#andre is definatly the Turn sexyman with his lil braid and flute playing

[monetilly]

Y'know what, I initially wasn't gonna comment on the lil' Ben/Andre "Best Sexyman" debate of last night, but it got me thinkin' and frankly, It def validated my position as a Ben girl.

I'd much rather be with a man who after only knowing me for less than a week and only banging me once (and in the morning after the deed I threatened to sell him out to the men hunting him down and told him I never wanted to see again) would still commit full on fucking treason to get me to safety without any expectation or requirement of ever seeing, hearing, or speaking to me again and then also nearly beat a man to death with his bare hands for killing me before he was able to resolve the issue of my safety.

Than be with the fella that wined, dined, and promised to marry me, and then next day pushed me into the arms of an aggressive power hungry beast of a man who really only craved one thing of me, and then proceeded to get upset at himself for having pushed me away, and instead of reflecting on the folly of his plan and pulling me out to safety and to be with him once more, he instead, in his sorrows, pays for his ex girlfriend to get a whole makeover to look like me and then banged her on the kitchen table, in the middle of the damn day, no less, and then asked my friend and only confidant during our affair to not even tell me about it when he got caught.

That being said.

A good burger requires 2 buns and MEat in the middle.