#and yeah my other aunt's husband was named jack jones and he died when he stepped off a bus and had a heart attack at that exact moment
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You know what? I'd never thought of Stellen Skarsgård when asked this question before, but holy fuck is it the correct answer.
hii i recently fell in love with movies again so i made a uquiz where you can find out which actor would play you in a film about your life.
#no but because i also would not be able to predict what form a film about my life would take#so much stuff has happened in my life#and so much of that stuff has just been absurd#like even some of the traumatic stuff has been so fucking absurd#like what tone do you take when portraying a 999 operator transferring you to the non-emergency line during a suicide call#because it was so fucking surreal in the moment#like your brain just whitescreens#but like can you turn that into a dark comedy or is that too dark?#because i laugh about it now#but like im pretty sure my normal is very further out than most peoples#also like anytime i describe things my family members have done to other people i realise how fucking insane it sounds#like yeah my aunt invented a fake homeless man to be a pen pal for me and my brother when we were kids#and yeah my nan hit a clown over the head with her walking stick at the circus in response to getting water shot at her from his flower#and yeah my uncle played a ''oh no i was just in a shootout'' prank at my nans funeral#and yeah my other aunt's husband was named jack jones and he died when he stepped off a bus and had a heart attack at that exact moment#what of it?#everyone in my family is just Like That#i dont know what genre a film about my life would be about#surrealist? i guess?
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Is it that obvious? (FP Jones-Riverdale)
Requested by the lovely @sunnylilac : Can you do an FP Jones one? Where you're around 25 and you put your dreams on hold to help a dying family member, that lives in the trailer park. You don't really know much about the town but when you catch FP's eye he will gladly show you around and give you a good time. It can always contain smut😊😊
Sorry for the wait, hope that the 8 pages make up for it :) <3 (smut at the end)
''Oh for fucks sake!'' A young girl in her mid 20's cursed at her phone as she got out of her little car. The GPS stopped working 5 minutes ago and now she was a 100% sure she was lost.
She pulled out her purse, digging in it to find an actual map. Once she finally found it, she opened it up on the hood of her car, looking down at it, feeling even more lost.
She felt a smile spread across her face as she saw a red truck pull over besides her car. ''Thank god, actual people.''
''You seem lost.'' A tall, dark haired man in his late 40's or maybe early 50's, said as he got out of his car and walked over to her. He had such swagger in his walk that made him look younger than he was.
''Is it that obvious?'' The girl smiled flipping her hair before straightening up and walking over to him. ''I'm Y/N.'' She offered him her hand which he took with a smirk.
''Nice to meet you. You can call me FP.''
''Well FP, it seems like you're destined to be my savior today. Do you by any chance know how i could get to Riverdale and further more a place called.. South side?'' She questioned him looking down at her phone to read off the exact name.
''Yeah, I'm heading there, so if you want you can just follow my car and I'll get you where you need to go.'' FP said that breath taking smirk still on his lips.
''That would mean the world to me.'' She said with a joyful smile on her face.
''Alright. Wanna tell me where exactly you're heading?'' The man asked as she started to close up her map.
''I'm going to be staying with my aunt, she lives on the Marcus' park at the very end.''
''Ah, Nancy?''
''Yeah. Since her husband died she needs someone to take care of her. And i guess that's me.'' She smiled as she threw her purse and the map back in to the car.
''I see.'' He nodded. ''Ready?''
''Yeah, thanks again.'' She smiled and both of them walked in to their cars, FP, driving of with Y/N close behind him.
He couldn't help but think about the girl driving behind her. She was so young and so beautiful. Yet there was something about her that made her different in some way. The way she carried herself the way she smiled.
Coincidentally the girl behind him was thinking the same thing about the man who saved the day.
He could almost be her dad, yet she couldn't stop thinking about how his hand felt in hers, how his hand would feel caressing her face as his lips gazed over her, his scruff starching her soft skin. Or how his hand would feel sliding down her naked back as his body would be pressed against hers... ''No!'' She had to stop her before her mind took her to an even more inappropriate place. She shook her head trying to focus on the road and not the handsome guy in the truck in front of her.
''What's wrong with you?'' She whispered to herself as she saw a sign that read 'Welcome to Riverdale.'
The truck in front of her took a left turn, so she mimicked him and in about 2 minutes they both came to a stop.
She got out of her car just as FP did the same. He walked over to her. ''Thank you so much, i wouldn't be able to get here without you.'' She smiled.
''It's no problem.'' He waved his hand as if it was nothing. ''That's your aunt's trailer.'' He ponied to the very last trailer in a row of others.
''Thank you, let me make it up to you.'' She smiled looking up at him. ''How about i buy you a drink? Please, it's the least i can do.''
''Sure.'' He let out a chuckle, knowing she won't back down until he accepts. Not that he minded. Spending more time with this beautiful girl, no one would complain.
''Yay, so where to?'' She asked, remembering that she has no idea where anything is in this town.
''Across the street. It's a small bar called The Whyte Wyrm.'' He said as they started to walk.
But four steps later Y/N stepped in a weird way and lost balance. She would without a doubt have fallen, and probably broke her nose, if it wasn't for FP who caught her.
''You sure you're up for a drink?'' He joked, setting her back on her feet, but keeping his hand on the small of her back.
''Yeah, believe it or not, I'm less clumsy when I'm drunk than sober.'' She said walking close to him as they both laughed.
''I'll keep that in mind.'' He nodded before entering the bar he previously pointed at.
''FP, the usual?'' A guy that was probably the same age as Y/N asked soon after the duo sat down behind the bar.
''Yeah.''
''And what can I get you, beautiful?'' The guy turned to Y/N who smiled at him, before asking FP what the usual was.
''Beer and a shot of Whiskey.'' He said shortly, glaring at the younger guy.
''I'll have the usual as well then.'' She said, her smile still playing on her lips.
''Coming right up.'' The guy said and walked away.
''So i take it you come here often?'' She turned to the man who she came here with.
''That obvious?'' He said in the same tone she did before, when he asked her if she's lost, making her laugh.
''Well not everyone has the privilege of having ''the usual''.'' She winked as the guy from before handed them their drinks.
''True.''
''Cheers.'' She said as they clicked their shots, drinking them and washing them down with a sip of beer.
''So how come you decided to come help your aunt out?''
''Well i finished uni last year and worked at a local shelter for a year and then i got the news that his husband passed away. Her son is god knows where, so i felt bad for the woman.''
''You just doped everything and moved here?'' He asked, surprised.
''Pretty much.'' She nodded. ''I know, it's crazy, but i can build my career anywhere, so why not here, I'm sure i will be able to find a job soon enough, so i will be able to help her out while I'm here.''
''Wow.'' He said, clearly impressed.
''So, you're a local here?'' She turned the conversation towards him, curious to find out more about the mysterious man who she literally met in the middle of nowhere.
''Yeah, born and raised.'' He said, taking a sip of his beer. ''I live a couple trailers west of your aunt's trailer.''
''Oh, do you live alone?''
''Yeah.''
''I'm sorry, i didn't mean to prey.'' She quickly apologized, noticing the changed expression on his face as she asked him that.
''That's okay. My wife, packed her things, took my daughter and moved away. And my son is living with his friend.'' He said, surprising himself. She was just so easy to talk to.
''Oh I'm so sorry, that must of been a big hit for you.'' She reached for his hand, squeezing it gently. And for some reason that brought a small smile to his face.
''Yeah, but it was a long time ago. And it was probably for the best.''
''Everything has a reason, right?''
''I guess so.'' He said smiling at her optimism. ''So what kind of jobs will you be applying for?''
''I was thinking, that i should go ask if any of the schools need a counselor or something like that. If not, i might just take up being a waitress. That's how i got trough 5 years of university so, I'm pretty good at making cocktails and purring shots.'' She winked.
''Makes sense. You seem to be a people's person.'' He said smiling at their touching hands.
They continued to talk for over an hour before Y/N's phone rang.
''Excuse me.'' She smiled at him before picking up her phone without looking at the caller ID.
''Hello.'' She answered ''Oh hey auntie Nancy.''
Then silence. FP took that time to study the girl in front of him. She wore a floral sundress that reached the middle of her thighs. Giving the dress an hour glass shape, was a big red belt positioned at her natural waist. The whole outfit complimented by black ankle high heel boots that matched her leather jacked with rolled up sleeves. Her face was pale and round, framed by wonderful long hair. She wore simple yet glamorous (for Riverdale at least) make up.
''Yes I'm here, I'll bring my bags there in a minute. Stay put, okay?'' And with that she hang up her phone.
''I'm sorry I have to go. It was really nice talking to you.'' She said pulling out her wallet and paying for the drinks before he could try to object.
''Do you need help with your bags?'' He asked, offering her his hand which she gratefully took.
''I don't wanna bother you.'' She smiled.
''It's no bother.'' He said as they walked out of the bar. It was already dark.
''Okay.'' She smiled and nodded. ''I would really appropriate that. I have to warn you tho. I have a lot of clothes, which means a lot of baggage.''
''I wouldn't suspect anything else.'' He said, his arm making its way around her waist. ''Safety first.'' He said as they walked over the spot where she tripped before.
''Okay take what you can.'' She smiled as she opened the car doors.
''Of course, princess.'' He said with a smirk as he took four suitcases in his arms, making the girl raise an eyebrow at him as she took two and was hardy able to keep them in her hands.
It only took them 2 trips from the car to the trailer before they were finished.
''Thank you.'' She smiled at the man in front of her. ''How will i ever be able to repay you?''
''Let me buy you a drink tomorrow.'' Was all he said before wrapping his hand around her waist and hugging her goodbye.
''See you tomorrow.'' She smiled before walking inside.
The rest of the night was pretty busy for her. She unpacked all of her bags and talked to her aunt. She was getting old and could hardly do anything on her own.
Around 3AM she finally showered and got to bed. Well couch. There was only one bed and that one was her aunt's. So she had to sleep on the couch which was very uncomfortable. But after a whole day of driving and cleaning she fell asleep the second her head touched the pillow.
''Good morning auntie.'' She said with a cheerful smile, helping the old lady out of bed and making both of them breakfast. As her aunt ate she got dressed in a black tight high waisted pencil skirt in to which she tucked a white dress shirt, finishing the look of with black high heal shoes. She put on her usual brown eye shadow and black eyeliner with a dark nude lipstick.
''Here we go.'' Y/N said as she helped the old lady to the other couch and turned on the TV. ''I'll be gone for a couple of hours, okay?''
The old woman nodded as the girl took her purse and walked out of the trailer.
She most differently didn't look like someone who lived in a trailer park. Once in her car she put on her glasses and put her hair in a neat bun before driving to the Riverdale high school.
''Hello, I'm Y/N, Y/N Y/L, I called last night for the job interview.'' She smiled, fixing her glasses as she waited for the lady to tell her where to go.
''Second door on the left.''
''Thank you.'' She walked to the door she was directed to and knocked.
''Come in.''
''Hello, I'm Y/N Y/L, I'm here for the job interview.'' She said again. this time to the old grey man sitting behind a big wooden desk.
''Ah, the counselor, right?'' He said reaching out his hand for her to shake.
''Yes, sir.''
''Please, sit.''
''Thank you.'' She smiled before sitting down and reaching in to her purse. ''Here's my resume and everything you need to know.''
The man took her papers and started reading them. ''Impressive.''
''Thank you.''
''Would you be able to start working tomorrow?'' He asked.
''Of course!'' She said happy that she found a new job.
''You would be working 4 hours a day, mostly taking care of special needs kids and probably taking a lot of students who are still griefing for their lost fried, Jason Blossom.'' He told her a bit about what happened to the teenager not long before her arrival.
''Thank you, i guess I'll see you tomorrow then.'' She smiled before shaking his hand and walking out.
She drove back to the south side where she, as soon as she got out of the car, saw FP.
''Hey!'' She smiled, locking the car and walking in his direction.
''Y/N?'' He looked the girl up and down. ''Wow, you cleaned up nicely.''
''Thank you.'' She smiled, doing a small twirl. ''So guess what?'' She said walking over to him, hugging him as a greeting.
''What?'' He smirked, after pulling away from the hug and leaning back against his trailer.
''I got the job!'' She smiled with excitement.
''Wow congrats!'' He said hugging her again, this time tighter, almost lifting her off the ground. Making her giggle.
''We need to celebrate.'' She said remembering his invitation from last night.
''Yes. Come in, i have a couple of beers in the fridge.'' He said opening the door, letting her walk up the small steps in to his trailer. He bit his lip, as he saw her ass in that tight little skirt sway from side to side when the walked up the stairs. He quickly followed her. Closing the doors behind them.
''Y/N?'' He said making her turn around.
''Yea-'' She was cut off by his lips pressed on hers. She stood frozen for a second, surprised.
''I'm sorry, i shouldn't of done that.'' He pulled away when he realized she didn't react.
''No. You should of done that sooner.'' She smiled stepping forward, titling her head up and pressing her lips against his. Kissing him, wrapping her arms around his neck.
He quickly wrapped his hands around her waist, lifting her up with ease. ''Lets celebrate then.'' He said as carried her over to his bedroom, letting her back on her feel before sitting down on his bed with her standing between his legs
''Goddamn, you're beautiful.'' He said almost enchanted as he ran his hands along her soft curves, paying special attention to her hips and ass. He turned her around and she let him. FP quickly unzipped her skirt pulling it down and revealing a black lace tons covering her privates.
He let out a low growl before grabbing and spanking her ass making her let out a soft whimper. She decided to speed things up and took off her shirt, before turning around, revealing a matching lace bra. She straddled his lap and started to unbutton his his shirt as he continued to squeeze and spank her ass. Soon his shirt joined hers on he floor.
''These,'' She said motioning to his pants. ''need to go.''
''As you wish princess.'' He said, lifting her up and flipping them around so she was on her back and he was able to stand up. In less than a second his pants were on the floor and his erection spring up against his stomach. ''Your turn.'' He said motioning to her bra.
She quickly unclasped it and threw it somewhere behind him as he took off her thong.
He leaned down, kissing her soft stomach, leaving a trail of kisses down to her hip then her thigh, his beard scratching her, somehow making everything feel even better.
Finally his lips found the spot where she needed him the most.
''Yes!'' She moaned out, her fingers finding themselves in his hair tugging on it lightly.
His hand traveled up to her breast, massaging it gently as his tongue was working miracles oh her clit.
''FP! I need you!'' She almost begged.
''Anything for you, princess.'' He said bringing herself on top of her, leaning down and kissing her. She could taste herself on his lips as he positioned himself at her entrance. And a second later he was slowly pounding in and out of her making her eyes roll back. Due to his size and the way he moved, his slow movements felt better than anything she has ever felt before. But slowly he started to pick up the speed, making her wrap her arms around his neck, bringing him closer to her, wanting to feel more of him, she wrapped her legs around his waist, moving in the rhythm he lead.
''Yes, just like that.'' She moaned out, pleasure written all over her face and a minute later she was moaning out his name as he helped her ride out her orgasm.
The final shakes of her orgasm passing just as his thrusts started to become sloppy and uneven. ''Come FP, cum for me.'' She whispered biting on his neck as he hit his climax, a mix of low groans and moans filled the room they were in.
Collapsing next to her he wrapped her in his arms, both of them having content smiles on their faces.
''Now this is a celebration.'' She smiled, making them both laugh, still breathing heavily.
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AN: Hey, i hope i did it justice. tell me what you think. Any more requests? You know what to do :) <3<3<3
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