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the-barefoot-hatter · 6 days ago

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IDK guys, I know everyone loves a wild and wooly Bill Cipher making intestines into party streamers, being a crazy violent murder clown 24/7 but um... the Pines are kinda already there.

They are intense.

Like wow.

Bill just wants to kick back and relax, host a party, jeez you Pines are so extra all the time, it's exhausting.

Can we please have a cuppa and chill out for five seconds wowzers.

#gravity falls #book of bill #bill cipher #pines family #mabel pines #dipper pines #ford pines #it's so funny Bill always starts out so polite and helpful in his first meetings #he hasn't actually done anything evil or even threatening yet #and yet the pines behave like feral animals at the first sight of triangle #no stan included because I don't recall him actually talking to Bill until the finale and there he had a REASON to be mad at him #it's all 'bill the murder monster'#and no 'bill actually loves to chill out and hang'#maybe he does like calming nerd game and a warm drink #it's called self-care #if bill is not a kinda frazzled loser i think you're missing a large part of bill

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