#andrew and tom are little shits

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[dannyriccsystem]

ok god i miss writing but imagine spiderman!osc who’s your childhood friend+long time crush and you guys move in together for college or wtv but you don’t know he’s spidey and you both have been yearning for each other and yk. shenanigans ensue… like ik this is the plot of every spider!au ever but imagine it with OSCAR. js. he is also equally downbad (if not more) and js PANICS every time you try and talk to him thinking either a) you’re gonna realise you can’t live with him anymore/leave him or b) you’ve found someone but it NEVER occurs to him you might have the slightest idea he’s LITERALLY SPIDERMAN… yk js. stupid little stuff… (also i js think this should be known ton holland’s spiderman was the first loml like EVER so yeah. peter parker is my BOY.)

ALSO ALSO ALSO. imagine oscar in like a ‘partner gets kidnapped situation’… JUST ABSOLUTELY GOING INSANE AND FERAL AND WILD AND JS GOING TO ALL ENDS TO FIND YOU… god if i had any motivation i would write this myself BUT I DONT AND I HATE WRITERS BLOCK 😐 - 🩷

DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN!

FORMULA ONE DRIVER X READER

SUMMARY: You’ve had a crush on your roommate for awhile! Little did you know he’s actually Spiderman.

WORD COUNT: 1.8K

WARNINGS: Reader is kidnapped, blood and injury, fluff aside from that

FEATURING: Spiderman!Oscar Piastri x Reader

NOTE: You can find my other post about Spidey!Osc here! Also… Tom Holland Spiderman obsession is real. Andrew Garfield is my fav Peter Parker though

MOVING IN WITH OSC WAS A DREAM. I mean, really, you had fantasized about that day since the two of you were little. Your little crush developed early on, which meant you had spent an unhealthy amount of years yearning for a boy who never seemed to show interest in you once. It was absolute torture casted upon your soul like a hex.

But when the two of you finally graduated and moved on to college, it seemed reasonable to room together. It made the rent a bit cheaper, and you already knew each other well. What could possibly go wrong? Well, not much. You just started to notice some of his… Weirder behaviors.

He was paranoid a lot, and super jumpy. I mean, really… One time you snuck up on him and he backhanded you so hard you fell flat on your ass. Oscar immediately crouched down to cradle your growing injury, muttering “Holy shit, Y/N, I’m so sorry!” as fast as physically possible. You laughed it off, but it was… Weird. Weird, weird, weird.

You quietly hoped his inconsistency would deter you away, because then you could finally move on from a lifelong crush that was leading nowhere, but he kept that same irresistible charm that kept pulling you in. Apparently you had a think for shy freaks who couldn’t keep their shit together, because that was Oscar to a T.

Everytime you approached him he acted like a goddamn virgin— He might have been for all you know, but this was unlike the Oscar you knew. Before you moved in together, he was usually quite confident. Now he seemed skittish. One time you walked out into the kitchen late at night to find him standing there just staring out the window. When he quickly realized you were there, he froze up.

You saw his hands get all clammy, and his Adam’s apple bob nervously. Something was up with him and you just couldn’t figure out what. You greeted him shortly, your voice groggy. You just wanted a glass of ice water and to go back to sleep, but after you brushed past him, he was suddenly gone. You turned back around and— Well, Oscar seemed to disappear.

You brushed it off again, but things like that kept happening. He just seemed so… Nervous.

“Osc,” You’d greet as you pushed his door open. It was already slightly cracked, so you assumed it was fine to come in. He shuffled around at his desk, presumably finishing up his chemistry homework. He shoved things aside, laughing nervously as he tried to shake off a pen stuck to his palm.

“Ha…” He trailed off, folding his hands over his lap to hide the mishap. But you already saw. Although it was weird, you gave him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he was… Experimenting with some weird chemicals. Or his body. Or… Well, you were hoping for the other two even if the latter was gross, because the third option was that your Oscar was the Spiderman, but that seemed ridiculously outlandish and unbelievable. So, yeah. In your head this guy was either making some weird organic matter out of some lab materials, or touching himself. Because somehow that was better than being a kickass hero. “What’s… What’s up?”

“I was…” You slowly looked down to his lap. Nope. Not masturbating. “I was just wondering if you wanted dinner?”

“Oh, uhm- Yeah. I’ll be out in a sec.” He gave a nervous smile to cover it all up. You nodded, but you were unsure.

That wasn’t the only time it happened, either. One time you were baking together—It was quiet. You just wanted to make some things for your art class, because everyone had been working hard, and it was a small group of people anyway, so you could afford to share some offerings.

You both shuffled around the kitchen, rarely exchanging words that weren’t related to the task at hand. And even when you did that, it was usually just ��whisk,” which was your way of telling him you wanted the whisk.

When he handed it to you, though, you basically had to pry it from his grip with all your might. When it finally came loose, you stumbled backwards, blinking with surprise. “Oh, uh… Sorry. I was, you know…” He looked around the room, lips turning up into an awkward grin. “Crafting. Earlier… Yeah. With glue. Super glue.”

“Crafting.” You repeated, not buying it at all.

“Yup.”

But at this point you were still in denial. There was no way your Oscar, the shy, timid boy you grew up with, was Spiderman. Yeah, he carried himself a lot better these days. He had lots of friends and was doing well in his classes and seemed more confident, but he definitely wasn’t… Superhero confident. No way, no chance, not in the slightest. You were more likely to believe his sweat was extremely sticky than you were to assume he was Spiderman.

But it made too much sense. You felt like a high class detective as you set up a cork board with red string and sticky notes. Oscar always happened to disappear, no matter where you were, when some sort of crime came up. He was always checking the news, something he had never done just a few years ago before the sudden appearance of the arachnid hero. His hands. Were sticky. We can’t just ignore that, reader! Super sticky!

It all unfolds on a singular forsaken night. You’re standing out on the balcony, three stories up from the ground. You needed some fresh air after a particularly harrowing exam, and Oscar wasn’t home yet, so you had no one to rant to. He was always your listener. He was your pillar, your main support. But when he was gone, oxygen had to make do.

But it all happened in a blur. You were scooped up, fabric placed over your mouth. The last thing you saw as the world faded from view was the streets of the city below you as you soared through the air.

Your hands are tied above your head. You’re seated against the wall of an abandoned warehouse, the skylights filtering in moonlight from above, and rain pattered against the glass softly. Your arms were screaming, wrists bruised and bloodied from rope burn.

A figure in a mask, sunglasses, and a hood paces a few feet ahead of you, occasionally glancing up at the entrance, and then back to the ground. They haven’t said a word, they’re just acting like they’re expecting someone. Anyone.

You have a feeling you know who.

“What do you want from me?” You ask for about the hundredth time. You expect the same answer: Silence, but you ask again because you need to know. You have to know. “I don’t know anything! Nobody’s coming to save me, alright?!”

“Shut up!” They finally retaliate. You can barely see their eyebrows from beneath their sunglasses, but they’re furrowed with rage. “Just shut the hell up! I hope he’s not coming, so then your sorry ass has to suffer here!”

“Who is he?!” You cry out, thrashing against your restraints.

Perfect timing.

Glass shatters from above in a flash of red and blue. You hold your breath, scrambling away from the shards.

Spiderman. Of course.

But this isn’t the hero you’ve seen before. There’s no witty quips or jokes—He’s full of pure rage. This guy isn’t special. Unlike the various opponents he’s fought before, he’s not exactly well armed. This is where you learn you don’t bring a knife to a web-fight.

His hits are fast in every way. He’s swinging around diligently, the only sounds escaping the hero being grunts of occasional pain. There’s blood, lots of it, but his anger is relentless. It’s not until your kidnapper is knocked out, alive, mind you, that he finally stops.

He takes a step back, his broad back turned to you. You can see his muscles ripple underneath the suit, his hands flex as he clenches them into tight fists. He stares at the unconscious body for what seems like eternity, and then slowly turns towards you.

He’s panting with rage, but upon seeing your helpless figure, he softens up instantly. Spiderman stumbles towards you in a haste, his previous diligence replaced with clumsiness as he crouches down and gently yanks at the rope, releasing your aching arms. “You’re okay,” He breathes out as if he’s reassuring himself more than you. “Y/N, I thought you were dead, I was so-”

You’re pulled into his arms, your brows furrowed in confusion as you slowly return the hug, awkwardly patting his back. “How do you-…” You paused, catching your breath. “How do you know my name?”

Spiderman’s awfully quiet.

He then pulls back, his hands gripping the bottom of his mask and slowly sliding it upwards.

“Oscar,” You breathe out, your delicate palms coming up to hold his face. He nods, lips drawn into a thin line of uncertainty. You laugh under your breath, eyes filled with sudden mirth that makes him perk up. “Oscar!” You repeat, pulling his face close.

He finishes your actions by pressing his lips to yours, large hands holding you by the waist to pull you impossibly close for a definitive kiss.

“I knew it!” You shrieked with laughter, still holding his cheeks. He matches your smile with uncertainty. “Ah, I could kiss you-”

“You already did,” He chuckles.

“Well I could do it again! That was so badass, seriously. You were like ‘BAM’ and he was like ‘ahhh omg Spiderman oh no!’ and then you were like-”

“Hey, let’s save the recap for later.” He pulls you to your feet, yanking his mask back down. “You’re in critical condition still.”

“Oh, right-!” You allow him to scoop you up, your arms slung around his neck as you both swing over the city back to your dorm.

You obviously have lots of questions, and he has lots of answers as he patches you up.

“When did you become Spiderman?”

“A year ago. Beginning of our last year in high school.” He places a bandage around your right wrist after already cleaning it up with wound wash.

“What’s your favorite part?”

“Saving lives.” He starts to work on the other wrist at this point. He has a smile gracing his face, even if his answers are short.

“Hardest part?”

“…” He looks upward in thought, lips pursed before he shrugs. “Saving lives.” You giggle at his repetitive answer.

“How did it happen?”

“Radioactive spider— Look, it’s a long story.”

“Do you love me?”

“Yes- Oh.” He freezes up, and you grin. He looks up at you, cheeks warm with embarrassment.

“Oh?”

“Sorry-”

“Don’t be.” You squished his cheeks, making him grumble and shake his head. “I love you too.”

“Even though I’m secretly a superhero?”

“Especially because you’re secretly a superhero.”

That’s all he needed to hear.

[milk-is-stable]

you should rewatch the prime minister’s first day!!! beauregards 1 and 2 have a special place in my heart

The Prime Minister's First Day

Sick day rewatch! I'm sick, so I'm rewatching longforms and giving some commentary/analysis while I do so because I have too much brain fog to properly write fic today, which is what I was going to do with my time.

Pre-watch thoughts: An underrated one for sure, I remember there being lots of good jokes in this one, but then again it doesn't exactly have the pathos that some of the other plays do, there's not really one character that you end up emotionally rooting for like there is in some of the others.

Liveblogging:

"I know you're nervous....you're the prime minister and it's your first day." Who, what, where!

That little stare at the audience after saying "the horrible vultures of journalists" makes me wonder if there was an audience interaction earlier in the show regarding journalism.

"you're gonna be a brilliant conservative prime minister" <- (WE'RE PRICKS, GERARD!)

Welcome Beauregard no.1 to the stage! And welcome Prime Minister to the Main Room!

How many Prime Ministers have you known since 1975? :)) Go on, we're all dying to hear. :)))

Tom is taking up the mantle of "if we don't get some conflict into this soon then we don't have a story" this time around.

OH, are we sticking with that magic, Beauregard?? Do I have to add a 'yes' onto my spreadsheet of longforms in the "Is there magic" column??? (yes that's a real thing I have, let me live my life)

"Have they told you?" :))) "Ah, I can see they haven't" :))))) "Have you met the king yet?" Sam: MY TIME HAS COME

"I can see by your head that you have leukemia" *sad-J*

Welcome into the room Beauregard no.2! (why is the Beauregard in the palace number 2 and the one at downing street is number 1?? I feel like it should be swapped...OH. I forgot that Sam addressed that specifically XD)

Nothing but respect for my Prime Minister, Prime Minister James James, a man with very poor balance and an easy name for voters to remember.

Love Sam bouncing back and forth between genuine concern for whatever is happening with AJ's knees and remaining in character to roast the shit out of him.

"If I make a joke, you'll Know It." >:(

AJ: "Uh, I just wanna say that you know, those things I said about the monarchy" Sam: "As a conservative MP??? Did you remember that you're a CONSERVATIVE politician in this scene AJ?? Think very carefully now!" AJ: "No, fuck that, I'm going anti-king now, for the Drama!" Sam: "Oh, you want DRAMA???"

"How many Prime Ministers have been here? NAME THEM!"

Sam: I'm going to keep making Obvious Jokes about the royal family, if nobody minds.

"How was it seeing the king?" "He went Very Tall." <- underrated joke right there

Tom: Somehow I'm going to make Worse jokes about the royal family than Sam did, but the difference is that I didn't do it on purpose...

AJ: Hang on I'm going to come into this scene. Tom: What the fuck are you doing? AJ: Don't worry about it, just go with it. Tom: what is happening- AJ: ffs just 'yes, and' me!

*pting!* (very good stagecraft here, Sam countering what AJ planned to do and AJ going along with Sam's counter)

AH, Former Prime Minister Brown!

Number 1 on Netflix, mother fucker

[Andrew, presumably] <- everyone say thank you caption writers

This is a really dark moment towards the end. Also, your wife is a horse. Which wasn't really necessary, if I'm honest.

And, scene! I think my initial statement was spot on, this one has a lot of great jokes in it, but the real star of the show I feel is the political satire, not any one specific character, so it's harder to have an emotional investment in it. That being said, I love the Beauregard brothers, and Sam's king charles is hilarious!

[melkeini]

Triple Peter Parker

Well, I wanted to talk about my fanfic because I've been writing it for a while now and even though it’s still not finished, (and English isn’t my first language)but if I don’t talk about it I’m gonna lose my mind, so here’s just a part of the Peters “history”, and a little focusing on “Peter 1.”

The fanfic is about after the events of NWH (Oh, that's a real shocker!), Peter 1, 2, and 3 wake up in a cave, somewhere unknown, the only thing they know is that they don’t remember how they got there, and now they all have a problem called “oh shit, I turned into a kid.” They’re now going to live adventures trying to figure out how they got there and trying to get their adult bodies back, with the tiny little difficulty that they’re stuck in the damn Gotham in New Jersey. On top of that, they have to face their usual problems (which are that they're poor), and they’ll discover that not all their other problems will leave them alone, while trying to understand why the librarian feels so familiar to them, along with that strange vigilante who lives near their house (which is actually an abandoned warehouse).

He's inspired by Tom Holland’s Spider-Man, so I gave him the name Thomas. Officially they all decided on it in a very serious meeting where they talked about how not everyone can be called Peter Benjamin Parker just because, so they picked a new name and Thomas sounded good. The other Peters just call him Pete, though.

Peter, Pete, Thomas, or Tom—whatever you want to call him—was the first one to show up. I won’t say much, but breaking old webs with your hands is tough for a 6 years old.

He really cares about Peter 2, aka “Ben,” and gets super bummed about what he has to do to take care of all three of them, which is why he tries not to cause too much trouble. Like kids his age, he thinks if he works hard enough, he can get enough money so that his brother doesn’t have to work anymore.

He gets along wonderfully with Peter 3, aka “Fred,” his research buddy and the one who feeds him, because he can’t cook and can’t reach the stove (and also because he’s the only one who doesn’t treat him like a baby).

Is one of the biggest (self-proclaimed) fans of Wonder Woman, his brothers tease him about it.

And spoiler:

Peter and Peter bullied Peter, revealed secrets, his moms exist and her is alive, so in revenge, select the next victim(peter).

I will publish the profiles of the others later, thank you very much for taking your time to read my schizophrenia

[sirius-crowley-immortaltwinks]

IDEK what to say about this

After a few shots of vodka, my roommates and I came up with a chaotic fancast for the marauders. I have notes but there's literally no context besides random shit written down and I figure it would be criminal to not share this absolute trainwreck with everyone so here it is... Chaotic Marauder Fancast brought to you by drunken thoughts.

Marauders

Tom Hiddleston as Sirius Black

Tom Hiddleston would be a good option to play Sirius Black. He has the capability of having a boyish attitude and sass that Sirius has become known for. Also, Adam. Nuff said.

Rami Malek as James Potter

Look at him. He also has the capability of coming up with that sass and attitude. Imagine him riding a broomstick in a quidditch uniform and that is all.

Robert Sheehan as Remus Lupin

This man could play all of the characters, but he is best suited for Remus Lupin. Unkempt look but in an attractive way. Looks like he could be a werewolf. A lot of the same Remus Lupin mannerisms.

Andrew Scott as Peter Pettigrew

A short little Irish man with a very good skill for acting a villain that's cunning and sneaky and that's why he would be a good option. He would be a very good actor to portray the change from friend to enemy.

Slytherin Skittles

Aidan Gallagher as Regulus Black

Aidan Gallagher has the capability to play an angsty character who's a little bit evil and a little bit good all rolled into one. He's also just got the look and the vibe that Regulus is kind of become known for.

David Tennant as Barty Crouch Jr.

This is partially because when he played Barty in the 4th movie, he didn't get nearly enough screen time in my opinion but the other part of it is because, after watching lots of his filmography, I seriously can't think of anyone better to play it. Unfortunately we would need to make him like 30 years younger and we don't have a time machine.

Michael Sheen as Evan Rosier

I told you it would be chaotic. Maybe it's because I can't see David Tennant without Michael Sheen anymore after GO and Staged but he's also quite similar to Evan in my mind and I think he would play the character very well. Unfortunately... still no time machine tho.

Lisa Kudrow as Pandora Rosier

I mean I was watching Friends and she kinda just stuck out to me and that is why she is now Pandora. I think Lisa has the capability to play someone as wonderful, beautiful and quirky as Pandora. Also I think it would be so sweet and interesting to watch Michael and Lisa play siblings.

Valkyries

(I will admit and say that I don't know nearly enough about the Valkyries so my roommates were the ones that came up these)

Florence Pugh as Marlene McKinnon

I don't really think this one needs explaining but I do think she would be best to play Marlene McKinnon. She's got a fabulous look that would suit Marlene well especially with the fanart seen of her. I mean just look at her.

Nina Sosanya as Dorcas Meadowes

Nina's got the spunk and the attitude that Dorcas has. Mainly pulling from her performance in both GO1 and GO2, I think she is just the most fitting to play Dorcas and would act very well alongside David and Michael (as we've seen) but I think would act very well alongside Florence and Robert.

Emmy Raver-Lampman as Mary MacDonald

Has the capability to play a sweet character but could turn deadly and horrible in 0.5 seconds and that's stunning for her and would work very well for Mary. Also the depths from her pain and everything of her friends dying and then eventually obliviating her memory.

Scarlett Johansson as Lily Evans

Scarlett has the attitude of Lily Evans in real life and honestly she would be stunning. I could totally see James falling in love with Lily if she looked like Scarlett which is one of the main reasons we've cast her as Lily.

Now, we all think that the original fancast that is the most popular is perfect and stunning. This is just some brainrot. Anyway, that is all.

[happyunbday2u]

So I saw Venom and oh my god did that movie almost make me cry-

• venom liking the dogs and saying he won’t eat them was strangely cute

• “We. Are-“ “WE ARE A VENOM!” “..We. Are-“ “VENOM!” “No-“ “OH” “Yeah.” “We-“ “WE” “Are” “VENOM” “We need to work on that”

• How the fuck did Mulligan survive? I thought he was dead

• OMG THERES MORE SYMBIOTES

• I have an urge to draw the venom horse and all the other animals but the motivation to do it is so LOOOOOWW

• I understand that Dr. Payne sees the symbiotes as these amazing creatures and that her main goal is to fully understand them but ma’am when a soldier tells you he lost three people because of some other freaky ass alien you do not ask if he can collect any samples

• The Moon Family seems like the type of family I’d hang out with tho why would you name your kids Echo and Leaf and OH MY GOD RHYS IFANS IS THE DAD HOLY SHIT

• For anyone who doesn’t know actos he played Dr. Curtis Conners/Lizard in the Amazing Spider-Man with Andrew Garfield

• Venom singing along in Eddie’s head with the family is funny and cute to me

• “you would’ve been a great father, eddie”

• Guys I think Venom has a gambling addiction also he canonlly thinks that Eddie looks like someone who would win the Sexiest Man Alive award

• MRS CHEN!!!!!

• Also when did they learn to dance in sync?

• The shoe gag is so funny to me and idk if that’s cause my humor is broken or it’s actually funny

• Oh look it’s the Moon family again I sure hope nothing traumatizing happens to them 😃

• OH MY GOD MORE SYMBIOTES THEYRE SO COOL AND THEIR DESIGNS ARE SO- NOOOO WHY ARE THEY DYING

• Venom being so nice to the little kid will forever be cherished by me

• Holy Shit Dr. Payne has her own symbiote

• The fact that Venom still protected Eddie even as he was about to die was the saddest part of the movie and there’s no way it could get sadder-

• “Hey buddy, I just had a crazy dream… buddy?” "He’s not coming back." "But I need him back." "He wasn't meant for this place, you couldn't have kept him. and he couldn't have kept you."

• At least Eddie made it to New York and saw Lady Liberty just like Venom wanted and wHO THE FUCK CHOSE MEMORIES FROM MAROON 5 AS THE SONG FOR THAT SCENE?!?

This movies was amazing and now we all say thank you tom hardy for making this movie, tho I would like to see Eddie helping Payne with her symbiote

[seriousfic]

I think you can see a genuine loss of craft and storytelling integrity in the Spider-Man reboots over the years.

Tobey Maguire has NO ONE to talk to about being Spider-Man until MJ in 3. His inner conflict is conveyed entirely through sparsely used narration, cleverly written scenes, dream sequences. Think of how many ideas in the trilogy are delivered through striking images.

Andrew Garfield has Gwen to talk to. When he can't talk to her, he writes his innermost thoughts on a... vision board or something?

It's goddamn stupid, but then, Garfield is the canonically dumb Spider-Man who needs Gwen to explain science shit to him. Fucker.

Fucking everyone knows Tom Holland is Spider-Man and loves talking to him about every little thing he's going through. He's got an AI, he's got Happy, he's got Tony, he's got Ned, he's got Aunt May, he's got... her, and he's even got Mysterio. Nothing is conveyed through filmatism or subtext, it's all just plainly rendered talking head dialogue tossed under hand to the audience without any nuance because anything more complicated would take time and money they're either unable or unwilling to commit.

I would say they're not even trying to communicate with the audience, they're trying to obscure a lack of ideas at the core of their story. Far From Home, Mysterio wants to be an Avenger. What does he intend to do when he's an Avenger? How does he intend to cope when an actual, non-hoax threat shows up? Are there even any Avengers for him to join? Why is being an Avenger a glamorous and desirable position in this movie, but in TFAWS, it's an unpaid internship that doesn't net Sam any respect or goodwill?

This vapidity is all papered over with a bunch of bantery dialogue in an attempt to distract from how paper-thin the plot really is. And in case you think I'm being overly harsh, remember the conflict in No Way Home is that five villains don't want to be cured of their afflictions or have their lives saved. They're fighting to stop Spider-Man from helping them. Their motivation is I guess just to stay on an alien world where they have no friends or resources or even government ID, and where superheroes who can beat them up are plentiful, to, uh... hang out with each other? Seriously, what does Doc Ock's endgame look like if he succeeds in killing Spider-Man, which he's trying to do for most of the movie?

You don't know because, ha ha, Zendaya said his name is stupid. That's a better thing to spend time on than the antagonist's goal or motivation.

Seriously, what does Norman Osborn's characterization amount to besides "he's kk-razy"? Raimiverse Norman wanted to make Peter his heir out of disappointment with his own son. What is MCU Norman trying to accomplish? He's the main character besides Peter and you can't tell me; he's just doing random shit because the plot demands it.

[sunshine-tattoo]

so instead of that terrible rugrats 3d reboot i propose a series about the original babies who are now adults with their own families!

some ideas:

Tom Pickles

went to university for political science and Sociology

put his leadership skills to work and now is on the city counsel

very proud of a pilot program he started to help young people get into leadership roles

married to chuckie with a daughter

Chuckie Melinda Finster

came out a a trans woman in uni

changed her name to Melinda for her late mother

she and tom immediately realized they had been in love since they were infants

she got a degree in early childhood and works with babies at a daycare

she and Tommy are married and adopted a little girl

who they named Trixie for Tom's late grandmother

Kimi Finster

stayed adventurous into adulthood

got a degree in journalism and works for a adventure travel magazine, which has her traveling all over the world

on one of these trips she met the love of her life

a trans man with a little girl of his own

she finds it hilarious that she followed in her mom's footsteps and married a single dad with a kid

she still travels from time to time but is happy writing from home most of the time with her new family

Lil DeVille

retained her childhood interest in insects

became an entomologist

traveled to lots of places to study unique insects

had a fling on one of her travels and ended up getting pregnant

decided to keep the kid and move back home for a while

Phil moved in with her to help her raise the baby

took a university position in the biology department

gave birth to twins of her own named Honeybee and Bugsley

or Bee and Bug for short

Phil DeVille

came out as gay in high school

messy butch bear

got a good union job in construction, mainly cement work

jokes about how playing in mud as a kid ensured that he'd be a construction dude

stoner

has fucked every guy on his construction crew at least once

loves his niece and nephew to pieces

fun uncle who babysits a lot

bff/ fuck buddy with Dil Pickles

Dil Pickles

came out as nonbinary and pan in high school

locally famous artist

makes a lot of weird shit that is actually quite beautiful

stoner and occasional mushroom user

helps Phil babysit the DeVille twins

Angelica Pickles

mean girl all throughout high school

had a breakthrough about herself in college

came out as bi

immediately realized she had been head over heels for Susie since they were toddlers

they dated through uni and got married

Angelica went to law school and became a defense attorney

she puts her evil tendencies to good use and works for justice for minority citizens

all the other city lawyers are terrified to face her in court

she and susie eventually have a baby baby boy through in vitro

they named him Andrew Randall for both of their dads

friends tease that his nickname could be Andy Randy

Susie Carmichael

grew up absolutely gorgeous

started modeling in her late teens

came out as a lesbian

married to Angelica with their son

retired from modeling after giving birth

runs an arts program for kids of color to find their artistic passion

dil often volunteers with the program

she and Angelica are the city's biggest power couple

[deniable-masterpiece]

milo is sooo hot like but also that gif of jon bernthal…need both of them inside my hole at once🎀

no fr omfg milo looking in disgust like that is so hot I don't know why but it is. maybe it's just twitter making my brain think its arousing but also it isn't very common to see actors pull faces of disgust compared to the regular smiles and stuff like omfg. just a new goony face to beat to- I mean JKJKJK. twitter-brain is taking over and my finals are killing me too so im primitively horny right now. im so drained that if I were to have sex rn it'd be grunts and chest-beating like im a caveman with no intelligence

(wait but that kinda gives me an idea for a fic where you're exhausted from studying/exams and a smarter character/hot man (<- lowkey college!Peter Parker, whether that be tom or andrew, but also ig high school aged Peter Parker could work toooo. maybe dad!character like matt who helps us destress and not think after...) omfg I keep going off on tangents in my own side tangent from my main point ugh. okay so, a smarter character who took the same final (or like I said, Peter Parker who's in more advanced classes-) and just makes fun of you for being stupid and having to do soooo much work to barely pass or whatevahhh. Peter (or college!Matt too omfg) who then gets super smutty and turned on by how much smarter he is compared to you and taking you to his room where its clearer how much this didn't hit him as hard as you.

FUCK IM HAVING TOO MANY IDEAS ABOUT THIS. Peter who's in Biochem (me rn but let's pretend im not), who's only moderately impacted by finals. But we're in an "easy major" like business or English or fashion marketing (Elle woods girly core) and he's laughing at us for being so drained after doing "basically nothing" all semester and barely being able to function. Him smacking his cock on our drained and exhausted face as he has to take control and do everything himself because we can barely think. Even better if we decided to party all semester and he weaponizes that behavior against ussss

BUT ALSO dad!Matt who comforts his boy after returning home, drained. Asking how school was but we collapse in his arms and feel soooo exhausted. Sleeping in his bed and laying with him on the couch and taking things slow for a few days after, not even smutty just laying around with him and not reading, barely even processing the TV if it's playing. But the smutty side would be good too, Matt fucking his slutty and pretty little boy with his fat cock and making us go dumb on that for extra dumbness ijbol. Im so drained rn I don't have the words ahhh. literally took a break from studying to do this but im about to take final #4 out of 5. not to mention I had to pack up my dorm today (all that could fit in my impala*) and I have new job orientation tomorrow AND a final tomorrow that I have to study for ugh. the only good thing is that I can blow the final and still pass the class so I probably will just do some minor reviews and make an equation sheet. semirelated but I need roommate smut, not even that we're dating them but like he's so emotional and sappy about us leaving that he needs to tap that ass one more time and makes it hard for us to pack up. but also roommate who comes in and immediately strips down to nothing and uses us freely whenever BUT ALSO roommate who rips hella ass and would ride our face is a need too #ugh horny

AND okay Jon Bernthal as Shane used to be ugly to me, but I need him so bad now. I think I used to not like Jon because he was my family's crush, like everyone in my family thinks hes hot ijbol. His t-shirt + army pants combo just served. I'm in season 2 and he's extra fine, even when he shaves his head. I fully understand Lori for cheating on Rick when the apocalypse started cause shit I would've called us divorced the second it started. I need him so bad and seasons 1 and 2 are soooo good, im sooo Andrea in the apocalypse (in more ways than one cause she bounces on Shane's dick in a green Hyundai so hard that she starts honking the horn so like me too girl)

*its a buick but a rebadged impala nonetheless

[bracketsoffear]

TMA: The Musical, Version 2.0:

Thanks to all the posters whose ideas I added to this one.

EYE

Touch-Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon

Electric Eye by Judas Priest

Busted from Phineas and Ferb

Aha! By Imogen Heap

LONELY

Waving Through A Window from Dear Evan Hansen

Invisible from MLP Equestria Girls: Forgotten Friendship

I Am A Rock by Simon and Garfunkel

Love Like Ghosts by Lord Huron

Frozen Pines by Lord Huron

Drift Away from Steven Universe: The Movie

Mister Cellophane from Chicago

Have A Seat Misery by Shayfer James

VAST

Infinitesimal by Mother Mother

Major Tom (Coming Home) by Peter Schilling

Waiting For The Drop from Ride the Cyclone

Stranded Lullaby by Miracle Musical

Dream Sweet in Sea Major by Miracle Musical

Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths

BURIED

Debt Collector by Jhariah

The Woods by San Fermin

Why We Build The Wall from Hadestown

Way Down Hadestown (Reprise) from Hadestown

Pressure by Billy Joel

Sixteen Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford

DARK

Hometown by Twenty One Pilots

Come Wayward Souls from Over The Garden Wall

The Night by Aurelio Voltaire

Snuff Out The Light by Eartha Kitt

Friends Who Don't Go Out At Night by The Deadly Syndrome

STRANGER

Mirror Man by Jack Stauber’s Micropop

Faceshopping by Sophie

The Stranger by Lord Huron

Mr. Roboto by Styx

Doll Parts by Hole

Suit by Boom! Bap! Pow!

SPIRAL

The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical

Discord by The Living Tombstone

Crazytown from 35MM: A Musical Exhibition

Who's Crazy/My Psychopharmacologist and I from Next to Normal

Spiraling Shape by They Might Be Giants

SLAUGHTER

Culling of the Fold by The Decemberists

This is Why We Fight by The Decemberists

Courage Knows No Bounds by Heather Alexander

Ready to Die by Andrew WK

Ballroom Blitz by Sweet

The Ballad of Sara Berry from 35MM: A Musical Exhibition

Three-Five-Zero-Zero from Hair

Poisoning Pigeons in the Park by Tom Lehrer

Murder, Murder! by American Murder Song

Peacemaker by The Mechanisms

HUNT

The Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists

Blood and Thunder by Mastodon

Catch You by Sophie Ellis-Bextor

One Way Or Another by Blondie

A Confession by PhemieC

Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats

FLESH

Body Terror Song by AJJ

We Started This Op'ra Shit from Repo: The Genetic Opera

A Little Priest from Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

64 Little White Things by Cake Bake Betty

Final Form by Everything Everything

END

The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride the Cyclone

Leslie Anne Levine by The Decemberists

Dead Girls by Penelope Scott

For The Departed by Shayfer James

The Yawning Grave by Lord Huron

Fall Fair Suite from Ride the Cyclone

Dust and Ashes from Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812

End of Life by Death Spells

EXTINCTION

Feed the Machine by Poor Man’s Poison

Countdown’s Begun by Ozzie Osborn

It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M

Seed Song by The Mountain Goats

Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham

We Will All Go Together When We Go by Tom Lehrer

How Bad Can I Be? from The Lorax

DESOLATION

Lucky Sevens by The Mechanisms

No Children by The Mountain Goats

The Dismemberment Song by Blue Kid

The World Ender by Lord Huron

That's Not How the Story Goes from A Series of Unfortunate Events

Arsonist's Lullaby by Hozier

Burn It Down by Daughter

Until It Doesn't Hurt by Mother Mother

World Burn from Mean Girls

CORRUPTION

Dysentery World from The Trail to Oregon

Tongues and Teeth by The Crane Wives

I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers

Sweet by PhemieC

Sticks & Stones by The Pierces

Entomologists by Ghost and Pals

WEB

Candy Store from Heathers the Musical

New Invention by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

Wires by The Neighbourhood

Red Right Hand by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Kiss Me, Son of God by They Might Be Giants

Redesign Your Logo by Lemon Demon

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[burningexeter]

The Wildwood Universe

It's been an idea of mine for a loooong time now on doing a high quality 2D adult-animated series called The Wildwood Chronicles, which is a combination of Jesus, a lot of things - action, superheroes, crime drama, survival, fantasy etc.

But the thing is it's also a full-fledged canon crossover between over hundreds if not thousands of different kinds of media that retroactively establishes them all in the same shared universe all along. Hence the aforementioned Wildwood Universe, which consists of over approximately (like I'm a scientist or some shit like that) 900+ media that ranges from all the genres you think of and all the forms of entertainment you can think of too.

This is what I mean and these examples will be in The Wildwood Universe, meaning yes these media will be retroactively put in the same universe so go figure indeed big time here -

DRAMA:

• Vince Gilligan's Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul & El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

• Kurt Sutter's Sons Of Anarchy & Mayans MC

• Kim Jee-Won's I Saw The Devil

• Ann Biderman's Southland

• Tom Fontana's Oz (HBO)

COMEDY:

• Jerry Seinfeld & Larry David's Seinfeld

• Linwood Boomer's Malcolm In The Middle

• Dylan Moran & Graham Linehan's Black Books

• Stanley Kramer's It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

• Christopher McCulloch & Doc Hammer's The Venture Bros. & The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is The Blood Of The Baboon Heart

ACTION:

• Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill Duology, Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained, The Hateful Eight & Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

• Andrew Davis' Under Siege

• Michael Mann's Thief, Heat & Collateral

• John Woo's Hard Boiled

• Gareth Evans' The Raid Duology

FANTASY:

• Mark Waters' The Spiderwick Chronicles

• John Carpenter's Big Trouble In Little China

• Brandon Santiago's Erma (Webcomic Series)

• Jenny Clements' Mias and Elle (Webcomic Series)

• Joss "Yikes!" Whedon's Buffy The Vampire Slayer & Angel

HORROR:

• HBO's Tales From The Crypt (a solid handful of episodes)

• Bryan Fuller's Hannibal

• Todd McFarlane's Spawn Trilogy (HBO)

• Michael Dougherty's Trick r Treat & Krampus

• Ernest Dickerson's Tales From The Crypt Presents Demon Knight

Five for each.

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

Random Fandom Shit

Earth: . . . Sun: . . . Lunar: . . . Please no. Sun: All I hear are screams. Earth: Ever time I dare to close my eyes. Lunar: Please stop. Both: I no longer dream Lunar: Why me? Both: ONLY NIGHTMARES OF THOSE WHO DIED!!! Later Gemini: I thought you liked Epic. Lunar: I do but they have been playing the same song for five hours straight.

Bonus: 2 hours later. Lunar: Finally, they stopped. Monty: . . . Lunar: Monty please. Monty: I keep thinking of the infant from that night, I keep thinking of the infant from that night. Earth and Sun: THIS LIFE IS AMAZING, WHEN YOU GREET IT WITH OPEN ARMS!!!!!! Meanwhile:

Tom Peter: I don't mean to tip your scale but you will fail at placing any spells on me. I just ate a flower one that drains your power, so you better cower now and flee.

Andrew Peter: You must be a liar; mortals can't acquire molly without dire consequence. Both: Then I must be a god like you cause I got this root from the ground with my bare hands. * Points at Toby Peter* Toby Peter: *sigh* Hermes gave it to you, didn't he? Both: Ok, fine, yes but regardless. You and I are not evenly matched.

Mabel and Dipper meeting baby bill. Mable: He's cute, and squishy! Dipper: Cute, he nearly kills us in the future. Mable: Hè's just a baby! HI BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Possessed Mable and Dipper: Dipper: WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!!! Mable: I MADE IT MYSELF!!!!!

Small Stan and Ford: We're hungry Bill: So go make popcorn or whatever you flesh bags eat. Stan: Grilled Cheese Bill: What!? Ford: Grill us a cheese. . . . Please. Bill: Listen little pipsqueaks, just because I have to take care of you little shits because I owe your mother for getting me out of trouble doesn't mean that I'm making you a grilled cheese! *Stan dramatically fake cries while falling to the floor* Ford also dramatically holding his brother: Look what you've done triangle man. Bill: . . . OH FOR AX0LOTL'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes grilled cheese*

[chaotic-orphan]

Haiiiii !!! Do u have character descriptions for the characters in intoxicating fear?? Would LOVEE to draw fanart if that’s chills ^_^

Intoxicating Fear Introductions

Hello yes I do!!! It is absolutely chill to do fanart for them!! PLEASE TAG ME IN IT I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE!!!

I can actually do a little reveal now for this of my boards for Hero and Villain WHO HAVE NAMES NOW.

Hero — Kit Mallory

Hero’s name is Kit Mallory and he has not been having a great time… his description?

This kind of vibe, like a golden retriever but make it suffer. He’s tall— like 6ft, this kind of floppy light brown hair and his smile used to be so bright before Villain. He just turned 20 a month before Villain took him, and he wears oversized clothes and layers to make himself appear bigger and bulkier because he is a self-conscious little bean. Especially next to Superhero who seems to dwarf him.

Kit is look wise based off of Andrew Garfield in the Spider-Man movies. He is determined and always wants to do good and help others more than beat the shit out of bad guys, that’s why he didn’t debut for so long. However he has no trouble fighting when he is defending someone like Other Hero or trying to defeat a Villain, he holds nothing back.

Villain— Ambrose

Then of course we have Villain, my boy.

Villain’s name is Oscar Ambrose, but Hero only knows him as Ambrose.

His looks are mostly based off of young Tom Riddle in Harry Potter, but with more ✨style✨ For example in the top left is his casual outfit and the kind of thing he wears around Kit’s house. He loves his suits and his shirt and pants combo because he can intimidate people dressed like that.

I think Young Tom riddle just captures Ambrose’s charisma and malice perfectly, because he is very boy-next-door, someone your mother would approve of you bringing home but there’s just something off about him.

He, of course, adores this. That he is unapproachable and he likes to show it off with how he dresses, speaks and presents himself. He lives off of fear day-to-day but having someone to satiate it around the clock is simply Christmas for him. Ambrose is older than Kit, he’s around 25, 6ft 4, towering over Hero and broader too. He is cruel and his eyes are dark and look into your soul, his lips just a little too red. My favourite sadist.

His hair is dark and almost silky looking, closer to black than dark brown but brown nonetheless, and he has his own board for his hair because he is meticulous about it. He also has a slight stubble that has been growing ever since he brought Kit back to his own house to torture him.

I must stress this is huge for him because he is so well groomed but he is just having too much fun with Kit to shave. His hair is more like the two top pictures below, perfectly styled and curled just behind his ears, but the same kind of cold perfection of the bottom two as well as a more similar colour.

And that is it!!! I was going to just drop in the names on the next update but this ask gave me an excuse to fangirl for a bit over my boys!!! Again please tag me in whatever art you make!!!

[raisinchallah]

also stunning lack of homoeroticism u cast andrew scott for this??? i do think a recurring problem with a lot of takes on ripley is that they just make him a weirdo loner with no friends rather than a guy who slips himself in with people all the time hes still quite lonely but does not want to appear that way they put so much work into meticulously sketching his life in new york but not his greenwich village gay social circle where people dont really like him and he doesnt like them and his sort of pitiful attempts to fit in but also doesnt want anyone to think hes gay but is fine joking about it literally nobody has been able to figure out how exactly to characterize the type of closet case tom ripley is their minds are too small for the layers of nesting closets going on the movie portrayed like little gay sad boy which is frankly too simple and not really what was going on other movies hes straight?? or not really any sexuality of any kind displayed in others and in the show hes like getting idk decades old cliche beats of sad looking thru window and saying um im not gay you know that right without even a hint of homoeroticism surrounding these things so its like bizarre sorry why did u cast andrew scott as one of the most iconic evil gay characters in literature and pull out facile sad look shot reverse shot shit and nothing special whats going on here

[arachnidiots]

If you had to choose a new faceclaim for your muse, who would you pick? (for both!)

What advice would you give to a new RPer? 

What is something or someone you have always wanted to write with? i.e. a particular plot, a character, etc.

new faceclaims — i answered this for liam but it’s liv hewson or nobody. as for peter, i’ve actually given this a lot of thought. i haven’t really found anyone i personally think fits him that well, at least this version of him. i think andrew is such a phenomenal choice but he is different, and i think tobey also is in ways that just wouldn’t totally encompass the somewhat kid, sweet vibe that the mcu has given him. in a perfect world, the new fc would be jewish too. for now i’m content with tom (read: im bad at fcs and i refuse to go digging through the brigade of brown haired boy fcs atm)

advice for new rpers — i think the biggest advice i can ever give is (and i have given i think…) that we are here for fun. there’s no pressure to do anything, write anything, talk to anyone. you curate your space how you want, you do what you want, and make sure that at the end of it all you’re having fun. it sounds like such a cheesy piece of advice, and i know it is because my little students like to groan when i say it but it’s really like the core of all of this

something i’ve always wanted — oh man, i have no idea! i guess a roxy centric plot would be like the gold pot at the end of the rainbow wish. roxy is such a big part of liam’s life and if i could explore that in a thread it would be incredible. that being said, roxy’s brilliant creator does not rp and i would not ask her to start for this jfbrjtkgk ALTERNATIVELY : just a plot where liam recognizes your muse but they’ve never actually met before, she’s just met an alt verse version of them. for peter, i’d love to explore him getting angry again and really at his limits. actually i’d love that for liam too. liam deserves to lose her shit so hard that the ground shakes

⨳ — MUNDAY ASKS

[clown-reads-homestuck]

1-50

First real post of my readthrough of homestuck! Just getting right into it.

It's so funny that some random user just named his ass John Egbert.

I really miss the style of just importing really crusty jpegs of real objects into your artwork. It speaks to the mid 2000s newgrounds user that still dwells in my decrepit soul. We should bring this back.

This seems like a nightmare of a narrative device to write around. Though I guess I understand it because it kinda deters just picking up everything.

Do it John. Shit on your desk. This animation is super cute though.

What the hell is the background image supposed to be on this. Also GODS I would kill for a computer screen like this.

Having war flashbacks to when my IRL WoW friends would use the term loot in public like it was nothing. This is the real relic of this era. Also what the fuck kind of username is turntechGodhead. It's probably a reference I'm not getting but I've never seen the term godhead used outside of elder scrolls lore.

This is so quaint in 2023, I mean who doesn't know what piss tastes like. Also this whole exchange makes absolutely no sense if you haven't seen Little Monster starring Howie Mandel and Fred Savage. does Howie pee in a kids mouth in that movie???

I have vague memories of people talking about monocles so much more often when I was a growing up. I feel like the internet had more of a fascination for them back then because fake rich people made us less pants shittingly angry. Also this is such an early 2010s level humor joke jeez.

I thought this motherfucker was TOM from Toonami. Also COOL CLICKABLE pages, I didn't even know this had that. Least not this early on.

This hideous book is a joy to look at. It reminds me of the weird intermission screens in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I misread this as making me so hard all the time. I almost blacked out.

This is a lot more word salady than I expected. That's not really a negative though

Not gonna lie a magazine like this would do numbers nowadays. It's kind of weird that a little bit of bro culture kinda just became normal culture for dudes generally. I wonder Andrew Hussie had something specifically against GamePro at the time or if it was just for the pun. Also John why do you own this magazine.

Yooo CLOWN TIME. I guess Harlequins in this case but still I didn't expect clown stuff to start showing up this early. I know Hussie is a clown eboy or something nowadays so I knew they had to be in this.

I would be bing chilling in this living room dude, this is so cozy. Also wtf does John's dad do to afford this happening pad.

Final page! This is pretty fun so far. Stare into the flames John, let your hate go stronger.

Till next time anyone who actually reads this blog!