#and you KNOW central city breeds folks weird. like gotham has the sketchiness and the weirdness. central city is kitsch | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

kazoologist · 5 months

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you know there's a real missed opportunity of not making versions of like the real housewives franchise in comics. you look me in the eyes and you goddamned tell me that the real housewives of gotham or central city doesn't fucking SMACK in the dc universe and give atlanta and rhony a run for the crown

#kazoo noises #superhero posting #dc #can YOU IMAGINE how good real housewives of gotham would be? my GOD #better tv than early rhonj! i am so serious that shit would be REVOLUTIONARY!!!! oh the reality tv scholars in superhero universes are #SICK. like. play with me in this space guys. please. gotham is famously corrupt and chockablock of villains and the only good wealthy perso #is basically wayne and affiliates. who despite waynes freewheeling pretty boy idle rich energy is not reality tv trashy (SOMEHOW)#why isnt he on the show? isnt he with a new gal every month? ''guess he never gets passed to the housewife crowd''#one of the season plotlines involves a messy divorce a disgraced mayor and like idk *spins wheel* city comptroller of gotham that happened #during a local election year and the city gathers together for the inside scoop in between this poor fuckin rich lady who while kinda..#sketch (real housewives vibes truly) is still sympathetic and raked over the coals by national media and HEY THATS ONE OF OUR FREAKS! who #has a home renovation. a divorce. her kids! and is really trying the poor gal. crazy season. theres still another plotline #and you KNOW central city breeds folks weird. like gotham has the sketchiness and the weirdness. central city is kitsch #central citys housewives are all balls to the wall wild. theres the workin ladies and the vaguely old money ladies and They Dislike Each #Other but u know they'll circle them wagons when an out of towner gets involved (this is me projecting bc i view central city as superhero #stl) do you think someone ever gets wrapped up in a supervillain plot? just this housewife and the camera guy for bravo out shopping and OH #FUCK! ITS CAPTAIN COLD! and now we got a hostage situation #and you knooooow that whichever speedster comes to save the day is making small talk during the rescue. you just know it.#bet that episode of housewives won an emmy tbh. theres like five different phd dissertations on it. in an oral history of the franchise #someone does fucking bag an interview with the flash about the Captain Cold Episode. its the most peaceful fucking reunion andy ever hosts #dont ask about my opinions about drag scenes in comics im worse about that

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