#and...the other girl from Ingary connected to her ex
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There's something incredibly strange and funny about the FIRE DEMON from Ingary who somehow managed to work at some random Welsh school for at least a couple of weeks, maybe even longer and not get caught.
Like, did WoTW just lecture ms. Angorian about stuff like printers, photocopies or, well, the whole English Literature program she was supposed to teach for a good amount of time? Or was it just a kind of scripted info for the new form the demon was taking?
And — most importantly — how did WoTW (who, again, lives in Ingary with little to no connection to our world at all) get all this info about Welsh education in a matter of days?
Wikipedia page informs me that she kidnapped Suliman to ask him about it and she did, in fact, asked Sophie about Wales as well. But I cannot believe any of this guys can tell her enough to make a whole fire demon an English teacher, unless Ben was one himself and did willingly tell her the school curriculum — wich is no less hilarious of a concept.
And If she didn't, how couldn't anyone, kids or other schools staff, notice she has no clue about any English literature besides John Dohn and one (1) poem.
I have so many questions.
#WotW looking on Suliman tied with ropes: So you have to tell me about this... *squints at the paper* Shakes-pee-r of yours.#no rly I don't trust Wikipedia on this one#how to hell did he teach a fire demon about school??? and also other stuff like for phones or TVs or CDs#so that she won't freak about when interviewers ask her for a phone number#(she obviously doesn't have)#ALSO SHE?? MANAGED TO RENT A HOUSE? WICH MEANS SHE HAD _DOCUMENTS_ TO YK SIGN THE AGREEMENT#or did she just killed everyone with magic and ppl didn't bet an eye???#SHE ALSO MANAGED TO FAKE THE WHOLE MARRIAGE??????????#like it's obviously WoTW's fire demon was not Ben's wife from Wales#ever#HOW TO HELL PPL FROM INGARY WHOSE ONLY SOURSE MATERIALS ARE *looks at the list* her ex#this random royal wizard who left Wales years ago#and...the other girl from Ingary connected to her ex#MANAGED TO PULL UP ALL OF THIS#it's not impossible but so crazy to think about#howl pendragon#howl's moving castle#sophie hatter#howell jenkins#hmc#hmc book#howl's moving castle book#witch of the waste#lily angorian#ben sullivan#wizard suliman
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