#animal whumper
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whumpinator · 2 years ago
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Fun things to do with your tiny whumpee:
1: Tie a length of string around their arms and chest, then tease a cat with them. Let the cat bat them and bite them and scratch them, and constantly yank the string so they’re all tired and bruised :)
2: Put them in a blender. And let them sit in there, agonised that at any minute you could turn the blades on. (Even more fun with immortal whumpees)
3: keep them in an exhibit and every so often let a field trip of young unassuming toddlers handle them roughly, with sticky fingers, who squeal too loud, who pinch too hard and pull too far.
4: Same as above but this time with a bunch of Instagram influencers who would arguably be more pointedly cruel.
5: Use EMS! Bind a ring of metal around their midriff and stick them between two opposite magnets to leave them swinging helplessly in the air, vulnerable to any of your intentions!
6: Make them sit as a figure in a cake, getting cold on the soggy icing, feeling humiliated in a ridiculous costume.
Bonus round: Caretaker edition
7: build an ecosystem for the whumpee in a jar, that’s similar to their homeplace. Perfect for whumpees who feel safer in enclosed hidden spaces.
8: Give them a mobile toy train and set up tracks around the house so it can get to certain places faster.
9: Same as above, but instead with various ladders and slides.
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