#animoronics is intentional btw

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fnaf lore makes the batboy's insane

Jason on a call to Tim: and then I said "well I always come back" and this guy, the audacity of this guy he said "oh like 'em Willy Afton?" WHO IS THAT???

Tim: NO! YOU TOO??? I don't know either! I was on patrol and there was this call for a animatronic pizzeria thing that recently opened! so I get there and IT'S RIOTS, I mean RIOTS. picket signs that said "no more robot menaces" people in a counter protest wearing weird animal masks??? it was SO BAD, it took me and the GCPD a good 3 hours to stop the whole thing, in the meantime someone FIREBOMBED the pizzeria! crazy stuff.

Jason: wait Fred's pizzeria?? he was just trying to bring in new business!

Tim: I KNOW, I don't know what got into them!

*dick joins the call*

Dick: hi guys! whatch'a talking about?

Tim: you heard about the riots and Fred's pizzeria???

Dick: NO NOT FRED'S! WHYYY????

Jason: something about the animatronics he was using??? it spawned 2 protests one in favour and one against, and from what Tim's tellin' me BAD. who knew that some animatronics would cause such controversy.

Dick: ... oh wait a minute, have you guys heard about that video game? the five nights and freebies? whatever it's called?

Jason: since when does that matter?

Dick: wally was telling me about it one time, it's about a animatronic pizzeria with animatronic animals that are possessed by ghosts for some reason? I don't know. could that be why the riots are happening?

Tim: … oh fuck, I forgot Gotham is incredibly superstitious.

Jason: WAIT YOUR TELLING ME THEY WERE AFRAID JOKER OR SOMETHING WAS GOING TO DO THE PLOT OF THE VIDEO GAME??

Dick: fuck! I think we are right, wow we are really not good at pop culture.

Jason: I was dead for 15 years I get a pass! But geez, yeah that would do it.

Tim: fuck wait, we didn’t find the animatronics when we were finished with the riot.

Jason: oh fuck no

Dick: NOT AGAIN

Tim: call Bruce we got to go on a mad dash raid on joker. Fuck! THIS!

Dick: wait FUCK THE ANIMATRONICS HAD THE BODIES IN THEM, OH FUCK NO, WE HAVE TO FIND THE KIDS SHIT SHIT SHIT.

Dick, Jason, Tim and duke rally together and frantically search the city for the animatronics or the kids. After a whole hour and forty minutes Bruce gets a message from joker. the batkids grab the kids from the brink Of death, thankfully they were not mortally wounded but it was way too close. And retrieve the animoronics from joker.

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