#annalise's birthday

[fareehaandspaniards]

Happy belated birthday, @heraldofcrow !! I hope you'll like this drawing! I really love these two in your version, and I can always sense from your artwork, headcanons, that you put your heart and love into them. You're a very bright (in the goth sense hpfkdksks) person, kind, with an open heart, I am happy to be mutuals with you!

[jabberwocky1996]

Happy Birthday to Annalise Nicole Basso (December 2, 1998)

(on working with Mike Flanagan on Ouija: Origin of Evil) “When I first did ‘Oculus’ I was thirteen, I was a kid and guess I still am but it was a completely different experience and I was so happy to work with him again. I mean, on this set especially it was my first time working adult hours, 12 to 16 hours days while also staying in school. And that was really difficult and it was really special to have Lulu and a really supportive cast and also a director who is really aware of the actor and their emotional state. It was really great to work with him again.”

[nellarw95]

Happy Birthday Viola 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

August 11,1965

Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

11 Agosto 1965

[lumiereandcogsworth]

💛✨☀️🌹📚 b e l l e 📚🌹☀️✨💛

[lonesomedreamereccentriclover]

Happy Birthday Annalise Basso!

[djarin]

ELIO’S 2.5K PARTY ★ STAR WARS + ORANGE

for @karensirkko ♡ happy birthday, annalise! 

[mvzzyheartz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNALISE!!!!

I'm actually really proud of this one... I just don't really like her face in the picture hehe

She's a big girl now! :D

[koolaidoverliving]

Nurse Ann headcanons? ‼️:)

NURSE ANN!!!

with my version of her? she's basically the mansion's nurse. in her backstory: she comes from a poor family in new york. she was the main money-getter of the family, but she didn't have a proper education. plus, the only person she could rely on in her life was her depressed mom.

she always knew she wanted to be a nurse, however. she just had to find... ways to make money. and a lot of those ways didn't treat her well. luckily for she had a run-in with a doctor who was fascinated by her upbringing. there's more on them that needs to be fleshed out, so i won't go into detail on this post.

ann had died during the late 60s in canadian woods. how she got there i'm still not sure yet! but i'm leaning toward her being killed by her boyfriend.

but she turned into a zalgoid upon being discarded on the forest grounds. (the forest is shared by zalgo and slenderman; things that die there—such as plants, animals, people—are defected by zalgo.)

she was taken in by slenderman alongside a few others. nurse ann's memory is horrible but the remnants of her being a nurse stayed with her; therefore, she sees it her job to aid the mansion people.

THE THING IS SHE'S ASS AT BEING A NURSE

so eyeless jack helps her. he lends her his bio and med textbooks, tutors her and teaches her how to use surgical tools, prescribe medicine, etc.

basic headcanons:

full name: Annalise Lusen Mia

no specific age but her birthday's october 31st

she's questioning being bisexual

her chainsaw weapon can disappear and appear at will. hehe.

nurse ann died at around 33. she roamed the woods, aimlessly, for years.

at one point she encountered judge angels; nurse ann, being hostile, attacked her with no hesitation.

their relationship in the present is actually positive though! judge angels talked it out with her. nurse ann now sees her as a little sister figure in a way.

maybe she's even motherly

in terms of personality—nurse ann's strict. she's straight-forward, cold, and keeps things professional. most of the mansion regards her as intimidating. they listen to her because she's that terrifying.

she refers to most of the proxies as "Girl" or "Boy" LMFAO

but nurse ann wants to help them. she's a nurse after all, so she's not TRYING to be mean. that's just how she is.

one thing about her is she does know her leverage over men. and even women. nurse ann's pretty! she knows how to talk people up, especially the guys. and she doesn't have an issue using that to her advantage.

not good at cooking anything that isn't an organ... whenever the proxies are resting in her office, she just offers them pig guts or something worse.

again she's lost a lot of her life skills but she's steadily re-learning!!! ^o^

she has a one-sided crush on masky and there's nothing she can do to make him like her back.

ANN WILL ALMOST ALWAYS MISS THE VEIN ON THE FIRST TRY.

she only takes off her mask to eat, or when she's comfy around someone (she's only comfortable with EJ, masky, dina, and jane as of now)

is the type to think "sweat it out" methods would work

she's honestly such a huge red flag but i love her

[copperbadge]

Notable Births Of 2022

Every year around this time the newspapers run those “notable deaths” features, where they memorialize famous or infamous people who died in the past year, which is...appropriate to the season but also deeply morbid. 

I would like to suggest we have a Notable Births feature instead, where we discuss all the people who will be famous decades from now who were born in 2022. Not real people, obviously, but like.

On March 3rd this year the first gay president of West America, Annalise Jorgensen, was born! 

Also born this year, DieXel -- the composer of the smash it AI Baby, which launched the Electropopstep movement -- on September 29th. 

Inventor of the Warm Drive (like the warp drive only more comfortable) Aidan Dietrich was born on July 9th. 

The man who would eventually bring down the entire Coca Cola empire, Barry Smith, born Robert Smith on December 29th (hasn’t even happened yet!) 

Founder of social media platform Dorp, Julia Nygard, and destroyer of social media platform Dorp, Ron Mellis, weirdly were BOTH born on April 22nd this year. 

And of course NeeNar, first alien to openly land on Earth, was born outside the galaxy but traditionally celebrates his birthday as August 10, 2022, because 81022 is a lucky number in his culture. (10822 is a highly unlucky number which is why he landed in America instead of Europe.)  

[hakurasakura]

REBECCA WELTON as Midnights Tracks [insp.] happy birthday to my milfmate annalise (@karensirkko)! 💖

[shiipty]

🎂 Birthday Girl 💖

Annalise will be celebrating her 21st Birthday in tomorrow’s current household update! Our girl is finally legal! Best believe she’s gonna go out to celebrate! 🎉 🍾🥳

[redeyerhaenyra]

♡= Fluff ♤= Angst ◇= Smut ☆= Author's fave

♧ = Dark fic!!!

¤= Oneshot ■= Finished series □= Ongoing series

Micolash

-No words needed; In which Micolash breaks into your room to fuck you, 1.2k, ♡◇¤

Alfred

-But I need you! ; You find Alfred about to end his life after killing Queen Annalise, and you stop him, 1.1k, ♡♤■

-Then, have me! ; Smutty sequel to "But I need you!", 1.1k, ♡◇■

Annalise

-Annalise NSFW headcanons; ◇¤

To be added...

Jake Lockley

-Jake with a curvy reader; ◇¤

-Aint no sunshine when she's gone; It's been a month since you've broken up with the moon knight system, and you start to notice someone.. watching you, ♧■☆

Steven Grant

-Sleeping Beauty; After having sex with Jake, you both fall asleep in your flat. Only, it's not Jake that wakes up, it's Steven, 1.9k, ♡◇¤

-Accidents never happen; In which you accidentally call Steven Daddy... but he's into it, 1.5k, ♡◇¤

-Steven's been bad...; Steven's been a bad boy. You punish him. And then take care of him afterwards, 2.5k, ♡◇¤

-Dom!Steven and Bimbo!reader headcanons; You're a bimbo, but you're not inexperienced. Steven Grant is an obvious sub... right? ◇¤

Marc Spector

-Truly, Madly, Deeply; Marc goes all out when you tell him you're a virgin, 847, ♡◇¤

The System

-It's not warm when she's away; A part 2 continuation to this fic, what is life like with your three kidnapper exes? ♧■

To be added...

Konïg

-Konïg discovering his size kink; ◇¤

Simon Riley

-Simon treating reader like glass; ♡◇¤

-Divine Hammer; You bring up something new to Simon. He's more enthusiastic than you expected, ◇¤☆, 2.5k

Johnny Mactavish

-Imagine being a porn couple with Soap;◇¤

Kyle Garrick

-Relationship headcanons; Some sfw and nsfw headcanons for Gaz!!! ♡◇¤

T141

-What sex toys would t141 use? ◇¤

-NSFW visuals ;◇

Aemond Targaryen

-Killing in the name; Aemond unleashes his grief upon you in bed, 417, ♧♤◇¤

Ulf The White

-Lesson 1; You try to teach Ulf Valyrian. He has a way of making it difficult, ♡¤

OC's

-The Lady and The Princess; After being summoned to the Capitol with her Father, Cordelia wanders the halls of The Red Keep. The Princess walks past her, 551, ¤

Jacob Holland

-NSFW Headcanons; ♡◇¤

Blue Jones

-Blue with a curvy reader; ◇¤

-Blue and his favourite doll; ◇¤

-Eye of the beholder; Blue doesn't like sharing his toys. But he's not opposed to other people watching him play, 1.5k, ♡◇¤

-Pretty Boy; Blue doesn't take kindly to Basil talking down to himself- birthday present for @ominoose! ◇¤

-Fluffy Blue; ♡¤

-Author's favourite Blue headcanons; ♡◇¤

-For what it's worth; Blue shoots a guy in front of you, but he makes it up to you, ♡♤¤

-Blue Jones with a tall!reader; ♡¤

Basil Stitt

-Basil with a curvy reader; ◇¤☆

-Perv!Neighbour Basil finds your camgirl account; ◇¤

-Pretty Boy; Blue doesn't take kindly to Basil talking down to himself- birthday present for @ominoose! ◇¤

Kane

-Something's wrong with Kane; Your husband returns after 14 months MIA, but he's not entirely himself, 629, ♡◇¤♤☆

-How Kane re-falls in love with you; ♡¤

-Kiss me, Son of God!; He isn't the same, but he's yours. In which, Kane has the overwhelming alien need to breed, but it turns emotional, 474, ♡◇¤

Prince John

-Bondage in the hearts of men; After a night of drinking, you accuse John of being unfaithful, and punish him, 1.1k, ◇¤

Anselm Vogelweide

-Anselm with a Daddy Kink; Some headcanons of the consequences you face after Anselm finds out you have a Daddy Kink, ◇¤

-Oh, it isn't so bad; After weeks of not touching you, Anselm finally breaks, ◇¤

-Anselm overstimulating you, feat!breeding kink; ◇¤

-Brat-tamer Anselm; ◇¤

-This Magic Moment; Imagine being in comfiest bed with Anselm, and also having the wildest sex, ◇♡¤

[cal-kestis]

HANNAH WADDINGHAM for @karensirkko​ ​ ↳ happy birthday to my fav milf enthusiast, annalise! 💖💜💙

[lonesomedreamereccentriclover]

Happy Birthday Lulu Wilson!

[beesmygod]

BLOODBORNE LORE Q+A PART 4: SETTING ODDS AND ENDS

part 1

part 2

part 3

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this part is a little drier compared to the other 3. it's a quick mop up on any remaining minutiae about the setting before we move onto events and characters/bosses. that's the real meat and potatoes. bear with me talking about game mechanics and tomorrow ill talk about the stupid mensis ritual alright. arent you excited to hear a new baseless theory about micolash's birthday party or whatever.

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THE HUNTER ASKS:

i think most statues weren't people. but something about the human experience of obsession turns the blood in yharnam first into syrup and then into stone. the item description for the frenzied coldblood reads:

A strong will produces thick blood. Doubtless, the product of obsession, a potent source of human strength.

i think this item description is the only bit of explicit text that ties together the idea of madness inducing what the game calls "crystallization". the blood shard item descriptions confirm that after death "a substance in the blood hardens" and another upgrade material, blood gems (name self explanatory, the page is annoying to navigate) are very rarely found in coldblood.

there are hints, however, that being driven mad with bad eldritch vibes causes problematic instantaneous crystallizations. your example of the poor saps at yahar'gul is a good one. whatever happened when the brain of mensis was called forth* really flash fried the whole town in a new kind of way.

*SPECULATION!!! we can try to establish that timeline when i talk about rom.

side note: there's some women skeletons who are pushing their kids out of their way like they're george costanza hearing the fire alarm and it makes me lol every time i see it. i think its bc the little boy skeletons are wearing a little fancy lad outfit.

theres also the spikes that form in your blood when you become "frenzied", a debuff that obliterates most of your health in 1 second. when you are in danger of being "frenzied" (this happens when you look at or are attacked by certain enemies whose appearance or sound is so horrible it drives you insane), spikes shoot out of your head.

i thought this was just a gameplay mechanic to visually indicate whats happening if you miss the audio cue or the meter. but it turns out there's several unlucky bastards who peeked at the brain of mensis and got riddled with enormous spikes that came from the inside out.

imagine a monster that is so scary your blood tries to escape your body at maximum velocity. but its just mother brain from metroid.

i think most of the eyes from various corpses were pecked out by the enormously fat crows all over the place and then excreted/barfed whatever way they do in nature. they swallow rocks irl to digest shit because god forgot they need to be able to eat food to live.

THE HUNTER COMMENTS:

i clued in shawn to the original version of the lamps from an early version of the game: a chair you sit, sleep and dream in. once you know this pointless factoid, you will start noticing the frequency of really weirdly placed chairs in the game. its a chair game. adeline is strapped down to a chair. annalise sits on her throne. the spooky skeleton gatekeeper for the forbidden woods is in a chair. chairs.

THE HUNTER SAYS:

CANON! for some reason the english translation neglects to mention that its in your own handwriting which is like. part of why it would be spooky. otherwise its like iosefka left a note to herself to kill god later.

THE HUNTER SAYS:

lmfao these damn things. i dont even think about them bc the really just read as background filler but they were at one point in development going to be something important. the internal game files indicate that they are "shrines" and a cut enemy called "shrine knight" exists in a near finished condition. these concepts seem very far removed from the end product so its wild how done this enemy is. cainhurst stuff??

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ok, next time i have questions to answer about bosses in the game, bosses cut from the game and doggies. theres a great question in here about who names bosses. honestly like how tf do you (the hunter) know that's a cleric beast. you just got here. you dont know anything. a coconut fell on your head and you dont remember your address

[mvzzyheartz]

ITS ANNALISE'S BIRTHDAY. SHE'S TWO YEARS OLD. EVERYONE WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOWWWWWW

this won't be the actual drawing but EVERYONE SEND HER ASKS. EVERYONE CELEBRATE. EVERYONE LOVE HER. SHE'S A BIG GIRL

I'll make her blog later lmao