#andrealphus and vassago tbt
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"¡Maldito idiota!" Hands are balled into tight fists as soon as the meeting ends. He practically spits on the ground before Vassago. "You did that on purpose ! Have you no shame at all for yours or Stella's actions ?! " ( uwu -shoves Vassago over for Andy. ) - ✧ ˖ ˙ 「 @beautifulxdangerous 」 ˙ ˖ ✧
「 ☆ 」 Vassago having the gall to approach him ( again ) doesn't surprise Andrealphus. Frankly, it would be more of a shock if the scarlet simpleton learned some self-control between the last time he screeched his silly woes and now. Rolling his eyes with a barely concealed groan, Andre turns to fully face his accuser. Crossed arms, drumming fingers and raised brow make it clear he considers it a matter of mercy he's even permitting Vassago THIS much. Should he please, he would be more than within his rights to brush the other off without a glance.
Luckily for Vassago, nothing else he has to do is quite as tantalizing engaging as releasing some pent-up tension by further bitching at the other man.
❝ No shit, I ❛ did that on purpose ❜ . That is how one typically enacts a plan, Vassago. ❞ He replies as if impatiently explaining to someone who is missing the OBVIOUS, certain his pompous reply will stoke the fire of the parrot's ire. Good. If he didn't want to end up dangerously-close to ripping his feathers out with frustration, Vassago should have kept his meddling beak where it belongs. As if Andrealphus doesn't have enough pawns on the board to contend with, Vassago's interruptions further complicated an already tiresome game. One the other didn't manage to ruin, despite his best efforts... But Andrealphus is familiar with the parrot.
He doubts this is truly over.
❝ As for ❛ shame ❜ — that is for people who DON'T have what it takes to move upwards in society. You may be perfectly fine accepting what you've been given, but me and my darling sister have bigger ambitions... and we aren't afraid to do what needs to be done to reach them. ❞ Which is why HE'S still here and Stolas isn't. 「 ☆ 」
#helluva boss spoilers#burning-fcols#andrealphus ic tbt#beautifulxdangerous#vassago tbt#andrealphus and vassago tbt#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴍɪꜱʙᴇʜᴀᴠᴇ? ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ ��ʀᴀᴠᴇꜱ ❞ ¦ 「 Answer 」#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ— ❞ ¦ 「 Queue 」
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"You are so infuriating." ( I still have to add him, but I want. Vassago for Andrealphus c: ) - ✧ ˖ ˙ 「 @questionablemuses 」 ˙ ˖ ✧
「 ☆ 」 Ah, there it is. It wouldn't be a proper interaction with Vassago without a complaint falling from the others lips. With how effortlessly he manages to ruffle the parrot's scarlet feathers, one would think Andrealphus would grow bored of this game. But on the contrary, it becomes more intriguing with the passage of time. How could it not, when Vassago proves himself incapable of denying the peacock his attention? Annoyed as it may be... Vass still falls prey to the others impish whims.
He so rarely gets the opportunity to indulge in his less stoic side when around other high-class demons. Most of them overly-important ( too much so to risk the family reputation; especially with how much of its weight rests upon HIS shoulders thanks to the Stella debacle ) or having far less amusing reactions to poking and prodding. Thankfully, Vassago is a... special case.
❝ My, my— Aren't we the kettle calling the pot black~ ❞ Andrealphus tuts through an airy chuckle, ice hues glowing as he peers through low lids. Having found a smile can be far more infuriating than a scowl, he keeps a smug upturn to his beak as he chides, ❝ I have yet to see so much as a smile nor hear a single polite word from your lips since I approached you. Which is rather rude, if you ask me. ❞ As if he is one to talk when it comes to manners. Impeccable politeness laced with passive-aggressiveness at best and a fabricated ego at worst.
❝ This has been an absolutely dreadful conversation... Quite unbefitting someone of your high standing— ❞ Tilting his head, voluminous plumage fluffs a smidge ( looking soft as freshly fallen snow ) as his flowing tail gives a discreet flick, blue sparkles dancing from the end of the feathers to land upon the ground while he deeply purrs. ❝ —Vassago~ ❞ 「 ☆ 」
#(( :3ccccccccc ))#(( we Work Fast lmao ))#burning-fcols#andrealphus ic tbt#questionablemuses#vassago tbt#andrealphus and vassago tbt#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴍɪꜱʙᴇʜᴀᴠᴇ? ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴄʀᴀᴠᴇꜱ ❞ ¦ 「 Answer 」#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ— ❞ ¦ 「 Queue 」
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