#aninsanelittlebish

[askdameronn-blog]

POE, I HAVE A BLISTER ON MY FOOT AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL. I CAN'T WALK AND I WANT TO CRY. HUG ME, PLEASE.

Ouch, *hugs* it’s gonna be okay I promise

[ask-kylo]

... //sings softly// We've been here forever, And here's the frozen proof, I could scrEAM FOREVER, WE ARE THE POISONED YOUTH!

Do not scream forever, unless you have a strong desire to visit the detention block.

[ofchromiumarmor]

I'll join the Order once it's safe to do so; just stop attacking me. And...once I finish doing cardio in gym...I need to lose some weight and boost my leg power if I'm going to be "useful".

I’ll stop attacking you once you stop acting like an annoying Bantha.

[glider-knight]

Oh my goodness gracious Glider knight, you're simply adorable.

“Oh my…You flatter me.”

[thekingliestknight-blog]

Thou didn't state it out loud. WhOOPS I REMOVED MY ANON MASK.

"It's quite early in the morning to be discussing such topics. If you wish to speak lewd language, go speak it with that hussy of a man. I take no interest in continuing this topic..."

[shovelknightrp]

aninsanelittlebish Approches the Knight.

Shovel Knight was walking down the dirt path heading towards one of the villages when he meets someone down the road. "Hello there."

[ask-kylo]

//sings loudly// AND I CAN'T STOP 'TIL THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS MY NAME, 'CAUSE I WAS ONLY BORN INSIDE MY DREAMS! UNTIL YOU DIE FOR ME, AS LONG AS THERE IS A LIGHT, MY SHADOW'S OVER YOU, 'CAUSE I AM THE OPPOSITE OF AMNESIAAAAAA! AND YOU'RE A CHERRY BLOSSOM, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BLOOM! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY, BUT YOU'RE GONE SO SOOOOON!

...I take back my earlier comments about not hiring assassins or bounty hunters. In some cases, they could be useful.

[ask-kylo]

//sings loudly// MUMMIFIED MY TEENAGE DREAMS! NO, IT'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME! THE KIDS ARE ALL WRONG! THE STORIES ARE OFF! HEAVY METAL BROKE MY– //pounds chest twice// HEART! COME ON, COME ON AND LET ME IN! THE BRUISES ON YOUR THIGHS LIKE MY FINGER PRINTS! AND THIS IS FOR TONIGHT, I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD FEEL, I NEVER MEANT FOR YOU TO FIX YOURSELF!

I’m leaving. I have too much to do to waste my time with this.

[ask-kylo]

//sings loudly// JUST ONE MISTAKE, IS ALL IT WILL TAKE! YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY– REMEMBER ME, FOR CENTURIES!

I’m sure that my deeds are already known throughout the galaxy. I have “gone down in history.”

[ask-kylo]

//sings loudly// SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD, SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD, BUT YOU'LL REMEMBER ME— REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES!

Stop singing. Now.

[ask-kylo]

My lord, the next time you have a "hangout session" with Phasma, you two should watch a show called "Girls". I'm sure you'll find some strange physical similarities between you and one of the characters...

I’ve never heard of that program before. If the Captain is interested in watching it, I will consider it.

[ask-kylo]

My lord, //salutes// I realize you are mentally ill. May I ask what specific illnesses you suffer from? Do I have permission to ask?

You do not have permission to ask. Leave me.

((Complicated question, this one! I’m no psychologist, but one of my family members is. Her opinion is that he would probably be diagnosed with Cluster B personality disorders [antisocial personality disorder and BPD].))

[ofchromiumarmor]

Phasma, I realize you're out to get me, but I have gym class for the rest of the school year beginning tomorrow. It's like a prison in there. What would you suggest for me to survive that hell? I'm asking for advice because you're a powerful lady. I want to be one. So, how should I keep it up in that prison we call "physical education"?

Train. Train until you surpass your peers. And then join the First Order.

[ask-kylo]

Here's another thing: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COMB YOUR HAIR WITH HOW FLUFFY IT IS? My hair is naturally curly, I constantly wash it, and it's still a pain in the ass to comb it. What's your GODDAMN SECRET, SIR?

I brush it soon after I take a shower. You have useless questions.

[ask-kylo]

Sorry to both you again, sir, but have you ever had chocolate?

I don’t remember ever having that.

[ask-kylo]

That's rather cute. Bizarre, but cute. ...I realize I said I'd leave you alone, but that's a lie. Now: Favorite flavor of ice cream?

...If I must choose, Tibanna split.