#annual reminder that despite my terminally online vibes i am actually very outdoors | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

aemiron-main · 1 year ago

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one of my favourite hobbies is scaring tourists that come out here….. people are not nearly scared enough of the forest. Im doing it for their own good. I’m wrapping a fear pill in salami for them like giving medication to a dog.

#annual reminder that despite my terminally online vibes i am actually very outdoors #people come out here for tourism and im like okay yay great but also #you bitches are not NEARLY scared enough #contrary to popular belief you become more scared of the outdoors here the longer you live in it #but just for different reasons #12 year old baby em was not nearly scared enough of bears or cougars because id never been exposed to them before #but after i was?? i was not fucking around anymore!!!!!!!#baby em going out for a walk into the forest on a whim like a fucking idiot #getting to a clearing and coming across a VERY freshly killed deer like #haha im in danger.jpg #turns out i was like. metres away from a cougar den. i literally dont know how i survived there as a kid like #i would go on nighttime walks ALONE all the time walking right back where the cougar would go. like. Right There like an IDIOT #i went from carefree idiot hobbit child wandering in the forest to Paranoid Old Man Telling Tales To Scare The Youth

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