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red-winters · 2 years ago

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i can’t believe the majority chose Glorfindel in the zombie apocalypse: choose your fighter poll (silm edition). so what if he’s cheerful and has good hair. what happens AFTER he self sacrifices and DIES to buy the post apocalyptic refugees/you time to get away??? there are still (presumably) MORE zombies out there and your protection is gone!!!

#at least Finrod can build an underground city!!!#and while the efficacy and safety of ripping a zombie's throat out with his teeth is a VERY questionable method of self defense #it is still respectable!!!!#sure Glorfindel came back EVENTUALLY but that was what? a thousand plus years later? by the grace of the Valar??? HELLO #blogchatter #that being said everybody in the tags is hilarious and make good points #except for the Feanor voters #i feel like y'all just want to watch the world burn #i feel like the best scenario is living in a fortress managed by both Finrod AND Maedhros

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