#and your grandmother was wild with fear lest it shit on her pelmets
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Little Nephew (Linus) last night on the way home from a barbecue with friends: Today, none of us died. Unqualified success!
Linus just now, getting changed for a swim, seemingly to himself: Just put this on... and I'm ready to swim. The question is, for whom I'm narrating this.
#life with airy#he's been quotable this weekend#he's also SUPER MAD with me because a dove flew into our house and was fluttering around and threatening to fly into the ceiling fan#and I caught it in a towel and took it to the door to release it#and it was flapping like crazy as wild birds tend to do when you have caught them in a towel and are trying to hold them securely#without crushing their little bird bodies#and he feels that I subjected it to unnecessary stress#well sorry I tried to get it out of the house because your little sisters were squealing with glee at the disruption#and your grandmother was wild with fear lest it shit on her pelmets#and your grandfather was helpfully pointing out that our curtains technically don't have pelmets#and quite frankly it did not seem like a safe environment#left to myself I would have liked to just open the doors and windows and be quiet for a while and see if it found its way out#I didn't have that option!
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