#and was like... SHIT YVETTE HAS BEEN OBVIOUS THIS WHOLE TIME
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#made by me for validation#misspelled 'ivy' as 'ive'#and was like... SHIT YVETTE HAS BEEN OBVIOUS THIS WHOLE TIME#as if thats anything.#never satisfied comic
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2x2 - Working Guy
Originial air date:Â September 17, 1997
Did anyone have an actual job when they were teens? I remember how embarassing it was for me, a high schooler in the mid-aughts, to tote around resumes in my little manila folder and then be told to either apply online or have some snooty white asshole at Eddie Bauer all but dismiss me because he was clearly racist. The only jobs I really âheldâ included being an election judge twice, once during that totally insignificant 2008 presidential race and the other being a summer camp counselor at the church I went to.Â
Those little jobs sucked but I chose them. The students of Piedemont High were not that lucky.Â
The setting for this episode is the work experience program that shows students what itâs like to have a job. I have a lot of questions. Iâm sure some of these students fared better than me back then and already have jobs, so wouldnât this make no sense? Would they have two jobs? Are all of these jobs suitable for minors? Why does Piedmont fund such strange things?
Mo, as usual, (or depending on the plot of the episode) only cares about the perks of whatever heâs doing. With the band, itâs the girls. With this program, itâs being able to leave school after lunch. Wait, what? Theyâre having the students skip multiple classes for this? Is this part of a class or an elective? I wonder because this seems like it takes up a lot of time.
TJ is more excited about working in the industry of his choice, but if that was the case, heâd already have a job assigned to him as opposed to having to pick whatâs on the board, making it first come, first serve. This is dumb and I canât believe I have this many questions about a fictional high school. Anyways, TJ is short so he can only grab what he can reach and itâs not what he wants at all because he has a menial blue collar job.
Meanwhile, at the crib, Floyd is pissed because his basketball buddy who is a doctor apparently has cancelled their game because he has to do surgery. Floyd is only petty every once in a while so Iâll let him have this one. Then Marcus comes in wearing a suit and even though weâve definitely seen him dressed up before, the audience goes wild. I hate canned audience reactions! He says not to hate him because heâs wearing Armani.Â
I first thought Marcus was joking because it looks like a Sears original to me, but apparently he took Floydâs credit card and had a ball buying clothes for his fancy schmancy job. Okay, I have more questions. Marcus had to buy a whole suit and shoes to enter his predominately white workspace. Is Piedmont paying for things the students need to even work at their job? What if youâre a natural black woman and you have to get your hair straightened if you have Marcusâs job? This is all for a part time job during school hours, so will these hours count towards credit since youâre not in class? I am so confused.Â
Floyd is surprisingly okay with Marcus running up his card because his next question is asking if he can help Floyd get ready for his game. Marcus jokes that heâs going to be drinking with the guys after work. Floyd doesnât press further and says heâll practice alone until Yvette offers. Marcus and Floyd have a nice kii at this because duh, Yvetteâs a girl and girls donât play basketball. I love how all the Henderson men (including Mo) are sexist in their own ways. This isnât the first time Floyd disregards his daughter when it comes to doing âmanlyâ things and Marcus and TJ bond over their hatred of Yvette when her feminine ways donât align with their default male ways.Â
TJ comes in and doesnât want to talk because heâs embarassed to have this job that was forced on him. Marcus adds insult to injury by informing him that heâs working at Marcusâs job.
Speaking of Marcus, this dude just doesnât quit. He begins sexually harassing one of the women who works there, inquiring about what she does. She has to explain to him what a DVD is, immediately dating this show. Luckily, she has sense and shoots down his attempts. Sis canât even do her job without some horny little high school boy bothering her. This program is stupid, by the way.
TJ enters, wearing his blue collar work uniform and ringing a bell. After fending off the usual âaww heâs so cuteâ remarks, heâs led into the office that needs the grub. The buffoons working there canât seem to figure out whatever physics equation makes the DVDs run and of course, TJ is effortlessly able to offer a suggestion. He gets poached from this stupid temp position to help them out.
Floyd and Yvette are practicing in the garage when Marcus and Mo show up to gloat about their temporary yet important positions. Marcus has his own office. I would hate to be the person who worked there for years, sacrificed weekends, holidays and their sanity to get a promotion and their name on a door, only to watch a punk ass intern from high school get it instead. Mo is somehow working for a judge but Iâm not sure for how long because this briefcase that was foolishly given to him contains a document that should have already been mailed off to William Renquist. Mo quickly dashes from that scene to deliver the mailpiece. Marcus makes an extremely dark joke that i didnât even catch at first about someone getting the electric chair due to Moâs carelessness. Iâm sorry but I bellowed at that. However, I question how many lawsuits will be filed against Piedmont after this program is over.
TJ comes home and announces that he quit his blue collar job and is now working as a special consultant for research and development at DVD Electronic. Thatâs the name of the company? Itâs so bland and generic that i sounds like an Amazon seller of used books and shit. Floyd is confused but TJ gets hired by a large company every other week so itâs whatever.
At work, we see TJ has his own office. Remember that person I would hate to be? They have to watch a fucking 10 year old get it instead. Maybe they did a mass firing or something because they seem to have plenty of rooms to just give to people. Of course, TJ likes the new digs. After his friendly secretary introduces him to his space, the resident hater shows up. I guess the person I was describing earlier is this white man, because man is he salty about having to share a cubicle when he started. White man is now attempting to get into TJâs head and asks that he pitch all ideas to him first. How TJ, who is probably a psycho or sociopath didnât see through this as a ruse for him to profit off his black ass ideas is beyond me. Or maybe TJ is faking dumb so that when he does reveal white manâs treachery, itâs more believeable?Â
Marcus barges in and the white man is two seconds away from calling the cops before Marcus lets him know theyâre related. But white man thinks him calling TJ his brother is a âblackâ thing until TJ says they are related albeit with similar genetic coding. I assume this is an obvious reference to Marcus being darker than him? Funny because I just wonder if Floydâs wife was dark or if they both have a dark skinned parents and it just so happened to manifest in Marcus and no one else? Or maybe Marcus is actually his half-son? Let me stop.Â
After the white man leaves, Marcus correctly assumes he is a piece of shit but TJ disagrees. He then gets a call to join a meeting. The head boss who is stationed in Zurich makes it a point to consider that TJâs work study day ends at 5--wait, so theyâre away from school for that long?--but quickly ignores that tidbit when some meeting gets pushed to 6. Of course, TJ shouldnât be here unsupervised and out this late but weâre gonna ignore that even if the logistics of the Piedmont Work Study Program still boggle my mind.
So yeah, TJ is stuck at work and being asked about one of his ideas, the big boss says that the white man told him to filter all ideas through him. The white man is clearly displeased with TJ snitching but the boss man ends up making TJ the new head of the project. Thatâs how you use your privilege, even if it is child endangerment! The hating white man (whose name is Dick Ferrett by the way) comments to another coworker that TJ is toast. How dare this little black bastard be better than him?
Meanwhile, at home, Floyd is nursing an Yvette inflicted wound from when they were practicing basketball. TJ comes home acting like a middle aged adult, complaining about work and how bad traffic was. When Floyd notices how TJ is being affected by this job, he suggests that he quit. TJ whines for a little bit and Floyd relents. What the fuck Floyd, drag him by his collar and make him sit down! TJ promises to make Floydâs game which means he wonât be able to make it because of work.
The next day, TJ is at work and discussing things with his secretary. The hating white man is just itching to fuck up TJâs day and it shows. You might not be wondering who replaced TJ as the chow wagon boy but it turns out that it was Mo. Yes, instead of being fired from this program that he had no business being in to begin with, he was demoted to TJâs job.
TJ is about to leave for the day when hating ass white man comes and dumps a bunch of work on TJâs desk. See? Told you he wouldnât be able to make Floydâs game! Luckily, his secretary is going to film it for him.
Back at work, TJ is falling asleep trying to carry these stooges to a victory and the hating ass white man is actually calling TJ names. They even go back and forth for a moment. Floyd finally decides that enough is enough and heâs bogarted his way through security to get TJ because Iâm sure itâs midnight at this point. TJ tells Floyd he must be mad that the game was missed. Floyd says he isnât mad although the other guysâ kids showed up. Aww Flody. Parents have feelings, too.
The head white boss offers Floyd to hire TJ permanently but Floyd declines. TJ is able to get the hating ass white man fired before he leaves, in a move that is definitely petty but deserved. Fuck that guy, exploiting a gifted black child like that.
TJ is mad at Floyd according to a conversation between Yvette and himself. He thinks TJ is going to be mad at him forever but he comes downstairs and asks to play dominos with him. Aww. This is quickly ruined as per the usual. We all know TJ only abruptly forgives and forgets when he has an ulterior motive. This time, heâs going behind Floydâs back to keep working with DVD Electronics. Floyd comes in during a session. Iâm assuming he got his ass whooped after this but we just fade to black before an arms-folded Floyd can dole out any punishment. Eh, guess weâll find out in the next episode. Ha. No we wonât.
Stuff I noticed:
- DVD Electronics video chat has a pretty stellar, crisp quality for 90s internet.
- Mo rewore this shirt from a prior episode. I really like when characters rewear clothes. Itâs much more realistic than characters who seem to always have money for new outfits no matter how broke they claim to be.
- When TJ is bringing in the food, thereâs an audience member who yells âYou go, girl!â I have heard this woman in the audience of a Boy Meets World episode and another show that I canât recall, but further proves that canned laughter is creepy and needs to be banned everywhere.
#tahj mowry#smart guy#marcus henderson#tj henderson#mo tibbs#omar gooding#90s#nineties#john marshall jones#floyd henderson#essence atkins#yvette henderson
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iâll be there for you - rhysha
A scav gang infiltrates Atlas in search of a siren-- a siren that happens to be Rhys. Turning himself in has "bad idea" written all over it, but when the lives of his friends are put at risk, he finds he has no other choice.
-*takes place after "show me why you're strong"*-
Rhys and Sasha were in the middle of pulling off each otherâs clothes during a heated make-out session in Rhysâ room at Atlas headquarters when the emergency alarm went off.
Sasha groaned, letting her hands fall back into her lap from where theyâd been in the middle of undoing Rhysâ belt buckle. âSeriously?â
Rhys looked similarly annoyed, especially because heâd almost gotten Sashaâs bra off. âI swear to god, these assholes canât handle themselves for five freaking minutes.â
He frowned, and Sasha looked on with a prideful smirk at the way his lips were slightly swollen from their frantic kissing. They hadnât seen each other in weeks, and their reunion (which had been one of the happiest surprises Rhys had ever received) had quickly divulged into desperate passion; spending far too many lonely nights sending less than professional photos and texts just wasnât the same as the real thing, leaving both of them more than a bit pent up.
âYou should probably go check it out, mister CEO,â Sasha said regrettably.
âCanât we just have five more minutes?â Rhys pouted, gaze still trained on Sashaâs chest.
She chuckled as she kissed him again before reaching to readjust her bra and slip her shirt back on. âDonât worry; when we get back here, Iâll more than make up for lost time.â
The sexy glint in her eyes had Rhys scrambling to fix his clothing into something somewhat presentable, desperate to return to what would no doubt involve a blowjob and mind-blowing sex as soon as possible. His pants felt way too tight, and he flushed as Sasha laughed.
âWhat?â he said, focusing way too intently on the shoes he was putting on. âYou already know youâre like, super hot, and it kind of, um, does its own thing.â
He gestured to his crotch, for the first time a bit annoyed at just how well the surgery had worked. But with the way the alarms were still annoyingly blaring, he didnât really have any choice other than investigating with a hopefully not super obvious boner.
Sasha just rolled her eyes, sliding on her boots with far more grace than Rhys. âCome on, letâs turn these stupid alarms off before I get a headache.â
Rhys nodded, opening the door and holding it open for Sasha before locking it with his ECHOeye. They made their way up from the underground level to the main facility, Sasha cringing as Rhys paused with a sharp intake of breath at the sight before them. The laboratory looked like a goliath had raged through it, tables overturned and prototypes strewn across the floor. Rhys sunk to his knees at the broken pieces of the gun heâd been dedicating nearly every waking hour to (when he wasnât stuck dealing with business aspects that Vaughn and Yvette werenât qualified for).
âShit,â he said, his crestfallen expression compelling Sasha to place a comforting hand on his shoulder. âThey- they destroyed it.â
He hadnât realized his tattoos had started to glow from the rush of emotions he was feeling until Sasha quietly pointed it out, and he tried to focus his energy on cooling them down rather than thinking about the ruins his company was in.
âRhys, there you are!â
He glanced up at Yvetteâs voice, his friend and colleague glaring at him. âIâve been looking for you everywhere! We need you to turn the damn alarm off and--â
She paused when she noticed the corroded remains of the work that had practically consumed him for the past few months. âShit, Rhys, Iâm sorry, I didnât realize.â
âItâs fine,â Rhys said gruffly, turning away from what felt like his murdered child and pushing himself up to stand. His ECHOeye glowed yellow for a few moments, and the alarm soon subsided.
âFinally,â Yvette said with a sigh, folding her arms across her orange business jacket. âVaughnâs waiting for you in your office.â
Rhys nodded, following her as Sasha trailed behind him. âSo what set off the alarm?â
Yvette shrugged. âWeâre not totally sure yet. It seems like some sort of sabotage attempt.â
Rhysâ shoulders went rigid at her words, and he forced himself to keep his tattoos in check; there was no way he was about to have that whole âIâm a sirenâ conversation now, least of all with his emotionally-challenged friend.
Vaughn was waiting for them when they entered the office, fiddling with his glasses as he leaned against the edge of Rhysâ desk. âThank god youâre okay, bro.â
âWhy wouldnât I be?â Rhys tried to smile, but he was pretty sure it came off as more of a grimace.
âI think someone broke into the HQ,â Vaughn said, readjusting his glasses as he placed them back onto his face. âLooks like they hacked our systems.â
âWho?â Rhys asked, rounding the corner of the desk and turning on his computer.
âI donât know,â Vaughn admitted. âI tried to track them, but they blocked all the signals.â
Rhys grit his teeth; his company was under attack, and it seemed like there was nothing he could do about it. After all the time heâd spent trying to rebuild it-- could it really end like this?
His earlier question of the enemyâs identity was soon answered as a gunshot rang out and the door to his office was flung open by a hard kick. Everyone in the room took a step backwards at the sudden noise, their eyes immediately drawn to the heavily armed assailant in front of them. The woman grinned, revealing a few golden teeth from beneath the scarred gash running diagonally across the purple skin of her face. It reminded Rhys of Jackâs scar, and he shuddered involuntarily.
âWhich one of you fuckers is in charge?â
Her voice was rough, like sheâd been chain-smoking since birth. She didnât look much older than Rhys, but her blood-stained military-grade outfit was far more intimidating than Rhysâ knockoff designer suit. Nobody responded, the air heavy with tension.
âOne of yâall best answer me, or my people will open fire on all your fancy lilâ worker bees downstairs.â
The practiced way with which she handled her pistol and the hardened look on her face made it clear sheâd follow through with her threat, and Rhys started forward before before Sasha stopped him with a well-aimed kick to his shin. He hissed in pain, turning and fixing her with a âwhat the hellâ look. The way she shook her head was nearly imperceptible, but her message rang loud and clear: she wanted him to stay hidden.
The problem was, the message of the invading woman, whoever the hell she was, was much louder and clearer.
âItâs me,â he said, stepping out from behind the desk. âIâm in charge.â
The woman pursed her lips, as if she didnât quite believe him. âWhatâs a scrawny thing like you doinâ with a company like this? Tryinâ to act like a big boy?â
Rhys huffed. âIâm perfectly qualified for this position. Now, tell me what you want with me before I call security on you.â
The womanâs expression was the epitome of patronizing. âDonât try actinâ tough, honey. Itâs not a good look on you.â
âDonât call me that,â Rhys growled, clenching his flesh hand into a fist. âAnd youâd better answer me; what. Do. You. Want?â
âDidnât your mama ever teach you manners?â She sneered at him. âYouâre supposed to say âplease,â sweetheart.â
When Rhys just continued to glare at her, she finally threw up her hands in defeat to gratify him with an answer. âFine,â she said, scowling. âIâll be honest: I donât really care about your shitty company. I just want your secret weapon.â
Rhys raised his brow, not following. âExcuse me?â
âDonât play dumb,â she replied. âWe know youâve got a siren locked up here somewhere.â
Rhys froze before realizing he should probably maintain his composure. âWhat? We donât have a siren!â
The womanâs body language made it clear she didnât believe him in the slightest. âDonât bullshit me.â
âIâm not bullshitting you!â Rhys spluttered.
The woman took a step closer to him, the proximity of her pistol causing him to flinch. âDonât play games with me, boy. We Darksiders may be a lot of things, but we ainât stupid.â
âDarksiders?â Rhys asked nervously. Heâd heard horror stories about that scav gang, and he knew they were definitely bad news.
âYou heard me,â she said, placing the hand not holding the gun on her hip. âIâm Colonel Lara Anthony, second-in-command. And if you don't start talkinâ, Iâm gonna shoot your friends dead.â
Rhys glanced over his shoulder to see Vaughnâs face frozen in fear, Yvette looking just as terrified but trying to mask it in a glower. Sasha had a strange look on her face, although he soon was forced to turn back to face Lara as she gripped his cheeks with her hand.
âLast chance to answer me.â
Rhys shook his head, trying to get her hand off of him; it was difficult, what with her iron grip and the way she was nearly as tall as him. âI told you, thereâs no siren here!â
âFine,â she said, narrowing her eyes. âGuess weâll have to find âem ourselves.â She clicked on the communication device strapped to her shoulder. Â âBoys, start lookinâ through the girls downstairs. Kill anyone that gets in your way.â
âNo, wait, please donât--â
Rhys didnât have a chance to finish his sentence before a bullet whizzed past him, aimed directly towards Laraâs head. He hadnât even noticed Sasha pulling out a gun, and his heart filled with pride at just how smart she was.
Then he realized that the bullet hadnât hit, instead bouncing off of the shield clipped to Laraâs hip.
âGet down!â he shouted as he ducked for cover, narrowly avoiding the shot fired from the pistol just inches from his face.
When he came to the conclusion that he should be dead at such a close range, that the bullet wasnât meant for him, it was too late; the bullet had already lodged itself in Sashaâs shoulder.
âFuck!â she shouted, her other hand clutching at the red stain starting to blossom underneath her shirt.
âSasha!â Rhys yelled, unsure of whether he was more scared or furious.
âI gave you your chance,â Lara hissed, clicking another bullet into the chamber and reaching to slide an SMG out of her other thigh holster.
Rhys felt stuck in place, unable to move even as Laraâs next words, ordered over her shoulder to the soldiers standing behind her, washed over him: âTake out these fuckers. We donât need 'em no more.â
âNo, stop, stop, Iâll pay you, Iâll give you anything, Iâll--â Rhysâ mouth went dry, unable to choke any more words out as he heard the unmistakable sound of gunshots.
Then everything went white. Rhys scrunched his eyes shut at the flux of energy coursing through his veins and burning through him. When he opened them again, he froze at the realization of what heâd done.
Heâd phaselocked.
The bullets previously barreling towards him and his friends were suspended in the cloud of energy before him, just as still as everyone around him. His tattoos were glowing so bright that they shone from beneath his various layers, and he knew his wings must be visible at his back. Both Lara and Yvette had taken a step back in shock, while Vaughn and Sasha looked more mournful than anything.
âI donât believe it,â Lara breathed, her surprise morphing into a hungry grin.
Rhys felt his energy dwindling, the combination of his emotional instincts to protect those he loved and the residual power boost from eridium exposure in the vault still not enough to keep up with such an expenditure without actual, physical eridium in his system. Rhys fell to his knees in exhaustion as the suspension portal heâd created disappeared, the bullets clattering onto the floor. The light of his tattoos continued to pulse, but Rhys felt completely drained.
âLeave them alone,â he said, well aware that his voice sounded as tired as he felt. âYou can have me, just leave them alone.â
âRhys, stop,â Sasha hissed, still trying to staunch the blood flowing from the wound.
âRhys, huh?â Lara mused, squishing his face between his fingers once again. Her nails, which were a shade of violet slightly darker than the rest of her body, dug into his skin, and Rhys bit his lip to keep from whimpering. âWeird name.â
Rhys laughed bitterly, trying to maintain his confident facade. âIf I had a nickel for every time someone said that to me, Iâd be paying my way off this planet in no time.â
The way that Laraâs face split into a grin made Rhys feel nauseous, and he probably wouldâve puked if he had the energy to do so; he was having trouble forcing his mouth to form words at that point, nearly on the brink of passing out.
âDonât worry, kid,â she said, her face way too close to Rhysâ for comfort. âWeâll be leaving this shithole soon.â
Rhys barely had time to register the metallic collar being removed from Laraâs pocket, still trying to comprehend her words through fog in his brain, before the device was slipped around his neck, locking in place with a click. It pressed against Rhysâ windpipe, and he had to make a conscious effort to get more air into his lungs.
âYou shouldnât exist, you know,â Lara mused, her nails dragging down Rhysâ jaw and neck before tearing open the top few buttons of his shirt. The silence in the room aside from the heavy breathing allowed Rhys to hear every echoing bounce of the pieces of plastic as they skidded across the floor. Rhys felt goosebumps rise on his skin as Lara traced the swirling pattern beneath his collarbones, the aggressiveness a stark contrast to Sashaâs gentle, wandering touch.
âDonât touch him!â Sasha snarled, trying to stalk forwards to pry the woman off of Rhys before the shotgun pointed towards her by one of Laraâs underlings stopped her in her tracks. She knew Rhys was too weak to protect her if a shell started to hurtle her way, and the weird collar around his neck seemed to exhaust him even further.
Rhys looked guiltily towards her before a yank on the collar forced him to turn around.
âWhat are you, siren boy?â Lara hissed, pulling up on the collar and forcing Rhys to his feet.
The pressure on his neck made it practically impossible for him to speak, and even if he could respond, he had no idea what the hell heâd say. That he was some freak of nature? That heâd tried to change everything about himself but failed?
âLetâs go!â she barked to her lackies before tugging Rhys after her. âI need some time to get to know our new friend.â
âWhat about the others?â one Darksider asked, jerking a thumb towards Rhysâ friends.
âLeave âem,â Lara replied. âWe got what we came for.â
âNo, wait!â Vaughn shouted, having finally found his voice. âYou canât take him!â
Lara cocked a brow, reached with her free hand to aim the pistol at her hip at Vaughn. âWhat was that, Shorty?â
âDonât,â Rhys rasped, voice quiet and strained. âItâs okay. Just- just take care of her.â
He wasnât quite sure if he was referring to his company or his girlfriend, but the looks on both Vaughn and Sashaâs faces showed they both got the message.
âIâm sorry,â he said, stumbling after Lara as she began to drag him away.
Lara muttered something about finding the nearest Fast Travel station, and before Rhysâ friends could even react, the Darksiders had left the office, the unoiled door squeaking shut behind them.
The three exchanged worried glances as the truth of what had just happened sunk in: a gang of scavengers had threatened to kill off the entire Atlas base in search of a siren. A siren that happened to be Rhys, whoâd given himself up to save his friends. And now he was gone, taken off-planet to who knows where.
âWhat do we do?â Vaughn said, sniffling as he realized he was crying; he really did love his bro.
Sasha shook her head, apparently too emotional to even answer him.
Surprisingly, it was Yvette who finally responded. âWeâre taking Sasha to the medic. And then, weâre getting Rhys back.â
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#rhysha#rhysha fic#trans rhys#siren rhys#trans siren rhys#Rhys the Company man#sasha the kid sister#angst#torture#trash writing
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2x1 - Primary Brothers
Original air date: September 10, 1997
Season 2, what it do? Yes, the first season only had 7 whole episodes and now we are back. I hope everyone enjoyed heartwearming TJ in the last ep, because weâre getting a full push back into manipulative TJ. And what better setting for this little villain than politics?
It all starts with TJ, home from school and hoppinâ mad, slamming shit down and just letting his little lips pucker all the way out. The source of his ire is the broke ass science club at school. They have no money for anything cool. TJ, hon, you go to a predominately black public school that has no money for AP classes, so what did you expect? Go make some dry ice or something.
Floyd asks why Piedmont isnât paying for its more intellectual extracurriculars and Yvette says the funds are allocated by the student council. Itâs the reason why the Penguins got new gear even though their team is shitty. I get that Floyd is just trying to do his best here, but heâs completely out of touch by saying TJ should run for president. Yvette has to quickly shut that down by reminding TJ that itâs nothing but a popularity contest that a 10 year old has a chance in hell of winning. I personally remember when I foolishly ran for president in grade school. Quickly learned that nothing beats being tall, a guy and promising everyone Pokemon cards if they voted for you. This world is unfair, I tell you!
Even Floyd has to admit that Yvette is right, but TJ notoriously doesnât take n for an answer and never accepts defeat. He decides to run anyway, with astoundingly bad results. These posters certainly donât help.Â
Yvette checks in on TJ after Mo chides him for not having food. He tells Yvette that heâs failing and she reminds him of the missing height and age that would make running easier. We know where this is going. In true political form, TJ decides to make someone his puppet. Enter Marcus, who isnât interested at first, but the moment a cute girl shows up and strokes his ego just a teensy bit, he decides to run. TJ is so annoyed that he breaks the fourth wall.
Now weâre on the campaign trail and first up are the âscience dorksâ as Marcus so eloquently puts it. When they roll up on the clique, one of them actually flinches. Iâm just confused because Marcus doesnât seem to have a bullying bone in his body but apparently he pantsed this kid. Weird. After mispronouncing the name of a comet, Marcus gets clowned a bit, but reassures them that their issues will be heard.
Next up is the jock table and Marcus easily wins this one by promising them a peek at the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue after school. Ah, the days when you actually had to turn pages to get your fap on.Â
Last but not least are the ladies. Now, if Marcus wanted to gain points in my book, heâd pressure the administration to get the girls free pads and tampons because they shouldnât even have to buy them to begin with. Or heâd make sure to protect them from unwanted sexual attention on campus. But itâs okay because apparently, they donât want those things either! All they want is a better sound system for dances. TJ is mad that Marcus is following his dick when the plan was to raise money for his science club.
Marcus however, has grown to like this and wants to continue to run alone. Good for you, Marcus! Donât let that little pipsqueak boss you around.Â
Yvette always seems to be around whenever she needs to point out the obvious to TJ, so here she is, reminding TJ that Marcus is popular and has a real chance at winning. TJ realizes he needs to nab someone else with that popular proximity. Enter Mo. Because TJ canât just do one thing at a time, he figures he can both win this election and break up his brotherâs only real friendship in one go.Â
TJ is able to convince Mo that heâs in Marcusâs shadow because Mo is a lowly bass player and Marcus sings lead. But...itâs Marcusâs band! And whatâs wrong with being a bass player? This doesnât even make any sense for Mo to entertain because as we saw before, he clearly doesnât even care what happens to the band as long as the puss keeps flowing. Itâs really annoying to watch him blindly believe anything TJ says, especially when heâs not even really âfriendsâ with TJ. Part of me would even think TJ is still mad about him getting kicked out of the band even though he deserved it. Wow, one bird and three stones, the third being possibly ruining Mackadocious.
Marcus comes around, being uncharacteristically mean to Mo and belittiling him for the plotâs sake. Mo naturally takes offense and now he has ammo to run against Marcus. TJ is a petty--yet brilliant-- little asshole.
At home, Marcus lets Floyd in on whatâs been up and how he dropped TJ from his campaign that he didnât even wanna run for in the first place. Daddy Flody is sad because for a moment because TJ and Marcus were actually getting along. Once he knows that Mo has replaced Marcus, heâs confused, The only one who wanted the damn science club fixings in the first place was TJ. I donât get why heâs confused though. Doesnât he remember what his son is capable of? He should totally know that TJ orchestrated all of this, but TJ just shrugs, pretending he doesnât know why Mo of people is now his running mate. Do better, Flody.
Since this episode is about mudslinging and typical political treachery, Mo as TJâs stand in is making fun of Marcus to the originally intended demographic. Yvette comes up to TJ and asks if he and his puppet are ready for the debate, and TJ deadass says Mo isnât a puppet, âheâs a real boy.â Yvette just stopped by to say theyâre filming the debate and sheâs hosting.Â
In the midst of all this sneaky fighting and smear campaigns, Marcus actually comes to Mo and tries to apologize for being a dick earlier. Aww, Marcus. Too bad TJ is about to shit all over this because heâs watching and once Mo hears this olive branch, TJ is able to convince Mo that Marcus is trying to bait-and-switch Mo to shake him up for the debate. Marcus insists that it is genuine but TJ wins Mo over by just telling him things to repeat. At this point, Marcus is over trying to be nice and says autonomy is the shit. Mo says fuck autonomy and leaves with TJ to prepare for the debate.
I love how Yvette leans into this husky, reporter voice for the television. She even put on her best two piece lilac suit. She introduces the candidates and is baffled when she realizes that Mo has had his extracurriculars beefed up. When Yvette asks when Mo was in all those clubs, TJ says since earlier that day and that he can prove it. Iâm sure that he committed a crime here with these fake documents, but itâs pretty on brand for him to do, so whatever. The view count for the debate goes down when Yvette starts going off into how long each candidate has to talk about issues and honestly, I probably would have left, too. This is a high school student council election, for crying out loud. Her audience went from this:
To this:
Mo and Marcus get into a fight over the stupidest thing: who calls heads or tails. After they start elbowing each other, a physical fight breaks out. Again, TJ tries to break it up, even though he just, you know, only is the reason theyâre fighting right now. Intervening gets TJ some new eye makeup. But TJ hasnât learned shit because at home, nursing his black eye, he is still trying to manipulate the two into being friends again.Â
Floyd has to remind TJ that hey, you canât just play with people like that, even if you have good intentions. It finally sinks in that TJ could have very possibly ruined a friendship and broken up a band in one go. Floyd tells him to fess up to the boys and prepare for another ass whooping. Luckily, Mo and Marcus are guys and guys tend to resolve conflict--with each other--fairly fast. Mo comes over and gives something back to Marcus and just as heâs leaving, Marcus invites him back in to watch television. They chat and Mo reciprocates the olive branch with a pound. I really love these two together! They have so much chemistry that I honestly would be heartbroken if I learned that they stop talking after Smart Guy. Anyways, I ship it, Marcus x Mo forever.Â
Stuff I noticed:
- Yvette is her middle name. Her first name is Tasha!
- Welp, guess the white guy is still president.
- Pretty sure this may not have been intentional, but I love that there is a black girl at the science dorks table. We love our black girl nerds!
#tj henderson#smart guy#yvette henderson#mo tibbs#omar gooding#jason weaver#john marshall jones#disney#tahj mowry#marcus henderson#90s#nineties#essence atkins
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