#and your happy healthy puppy grew up to be an anxiety attack in a fur coat!
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Your dog is not "neurotic." Your dog is half-poodle.
#if i had a nickel#for every time i heard someone call their poodle mix ''neurotic''#i would have enough coins to backstroke through like scrooge mcduck#it happens ALL THE TIME#you were so excited to have a ''DoOdLe DoG'' that you forgot it was half-poodle#you forgot what that means!#and your happy healthy puppy grew up to be an anxiety attack in a fur coat!#try treating your doodle like a poodle for a while and THEN see if it's still neurotic#maybe it will be. shit happens and unlearning years of uncertainty and overcorrection takes time#some dogs won't recover completely#but for the love of god if i say ''treat your poodle mix like a poodle''#and you say ''wait what does that mean?''#...i may not perform actual violence upon you but i will WANT TO.#''why would i research the specific needs of the breeds in my F1 cross?'' I'M GONNA BITE YOU#dal rants in the tags
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