#and yeah the whole creepy asylum full of tortured incurable patients and one-dimensional prisoner thugs is obviously not great ideologicall
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turns out batman: arkham asylum (2009) is the absolute perfect 7/10 metroidvania with a really cool and distinctly exaggerated creepy asylum environment to explore, and a genuinely endearing overload of late-2000s video game design cliches (audio tapes, walk-and-talk cutscenes integrated into the gameplay, characters bark repetitive voice lines if you do things other than the objective, following glowing trails of stuff). it holds up!
and then there's the goons. the endless horde of large and stupid and large meatheaded goons who say shit like "i ain't afraid a da bat..." and "da jokah's gonna rule dis city!". they have yet to be surpassed, they without a doubt remain the high water mark for bad guys to beat up in video games and a landmark achievement for goons in general
#the GOTY edition is also like $5 on steam right now#probably the perfect price for this game tbh#the worst flaws are the boss fights suck and detective vision isn't very fun to have on all the time#and the combat is pretty mindless unless you're playing on Hard in which case it's HARD.#and yeah the whole creepy asylum full of tortured incurable patients and one-dimensional prisoner thugs is obviously not great ideologicall#but like. it's a batman game. you're gonna get loons and goons.#batman#arkham asylum#louposting
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