#and was like 'SIIIIGGGH FIIIIIIINE GUESS I'LL COMFORT HER oh that was easy'

[robotslenderman]

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"Why are people like that?" says Wendy.

“That you can’t imagine any answer to that says… a lot, really,” says Thomas. “You were a better person than Gerard could handle. Gerard only gave a shit about not having to go out to eat, you know? Too much effort. And now Alexander’s turning out to be another self-absorbed douche. That’s the problem. When you’re someone who wants to help, who wants to be useful, who wants to make things better — that makes you a magnet for selfish douchebags because they’re the ones most likely to help themselves to whatever you offer, whereas the less selfish ones are going to give enough of a shit about you that they won’t take advantage of that. Gerard used you because he wanted to make his internet better and you could do it for him. Alexander used you because — I dunno, maybe he really likes Nossy pussy or something, I don’t know — “

Wendy is laughing again.

“Point is, they’re dicks,” Thomas goes on. “Shit, I feel like a raging queer stereotype, playing the sassy gay friend comforting his female friend after she’s been dumped by yet another fuckwad. Yaas, queen, your ex is such a dick, girl! You can’t see it, but my wrist is as limp as a noodle right now.”

Wendy is laughing even harder.

“Teal deer,” says Thomas, “giving a shit sucks donkey balls. Ditch the fuckers that don’t give a shit, find the fuckers that do.”