#andy will be on house arrest for the rest of his life istg

[myfckingnameisnuwanda]

CH.1.1 Roomate Issues

November 13, day 7.

Mom, I swear I’ll kill one of these guys soon!

Felix leaves his fake piercings and clothing everywhere, Jake can’t speak without swearing every two sentences, and shoves around like it’s going out of style. And Sam is just so full of himself! Constantly!

It’s like they don’t even care that there are other people living right besides them now!

I’ll have to have a talk with them, or only one out of four kids get back home. And it’s not gonna be them.

With love and currently putting Felix’s lipstick where it belongs,

Andy.

CH.1.2 A Good Day

November 16, day 10.

Hi, mom!

Today a fish tried to eat one of Sam's toes. He screamed like he was actively getting murdered.

Today is a good day.

Love,

Andy.

CH.1.3 Expedition

November 18, day 12.

Mom, I’ve been exploring the outskirts of the cabin. Mostly following the river.

I hadn’t realised how beautiful Bremin’s fauna and flora really is. I promise I’ll show you my favourite spots when we get back.

If you let me out of the house ever again, of course.

Love,

Andy.

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