#and yet! the lich’s mom could venmo me 10k in a rounding error & not notice. but she does not | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

junewild · 3 months ago

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literally there’s no problem in my life that couldn’t be taken care of if i had $10k. if i woke up tomorrow & $10k was taped to my front door it would solve all my issues, fix my mental health & credit score, & improve everything in every way. also it would be the start of a fantastic mafia movie

#k talks #and yet! the lich’s mom could venmo me 10k in a rounding error & not notice. but she does not #and yet! ‘having $10k’ is about as far away as ‘visiting the moon’ for me so #we resume the slog #i DID have a little bit of financial good news today i think. we’ll see how it pans out #perhaps it will be slightly less sloggy #if things go well tomorrow perhaps even Somewhat less sloggy #also my credit isn’t like. That Bad #but it used to be extremely good before my ex wrecked it & me #& i will always be bitchy about it

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