#anna like uwu you want my special blood to look at????

[vvelegrin]

daniil dankovsky like I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU STUPID CIRCUS BITCH

[lesser-mook]

Elizabeth Comstock

I hold this character in very high regard.

The way the story smoothly transitioned her into central character focus, after making her retrieval the actual goal/game objective of the first act of the story, then a carefree NPC, then things got more interesting, she started showing more sides to her than just "uwu waifu mode". She was dynamic.

Very slick.

She's a better developed Eleanor, tho Eleanor was also a cool character who pulled strings too.

Actually, deadass?

A lot of the Bioshock ladies one way or another was (co-/independently) lowkey running shit or making moves.

Sofia Lamb, Bridget Tenebaum

Julie Langford, R.Lutece

Eleanor Lamb, Daisy "mfing" Fitzroy

Fuck that "girlboss" shit.

These ladies were beyond that, they were professionals, experts in their individual fields. From Biology, Quantum Physics, to social psychology, to just knowing how to lead.

They were qualified, not strong FEMALE characters, just solid CHARACTERS. Without the derivative labels. Love that shit when it’s done right.

And some of em are npc's, not even that deep, most prolly forgot some were in the game, but they were cool.

Usually you got characters just doing shit perfect nowadays because they:

Believed in themselves

Or somebody told them how special they were all along-

These characters have ***credentials***, Hollywood needed more of that energy in the writers room. Still do.

In a poetic sense, Elizabeth, with all that power+knowledge, was like the accumulation of all of those characters before & technically after her, for both better and for worse.

Cause she, our dear Elizabeth, did some questionable shit to get what she wanted sometimes. Just like Daisy has no stranger to bloodshed, nor Sofia. They're flawed, that's why they're believable. They're not perfect little angles, while they guys look like idiots. Everyone, one way or another, has issues. Welcome to BIOSHOCK, enjoy your stay.

Thus, the beginning and end of Bioshock, Anna Dewitt.

This character is pretty decent.

It's a crime she's not more appreciated on "female character" game lists. Likely too much good writing and not enough midriff, fanservice, waifu mode, D.I.D, & skintight clothes for the peons to project onto.

Infinite didn't vibe with me at first, I actually did NOT like it (Still have my complaints, entirely with the enemy designs) but "Burial At Sea" was just:

Full circle, I'm a sucker for well executed time loops that don't make me roll my eyes.

Probably played BAS: Part 2 more times than I did the first game.

The difference between a girl and woman is "blood", jfc RIP to the homegirl, she was about that life to the end. Won't spoil who tho, if you know, then you know. Play the game.

Since Levine (original Bioshock writer) is NOT on the project (And for a very understandable, even respectable reason to boot) but for some reason the 4th is being made anyway, this is screaming studio mandate than it is an organic "necessity" for the story.

Which is just MATRIX4GREED all over again: Sure the first 3 was a complete story, but WHAT IF? We made a 4th one for no fucking reason at all?

All they gotta do is just fit it in after Bioshock 2 chronologically. But I sincerely pray, and hope Bioshock 4 doesn't fuck up the time loop or the point of the original games frfr.

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all of the headcanon asks!!

1) Light sleeper

- Cas

2) Has non stop puns

- None of them fuck ur uwu bullshit …

3) Will cut you if you hurt their loved ones

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4) Has a dysfunctional family

- Anna’s mom and dad are never home and basically she barely knows them. She resorted very young to practically allowing herself to be adopted by Cas’s family cause they’re actually there for her. Also fuck Anna’s dad he’s awful

5) Likes rock music

-  Not rlly any of them srry for being boring

6) Will give you the middle finger

- Naomi is my edgy bitch

7) Is a sweet angel

- Anna is such a sweety I love her

8) Can kill you with a pencil

- Naomi

9) Looks sweet but will murder you in cold blood

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10) Looks like they will murder you but is a sweetheart

- Maybe Cas cause she looks so emotionless and cold but she’s baby grill

11) Will eat everything if they could

- Anna binge eats when she gets broken up with (which is often cause of how boy crazy she is and she’s always in relationships one after the other) but her metabolism is so good she never gains weight. Bitch…

12) Wants to run away from everything

- Mia 

13) Knows random facts about everything

- Cas

14) Owns a motorcycle

- Naomi doesnt drive but if she did she totally would. Fckin… Lesbian …

15) Is book smart

- Haden and Cas

16) Is naïve

- Bitch Haden is so naive it’s not even funny. He’s super smart with school because of how hard he works but being rich and sheltered, he has no idea about street smarts. He’s friends with drug dealers and some sus people cause of all the parties he goes to and they’re all like … holy shit Haden you dumbass. And he’s like D: I have a 4.2 GPA, and they’re all like …. Baby .. Haden…. You don’t know how life works at all you lil rich kid

`17) Would steal a penguin from the zoo

- Anna is that quirky bitch … Cas would be the one returning it 

18) Has very exaggerated facial expressions

- Anna can be v extra at times

19) Likes Harry Potter

- Idk Cas would have read it at some point but wouldn’t talk about it probs

20) To solve other peoples problems, they say to murder the problem

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21) Is a nervous wreck

- Cas probably more so than anyone else. She’s usually pretty emotionless and cold seeming but when she’s anxious, she gets ANXIOUS

22) Likes dragons

- None of them care

23) Will laugh as they kill you

- Naomi 

24) Would bake a cake for a friend who is sad

- Anna does this kinda stuff a lot for Cas ;,)

25) Is the comforting one

- Mia and Anna are both very comforting ppl, Anna moreso tho

26) Acts like they don’t care, but do

- Cas cas cas cas

27) Loves children

- Anna probably more than anyone else but it isn’t a trait. Haden doesn’t necessarily really like kids but he’s rlly good with them

28) Gets lost easily

- Anna gets lost in convos and gets lost with directions and stuff

28) Likes to work out

- Haden loves to work out way too much

29) Will sends meme in the group chat

- Mia is a meme bitch

30) Knows every song ever

- Mia

40) Likes socks

- Anna! c:

41) Can’t sleep without something special

- Cas has a hard time with sleep unless she’s listening to the sound of her bird bouncing around in its cage 

42) Has a sweet tooth

- Anna loves candy 

43) Has amazing hair

- Haden has such great hair it’s the only thing he prides in himself