#ang listens to kfam

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sammy: aw. but also she's right.

a summary of Emily Potter

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sammy: why did you agree to do this sports broadcast? ben: i like hanging out with my best friend?

sammy: i think you’re missing the point of competitive games ben: if i’m playing a game with my girlfriend? do you think i feel good? if she loses??

what a softie

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hearing ben struggle through a sports broadcast he doesn’t know anything about just so he can spend time with his best friend is almost as good as listening to sammy get excited about it

also very reminiscent of the bit of sammy jack and lily’s show that we’ve heard

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Ben's adorable, does he include that every time he mentions emily? "Yeah you remember Emily? She's great and also were dating I'm get boyfriend now it's great, so  anyway"

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also i think it’s funny as hell that they had chet leave before lily came on because good damn that would have been a Scene

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power couple!!!

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*goes out for a walk while i listen to the new king falls*

sammy: appears

!! yes. fuck ok gotta pay extra attention-

jack: appears

ok listen i can’t deal with this (w)right now

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"The guy who makes me overnight oats with almond milk and berries for breakfast every morning"

:''')

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"hey guys...*bickering*...let's not...*bickering*...do this....*bickering*..."

I'm right there with you benny

Poor boy's had to step up as dad friend

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sammy: archie, you seem...

sammy: sexually charged tonight

ben, despondent: Why.

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"If i were doing any better, I'd have to be twins just to handle it"

a surprisingly wholesome quote from your friendly neighborhood stoner

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*ben calls*

Sammy: oh thank god, i didn't want to go down there

Ben: 🎶i really wish you could be here for this

Sammy: ....

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Ben: hell, I miss jack and I've never met the guy

OH MOOD, BENNY

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"The station should be rebuilt by-" *BEEEP*

mmmmmmmmmm

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so sammy and lily and jack were all in Florida

That basically makes sammy a cryptid himself tbh

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"...a very talented, and recently unemployed, broadcaster-"

wow that's a surprisingly nice thing to say about sammy

"-and his smarmy shock jock asshat friend"

ok nvm