#and you want to laugh along with me? i was trying writing a Junzumi oneshot for NY and I landed on food again

[ran-orimoto]

I love your ideas for a married Jpzoe so hear me. Prompt Zoe put mice trap in kitchen because she puts husband on diet and he always goes stealing food and can't , he has to lose weight. It's funny.

Yeah, Anon, funny, but personally I’m not fond of this kind of humor for my stories, so I appreciate the prompt but I can’t really go that far, ahah🫠. My young adult ,and adult too, Junzumi deal with fatphobia and body dismorphia issues ( on Izumi’s skin too), so we are not running on the same railways. Sorry~~~. But don’t feel bad about it ahhaah. It’s just me not liking the diet jokes at all, and I mean…DIET, in my fictional world about which I’ve given on up on writing something serious because I will always end up talking about food??? DIET????

Izumi wants every member of the family to leave dishes clean after their meals. “Si mangia tutta la pasta”🤣 (though they don’t exclusively eat pasta, MAMMA MIA AGAHHA). After being polite and kind, the most important law in the Orimoto-Shibayama household is that. And when Junpei comes back from his tournées after a month or more, the first thing Izumi does is to feed hubby properly because she can see him THINNER, WEAKER , EMACIATED.

Anyway, now that I think about it, I can see Izumi restricting Junpei on food only when it comes to him eating ingredients, just like jn the burger episode, -which has ironically got some of my favourite Junzumi interactions💕💕💕💕. Pic 2 is a BONUS because this was the cutest Junzumi ever. What a sweetheart, I just can’t. I want to draw my married Junzumi as Papa and Mama Burgermon lmaoooooooo.