#and your grandmother was wild with fear lest it shit on her pelmets
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airyairyaucontraire · 10 months ago
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Little Nephew (Linus) last night on the way home from a barbecue with friends: Today, none of us died. Unqualified success!
Linus just now, getting changed for a swim, seemingly to himself: Just put this on... and I'm ready to swim. The question is, for whom I'm narrating this.
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