#and when they make up some years later pedrenzo is like wow we are so good at this (did nothing)

[moonshynecybin]

we've all been thinking vr46 academy parent traps rosquez but watch it be pedronzo who reach a breaking point after having to deal with both of them for the past 11 years

this is literally why the aliens road trip is so compelling to me. get bullied idiot. like. trying to imagine a reality where a tender, sensitive and emotionally cathartic conversation about the rosquez sitch happens between marc and/or vale with pedrenzo. and failing! it would be bullying. maybe the only people on earth that could get away with bullying rosquez besides people they are physically related to. an elite club.

like... okay so maybe jorge dani and marc attend an event together. have some drinks after, get a little tipsy. this would be after ALL IN aired and jorge is asking marc about it like. you cleared the air with regards to sepang do you feel better. is it actually over (he KNOWS they were fuckign.) and yeah hesbeing a little sly and marc is miserable. but like. marc is still reaffirming that hes open to reconciling. shoulders up eyebrows together no fake smile here telling dani and jorge that vale wont forgive HIM. its is HIS fault his problem, if he just came to marc, marc would-- and he breaks off and takes a BIG sip of his drink. makes an excuse to flee to the bathroom. and pedrenzo (on marc's side in this particular divorce but also marc marquez competition victims in their own right) are like. okay. NOT our responsibility to fix this whatsoever we both agree. change the subject when marc gets back with tired red eyes and put the topic to bed.

so they try not to think about it for a bit BUTTT they famously have figured their shit out wrt to each other (and have raw delusional confidence that this expertise could translate to rosquez) so they cant quite let it go. maybe they get bored bc their lives are less busy and high risk so they decide to fix rosquez instead of like. some equally dangerous activity like learning to basejump. maybe dani sees a throwback vid of baby marc posted to the motogp instagram beaming at vale on the podium and is like jorge babe. we have to try. and then they trap them into some sort of roadtrip or group ski vacation nightmare scenario until vale and marc revolt