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minheeskitten · 1 year ago

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wait, sorry, talk me through this because i might be confused 😖 i thought the korean system measured age at the start of the year, and that his 19th birthday just passed last month? if they kicked him out just for the sake of a sexy concept, they could've just had him on hiatus and let him rejoin for whenever their next cb after seven sins is 🥲 woollim and making rational decisions though? lol

yeah i think minseo totally broke my heart, but i was angry on behalf of everyone 😡💢 and fan responses pissed me the hell off too, trying to frame changuk as the bad guy 💢💢💢 sexy concepts should only be done by people who feel sexy and confident doing it, otherwise it isn't even sexy 😭

sigh i need to pick him up when his legs are all wobbling, carry him into bed while he's still sobbing and asking for more. tuck him in and kiss him all over his pretty face 😊💗 he's so cute so cute 🫠 i'm never going to understand people who think he's old and unsexy, i've never needed a guy so bad in my life

genuinely has the most perfect lips 💗💕 he makes me wish i had a dick lol need him to say he likes the taste of my strap 🫣

oh my gosh yes!! what other feline hybrid thoughts have you got?

The korean age system is being replaced with the international age system! So since alex and i are the same year, he just turned 19! But korea considers 20 to be adults. And I'm never gonna put it past a company to do such mean things.

Woolim should never have made the boys do sexy concepts :(

Minseo is a cutie bubblegum boy not a sexy boy.

Hyeop would be adorable like that- so xute n helpless awwww

People think he's old? Hes only 24! That aint old!

Then again i am also a certified DILF enjoyer

I will fuck the old men :3

Older men are hot and i will take no criticism

I have so many thoughts!!!

Orange household cat hybrids being chaotic n sweet but definitely making up for anything being beoken with their tongues hands n dicks :3

Black cats hybrids being so reserved but gods they sound good when they're lost in pleasure

Tiger hybrids being eough dueing sex but the most gentle kitties otherwise-

Lion hybrids offering sex for literally any favor, just to make sure you still want them

Cheetah hybrids chirping at you for random things before they remember to use their words.

Cat hybrids in general making that 'ekekekek' sound when they wanna fuck you but they're not allowed bcs of distance n they see you being so hot-

Mmmmm kitties :3

#asks <3 #anons <3 #🩷 anon

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sharkface-daydreams · 3 years ago

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@donut-entendre u are a blessing 🙏 are u sure tho there's a lot lol and I like all of them

things lurking in my half-assed rvb wips repository:

post-s13 locus alien baby au with side order of grief-induced hallucinations (2 versions- with and without magic alien temple fuckery for revivals because I love to suffer, this one might actually make it to one-shot status idk)

noPFL Charon sharkprice meet-cute coffee date

locnut Iowa farm family rivalry au, Sam's got two dads, Sarge and Butch, and Donuts got his two moms. rivalry started bc donuts ma stole Butch's usual blue ribbon for pies at the county fair one year and escalated in the usual passive aggressive Midwestern way ever since

shark vs Tex bar brawl, grief processing and drinking buddies. they don't have to hold back fighting bc they're both at least 50% metal

past PriceChurch pfl where price grows a conscience and steals alpha before they can start torturing him and turns Leonard in to the authorities but Alpha ends up in the hands of Charon anyway and it's Worse tm

metadocnut meet-horny ELNOD au with plural meta and do℅malley. they raise bees and donut starts a scented candle business at the farmers market (I've got a lot written for this actually but also bc plural stuff it's a bit personal too)

triplets x trio survival shenanigans with sharkprice frame, when Sharky mentions something about his ex Darryl getting sent to some ice shit hole planet and never hearing from him again, Aiden realizes they never extracted the triplets from the distraction mission bc pfl imploded so they set about trying to rescue the Charon agents and Freelancers

saving private loco verse with blues n reds prison hijinks tryna bust Lorenzo out of storage bc he's a teammate, not an object

SharKey au (same as the crappily drawn comic I made lol) where the sword gives shark the edge over the freelancers he needs and Chorus Loses bc they can activate the purge (might get around to writing this actually I've got some more ideas)

yet another Shark and Felix live au where Sharky gets his grappling hook back and yoinks Felix out of the sky before he can splat but Locus already made his decision so Felix is suicidally reckless and suspicious of everyone especially sharkface who is licherally just trying to help their side survive. I made a diagram for this one but I'll admit I know nothing about physics

I like them.... I like to think about them.....

#rvbabble #wip hell dump #and with this I'm going to pass out bc it's seven am and I've lost control of my life

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bugswarm · 7 years ago

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Dragon Age II - a short summary

Hawke: damn we managed to escape from hell in Lothering now things will get better.

Ogre: well think again motherfucker

Hawke's sibling: don't worry people I'll protect ya'll.

Hawke's sibling: *dies*

Wesley: don't worry people I'm a templar I'm hella jacked I got this.

Wesley: *dies miserably*

Flemeth: hey losers I just saved your fat asses by turning into a dragon I already did that in the previous game.

Hawke: we lost two of us why didn't you come sooner?

Flemeth: you're fucking welcome

Flemeth: so bring this thing to this elf please

Hawke: why

Flemeth: bitch don't make me turn into a dragon again

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Hawke: finally we arrived in Kirkwall now things will get better.

Gamlen: well think again motherfucker

Leandra: shit bro we rich where all da money at?

Gamlen: I've got a problem ok you future zombie bitch

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Hawke: well a year passed I'm not gonna say that things will get better because last time I said that shit went down real quick

Varric: *impales someone for no reason* yo join me and my useless brother in a very risky spedition in the deep roads there will probably be no reward at all

Hawke: where do I sign

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Aveline: hey what's up I'm a city guard now.

Hawke: who the fuck are you?

Aveline: shit we met one year ago before the ogre my husband is dead rude

Hawke: fuck me I forgot to mention you in the first part of this post sorry girl

Aveline: I'm unromanceable

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Fenris: I'm trying to escape to my former master he is a mage

Hawke: cool bro cool

Fenris: I hate mages

Hawke: got it

Fenris: no like seriously if you support mages I'll kill you like forreal dough

Hawke: no prob homie

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Varric: Hawke we need some maps for that spedition I know a guy who got them.

Anders: yo I'm the map guy I also am mage and hate templars

Hawke: you look like you're gonna fuck shit up in the ending you know that

Anders: I hate templars they're evil.

Hawke: k

Anders: don't trust them or else I'm going to do something really really stupid

Hawke: I got you

Anders: I'm going to do something really stupid anyway tho

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Isabela: fuck me

Hawke: yoooo

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Hawke: shit I forgot I had to give this shitty medallion to that shitty elf for that shitty dragon bitch a year passed I better hurry

Marethari: thanks bring it up that mountain it's dangerous tho someone might die.

Marethari: Merrill you're going you little ungrateful shit.

Merrill: bitch you always put me in danger first with Tamlen and Mahariel now this I'm gonna call some hella sick demon to ruin this clan you'll fucking see

Merrill: just joking I love y'all that's why I use blood magic and I'm trying to restore a big ass mirror I'm not even sure what it does actually

Hawke: you're prettier than what you were in Origins

Merrill: is this a compliment

Hawke: *delivers medallion*

Flemeth: yo whassup bitches *turns into a dragon and flies off into the sunset*

Hawke: majestic

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Varric: so the spedition started here we are in the deep roads now

Varric: hey nice red lyrium idol

Bartrand: yeah really nice I'm taking it

Bartrand: I'm also leaving you here later assholes

Hawke: well shit

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Hawke: here we are in Kirkwall again now things will get better.

Arishok: *inarticulate yelling*

Arishok: *acts like a bitch*

Arishok: *starts a war*

Hawke: I should stop saying that

Isabela: well I think that's my fault bc I stole some qunari relic

Isabela: my bad *leaves*

Hawke: Isabela what the actual fuck

Fenris: I managed a duel between you and that giant unbeaten Arishok

Fenris: that's way better than all of us and Kirkwall's army fightning against six or seven qunaris I think

Hawke: who asked you

Isabela: hello friends I'm back

Hawke: Isabela you slut turn that book rn

Isabela: chill

Arishok: I'm taking the woman too

Hawke: no you're not you ugly horned owl

Arishok: *dies*

Qunari: we're leaving bye

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Hawke: ok I ended a war what now

Meredith: what about another war lol

Hawke: why me

Orsino: Hawke templars are big fat meanie help us

Meredith: Hawke mages are out of control help us

Anders: don't worry people I got just a fine solution

Anders: *blows chantry up*

Hawke: fuCK

Sebastian: kill Anders

Hawke: where do you even come from?

Orsino: we will resist 'till the end!

Orsino: nah I changed my mind better turn into a living nightmare and kill everybody

Hawke: yeah sure why not

Meredith: blood magic is bad so I'll use a magic red lyrium artifact to destroy everything.

Hawke: seems legit

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Cassandra: so it's over but we need Hawke now where is that fucker there is another fricking war coming

varric: idk lol

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feedthemuse · 7 years ago