#andthisisgonnahurt

[dapperfvck-arc]

@andthisisgonnahurt

    “I wouldn’t believe ev’rythin’ y’hear, Squire.” Also -- pot meet kettle.

[rude-at-your-service]

andthisisgonnahurt

 @xmeteodrive:  #rude confirmed 100% the hottest...

Calling bullshit, my hair is magnificent

*plays with a scissor and looks at reno*

[badassbarmaid]

andthisisgonnahurt made an order

“--Hm? Have a rough day?” she asked, eyeing the redhead with curious eyes. He looked a bit battered, like he hadn’t fully recovered from a nasty fight. “Where’s your bestie?” Tifa couldn’t help but tease him about Rude. Sometimes, it was just too easy.

[irishais]

andthisisgonnahurt replied to your post:It's called natural selection. We're just helping...

*casually waltzes through a few minutes later, pours some of that sludge, sips at it, winces and keeps going like nothing happened*

Is pretty sure Reno could drink actual tar at this point, and it wouldn't kill him. 

Unfortunately

[exsiliumductoris]

'Bout time someone hit him. I'm just sorry it wasn't me.

"I'm kinda feeling the same way..." 

[tpwrarchive]

i didn't find that pic of celine but i did find this dumbass comic i drew 9 years ago. i didn't finish it because rude's shoulders wtf even

Reno is saying "Business in the front-- Party in tha' back, ya'll!"

it's a mullet. Let's just admit it's a mullet

[rude-at-your-service]

Do you wanna do my job? Be my guest.

"Hell no, I'm already doing your paperwork am not going to touch that thing..." he frowned, "What is that?" He looked skeptically at the object in Reno's hands. The most frightening thing was that it was, moving?

[badassbarmaid]

I DIDN'T DO IT. THE ELEVATOR DOESN'T SHUT IF THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WAY. IT'S HIS OWN DAMN FAULT.

"I don't care how it happened! I'm not your mother! You two take care of it!"

[irishais]

I know, why don't you translate, and I'll wave the gun around!

"Why don't you keep your mouth shut, and let me, then?" 

Don't kill him. 

[exsiliumductoris]

andthisisgonnahurt replied to your post:[3:25am] N the pool table was Rude. Was awesome u shouldve seen it

[3:27am] Not bad. Hit that joint sellin’ guns 2 the anti shinra assholes

{txt} Well done. Any injuries on our side? 

[deadlyxgentleman-archive-blog]

"Am I dead?"

   "Unlikely, as you are still speaking."

[love-and-espionage]

+andthisisgonnahurt 

 "I'm sorry but we're already closed." Chelsea said when she heard the bell ring signalling that someone had entered the cafe. When she turned around she saw someone familiar, that partner of her ex. "Is there anything i can help you with Mr. Turk?" she questioned, her voice quiet as she stared at him.

[badassbarmaid]

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//botherbotherbother

"--Oh...hello, Reno."

[thecrimsoneyedturk-blog]

//whispers you know us so well.

//whispers back: Its my job