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about me!

bella ❄ she/her ❄ autistic ❄ queer ❄ agender ❄ usa ❄ aquarius ❄ fangirl ❄ reader ❄ isfp ❄ uquiz lover ❄ nature enthusiast ❄ music lover ❄ nerd ❄

people i love ♥ taylor swift ♥ gracie abrams ♥ matthew gray gubler ♥ harry styles ♥ paget brewster ♥ aj cook ♥ tucker pillsbury ♥ lizzy mcalpine ♥ emma foley ♥ maisie peters ♥ phoebe bridgers ♥ ethel cain ♥ noah kahan ♥ brie larson ♥ xochitl gomez ♥ daveed diggs ♥ jamie campbell bower ♥ sabrina carpenter ♥ hailee steinfeld ♥ reneé rapp ♥ rhea ripley ♥ andy samberg ♥ boygenius ♥ billie eilish ♥ stevie nicks ♥ fiona apple ♥ brandi carlile ♥ hozier ♥ lorde ♥ ashe ♥ bon iver ♥ adrienne lenker ♥ searows ♥ aubrey plaza ♥

characters i love ♥ matt murdock ♥ spencer reid ♥ carol danvers ♥ wanda maximoff ♥ jennifer walters ♥ kate bishop ♥ yelena belova ♥ natasha romanoff ♥ valkyrie ♥ peter parker ♥ thor ♥ loki ♥ wong ♥ bucky barnes ♥ tony stark ♥ stephen strange ♥ maria hill ♥ darcy lewis ♥ jo march ♥ amy march ♥ jennifer jareau ♥ emily prentiss ♥ derek morgan ♥ penelope garcia ♥ lorelai gilmore ♥ paris geller ♥ lane kim ♥ chris alonso ♥ jake peralta ♥ amy santiago ♥ rosa diaz ♥ anakin skywalker ♥ padme amidala ♥ claire pritchett ♥ daenarys targaryen ♥ rikki chadwick ♥ hermione granger ♥ elizabeth mccord ♥ stevie mccord ♥ henry mccord ♥ elena alvarez ♥ lydia riera ♥ penelope alvarez ♥ leslie berkowitz ♥ monica geller ♥ meredith grey ♥ percy jackson ♥ annabeth chase ♥ nico di angelo ♥ leo valdez ♥ piper mclean ♥ reyna avila ramírez-arellano ♥ rachel elizabeth dare ♥ meg mccaffrey ♥ sadie kane ♥ zia rashid ♥ samirah al abbas ♥ alex fierro ♥ hearthstone ♥ casey gardner ♥ izzie taylor ♥

media i love ♥ criminal minds ♥ marvel cinematic universe ♥ madam secretary ♥ one day at a time ♥ modern family ♥ atypical ♥ gilmore girls ♥ percy jackson and the olympians ♥ heroes of olympus ♥ trials of apollo ♥ the kane chronicles ♥ magnus chase ♥ brooklyn nine-nine ♥ little women (all) ♥ abbott elementary ♥ S.W.A.T. ♥

thank you for reading!!!

credits: @thefootnotes for the layout inspo, @enchanthings for the borders! xx

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16.11.23

bom dia, queimei a mão fazendo ovos mexidos pro cafoço (café-almoço, porque "brunch" é pretensioso demais). como o dia ontem foi meio atribulado (e desperdiçado), resolvi ficar em casa e adiantar meu trabalho. queria ter ido ao lakeside pra ver a nova loja gigante da marks & spencer; talvez faça isso amanhã. fiquei sabendo que depois do sucesso da flagship store da uniqlo em covent garden eles vão abrir outra filial gigante em oxford street; mas eles já têm duas lojas naquela rua? gente. a de covent garden tem vários andares mas sofre do mesmo mal de quase todas as uniqlos: pouco espaço entre as gôndolas. você não consegue parar pra olhar as coisas sem ser atropelado por passantes. irritante. a única loja que escapa um pouco desse layout é a do westfield stratford... sim, o shopping onde roubaram meu celular. risos. 09.25pm

09:29pm

I called my momma, she was out for a walk consoled a cup of coffee but it didn't wanna talk so I picked up the paper, it was more bad news more hearts being broken or people being used put on my coat in the pouring rain I saw a movie and it just wasn't the same 'cause it was happy or I was sad and it made me miss you oh so bad 10:12pm

"For John Everett Millais's Ophelia, Siddal floated in a bathtub full of water to portray the drowning Ophelia. Millais painted daily through the winter, putting oil lamps under the tub to warm the water. On one occasion, the lamps went out and the water became icy cold. Millais, absorbed by his painting, did not notice and Siddal did not complain. After this, she became ill with a severe cold or pneumonia. Her father held Millais responsible and, under the threat of legal action, Millais paid her doctor's bills." 10:55pm

joanna newsom + andy samberg house 11:48pm

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Is  your  child  rebelling  against  authority?  Have  their  grades  suddenly  dropped?  Do  you  fear  they  may  be  dabbling  in  drugs  or  alcohol?  Then  Oak  Ridge  School  for  Troubled  Teens  is  for  you.  Oak  Ridge  is  a  school  designed  to  reform  your  children  and  give  them  a  quality  education  while  helping  them  through  their  troubles.  No  matter  the  teen,  we’ll  do  our  best  to  help  them  to  become  the  best  person  they  can  be,  all  while  still  giving  them  freedom  to  explore  the  campus  and  socialize  with  other  students.

rules.

-  general  stuff.  don’t  godmod,  try  to  be  active,  no  ooc  drama. -  please  follow  me.  mutuals  is  preferred,  but  i’ll  allow  some  non - mutuals  too. -  this  verse  is  very  triggering.  players  should  tag  all  triggers. -  students  should  be  13 - 18  (or  older  if  they  failed  any  years),  teachers  can  be  any  age. -  use  actual  fcs.  no  cartoons / drawings.  if  you  want  a  duplicate  fc  check  with  the  other  mun. -  you  can  have  multiple  muses  in  this  verse!  it’s  preferred  that  you  have  at  least  one  staff  member,  but  it  isn’t  required. -  tracking  the  tag:  group:  troubled  teens.  -  when  accepted  post  a  short  bio  about  your  character / why  they’re  at  the  school.

application.

submit  here.

[ NAME ]  is  an  [ AGE ]  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  [ PRONOUN ]  has/have  been  at  oak  ridge  for  [ LENGTH  OF  TIME ].  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  [ FACE  CLAIM ].  they’ve  chosen  to  take  [ ELECTIVE ONE ]  and  [ ELECTIVE TWO ],  they  also  play  [ SPORT ]  OR  they  don’t  play  a  sport.  they were sent to the school because [ REASON ].

[ NAME ]  is  an  [ AGE ]  year  old  staff  member  at  oak  ridge.  [ PRONOUN ]  has/have  been  at  oak  ridge  for  [ LENGTH  OF  TIME ].  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  [ FACE  CLAIM ].  they  teach  [ SUBJECT ],  they  also  coach  [ SPORT ]  OR  they  don’t  teach  any  subjects,  but  they  coach  [ SPORT ]  OR  they’re  a  [ ROLE -  ie.  principal,  janitor,  administration  role,  receptionist,  etc. ].

current  student : staff  ratio  -  12 : 8

students,  staff,  classes,  sports,  &  important  info  below  the  cut.

students.

@codakilled  //  BETHANY  GREENE  is  an  EIGHTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  TWO  MONTHS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  EMILY  KINNEY.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  RELIGIOUS  EDUCATION  and  MECHANICS,  they  also  play  BASEBALL.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  DEPRESSION,  DRUG  &  ALCOHOL  ABUSE  AND  VIOLENT  BEHAVIOR.  roommate:  alexandra  grimes. @unheroc  //  STILES  STILINSKI  is  an  EIGHTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  THREE  MONTHS.  They’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  DYLAN  O’BRIEN.  They’ve  chosen  to  take  DEBATE  and  MECHANICS.  They  also  play  LACROSSE.  They were sent to the school because of ANXIETY,  DEPRESSION,  SELF - HARM,  VIOLENT  BEHAVIOR  AND  FRONTOTEMPORAL  DEMENTIA.  roommate:  dustin  sterling. @daughtergrimes  //  ALEXANDRA  GRIMES  is  an  EIGHTEEN  year  old  student  at  Oak  Ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  Oak  Ridge  for  ONE  MONTH.  They’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  CRYSTAL  REED.  They’ve  chosen  to  take  MUSIC  and  ART.  They  DON’T  PLAY  A  SPORT.  They  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  SELF - HARM,  SUICIDAL  IDEALIZATIONS  AND  BULIMIA  NERVOSA.  roommate:  bethany  greene. @biblicle�� //  KATE FULLER  is  an  EIGHTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  TWO  MONTHS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  MADISON  DAVENPORT.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  DEBATE  and  RELIGIOUS  EDUCATION,  they  also  play  VOLLEYBALL.  they were sent to the school because of  PTSD,  ANXIETY,  AN  UNSPECIFIED  DISSOCIATIVE  DISORDER  AND  ALLEGED  STOCKHOLM  SYNDROME.  roommate:  cheryl  blossom. @wasomething  //  DUSTIN  STERLING  is  an  EIGHTEEN  year  old  student at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  ONE  MONTH.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  JOE  KEERY.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  MUSIC  and  MECHANICS,  they  also  play  BASKETBALL.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  DEPRESSION,  ALCOHOL  ABUSE  AND  VIOLENT  TENDENCIES.  roommate:  stiles  stilinski. @worldfathered  //  CARL  GRIMES  is  an  SIXTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  ONE  MONTH.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  CHANDLER  RIGGS.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  PHOTOGRAPHY  and  MECHANICS,  they  DON’T  PLAY  A  SPORT.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  GRAND  THEFT,  SUICIDAL  BEHAVIOR,  ANOREXIC  EATING  DISORDER  AND  DISRESPECT  FOR  AUTHORITY.  roommate:  lucas  bennit. @blsms  //  CHERYL  BLOSSOM  is  a  SEVENTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  ONE  MONTH.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  MADELAINE  PETSCH.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  ART  and  MUSIC,  they’re  also  in  DANCE.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  DEPRESSION  AND  PTSD.  roommate:  kate  fuller. @wallwolf  //  LUCAS  BENNIT  is  a  NINETEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  ONE  YEAR.  they  DON’T  HAVE  AN  FC.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  ART  and  PHOTOGRAPHY,  they’re  also  in  WRESTLING.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  ANGER  ISSUES,  CRIMINAL  CHARGES,  AND  ON  COURT  ORDERS.  roommate:  carl  grimes. @druggmakerr  //  GETHIN  LAWLIET  is  a  SIXTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  THREE  MONTHS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  ASA  BUTTERFIELD.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  ART  and  PHOTOGRAPHY,  they  also  play  LACROSSE.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  VIOLENT  BEHAVIOR  AND  SUPPOSEDLY  CREATING  DRUGS  IN  A  SCHOOL  BATHROOM.  roommate:  duncan  haynes..  @shehclps  //  ENID  is  a  SEVENTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  TWO  MONTHS  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  KATELYN  NACON.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  ART  and  MUSIC.  they  also  do  TRACK.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  DEPRESSION,  SELF  HARM,  ACTING  OUT,  DITCHING  SCHOOL  AND  DISRESPECTING  AUTHORITY.  roommate:  rachel  “raven”  roth.. @variantsurvivors​  //  DUNCAN  HAYNES  is  an  EIGHTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  THREE  YEARS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  COLE  SPROUSE.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  MUSIC  and  CHEMISTRY,  they  also  FENCE.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  he  CHOKED  OUT  HIS  MOTHER  AND  ATTEMPTED  TO  POISON  HIS  NEIGHBOR.  roommate:  gethin  lawliet. @zinthatic  //  RACHEL  “ RAVEN ”  ROTH  is  a  FOURTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  ONE  YEAR.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  TEAGAN  CROFT.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  ART  and  RELIGIOUS  EDUCATION,  they  also  do  TRACK.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  SHE  KILLED  HER  STEP - FATHER,  ASSAULTED  A  POLICE  OFFICER,  ESCAPED  POLICE  CUSTODY,  SELF  HARMING  AND  ATTEMPTED  MURDER  OF  A  CLASSMATE.  roommate:  enid. @mechempathy  //  EMILIA  MATTHEWS  is  an  EIGHTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  FIVE  MONTHS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  SOPHIA  BUSH.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  MECHANICS  and  ART.  they  also  play  SOCCER.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  ALCOHOL  ABUSE,  MISSING  CURFEW,  DEPRESSION  AND  ANGER  ISSUES.  roommate:  patty  bladell.  @payreality  //  PATTY  BLADELL  is  a  SEVENTEEN  year  old  student  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  TWO  WEEKS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  DEBBY  RYAN.  they’ve  chosen  to  take  CHEMISTRY  and  ART.  they  DON’T  PLAY  A  SPORT.  they  were  sent  to  the  school  because  of  ANGER  ISSUES,  ASSAULT,  ATTEMPTED  KIDNAPPING  AND  ACCIDENTALLY  KILLING  HER  STALKER  EX - BOYFRIEND.  roommate:  emilia  matthews.

staff.

@sxperflxity  //  DARYL  DIXON  is  a  FORTY  year  old  staff  member  at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  FIFTEEN  YEARS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  NORMAN  REEDUS.  they  teach  MECHANICS. @tophct  //  MADISON  CLARK  is  a  THIRTY - NINE  year  old  staff  member  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  THREE  YEARS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  KIM  DICKENS.  they’re  a  GUIDANCE  COUNSELLOR. @suitedblue  //  TEDDY  LUPIN  is  a  FORTY  year  old  staff  member  at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  FIVE  YEARS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  MATTHEW  GOODE.  they  teach  ENGLISH,  and  they  also  coach  SOCCER. @decompanioned  //  INARA  SERRA  is  a  TWENTY - SIX  year  old  staff  member  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  EIGHT  MONTHS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  MORENA  BACCARIN.  they  teach  DRAMA. @payreality  //  CHRIS  DEMARAIS  is  a  THIRTY  year  old  staff  member  at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  FIVE  YEARS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  ANDY  SAMBERG.  they’re  a  SECURITY  GUARD. @withumans  //  RAIN  MARS  is  a  TWENTY - FIVE  year  old  staff  member  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  ONE  YEAR.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  JOSEFINE  FRIDA  PETTERSEN.  they  teach  MUSIC. @vanishcng  //  KATIA  LIONE  is  a  TWENTY - TWO  year  old  staff  member  at  oak  ridge.  SHE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  FOUR  MONTHS.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  DOVE  CAMERON.  they  teach  SCIENCE,  they  also  coach  DANCE. @treespoke  //  LEAF  “ TOMMY ”  COLLINS  is  a TWENTY - FOUR  year  old  staff  member  at  oak  ridge.  HE  has  been  at  oak  ridge  for  ONE  YEAR.  they’re  said  to  look  a  lot  like  ANSEL  ELGORT.  they  are  a  GROUNDSKEEPER.

important info.

-  the  dorm  rooms  aren’t  huge  but  have  enough  storage.  two  people  per  dorm  room,  separated  by  gender.  dorm  room  layout.  roommates  are  assigned  randomly.  staff  have  separate  housing  which  looks  the  same  but  single  person  rooms.  it’s  against  the  rules  for  girls  to  be  in  boys  rooms  and  vice  versa,  though  that  doesn’t  stop  students  from  sneaking  into  each  others  rooms. -  there  are  stalls  for  the  toilets  and  communal  showers,  again  separated  by  gender. -  uniforms  are  to  be  worn  in  class  hours,  but  outside  of  class  hours  students  can  dress  however  they’d  like.  since  i’m  lazy  uniforms  are  the  uniforms  from  house  of  anubis. -  therapy  and  rehabilitation  is  offered  to  students.

compulsory  classes.

-  english,  taught  by  teddy  lupin. -  mathematics,  teacher  tba. -  science,  taught  by  katia  lione. -  history,  teacher  tba. -  physical  education  &  health,  teacher  tba.

electives.

-  photography,  teacher  tba: carl  grimes,  lucas  bennit,  gethin  lawliet. -  drama,  taught  by  inara  serra: students  tba. -  art,  teacher  tba: alexandra  grimes,  cheryl  blossom,  lucas  bennit,  gethin  lawliet,  enid,  rachel  “raven”  roth,  emilia  matthews,  patty  bladell. -  music,  taught  by  rain  mars: alexandra  grimes,  dustin  stirling,  cheryl  blossom,  enid,  duncan  haynes. -  religious  education,  teacher  tba: bethany  greene,  kate  fuller,  rachel  “raven”  roth.. -  debate,  teacher  tba: stiles  stilinski,  kate  fuller.  -  mechanics,  taught  by  daryl  dixon: stiles  stilinski,  dustin  stirling,  carl  grimes,  bethany  greene,  emilia  matthews.. -  chemistry,  teacher  tba: duncan  haynes,  patty  bladell.

sports  (optional).

-  basketball,  coach  tba: dustin  stirling. -  american  football,  coach  tba: students  tba. -  soccer,  coached  by  teddy  lupin: emilia  matthews. -  track,  coach  tba: enid,  rachel  “raven”  roth. -  baseball,  coach  tba: bethany  greene. -  netball,  coach  tba: students  tba. -  swimming,  coach  tba: students  tba. -  lacrosse,  coach  tba: stiles  stilinski,  gethin  lawliet. -  wrestling,  coach  tba: lucas  bennit. -  volleyball,  coach  tba: kate  fuller. -  fencing,  coached  by  inara  serra: duncan  haynes. -  dance,  coached  by  katia  lione.: cheryl  blossom.

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if you could create a comedy superteam (one best standup, one best musical comedian, one best sketch performer) who would you choose?

if i had to follow the layout itd be john mulaney andy samberg and will forte, but if i DIDNT have to follow the format and could just get like five comedians for an ideal setup itd be. john mulaney of course, all three mcelroy brothers, and. uh. yeah just those four

see, john mulaney andy samberg and will forte would be good bc theyve all worked together. each of them brings a different kind of internet style comedy to the table. john mulaney brings, well, john mulaney. andy samberg brings the thelonelyisland style, which is a big factor in the development of internet comedy. and will forte brings. will forte....... if you’ve ever seen any of his sketches, youll know what i’m talkin about. closet organizer? the basketball sketch from way back when they had payton manning host? clancy t bachleratt and jacky snad? office christmas presents? neil and jean? yeah. will forte is a MASTER of delivery

but the mcelroy brothers are HYSTERICAL, which is why id replace will forte and andy samberg with them. now, i’m not saying andy and will aren’t funny, of course, i’m just saying i think the mcelroy brothers are FUNNIER. especially as a group.

see, the thing about the mcelroys and john mulaney. they’re each funny as fuck INDIVIDUALLY. like i can guarantee you that griffin, travis, justin, AND john are each individually the FUNNIEST person in the room when the other three aren’t in it. and the mastery displayed when the three brothers are together, or even when only TWO brothers are together (like, ive laughed harder at the truck shepard episode of monster factory than most of the stuff with all THREE brothers in it). and johns interactions with other people, as shown in this tonight show clip.

really, the mcelroys talking with john mulaney would really, truly just be too powerful