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I've translated today's P3 Morgen interview on far too little sleep, so that's probably all the warning you should need. (I've also probably mixed up the two P3 Morgen guys more often than I got them right, which... ooops?)

Translation (hopefully...) under the cut - and remember as always that I'm a swede translating norwegian into english, so the odds on me fucking up are pretty low...

Adelina: That was Vibe Like This with SG Lewis and Ty Dolla $ign this friday morning, and while we listened to that, we’ve got some visitors and we can say good morning to you, Tarjei Sandvik Moe.

Tarjei: Hi.

Adelina: Hi. And to you, Anna Hjarne.

Anna: Hi.

Adelina: You have both visited us before, you in connection with the TV series Venner fra før, and you, Tarjei, where do I start, like, you can’t really get away from Skam - or have you begun to get away from Skam-Isak, or?

Tarjei: Yeah, but I’m sure I’ve been here before.

Adelina: You have been here before. Welcome back. You two are now acting in the same movie, called Forbannelsen. Anna, what kind of film is it?

Anna [spooky voice]: Ooooh… It’s a thriller placed in the early 20th century.

Tete: In Norway?

Anna: In Norway.

Adelina: When you say thriller, is it a thriller or is it a scary movie? Are we talking horror?

Tete: This is very important too Adelina.

Karsten: She needs to know if she’ll be able to sleep. She got nightmares from Hocus Pocus 2, so…

Anna: It is a very revolting, and in a way psychological, thriller.

Adelina: So horror, then. And it takes place in the 20th century.

Anna: Yes, 1918. When the Spanish flu was raging.

Adelina: Is this your first horror movie, Tarjei?

Tarjei: Definitely. First and last.

Tete: First and last, are there work related injuries, or?

Tarjei: Yeah, no, it was unpleasant. It was an unpleasant format. But fun.

Adelina: What’s your personal relationship to horror movies?

Anna: I think that they’re really exciting because they are a bit extra, like when you’re watching a film you can feel a little…

Tete: Do you like the excitement that you might get a bit frightened?

Anna: Yeah, actually, maybe a little.

Adelina: But don’t you get scared, because I understand that, I really understand that part of horror films.

Anna: I find it really fun.

Adelina: But when you have to get home afterwards and it’s dark in your flat…

Anna: You never… I almost said go home alone, but you should always have some company.

Tete: When you’ve seen a horror movie, yeah.

Adelina: What’s your relationship to horror movies, Tarjei, is it something you watch a lot?

Tarjei: No.

Adelina: No?

Tarjei: I don’t like them.

Karsten: What is it you don’t like about them?

Tarjei: No, I just think they’re uninteresting. I don’t like horror movies, me.

Tete: You don’t like horror movies, period, or?

Karsten: What about, like, something like Silence of the Lambs?

Tarjei: I haven’t seen it.

Tete: Excuse me?

Adelina: The last horror movie I saw left me traumatised. I shared a room with my big sister, and she hated me because the TV had to be moved out of the room. And that was because I watched The Ring and I was terrified for real. So have you seen The Ring, Tarjei?

Tarjei: No, I haven’t.

Adelina: What?

Karsten: Have you seen Scary Movie? I haven’t seen The Ring but I get the references to The Ring because I’ve seen Scary Movie. I got scared by Scary Movie.

Tete: Did you get scared by Scary Movie?

Karsten: Yeah, yeah, the humour is only based on horror movies and I thought it was creepy.

Adelina: Isn’t it difficult to act in a horror movie without having watched a single horror movie. Or do you have it in you?

Tarjei: No. I don’t like films.

Adelina: The actor who doesn't like films. It’s a joyful day to have you here with us, Anna and Tarjei, stay with us and we’ll talk more about Forbannelsen, but first we’ll listen to Vance Joy and Riptide

[music]

Adelina: Vance Joyce and Riptide on NRK P3 nine minutes past eight this friday where we’re talking about horror movies and are visited by Anna Hjarne and Tarjei Sandvik Moe who both are parts of [spooky voice] Forbannelsen. You have to say it like that because you have chosen a creepy word as the film title. I guess it’s all part and parcel of it. But we can listen to a small excerpt from the film trailer.

We have a sinner among us. And as we all know, the Lord judges

and the Lord punishes.

Yesterday we had one death. Today it seems we’ll have another two.

How can you sleep at night, not knowing whether you’ll wake up in

your own bed or in Hell?

Tete: Good morning and Happy Friday… Right away there I heard a sound that makes me have to ask the question, are there whips in the film? Are these whipping sounds?

Anna: A bit, yes. A bit.

Tete: There are? Are there?

Anna: You have to watch it. You have to watch the film.

Adelina: But, you two - Anna, you like horror films, and Tarjei, you don't think they’re anything special, but, sometimes when you’re watching a film that’s really creepy, do you remember that okay, there is a camera team and they say “cut” afterwards and then they eat lunch, and there are people there, it’s not real. Do you get less frightened by horror movies when you know how they are made, Anna?

Anna: Definitely. Now when people have watched the movie a lot of people ask if it wasn’t really creepy to do it, and then you think, no, not really, because, like, one scene began with us having waffles on set, right? But if it’s a good horror film, then I think that you forget that you’ve made the film.

Tete: You forget what’s happened behind the scenes. But were there any scenes where you thought, oh no, this is why I don’t like horror movies? Were you frightened on set?

Tarjei: No, I wasn't. I was relaxed, it was fun to be on set. But it was fascinating to watch Anna, who acted with contact lenses that made her blind. So Anna hasn’t seen anything.

Anna: I haven’t seen anything.

Tarjei: Her character is blind so she’s wearing contacts that make her blind.

Tete: Are you joking? Wow!

Karsten: So the contact lenses blocked you from seeing anything when you wore them?

Anna: That’s right, yes. They made me see white. All the time.

Karsten: Oh, I find that incredibly creepy. I have walked around here at NRK doing things blindfolded. I’ve made pizza blindfolded and it’s the worst thing I’ve done in all my life. You have a person beside you going, “Oh this is a very sharp knife”. Really dangerous.

Adelina: What was the most challenging with wearing the contacts then?

Anna: It was putting them in. But it was very exciting and very weird, because the character I play is really blind so when I put in contacts and don’t see anything then you get, in a way… it’s really difficult to do things. She’s really blind, and that’s something else.

Tarjei: I remember that people insisted that Anna should keep wearing the contacts.

Anna: Yeah, it’s the wildest thing I’ve ever done.

Karsten: But how would you make a sandwich? How would you know that you have enough toppings on your slice of bread then?

Anna: Right. I remember that it was difficult aiming the fork.

Karsten: Salad is hard to eat.

Adelina: But you got to take them out during lunch, or?

Anna: Yes, but I wasn’t very good at taking them out and putting them back in, so I stayed sitting with them in at least during that first lunch. And people were just, like, standing in front of me and waving.

Adelina: Did you ever prank her? It sounds like the perfect prank opportunity, Tarjei?

Tarjei: I shoved her quite a bit.

Adelina: She slipped and it was absolutely awful, but then there were waffles so it was fine.

Anna: Yeah, Tarjei stood there making waffles on set.

Adelina: And what was the most challenging thing for you, then? You didn’t really have these contacts to work with, but is there something with your character that made you go, “Hm, I’ll have to make an effort here.”

Tarjei: He’s an evil bastard, just like all the characters I play, so it was just to go back into the evil bastard thingy, always difficult, but… it went fine.

Adelina: Playing an evil bastard sounds pretty fun, though. Being the bad guy.

Tarjei: Really fun. I think it’s great to be an actor.

Anna: And you nail it too.

Tarjei: Thank you. You too, you’re very good at being blind.

Adelina: Fun and compliments, that’s our go-to. Stay with us for more Anna and Tarjei, but right now here’s Alan Walker and Iselin Solheim.

[music, news, and more music]

Adelina: Elton John and Dua Lipa with Cold Heart in P3 Morgen, today with you two, Tarjei Sandvik Moe and Anna Hjarne, who we can see in Forbannelsen, a horror film that you were at the premiere party for yesterday.

Everyone: Yeeeeeahhh!

Adelina: Do you have any juicy or fun things for the rest of us?

Anna: I didn’t wear contacts.

Tete: Oh, good. So you saw the film.

Anna: I saw the film.

Tarjei: What did you think about it?

Anna: I think it was… it was the second time I saw it, yesterday. You see new things every time.

Tete: But it was the first time you saw it in a cinema?

Anna: The second time.

Karsten: You’ve seen it twice in the cinema already? Nerd.

Anna: We had pre-premiere…

Karsten: Nerd.

Anna: Thanks for that.

Karsten: I was wondering, at a premiere party for a horror movie, are there people walking around scaring people? [I have absolutely no idea what he’s saying after that - something about drinks and spaghetti?]

Anna: Tarjei was pretty wild about that yesterday… No.

Adelina: You two know each other from before but it’s the first time we see you two together in a film, is it your first film role, Anna?

Anna: Absolutely.

Tete: Oi, film debut.

Adelina: But you’ve been at, was it Upper Secondary together?

Anna: Yeah.

Adelina: Did you know each other then or just knew of each other?

Tarjei: I made sure to keep a safe distance from Anna but I knew of her. She was the revue star.

All interviewers: Ahhh.

Anna: And Tarjei was the revue boss.

All interviewers: Ooooh, really?

Anna: Tarjei was the revue boss, I was an actor.

Tarjei: I was Anna’s boss and made sure she wasn’t paid. Upper Secondary student, you know.

Anna: But it was good for the soul.

Adelina: What kind of boss is Tarjei, Anna? Don’t be afraid.

Anna: I’m afraid. Nah.

Adelina: Tell us.

Tarjei: The goal as a boss is that people are afraid.

Anna: No, I respected Tarjei a lot, really.

Adelina: Yeah, that’s the correct answer but what’s the real answer?

Karsten: That’s such a politician’s answer.

Anna: Really cool. He was the coolest of them.

All interviewers: Noooo!

Karsten: What was it, was he really caring, like, “You do you, boo”?

Anna: Yes. No, he was really cool at all the assemblies we had.

Adelina: Was it important to you, Tarjei, to appear cool at the assemblies and what tactic did you have for it?

Tarjei: I talked as loud as possible, and was very articulated. So people understood what I said. But it’s important to appear cool when you’re the revue boss. Appear as cool as possible with the least amount of effort.

Karsten: Because cool people always put too much effort into being cool.

Tarjei: Exactly.

Adelina: Karsten knows all about that. But then we can also ask, what kind of student is Anna?

Tarjei: Anna? Very good. Hard working. Very talented.

Adeline: I imagine, Anna, that you’re, like, “ugh, I want a break”, and…

Anna: I take that as a real compliment.

Adeline: A bit like, yeah, yeah, we’ll get to that, just need a bit more fun.

Anna: Yeah, yes. Maybe.

Adeline: But hard working.

Tarjei: Yeah, but really, Anna was a star already when she was in year one in Upper Secondary. You could see it.

Adeline: How could you see it?

Tarjei: She was a damn good actress.

Adeline: Oh my god. You just sit there and get praised.

Tete: I’ll be walking into a trap I often fall into, but I often compare things with football and Anna, you’re kind of the actor version of Haaland.

Adelina: And do you know who you are, Tarjei?

Tete: You’re his father’s homemade lasagna.

Adelina: I was going to brag about knowing the coach's name. It was much funnier than the lasagna dad.

Tete: Oh yeah, sorry. Sorry.

Adelina: You’re the dad. Yeah, that’s what you are. Lasagna dad and Haaland, now together in a film called Forbannelsen. It’s creepy, but remember that in one of the scenes, the whole room is filled with waffle smell.

Anna: Never forget.

Tete: Can we maybe make… We have two actors here, so maybe we can make a creepy sound together?

[make some very creepy sounds…]

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