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perilegs · 6 months ago

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i love those annoying ass 2007-ish action protagonist guys with their shitty one liners and bad attitudes towards everything and mediocre growth all tied into a story that's not very good but overall enjoyable

#im thinking about ezio. like. ok. i hate the average ac fan. do not tell me those games had good plot.#they are nothing mind blowing #its the same thing over and over again #annoying ass guy has people close to him die for character growth and theres a woman with no agency besides being sexy and the plot twists #can be seen from miles away #thats not good plot #BUT. it is enjoyable.#besides the no women.#imagine if we could get shitty action games from 2005-2010 but with women #this might sound like i hate ac but my point is i love how cliche and predictable it is and i love the tropes it plays #it's exactly what you'd expect it to be!#the fucking. team of Some Guy who's special. his love interest. a lesbian. and a faggy british guy.#that's a classic #i mean it's not good and definitely not fresh by 24 standards but it is enjoyable which is the most important thing #idk how to phrase my love for obectively mediocre things in a way that doesnt make it sound like im being a hater #im saying this stuff with love #ac i missed you. middle school me was so right.#am i making any sense #i hope i am a ''babygirl i was born to understand you'' to u guys #leevi talks

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