#animals. all of you. ANIMALS. its ok im one too. we're in hell (together)

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

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As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

[growling]

part 7 (FINAL)

XB time :3

what I also like about Ichinose being a robot is that even if he ends up getting destroyed (which would be very disrespectful to both of us) we could probably just like. upload him on something else lmao I will not accept the possibility of my precious pretty princess getting killed

i like the animation on the XB parts............ hehehe....... pretty things on my screen.............

i love how much ichinose genuinely fucking hates the fact he has to play it <3

Zero: "Hmm.... what can I do to get them to listen?" show them your true form!! shed your mascot coil!!!!! please I want to see actual Zero again so bad it's been so long...... I need both Ichinose and Zero on my screen so bad.............

mind lasers time

aww mannn >:(

I'm watching XB with. great interest. he's just running over his subordinates...... he's a fast boy...... realistically he shouldn't be this much in shape but ill let it slide because i like looking at him

AND he spins in air.

new angy sprite :DDDD

"I can understand wanting to backstab me for being so perfect, but there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed!" so true bestie so true

XB still ongoing I'm not saying anything cause I'm Watching dsjfdhsjkdhdjjks

Ichinose slander hours jdhfshjfhja

"it might be because of the Ichinose Curse" the ichinose what now

AND he's mind controlling them!!!

my man has one (1) argument <3

"Your statement is too ridiculous to accept! Please present a reliable source" "My source is that I made it the fuck up"

help this is going on for so long and he still has one or maybe two arguments...... Zero save me nothing is happening right now. Also I still got Thoughts on Ichinose that I'll save for after I'll finish watching the beta which will be very soon actually

finally....... we are done....................

Zero and Ichinose interaction timeeee

"because I didn't have any expectations of you from the start" oooohhhhhhhhhh do it torture him!!

THE NUMBERS' STRENGTH IS IN ASCENDING ORDER JDHDGJDKFHJKSFJDHJSKDJH

LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Because Zero... You were the only person who acknowledged me! It's a dream... Yes, this is all a dream..." another ichinose Thought to the pile

"I kind of feel sorry for him" you and me both, Semba Tsuruko...... we're together in this hell!!!

well at least he won't die so that much is great and i don't care anymore! :3

When Zero said "this is probably the end of you" I almost started writing in all caps but no turns out its just his battery that's running out right now..... that won't kill him....... I said that already but I. Loooove the fact he's a literal robot. It's just cool okay. Even if he doesn't look like one.....

AND he got assembled with the parts Zero had on hand so his quality wasn't even that good....... oh Ichinose you cringe beast...............................

recharge him now!!!!! we can recharge him right. right. right

ok so he won't die but Zero doesn't feel like helping him so he'll just go to sleep now......... for an indefinite period............ such are the robot struggles.............................

can we help him....... or are we just leaving him there......... guys please

i dont care about anything else they are talking about right now. dont they DARE just fucking. leave him there fjdhjdks I am serious. I am so serious

no don't you DARE!!!

>:(

anyway verdict: tribe nine good. but only because of zero and ichinose who is currently out of commission. so now im just sticking around for zero only.......... i hope the next chapter antagonist also slays its gonna be awkward otherwise........

oh wait i forgor. tribe nine beta lol

Zero my angel I'd recognize that voice maybe not anywhere but like in some places

"kuronaka got 10 gold" *EAR BLASTING 9 HOUR LONG FANFARE*

hmmmmmmmmmm.. not saying anything but narrowing my eyes thoughtfully

they're trying to fnaf pizzeria simulator my ass, unfortunately for them I am an incredibly clever smart intelligent wise boy (looked at the art on tweeter)

they put kuronaka in the generic rpg torture dungeons💔💔💔 get well soon

shut the fuck up boyyyy look at the claypot. loook at my claypot boy

jesus stop jumpscaring me if i die my grandma will sue

im calling it now. lady goddess is just zero (and if so: gender win)

$laymate

if it does end up being zero it will be so fucking funny. please. let this manifest. me when i put some random dude in the generic rpg torture dungeons and make him look at claypots forever as form of foreplay also i pretend to be a statue

its that blue hair motherfucker from the promos or whatever

this is so fucking funny im tearing up. im tearing up. also they just implied that i was right. this is so fucking funny. vidio game brainwash yaoi. zero you silly man i desire you carnally

"well its not unusual for this man to do this kind of thing" please tell me more about zero's crimes against humanity .

forgot to mention this earlier but of course the protag has amnesia. not a proper kodaka game without an amnesiac protagonist. this is not a complaint

this is so funny. this is so funny.

redguy yellowguy leave that poor fucker alone. blueguy grayguy why are you just staring tell them to leave that poor fucker alone this is probably not how you approach a dude with amnesia who has been stuck in the generic rpg brainwash torture dungeon for an unspecified period of time

3d time. fuck that boy up guards induce a panic attack in this man

and the torture dungeons were just some random medium sized platform..... help me thats so embarrassing for kuronaka!!

"the village you were saying [sic] were all just drawings on the floor and on the walls!" THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING.... KURONAKA THAT'S SO EMBARASSING......

HE WAS 2 FUCKING YEARS STUCK IN THE GAME LMAOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S SO EMBARASSING FOR HIM

ok. ill stop being mean to him. i promise i will be nice and understanding of his situation from now on. it must be very hard and traumatizing for him.

LMAOOOOOOO HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID THIS IS SO FUNNY. FUCKING IDIOT XDDDDDDDDD

also buy him brown contacts pls

ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking look at him this shit looks biblical. look at him descending onto the mortals. this is fucking jesus imagery

nice robot hands. they're not attached yet but i will force him to become a cyborg no matter how many limbs i must detach from his body

i am not ready to hit unpause. but also im yearning.

wait look at his hand pose.... awww look at him i want him carnally

alright alright whatever im unpausing.......

so 24 city is just named like that because it's the 24th city and they ran out of ideas

24 city must be a shit place to live in, a strong breeze knocks you over and you fall one kilometer onto the pavement

"... but who would have thought that there is such a surreal area here, designed just like a video game?" zero. zero would have. that man is all about vidio game addiction i called it once and ill call it again

and he called him "the masked man" i fucking cant i need t. i need to take a breather okay i cant take this anymore

zero lore listen closely now this will be on the test (instead of listening starts imagining zero touching me in a bus and gets so hrard ii passkdf uout )

Kuronaka likes tea. +1 for Kuronaka I love tea

Zero the robot enjoyer

alright, Iroha is gonna return Kuronaka's smartphone next time and I'll end it here :] twas a pleasure. transcending experience

[hezuart]

That anaversary aizen looks absolutely fabulous, he looks like a figure skater xd.

I heard along time ago the last arc of the anime was being animated finally bc they pulled a 90s sailor moon were the last season was not either animated or dubbed untill decades later.

I recall near the end of the current 366 episodes there was an episode were the creapy demon ppl woke up in hell and we're all bitter, and there was the other guy who was like, iM cOmEiNg FoR u IChIgO, but then is never mentioned again after and I'm like,why? Why is lt there just plopted randomly into a different arc that seams unrelated.

And locking aizen up underground seems ok, but It deff won't hold, and he will. Escape, and he will kill, you either need that one spell from star, dubbed, the darkest spell of moon the undaunted, a powerfull dark spell that killed immortal beings, that came from best character, eclipsa, the queen of darkness.

We need that.

Or stick him I'm crystal like eclipsa was in star. Is there no one who could trap him in ice or crystal for all eternity.

How about throw him into the centre of a volcano trapped and caged , forverr being killed by heat?

I assume there's space travel, send I'm into a black whole, were a black whole don't fuckin care if your immortal or fat, you will die

:3

Yes, I love anniversary Aizen. His original octopus-butterfly hollow design was ugly so I'm glad he's back to being the fashion icon he is.

Locking Aizen up underground once is one thing, doing it twice after saying he got more powerful by just sitting there, and he escaped to battle the Quincy Soul King God... is another. I think he should have escaped at the end of the Quincy arc. That is the only feasibility.

I heard the anime is coming back for the Quincy arc as well, but because of COVID its probably going to be delayed. (I'm not gonna watch it until the Rain section of the arc then I'm dipping out. I'm only here for Zangetsu)

and funny that you mention that hell scene in the manga :)

-> spoilers for the new BLEACH 73 page anniversary chapter / thoughts/critique on it

So hey you had a premonition! Syazel .... returned? And his hole is outside of his body??? for some reason???

(I didn't understand the explanation or why / how that happens and what that means for the hollow)

And my friend and I were laughing because out of ALL the things. Kubo could do in this anniversary. He gave Syazel his dick back after going to hell. That is iconic. (that's where his hole was located, and now that its not on his body ... well...) This is the funniest thing Kubo has EVER pulled. Kudos to you, sir.

The entire internet is freaking out over Ukitake being in hell. Honestly Kubo has done far worse, and we've established that Soul Society is a corrupt system that hasn't changed, so I'm not surprised he would pull something like this.

At the same time, Kubo 1. cheated his audience. 2. continues to prove me right that he cannot bring himself to kill his characters

1. Hollows who have commit murder in their human life are sent to hell. Syazel and Aaorniero are two of these hollows, and yet, when they are killed, there is NO gates of hell scene. We see them there later in the hell chapter (which was more of a promotion for the fourth movie and I didn't believe it would hold any merit)

But the same goes for Ukitake. We never see the gates of hell take him. What, was hell late? Did hell's gates get lost like an uber before picking him up? It's bull. Withholding such vital information from your audience, not showing the gates of hell when they should pick up this soul IMMEDIATELY is ... I mean its a lie. Kubo lied to his audience.

2. Now we are told powerful shinigami are sent to hell when they die. First of all that sounds like a security threat. Wouldn't shinigami want revenge for that? Or attempt to escape? Why would they still hold loyalty after being sent to a prison of eternal suffering?

Also "Yhwach and Aizen" were the only ones keeping Hell's gates closed is way too convenient and doesn't really make any sense. I feel like Aizen should have deliberately gone to hell to retrieve powerful shinigami / hollows for his army instead of keeping it /closed/.

This is definitely a Kubo-doesn't-know-what-he's-doing-and-is -making- stuff-up-as-he-goes, but it might have a pinch of merit because of previous plot lines.... but either way, there's some big plot holes here, but again, its Kubo, so I expected nothing less.

Again, he can't kill off his characters. He introduced zombification, he introduced immortality through the hougyoku, he has Orihime and Hachigen's reversal / rejection abilities. He brought back Luppi, friggen.... a character who's entire upper half of his body was incinerated. Like.... come on. No. He's dead, you can't bring him back like that. That's a cop out and just weird. You're taking away consequences and grief.

(Also Yamamoto and Unohana deserve to be in hell far over Ukitake, they've done some fcked up stuff in their pasts unlike him)

Also Kubo's favorite character is Mayuri, which.... you're allowed to have a favorite problematic character. But Keeping said character alive and bared from the consequences of abusing his daughter, murdering innocents, and experimenting on your own squad members? Nah. Nope. Kill him, Kubo. Kill this dude.

(his weird attachment to Mayuri is probably why he keeps bringing Syazel back, since Syazel is Mayuri 2.0, but Syazel is the bad guy who does face consequences for his actions while Mayuri is not)

~

Also, I'm certain Kazui and Orihime are going to be THRILLED that their precious husband/dad is going to hell when he dies :)

(I just... Rukia teased Ichigo about leaving Orihime at home. She teased him about having a house wife who he leaves all the chores to. Orihime had two panels. She checks on her son who promised he would be at home and sleep. Kazui fcking breaks his promise like it never mattered to him and JUMPS out the window after pretending to sleep in front of his mother. ... An 8 year old... alone... in the middle of the night.)

Orihime is abandoned. She is not invited to SS, she is not informed of what is going on, her son leaves her.... I...

Orihime is a side character. She doesn't matter anymore. She hasn't mattered for a long, long time.

A part of me is glad she had little screen time, since she tends to waste it, but another part of me is embroiled with rage.

I've even see people try to defend this. "Orihime and Ichigo can't be together ALL the time, that's an unhealthy relationship!" and I'm like guys... that's not the point. The point is Orihime is not part of Ichigo's other life. Any shinigami stuff from now on is none of her business. She's going to stay at home while Kazui and Ichigo go off and save the world. Ichigo is going to be fighting by Rukia and Renji while Orihime watches from the sidelines, or worse, doesn't even know what is going on with her husband and son. Orihime is going to be uninformed and abandoned, because she has not proven she is capable of fighting by their sides(go on, @ me. I will fight this. She's a failure.), and also because she prefers a human life over a dead one. Which is ironic, because she married a dead man. Ichigo is a shinigami, and he will be one forever. god forbid she ever meets his Zanpaktou. She would tremble in fear at the monsters her husband harbors in his soul, especially when she realizes they don't care about her and would rather see her dead. (Zangetsu would absolutely kill Orihime. Not sure about Kazui, but Orihime has not accepted Zangetsu, she does not like either of them, and the feeling is assuredly mutual.) frick now I want to make a comic about this

Also still frustrated over Zangetsu's shikai / bankai regression. Kubo once again lied to his audience. Ichigo has no bankai. How ridiculous is that? The main character of BLEACH doesn't have a bankai. Insulting.

(RIP to Chad. He doesn't exist anymore. He's just gone. No mention, no cameo. Gone.)

Kazui is a demon child. That character from the novels? Hikone? They're the same character. Literally same personality, same power level. Its worse because Kazui is a liar. He constantly goes behind his parents' backs. He can summon creepy fish and creepy eyeballs and open portals like is ANYONE aware of this? How has SS not kidnapped Ichigo's son and experimented on him / locked away his powers yet? All substitute shinigami require a reiatsu controlling / spy badge to keep them in line. Where is Kazui's? Or is he just a weird fullbringer?

I was worried Kubo was gonna try and pull a knock off Boruto but luckily he kept the focus on Ichigo and the others. But that being said, Ichika and Kazui are now just... sort of there? Kazui was kinda just.... having his own adventure that doesn't matter to the plot at hand, and Ichika had some nice characterization at first but she just hid behind her dad the whole time.

I have a feeling Kazui is gonna step in at the last minute or do some major behind the scenes thing that indirectly interferes with the main plot so no one will realize how powerful and dangerous he actually is. Its sad because Ichika is the superior character in personality and likability, but she clearly is not going to have a bigger part in this.

Ichigo having a normal life after everything still feels extremely boring and uncomfortable to me. Everyone's like 'I'm still bLEACH!" but.... BLEACH just... doesn't feel like BLEACH anymore. It hasn't for a while now.

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There's two new shinigami characters. Didn't care for the girl, but the Sign Language kid who talks to animals is adorable ... however... he just reminds me of Chad, and I just... it hurts knowing Chad has essentially been deleted. Chad and Orihime are officially benched. They have chosen the human world, and Orihime has given Ichigo his spawn so she has no more use/purpose to him anymore... ////sigh

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Also. This is claimed to be a new "arc". So is the BLEACH manga coming back? What is happening. I thought Kubo was tired and didn't want to do BLEACH anymore. I thought Shounen Jump cut him off. People made so many excuses for Kubo and why the past two arcs have been so badly written the past 6 years and now almost everything they've attempted to defend him with has been revoked.

BLEACH is going to continue to screw up its plot lines and characters, so Its probably best for it to stay dead but I've seen a lot of Kubo stans drooling over this content, they're desperate for BLEACH's return, but its already given out all its possible revelations. There's really nothing else to top here. It's just going to make things up as it goes along ,and I'm not really here for half-assed writing like that, especially since the damage of rushing the previous manga has already been done. Kubo and Shounen Jump are riding off a money nostalgia. None of this was planned.

Honestly though.... overall feeling of this chapter, not as bad as it could have been.

Syazel stole the spotlight, and he's my friend's favorite character, so that's all that really matters.

[wannaonescenarios]

we're in year 5067(idk ok??), and y/n finds herself falling further and further into depression. Tired of being alone, she orders one of the robots from the tv-catalog-show-thing?? little did she know that her robot was gonna br hella cute. robot!au with jung sewoon?? not love, but like bff??brother??friends??plz make it funny ! Thank youuuu💕💕💕💕

thanks for requesting !! sorry if im a bit rusty fndfndjkg also i tried to be funny,,,forgive me if it isn’t LOL

also i didn’t read through this, so ignore any mistakes please!

- in the year of 5067, you slowly find yourself getting lonelier and lonelier 

- it doesn’t help that technology has become so advanced that nearly everyone was addicted to it 

- and you couldn’t lie, you liked to browse the internet, but you weren’t the type to become addicted and slowly live your whole life online 

- that was mostly everyone’s fate - including your parents - hell, even school was a bore because people were on their phones or laptops half the time 

- even if you had friends, there was no doubt that most of them would prefer to listen to their tv and stay home, rather than leaving their homes smh 

- you had tried your best to convince them to come out, saying that there was new cafes open or a new restaurant. you even tried to tempt them with food 

- but your efforts didn’t convince them and you were left alone again 

- one night, you ended up watching tv late and clicking through the channels and you saw an ad displaying cheesy text on a robot 

- ‘’order your own best friend robot! program them to your liking for only $19.99!” 

- usually, you would skip through it and settle going to bed but?? this low-key peaked your interest. 

- a robot as a best friend?? was that possible? what if you ordered one and they turned out like that that movie from resident evil?? 

- but on the other hand, you were like 

- ‘’lol what could go wrong’’ 

- so you did 

- you ended up ordering straight from the tv and they told you that it would come in the few weeks since they were in high demand 

- you ended up forgetting that you ordered it a few days later until it showed up on your doorstep in a huge box 

- obviously, you had trouble bringing it in and struggled quite a lot,,,but you managed to do it

- but once you opened the box,,,it was like seeing god for the first time?? like wtf?? has god really come down to bless you??

- the robot was quite cute actually,,and looked scarily human-like. if you didn’t know what it was, you would’ve mistaken it for a human being packed into a box accidentally 

- carefully, you managed to pull it out of the box and drag it to a nearby outlet to plug it in. while it was charging, you were reading through the manual and it was pretty self explanatory, all you had to do was charge it often and make sure it wasn’t left alone for too long 

- flipping the manual to the back, you read the name on the sheet and thought it was quite fitting 

- ‘’jeong sewoon, huh?’’ 

- you thought it was a fitting name and decided to go take a nap and see if he would be fully charged once you woke up 

- and once you woke up, you locked eyes with someone else's 

- aka cue you screaming and sewoon standing there like ?? 

- you had completely forgot that you had bought him after you woke up lol yikes you got a surprise of your lifetime 

- from then on, your life wasn’t the same 

- getting used to sewoon was hard but also,,kind of exciting?? 

- of course, he knew what he was but he wasn’t sure what everything was 

- he asked lots of questions once you sat him down to the point where you had a headache and almost regret buying him lmfao 

- you had to explain everything to him and tried your best to keep everything simple but,,,there was only so much that you could do 

- once, you handed him your laptop to let him look at it and maybe get familiar idk and you went to go get water

- you came back and ended up screaming because poor sewoon ended up snapping the screen in half 

- cue him looking like a lost puppy and alarmed because you were on the floor crying 

- ‘’did you know how much that cost me?? dO YOU THINK I HAVE MONEY TO BUY A NEW LAPTOP’’ 

- ‘’you had enough money to buy me, didn’t you?” 

- ‘’lISTEN’’ 

- and another time (after buying you a new laptop), he came to you and asked what this meant and he showed you an excerpt from 50 shades of gray 

- you ended up yelling at him again bc ??? wtf sewoon??? can’t you search it up yourself?? 

- ‘’why would i search it up when i have you?? you do know what it is, don’t you??” 

- i mean yeah bUT 

- its only been like a day and this boy took off like 5 years of your life wow 

- but as time went on, he wasn’t so bad??

- he wasn’t afraid to go out with you and let you drag him around to go to cafes or amusement parks or something 

- and he cared for you deeply, like he protected you if people were getting too close or making you uncomfortable 

- he wouldn’t be afraid to stand up for the both of you, but also be a complete gentleman for other people like wtf get yourself a man like this 

having robot!sewoon would include:  late night runs to the store because sewoon doesn’t sleep lol, wanting ice cream but the store was closed but somehow,,,sewoon broke in and ripped the door off the hinges, ‘’what do we do with the door??” ‘’leave it obviously” ‘’lISTEN SEWOON WE AREN’T LIKE THAT JNDFKN’’, exploring through seoul and visiting all the malls and buying all sorts of things, visiting cafes or various other animal cafes and watching as the animals cling onto sewoon and the poor boy getting so confused by them, taking different activities together like guitar or singing classes, finding out that sewoon had a really really nice voice, even if he was a robot, sewoon helping you get ready for a date and end up accidentally ripping all your clothes while trying to tug it off the hanger because he doesn’t know his own strength, and cue you screaming bc ‘’sEWOON MY DATES GOING TO BE HERE IN 15 MINS WF JDSFNK’’ ‘’listen,, i don’t know my strength okay?? sTOP YELLING’’, all in all, a really cute and platonic relationship!! like you really hit a jackpot this time, bless u 

[stemmmm]

it continues to be the case that beato insists on solving her riddle and everyone firmly ignores it

dude got puzzled so hard he started weeping

god rosa sucks in every way. definition of a two faced bitch. she sucks so bad i'll be surprised if a single person survives the night. that said i swear there were 6 keys... whos is missing? ah but when i count the servants there's only 5... but for some reason i remember 6 being the number thrown around before. am i crazy? ok no beato confirms, only 5 and im crazy.

interesting that battler has given up so thoroughly here. i wouldn't think there was any coming back from admitting defeat? what on earth could turn him back around? ah. she won't let him. i see.

ok we've got 2 groups of 3 and 3 sacrifices remain, since the last 2 deaths wouldnt count for the gouging ones. hm! i suppose battler's groveling and giving up would count as praising beato's name too so that's accounted for. question is, which group gets got. honestly i kind of want to see rosa dead. but i dont think anything would happen to maria or battler. i am curious how this spirit mirror quest goes tho!

"nothing can stand in the way of that tumbling roulette ball" genji says, having firmly defeated the thing that was deffos coming to kill him. yeah i'll just keep waiting here till i get killed *defeats my attacker, defeats my attacker* wonder when something will come

mm. shannon too huh. servants just have magical powers yet again huh.

once again beato's giving me the vibe that she had a bad romantic experience. she's like girl had you gotten dicked down you would know exactly what kind of hell I'm talking about. fucking men? not even once, apparently. beato you May Be A Lesbian. or kinzo just sucks which. yeah i mean look at him, dude sucks.

strange that nanjo and kumasawa are being made to look like sacrifices. does beato want to keep rosa suspicious and think one's still coming? no... wait... battler's saying that there were 3 sacrifices not accounted for... god why am i so bad at remembering what the riddle asks for??? maybe its because there's so many gouge and kill ones that i forget them all. but that aside the phrase is "gouge the ___ and kill" in that specific order, does it not matter if they're dead first?

GOD ROSA SUCKS. after all this she's still taking the hunk of gold??? tho its interesting that this is still going after the ending scroll finished...

i've been holding off but i can't anymore, my god beato treats battler like some kind of sex toy. there's just no other way to put it, this is kink all the way down. i would say being devoured by goat men is also kink.

i dont think the specificity is necessary but ok

this goats and butterflies sequence is JUST like glowflies in salmon run. so sad we're getting a crew wipe wave 3. at least we won't rank down

all this rosa torture had me thinking the next episode was gonna be her playing the game with beato so thank fuck battler showed up

lambda has arrived! i was wondering how long she was gonna take to show up. toxic girlies tea party. i would say if theyre all so bored and seem to be having so much fun hanging out, they should spend more time together but spending time together for them definitely means ripping each others hair out.

OHHHH THAT TRACK FROM HIGU IS HERE!!!!!! ahhhh yayy i love this song! also I assume that all this talk about bern being trapped in lambda's game is what the newer higu anime was trying to do? present what that game was i mean.

oh this is so funny, both the witches think you're so pathetic that even lambda who was brought to bet against bern is like... hey... hey listen beato's a loser. here i'll give you a hand, c'mon bud.

i hate these young lovers, beato kill these clowns neow

episode 1 thread here

OH NO THIS IS A FLASHBACK AND WE'RE SPECIFICALLY FOCUSING ON THESE TWO? NO............

well at least there's beato about it... i must survive on her alone...

kanon confirmed aro/ace king tho. we aren't human, we can't know love? sure man sure.

are you seriously gonna make a big deal out of jessica having a guitar and then play a song that couldn't even dream of having guitar in it?

so we're doing the trope of telling the servant there's a whole big world out there, don't you want to be freeeee? which.... in this particular instance i suppose works a little because these two kids had firmly accepted this was their life forever and previously had no interest in fighting back at all but. god this trope sucks donkey ass. god i hate anything with servants in it, it exclusively goes bad.

"you, with no money or power or ability, denied even a basic education, have decided that this is just your fate and have given up! but I, who has only ever known wealth and has been set up for success at every turn can see that my fate is something to bend to my will!" girl,,, yeah if someone just stops calling themselves furniture that fixes everything and there's no outside factors. yeah. like i get this is a metaphor being told via an absurd story but i simply must gripe ! i simply must gripe knowing that as a teenager i would have been the biggest kanon kinnie (no connection to his reality beyond general moodiness ofc) and ate this shit up!

kanon! create a version of yourself that you truly like, under your own name! kanon! trans your gender!

i get the sense from beatrice that her heart was deeply broken so that's why she wants to watch other people suffer heartbreak.

oh no how terrible for rosa, beating the shit out of your child and screaming at her in public makes such a tense environment :(((((

oh wow this story is actually going hard on the double identities/personalities with everyone huh! maria was a good entrance point with the creepy shit but now we're getting it with everyone in some way or another

hmmmm! ok so it seems like this isn't a proper loop, we're still in the golden land with beatrice and battler watching everything go on as outsiders, but things ARE different. will the deaths be different? surely? regardless, it's very fun! feels like a very grand and exciting way to kick things off again!