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miodiodavinci · 3 months ago

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i mean this in the fondest way possible but salvador is like some kind of small animal that shows up on your doorstep after being caught in the rain looking as soggy and miserable as possible. if you pick him up and shake him around i feel he would sound like laminated paper wobbling. i love this guy

YOU UNDERSTAND HIM WHOLLY AND COMPLETELY..........

he is simply a pathetic little man and while he Is very much capable of looking cool every once in a while, every instance of that cool is unfortunately completely and perfectly balanced out by his uncanny ability to be emotionally Sopping Wet™

#mio answers things #anon #the man is unironically scared of minecraft creepypastas #and yet he also regularly performs the android equivalent of bathroom brain surgery on himself #simply because he refuses to go to anyone else for repairs #he is somehow both the easiest man in the world to bully #and yet also all his friends are Deeply concerned about him and think he should get another hobby #(salvador voice) 'it's not a hobby'#(ayano voice) 'you cancelled plans this week to stay home and upgrade your cooling fans'#(salvador voice) '......... maybe it's a little like a hobby'#salvador auto recovery

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