#and we found out hes a griffondor

[pluto-plague]

You are a first year and you sit across that one hufflepuff tiktok pov video 

[attemptingandfailing]

We Meet Again

Summary: Skylar was once best friends with Jake, Quil, and Embry. However, things have changed throughout the semester. After years of playdates and hangouts, Skylar has now found herself alone. It started with Jake becoming more and more distant. After a while, the others followed suit. However, she was not counting on them being shifters, let alone being imprinted on during her winter holiday.

Author's Note: The characters have aged up to how I feel they should be represented. This is my fanfic after all. There will also be some changes in the timeline for better development and ish.

Paring: Embry Call x OC

Word Count: 638

Prologue:

~December 5th~

She didn't know why this was happening. Everything was fine during the summer. What could she possibly have done to deserve such coldness and silence from her friends? She had been asking herself the same question since the beginning of October. It was now the first week of December, and she still hadn't found the answer.

Skylar sat in her seat, looking out the window in contemplation. Her friends made last-minute adjustments before the train departed from the beloved grounds of Hogwarts, the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

"Skylar?!"

The thoughts from her head came to a halt as the voice of Anna Jewell, her friend, and fellow Hufflepuff grabbed her attention.

Tearing her gaze from the window, Skylar whipped her head in the direction of the red-haired girl. "Hmm?" Skylar replied automatically.

"I asked if you wanted to use the loo before the train departs?" Anna asked rather hotly.

"Oh, no. I'll be alright," Skylar answered quietly.

"You have been distant all morning Skylar. What's going on?"

Realizing that her emotions had been on full display, Skylar straightened her spine and pushed all negative thoughts away. There was no need to concern herself about three specific boys at the moment. It would only result in rumination that would cause an unpleasant time for her and the people around her. "Just tired. Nothing is really going on."

"Liar." Interjected Ambrose Rowell. Taking off his Slytherin scarf, he took a seat next to Skylar. "You spent most of the morning looking at that picture of your American friends."

Skylar's cheeks turned pink at the transparency of her actions. "It's Embry's birthday today and he still hasn't answered any of my messages. I'm just worried about what has happened. It's been complete silence from Jake and Embry. Quil is the only one willing to answer my letters. But he started ignoring them as well about a month ago.”

Margot Stevens frowns in exasperation and tosses her Griffindor hat at Skylar. Her pin-straight black hair was frizzy from where the hat sat. "How many times must we go over this?" she practically growls.

"Be nice, Margot." The voice of the Ravenclaw prefect, Peter Zeiro, chimes in. "If your argument is to prove that we are better friends, then you are losing the battle."

"It's alright, Peter." Skylar voices while staring daggers at her hotheaded friend. She turns to look at Peter and smiles mischievously. "I'm sure she means well from the bottom of that cold and black pit she calls a heart."

"Watch it, Skylar!" Margot says cooly while giving her friend a death stare that was as menacing as a flobberworm (i.e., extremely harmless).

A beat of silence passes through them. Skylar then tosses the Griffondor hat at the face of its owner. The hat falls to the ground, revealing a slightly shocked face.

"Did you really just do that?"

"Yup"

"Stop acting like children, both of you. Are we not sixth-year students??" admonishes Anna.

Another beat of silence passes, and then another. The witches and wizards then begin to laugh at the childishness found within their group.

“Where has the time gone?” Pondered Ambrose.

"I am not sure," said Skylar, getting a little sad that the year would soon come to an end, as well as their years at Hogwarts. "But one thing is for certain, you guys have made these the best years of my life."

The group smiled and began to reminisce about their years at Hogwarts. Before they knew it, the Hogwarts Express had departed and arrived at its destination.

Platform 9 and 3/4 was filled with awaiting family members and friends. The joyous sounds of people reuniting filled the air. And as the students said their goodbyes, Skylar knew that no matter what happens, true friends will always have your back. Within this quintet, there will always be a bond that would survive time and distance.

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AN: yeah... this is hot *garbage*

[fanficmemes]

Your highness,

I still have not finished to read the long cursed Harry Potter fanfiction, but since is a long story, i tough it would be nice to start recounting to you the tale of the first 15 (of the 100 of the first book of the fours book serie) chapters i had the "pleasure" to read.

It does not still reach level of cursed, but surely put some interesting bases.

Like i told in my previous letters, this is an old fanfiction, of the time before the serie was finished and the order of the Phoenix was out. It was when Cassandra Claire was powerful in the fandom, and certain plot point are for this inspired by her Draco trilogy.

It is so a post Hogwarts fanfiction, a Mary Sue fanfiction, a cheap porn fanfiction, and a cursed fanfiction.

Its name is Hogwarts Exposed.

I have not even any idea were to start, but:

-Ron has become a warewolf during one of the last year of school. Yes, everyone think the warewolf think make you gay, and this is used as a gag, and the parallels between warewolf and HIV are strong. We will never get out of that trope. Hykes. He is now a teacher at the school

-Harry after disappearing post war is now returning to teach. Big "he and Hermione were togheter than no more now they will return togheter" energy.

-Hermione is also a teacher. She is raped by madame Hooch, that also bit one of her nipple off. While Snape in a weirdly sexual tension scene recompose her nipple, we discover she is not the first victim. That summer madame Hooch had raped an 11 years old and left her to die in the forest. She was found and saved.

-They 11 years old, Caitlin, is one of our Mary Sues. She is adopted after a few weeks by Hermione cause shared trauma and perfect togheter.

-The real big Mary Sue is Jamie. Now. Everything is with her. She is the perfect mix of Harry and Hermione, and the author will hammer this every fucking scene, she is beautiful, she is fun, she is perfect, she have a magic pony puppet, and, above all, she is 15 and a nudist.

And you think, a nudist? Yeah. This is were the cheap porn part come in. Jamie like to be nude. In her room she is always nude. So many description of her body while she walk nude. Sometimes she does not remember she is nude and go out in the garden like this. In 15 chapters she convince Caitlin to become also a nudist, Caitlin convince Hermione to become a nudist, all the Griffondor house start becoming nudists. It is told in some chapters it will just to be considered noone will dress no more.

And where the cursed start? Well. Madame Hooch, of course, with a plot just started, that we know will surely rape someone else. And, more importantly, the neverending ephobilphilia. Jamie want to give her virginity to Harry cause he saved her when she was little. Harry have plenty of tought about her AND Caitlin (the 11 years old). At the end of chapter 14 he propose to Hermione, that make Caitlin also his daughter, just to add a bit of more layers. So many description of the Mary Sues without panties. So many discourse about "wizards age differently so Harry and Hermione for how much they are 24 are in a 15 years old body". Also, like always, unfortunate holocaust parallels, cause people have no idea how to NOT write them apparently.

This is just the start. You can start feeling the whatever will happen simmering behind all of this, but is still soon. I know there will be other rape, sex, orgy, scat, violence, dismemberment, and lot, LOT, of really strange and kinda bigot and probably racist things.

I will write again.

Dearie me, it seems your research has indeed run deep. I shall rate this a 9/10 for the holocaust references and the effort u have put forth