#and was i right?
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thegeekgene · 29 days ago
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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snaxle · 5 months ago
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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thisisalovestry · 2 months ago
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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
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bitchfitch · 3 months ago
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
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alivingtypo · 8 months ago
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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puppppppppy · 5 months ago
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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bookwyrminspiration · 1 year ago
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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tjalexandernyc · 9 days ago
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if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)
guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.
That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.
you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.
Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want
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mochasucculent · 2 months ago
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Dumb thing that would not leave my brain
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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catlaila · 3 months ago
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everyone crying over caitlyn dictator this caitlyn fascist arc that … everyone failed to recognize the power of a butch lesbian against generational cycles of violence. caitlyn most girlfailure dictator ever. saw her ex for 3 seconds and immediately folded. girl me too tf
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stemmmm · 4 months ago
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
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archi-pelago · 3 months ago
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
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frenchublog · 5 months ago
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kosovo miku
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demaparbat-hp · 3 months ago
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He's never happy
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