day! 🖤