#and while samui might be the only blonde she knows who isn't gay for someone else already... she's also almost thirty | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

evilkitten3 · 1 year ago

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i have a hc that hinata is the one who introduced karui and chouji, and somehow that blossomed into a mini au in my head where neji lives and ends up crushing on atsui. he's horrified by this

neji: no lady hinata you don't understand it's terrible-

hinata: crushing on a loud blond man. how could i possibly relate

neji: he's from kumo

#naruto #naruto shippuden #chokarui #choukarui #hyuuga hinata #hyuuga neji #atsui #netsui #that's my shipname for them btw #extra funny bc that's like an actual word that has a meaning and directly relates to atsui's name. well sorta #anyway this leads to hinata crushing on samui bc hinata has a thing about blondes #and while samui might be the only blonde she knows who isn't gay for someone else already... she's also almost thirty #and not interested in dating girls over a decade younger than her #so hinata is still sol #but anyway i just think neji/atsui is hilarious and you're welcome for gifting it to you all #neji: *sobbing* why do i like him why why whyyyyy is this my true fate......#hinata: nii-san do i need to smack you? i can smack you #neji: will that fix me #hinata: no unfortunately this is your life now #hey i'm gonna stop before this jumps from joke ship i find amusing to crack ship that i like for real

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