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[harrysfolklore]

the universe needs leclerc!sister x harry. by the universe i mean me

kiss a musician - hs

summary: harry wants to date yn leclerc. the only girl out of the four leclerc siblings. her older brother who happens to be a formula 1 driver is not happy about it folkie radio: guys you have no idea how nervous i am of posting this idk why 😭😭 i really hope you like this otherwise i'll feel silly okay

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

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ynleclerc hot girls cry on their birthday 💌

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username1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE LECLERC

username2 she’s the moment

scuderiaferarri Happy Birthday, Ferrari queen ❤️♥︎ by author

username3 AHH WE SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY

pierregasly Wow! I still remember when you were a little kid and you wanted to play with Charles’ kart. Happy birthday 🎉 ♥︎ by author

↳ yourinstagram when you and charles rocked justin bieber haircuts. cheers

↳ username1 HEEELP

carmenmmundt Happy birthday gorgeous gorgeous girl ✨ ♥︎ by author

↳ yourinstagram love youuu ty 💓

pascale_leclerc Joyeux anniversaire ma petite fille ♥︎ by author

lorenzotl Stop growing up right now 🥲🥲 ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 the leclercs are cry babies when it comes to her

arthur_leclerc It’s giving old lady

↳ ynleclerc stfu you’re like 5

↳ username2 LOVE THEMMM

alexandrasaintmleux My girl ❣️ ♥︎ by author

landonorris HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE 😍 getting more gorgeous by the second ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 LANDO YOU’RE ON MAIN

↳ charles_leclerc How many times do I have to tell you to back off?

↳ username2 CHILL

lilyhme happy birthdayyy beauty, can’t wait to celebrate tonight 🕺♥︎ by author

↳ alexandrasaintmleux She has no idea of the surprise that’s coming her way

↳ ynleclerc JUST TELL ME ALREADY

charles_leclerc Happy birthday petite soeur, you might be older now but you’ll always be our baby ❤️ ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 AWEEE

↳ username2 protective big bro

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charles_leclerc I’ll always look after you. Joyeux anniversaire ma petite soeur ❤️

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username1 AWEEE

username2 MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS

alexandrasaintmleux 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 ♥︎ by author

carlossainz55 Happy birthday @ynleclerc 🎉

username3 charles adores her so much i can’t do this

landonorris happy birthday (again) i hope you got my flowers @ynleclerc 😘

↳ charles_leclerc That’s it.

↳ ynleclerc HE DIDNT SEND ME ANYTHING HES JUST MESSING WITH YOU FFS 😭

↳ username1 HELP MEEEEEEEEEE

username4 what is HARRY STYLES doing in the likes

↳ username1 charles x harry lore is real

ynleclerc Love you forever 💓 ♥︎ by author

lorenzotl Before both of you became annoying teenagers

↳ ynleclerc stfu you’re like 50

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harryupdates Harry performing at a private event in Monaco tonight !

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username1 WTF?????

username2 WHATS GOING ONNNNN

username3 GOD I MISSED HIM SO MUCH

username4 someone dig in more information bc wtffff

username5 MONACO OUT OF ALL PLACES THATS SO RANDOM

username6 YALL I HAVE INFO!! apparently this is charles leclerc’s (formula 1 ferrari driver) sister’s bday party

↳ username1 OMFGGG

↳ username2 THIS CROSSOVER

↳ username3 imagine having a rich brother who can get harry styles to perform at your birthday party

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ynleclerc BEST PARTY EVER 😭😭 thank you to my angels @/charles_leclerc @/alexandrasaintmleux for putting this together for me, HARRY STYLES ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME ???? love you all so much 💓💓

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username1 OMFGGGG

username2 OH TO BE YN LECLERC

oscarpiastri Coolest party ever 🤘♥︎ by author

username3 imagine being rich and pretty and having a rich and pretty brother who hires harry styles to perform at your party

arthur_leclerc Your gift from me was a Chanel purse, where is my post?

↳ ynleclerc sorry turtur but harry styles > chanel purse

↳ arthur_leclerc Fine I agree, Harry Styles is out of this world

username4 IT GIRL FR FR

francisca.cgomes I’m still hungover ♥︎ by author, iamrebeccad, alexandrasaintmleux, lilymhe

↳ iamrebeccad Same

↳ ynleclerc come to my place let’s bed rot together ♥︎ by francisca.cgomes, alexandrasaintmleux, lilymhe, iamrebeccad

↳ username1 i just want to be one of them 😩

username5 charles really got HARRY STYLES like antisocial harry styles who never leaves the house to perform at his little sister’s wedding. wow

username6 THIS IS FOR THE F1 x HARRY GIRLIES

alexandrasaintmleux You deserve it my gorgeous girl ❤️ ♥︎ by author

↳ ynleclerc you’re my favorite human on earth

↳ charles_leclerc I paid for the entire thing…

↳ ynleclerc did i ask?

↳ username1 LOVE THEM 😭

harrystyles Happy birthday again, YN. It was a pleasure to meet you and your brothers. Big love to the entire family x ♥︎ by author, charles_leclerc, arthur_leclerc

↳ username1 HARRYYYYY

↳ username2 we NEED to see that harry x charles pic

↳ charles_leclerc Thank you for the performance, mate 🙌

↳ username3 this is still surreal to me

↳ ynleclerc best birthday thanks to youuuu ❣️

↳ username1 charles or harry?

↳ yourinstagram harry ofc

lorenzotl Love you so much, little one 💓 ♥︎ by author

landonorris When your babe posts you on main 😍 ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 LANDOOOO😭

↳ username2 i love their friendship and how they mess around to piss charles off

↳ ynleclerc my main bitch 😘

↳ charles_leclerc I’m logging out now

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ynleclerc anything interesting happening in monza this weekend?

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username1 COOL GIRL

username2 if charles doesn’t win then we don’t care ♥︎ by author

arthur_leclerc Is that my hoodie?

↳ ynleclerc whoops

iamrebeccad You’re hanging out with me 🥰 ♥︎ by author

↳ carmenmmundt And me ♥︎ by author

↳ ynleclerc highlight of my weekend

username3 FORZA FERRARI

↳ ynleclerc forza charles*

↳ username1 REAL

landonorris Papaya looks better on you babe 🤩

↳ username1 sometimes idk if lando is just joking or if he’s being fr

↳ ynleclerc NO

↳ charles_leclerc I’m in your walls

username4 HARRY IN THE LIKES ???

charles_leclerc Ma petite soeur always supportive ❤️ ♥︎ by author

↳ ynleclerc im here for other reasons

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ynleclerc HE WON 🥺🥺 i’ve never felt prouder of being your sister, you teach me what being resilient and fighting for your dreams means. IL PREDESTINATO. THE KING OF MONZA. FIER DE TOIN TOUJOURS

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username1 AWEEEEE

username2 THE LECLERCS MAKING ME CRY TODAY

scuderiaferrari It's in his blood ❤️

username3 the way she was crying and hugging arthur when the camera showed them THE LECLERC SIBLINGS HAVE MY HEART ♥︎ by author

alexandrasaintmleux 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ♥︎ by author

username4 BEST RACE EVER

landonorris I'll win more races for you babe 😘 ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 LANDO STOP

↳ ynleclerc you're all talk and no trousers

↳ username2 i love their friendship sm

harrystyles Congratulations @/charles_leclerc! ♥︎ by author, charles_leclerc

↳ username2 hARRY STYLES???

↳ username3 THIS IS SO RANDOM WTF

↳ username4 LSJSAFH WHAT??

↳ username5 I guess he became with the leclercs after the party 😭

↳ charles_leclerc Wow thank you mate! ♥︎ by harrystyles

charles_leclerc Je t'aime petite soeur ❤️ ♥︎ by ynleclerc

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harryupdates Harry having in dinner in Italy tonight !

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username1 BABYYYY

username2 italyrry lives

username3 IS HE ON A DATE

username4 BUUUB

username5 i was there and he was with a girl 👀

↳ username1 hello spill the deets ??

↳ username2 HUH

↳ username5 the girl was really pretty and they were chatting and laughing all night long, they looked cute

↳ username3 IM PANICKING NOW

ynleclerc has added to their close friends story

replies:

carmenmmundt Omg you went on a date !! So happy for you beauty ✨

↳ ynleclerc love youuu carm

francisca.cgomes THATS MY BABYYY who’s the lucky guy?

↳ ynleclerc can’t say yet 🤫🤫

alex_albon Charles won’t like this..

↳ ynleclerc he doesn’t have to know

landonorris NOOOO YOU’RE MY BABE

landonorris WHO’S THAT????

↳ ynleclerc that’s a secret i’ll never tell

harrystyles ❤️

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harryupdates Harry out and about in Monaco today !

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username1 BABYYY

username2 HE LOOKS SO RICH???

username3 ooohhh is monaco the new italy ??

username4 THE OUTFIT IM SALIVATING

username5 dilf dilf

username6 singlerry is the best thing ever

deuxmoi has added to their stories

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ynleclerc happy ❤️

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username1 OMG BABY LECLERC HAS A BOYFRIEND ??

username2 PRETTYYY

francisca.cgomes 😍😍 my baby! ♥︎ by author

username3 BRO CHARLES IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS

username4 WAITING FOR CHARLES’ MELTDOWN

lorenzotl Wow I didn’t know about this, I’m happy for your, soeur 🤍 ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 the only sane leclerc ♥︎ by author

↳ charles_leclerc Don’t support this

landonorris BABE?? ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 OMFG THE FLOWERS COULD BE FROM LANDO

↳ username2 LANDOYN IS REAL

leclerc_pascale ❤️ ♥︎ by author

↳ charles_leclerc Don’t support this

alexandrasaintmleux 🥹🥹 ♥︎ by author

↳ charles_leclerc Don’t support this

↳ username3 HELP CHARLES IS SO ANNOYING

arthur_leclerc EXCUSE ME WHEN WAS THIS

↳ ynleclerc just flowers turtur

username5 CHARLES WAS FOUND SOBBING

username6 HARRY IN THE LIKES

charles_leclerc YN Pascale Leclerc, answer your phone right this second

↳ username1 NOT THE FULL GOVERNMENT NAME

↳ username2 PROTECTIVE BRO

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ynleclerc but god i love the english ‼️‼️

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username1 OMG

username2 AHH I FEEL LIKE SHES DATING LANDO

carmenmmundt 🤍🤍 ♥︎ by author

username3 HOW DID CHARLES ALLOW THIS

leclerc_pascale Belle 💕♥︎ by author

username4 HOLD ON. THATS HARRY STYLES IN THE SECOND PIC??

↳ username1 YOU’RE RIGHT THOSE ARE HIS TATTOOS

↳ username2 OH LORD

arthur_leclerc JUST SPILL

↳ username1 yn not telling her brothers anything is so 😭

username4 someone put charles on a straightjacket

username5 so yn is dating either lando norris or harry styles ?? what an icon

landonorris YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY BABE IDC 😤

↳ username1 SO ITS NOT LANDO

↳ ynleclerc dude give it up

gemmastyles 💓♥︎ by author

↳ username1 OH

↳ username2 STYLES-LECLERC CONFIRMED

username6 CHARLES IS RADIO SILENT THIS IS SCARY

alexandrasaintmleux Prettiest girl forever 🥰 i’m happy for you ♥︎ by author

↳ username3 charles is single now

lorenzotl Petite soeur! Your happiness is mine 🙌 ♥︎ by author

↳ ynleclerc 🥹

↳ username1 lorenzo is such a supportive big brother :(

charles_leclerc You’re not allowed to leave the house once you’re back in Monaco

↳ username1 HEEELP

↳ username2 HES SO DAMN ANNOYING

↳ username3 POOR YN

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harryupdates Harry out in London today!

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username1 BUBBBB

username2 WHOS THAT

username3 guys guys yn leclerc had that same outfit on her last insta story

username4 THATS YN LECLERC 😭

username5 HARRYYN STYLECLERC CONFIRMED

username6 bro how did this happen…

username7 that’s why he performed at her birthday and he kept going to monaco OMG

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francisca.cgomes 😂😂😂😂😂

alexandrasaintmleux He has his phone with him now

↳ ynleclerc i’ve muted the groupchat for my own sanity

alex_albon You’re going to give your brother a heart attack…

↳ ynleclerc that’s not on me he’s just dramatic

landonorris HARRY STYLES ????? HOW?????

↳ ynleclerc you don’t think i’m capable of pulling him?

↳ landonorris yes you are 😩

↳ landonorris you’ll always be my babe tho

harrystyles Don’t joke about that love I’ve been panicking all day

harrystyles has added to their close friends story

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mitchrowland And one of them can run you over with a Ferrari, by the way

↳ harrystyles This is not helping my case

jefezoff 😂😂😂😂😂

gemmastyles You’ll survive brother (hopefully)

niallhoran YOOO you and Leclerc’s sister? How did that happen

↳ harrystyles I’ll tell you about it if i make it out alive after family dinner

ynleclerc you’re a cutie

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ynleclerc 💋

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username1 OMFG

username2 SHES INSANE

username3 GIRLLL ADDRESS THE RUMORS

gerogerussell63 🤣🤣🤣

alex_albon You're really going to give your brother a heart attack...

↳ ynleclerc he'll survive

↳ username1 THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

username4 THE HARRY LIKE PLEASE HES NOT SURVIVING THAT FIRST DINNER

username5 the vintage racing jacket and the shirt SHE KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING

arthur_leclerc DISGUSTING

↳ username1 HEEEELPPP

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gossiphub The Leclerc family was seen out to dinner in Monaco tonight, joined by Harry Styles, who's dating YN Leclerc

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username1 OOOHHH MY GOD

username2 IT HAPPENED

username3 i can only imagine the talk charles gave to harry

username4 DID HARRY MAKE IT OUT ALIVE

username5 oh im praying for harry

username6 STYLECLERC IS ALIVE

username7 meeting her brothers 😭😭😭 i cant

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yourinstagram dinner update: he made it out alive

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username1 AHHHH

username2 THIS HARD LAUNCH

alex_albon 😂😂😂😂😂

username3 i just need to know how that dinner went

↳ ynleclerc enzo was a sweetheart as always, arthur was a fanboy the entire time and charles couldn't stop yapping about driving fast cars in order to scare harry

↳ username1 HEEEEEELPPP

pierregasly Now he needs to meet your chosen brothers

↳ ynleclerc NO

↳ francisca.cgomes Leave her alone ♥︎ by author

landonorris This is who took my babe away from me? 😩

↳ harrystyles Proudly ♥︎ by author

↳ username2 OMFGGGGGG

↳ username3 THIS IS TOO GOOD

↳ landonorris Can't even complain you're cool as hell mate

lorenzotl He's part of our family now ♥︎ by author, harrystyles

↳ charles_leclerc 😵

↳ arthur_leclerc CRY CHARLES

harrystyles First Leclerc dinner done. Now I need to survive my first Grand Prix ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 IM YELLING

↳ username2 OMFG HARRY AT A GP

↳ charles_leclerc See you in the Paddock, mAtE

↳ ynleclerc LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE

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charles_leclerc Ma petite soeur pour toujours ❤️🤷‍♂️

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username1 AWEEE

username2 he's such a big brother

alexandrasaintmleux My 🤍🤍 ♥︎ by author

username3 i wish my brothers loved me

pierregasly Everyone needs to watch out for Charles when he's in big brother mode ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 tell that to harry styles

scuderiaferrari Name a more iconic duo ❤️

username4 I NEED TO KNOW HOW THEIR CONVERSATION WENT LIKE

arthur_leclerc I'll always be on your side @/harrystyles ♥︎ by ynleclerc, harrystyles

↳ username1 HEEEEELPPP

↳ username2 ARTHUR IS SUCH A FAN

↳ lorenzotl Same 🙌

↳ username3 HELP CHARLES IS ON HIS OWN

↳ ynleclerc my favorite brothers 🤍🤍

↳ harrystyles Thank you, Arthur and Lorenzo. I can't wait for golf this weekend x ♥︎ by arthur_leclerc, lorenzotl, ynleclerc

↳ username4 OMG HE HAS PLANS WITH THE LECLERCS YALL

↳ charles_leclerc I think I just got kicked out of my own family

ynleclerc you’re annoying and want to scare my boyfriend away, but i love you ♥︎ by author

↳ username1 they’re the besttt

[henry7931]

Summer Bod Part 1 (SwapCorp Story)

Tons of people around the world are trying out the latest advancement in body swapping technology. All led by a company called SwapCorp. SwapCorp allows its clients to selectively choose an ideal body provided with what characteristics/ features the client wants. Once a suitable body is available, the client comes in with their body knowing some else will be using it and leaving with a new one.

This is where our story begins.

Justin Samuels (age 21, 5,3”, 145 pounds, caucasian, red hair, slim build) who is the first person he knows thats trying out SwapCorp. Justin describes himself as a bit of a book worm, has a small friend group, gay, and wants to try a more ‘muscular/ masculine body’. He wants to do a 3 month contract for his swap.

SwapCorp pairs him with David (age 25, 6,2”, 218 pounds,caucasian, dark brown hair, muscular build). David is a personal trainer who wants to explore the opposite gender. Luckily with SwapCorp their algorithm matches the precise swaps necessary for their client’s satisfaction.

So now let’s see how Justin is adjusting to his new body!

Justin:

God this all still feels so surreal, granted it’s only been one day since I got this new body from SwapCorp. But I’m so happy with my swap! I love this body!!

I feel sexy and confident with all of these muscles. And I can’t wait to show off my new temporary self this summer.

I was never the athletic type, I spent more time studying than going to the gym in college but that’s the reason why I’m so successful right now.. Started a part time job, graduated early, and I’m starting grad school in the fall that’s covering all of my bills.

So I figured why not splurge some of my savings and actually have a good time this summer.

And today feels like the true start of it. I’m planning on going to the beach with all of my friends and I can’t wait for them to see me! They are going to be so jealous.

Yesterday, after leaving SwapCorp I spent my entire time exploring this beautiful body. And I feel a little embarrassed to admit just how many times I jerked off.

But I can’t help it, I’m just so turned on by this body! Plus, I paid good money for it.

And speaking of jerking off, I’m already hard! What’s really been getting me are these sexy feet.

I know feet aren’t for everybody but I’ve always had a fetish for them. I’ve spent countless hours jerking off to jock feet porn on the internet. Even in school, when I’d see some of the jocks wearing sandals or chacos— it would take all of my energy not stare at their feet.

And now I have these gorgeous size 11s! They’re so much bigger than my size 9s. And I can do whatever I want with them. Sniff them for hours, run my tongue across the soles, I even came on them 2 times yesterday just to lick it off.

Oh boy all this talk about my big jock feet is making my new dick leak. Speaking of which this thing has a mind of its own!

It’s longer and thicker than mine paired off with a nice set of hairy balls. I had to trim back my pubes a bit. I can tell this is a straight guy’s body since he doesn’t manscape that much. ( Luckily, I took care of all that for him. )

But I can go rounds of jerking this big meat! Even back to back, somehow this body just continues to pour out cum.

I grab it and it’s so hard. I take the head and rub it on the sole of my foot.

“Fuuuuuck, that feels good!”

I start rubbing my dickhead faster on my foot and just feeling both touch sends shocks through me.

I lift up my hairy armpit and take sniff. Wow those stink!

I sit my foot down and start jerking my meat. I need to speed this up so I’m not late for my big new bod reveal.

I pump aggressively, I love how much this dick can handle versus my old one.

I go faster and faster… moaning loudly. My moans are almost like screams. I stair down at my fit stomach and hairy legs/feet.

It sends me over the edge and I squirt out so much cum. Before I get up, I take my thick jock fingers and grab all of the cum off my stomach. I lick each finger clean before heading over to my shower.

*30 minutes later*

Okay now I think I’m ready to introduce my new body to my friends.

My friends and I are a lot like. Alex, Max, Will, and I all share the same interests like our education, video games, comics, boys… I guess the only way to put it is that we are 4 gay nerds lol. But I love our little crew.

I head to the beach early and told them where to meet me. I haven’t sent any photos of my body yet so this should be fun!

I take off all of the clothes I had on over my new red speedo. I figure this is one way to make an impression. I run tanning oil all over my body and lay back waiting on them.

That’s when I see all three shuffling their way down the beach.

“Hey boys!” I holler out to them.

All of them look stunned by my presence.

“Oh my god, is that you Justin?,” says Alex.

I flex my arms just to show off a bit before saying, “Yep! This is the new me.”

“Holy crap! That body!!,” says Will.

I stand up and all of them are drooling over me. Mex even asks me if he can touch my abs.

“Go for it bro!”

Alex giggles, “oh so now we’re your bros.”

“Yeah with a body like this I have to get all of my ‘straight’ lingo down.”

“Shit, Justin how much was all of this? Do you have any side effects?”

“Surprisingly affordable and no I haven’t had any side effects.”

“Wow! This is so crazy, I can’t believe that’s you inside.”

I grin at all of my friends amazed by my new body.

We rented a boat to take on the water so we all hop on and all three of them can’t stop looking at me.

I sit in the back while Alex drove, Will and Max continue to ask me questions about the process.

Will even took a photo of me which I jokingly said to him, “hey don’t jerk to that pic later haha.”

“Lol no promises,” he says back.

All around it was a fun day, we ended up getting food afterwards and by the end we made plans for dinner tomorrow.

As I get back to my place, I wash off all of the salt water and sand. And went straight to my bed.

I laid in bed fully naked just gingerly fondling my dick and balls. All I can think about is how much my friends lusted after my new body.

I look down at my hard dick and grinned. Maybe it’s time to upload a couple of pics to Grindr. I’m ready for some real action!

*The Next Day*

I get a text from Alex that he has an emergency and for me to come over to his place immediately.

I quickly got dressed and rushed over. I get to his door and text that I’m here.

He responds, “it’s unlocked, come up to my bedroom.”

I thought the text was strange but Alex and I are probably the closest in our crew so I trust him.

I go up his stairs and open up his bedroom door.

And to my surprise I see a very hot guy laying in his bed.

“Surprise mothafucka!!”

“ALEX?!?”

“Yep! What do you think?”

“Holy shit! You went to SwapCorp? Oh wow you are… so freaking hot now!”

“Thanks! Now Justin we’re buddies, so why can’t we help eachother out a bit,” Alex pulls the blanket down realizing a massive hard on between his new legs.

“Wow! Are we about to hook up?”

“Only if you’re down!”

“Hell yeah!”

I strip off all of my clothes and hop into bed with him. We immediately start making out, we get so into it and I naturally gravitate my mouth down his chest to his cock.

I start sucking him off and he lets out these loud moans.

“Justin… god, this feels amazing!”

I lift my head up and I say, “this isn’t your first BJ right?”

He doesn’t say anything and just grins at me.

“Well… I guess I feel honored to your first.”

I fondle his balls while taking his dick deep down my throat. He’s convulsing from all of the pleasure.

“Oh god! Hold on Justin! I don’t wanna cum yet!”

I pull my mouth off and take my hand off of his balls.

“I have a weird request and you can say no to me,” he says nervously.

“Sure man!”

“Can I smell your feet?”

My eyes widen, holy crap Alex has a foot fetish?

“Oh my god yeah! As long as you let me smell your sexy toes!”

We both position ourselves to wear each others feet are directly in view.

His big jock feet are soooo hot!

I put my face into them and start licking between each of his toes.

I feel him tracing my soles and he says to me, “wait till you see Will and Max…”

“WHAT?!?”

God this is about to be the BEST summer!

[numberonetacostan]

Wait..where's...Mepad..? No seriously where's justin I won't get into the discourse bc thats against the rules, but im pretty sure he got fired :( I don't MIIIINDD Olivia's voice acting but it just feels so off

Hi Moldy!!^^ Welcome back, and thank you for sending in an ask!! :)

[All other asks will be answered around the normal time, but I wanted to get this one out sooner.]

Yeah, Justin is definitely gone. If you check their socials, they've removed mentions of ii from their descriptions, and their tumblr icon is no longer the matching one with Brian and Adam. I do appreciate you not getting into the discourse!!

But yeah, whether this means the allegations were true and they got fired, or they decided to quit/take a break due to the allegations/controversy, we don't know. The mentions of ii that Justin removed were *very* recently removed, though. I checked earlier today because I wasn't sure if they'd be in the remaster, and it was still there, so they took it off within the past ~2 hours or so.

I'm hoping we get official word from Adam/Brian on their Twitter. I doubt they'll put anything about it on YouTube, which is understandable considering that there are some pretty young kids who watch ii that don't need to know what happened, but I'm very much waiting for them to make a statement. It's been long enough, yeah? I do feel that they should give us at least somewhat of an explanation of what happened, one that doesn't violate anyone's privacy, of course.

I'm sure this is a difficult and upsetting situation for everyone, me included, so I'd like to encourage you all to take a tech-break, read a book, pet an animal, think of other things that make you happy. <3 I'm here if any of you need support.

EDIT: I've been seeing a lot of people using he/him for Justin today, this is not cool guys. Regardless of any allegations or actions of theirs, misgendering is not okay!!

[slyblonder]

Sweet Treat

Friends w/ benefits!Mark x GN!Reader

(reader has afab anatomy)

word count : 0.7k

“Wheres my treat?” “Your what?”

You and Mark have been friends for a little over two years, but only friends with benefits for about 6 months. This all came into agreement after a very wine drunk, slightly stoned,bored mentality. You were attractive. Mark was attractive(and big). What’s the worst that could happen you thought and agreed.

You hate to ring your own bell but the dick is AMAZING. Going into this you would’ve never guessed Mark would have the stamina he did. Especially with being on the bigger side than most, he’d manhandle you with ease. Yeah you were gonna keep this going for as long as you possibly could. “If you keep doing that I’ll cum again… I-I can’t anymore.” You were practically shaking,overstimulated,and a sobbing mess as mark ate you out. He was too pussy drunk to care about your pleads to stop, taking in your sweet taste as if it was his last. His fingers quickly replaced his tongue as he looked up at you, smiling as how broken you looked. “Then cum baby, let loose for me.” Thats all you needed to hear for that band to snap, letting out the most erotic moan either of you have ever heard.

You both lied there holding one another as you tried to recover, shaking a little every now and then which definitely earned a small chuckle from Mark. “Dude I’ve never heard you moan like that before, it was pretty hot honestly.” You looked up at him with a joking blank stare not wanting to give him any satisfaction. “I have no idea what you’re talking about. Plus I literally just stopped shaking, please give me like an hour before you get horny again.” You let out a small laugh and pat his chest before sitting up a bit and stretching. “I need to start getting ready for this event though. If I’m late there’s no doubt Chenle will kill me.” Standing up and tossing on whoever’s hoodie was at the edge of the bed, you noticed Mark staring at you blankly but not how you did earlier. This boy was truly perplexed.

“Where’s my treat?” “What treat?” Upon first glance you would’ve thought Mark just got told Justin Bieber quit music. He looked down heartbroken and couldn’t believe what he just heard. You like sweet treats and sharing them with people so you keep small bowls of different candies,chocolates, and other similar things in several areas of your home. Since Mark has been over so often, the bowl in your room had ran out and you never refilled it. After you both were done exploring each other you gave him one. Everytime. You basically trained and conditioned him. By accident at that. “Oh sweetie…thats-“ You couldn’t help but laugh and leave the room and come back with a melon candy. “Here you go baby.” Watching his face soften to a small pout was too cute for you to bear. “I thought I didn’t do a good job so you weren’t giving me a treat. Wait do you give other guys one too when they’re done if they do a good job? Did I do a good job? Wait are there othe-.”Before he could finish his list of questions you laughed and shook your head as you moved to sit across from him.

“You just fucked me, came in me, the ate me out until I came 3 times. I think you did more than a good job baby. And no there is no other guys, You have more than enough for me.” You watched as he listened and began to unwrap the candy. “Isn’t this like positive reinforcement like they use on dogs? oh my god you're treating me like a dog.””You know I do question what goes on in your head sometimes. No I’m not treating you like a dog, I just like sharing sweet treats with you.” You looked over at the bowl on your dresser and nodded towards it. “You finished that in a month. You’re here very often.” Mark looked over at the bowl and grew shy, he really was over often but he truly loves being in your presence. He does like you after all but you don’t need to know that right now. His eyes flickered down to your lips, suddenly growing a strong urge to kiss you.

“Let me share my sweet treat then.”

©️slyblonder

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[lyla123456]

Drunk Words

Montgomery De La Cruz x Reader

you

monty

Bryce

TW: Drunk Monty

I was working on my essay for English when I was interrupted by my phone ringing. I got up and walked over to night stand and unplugged my phone to answer.

"Hello?"

" Y/N!! how are you doing this fine morning"

" Monty its not even 11pm yet, are you drunk?"

" Drunk on life"

" Monty where are you"

"Bryces, can you pleasee come pick me up?"

" Yes I'll be right there, no more beer."

" Your no fun"

"bye monty"

I close my laptop and grab my keys, fortunately my parents are out of town and left me alone. They trusted me enough to know that I won't get into any trouble or throw parties. Unfortunately I've loved monty since freshman year but he's just never showed any interest so I never really tried to act on it.

When I get there I hear loud music and step out of my car, I head inside and see Bryce, Zach, Alex, Justin, and Monty.

" Alright Mont, let's go."

" Come on Y/nn stay have a few beers."

" I'm okay thanks Bryce"

Monty gets up stumbling a bit but follows me back to my car, I open the door for him and put the seatbelt on for him. I get to my Side of the car and start driving off, I was going to ask Monty if his dad was home but when I looked over at him he was sound asleep. I decided to just let him sleep at my place since no one was home. As I started pulling into my drive way Monty started to slowly wake up. I turn off the car and get out to help monty. When I get to his side he's already out waiting for me to help him inside.

When we get inside I put him on the couch and go to get some blankets and a pillow but I stop when I feel and hand on my wrist.

" Y/n?"

" Yeah mont? "

" Can I sleep in your bed?

" oh um, yeah I can take the couch"

" no please dont leave me alone"

I look at monty for a second and he looks a bit scared but that expression changed quickly into a small soft smile.

" uh yeah, okay I won't ,I'll stay until you fall asleep"

" can you just sleep in the bed with me?"

"Oh! okay yeah, come on"

I put Monty's arm on my shoulder and let him put his weight on me. I lay him on his side and then went to go get some of my dads old sweatpants and old shirt. i give it to him and then start walking to the door to give him some privacy.

" Wait, don't leave. Stay."

" oh okay yeah do you want me too turn around or something"

" no, you don't have to."

I turn away anyway and wait until the all clear. He tells me he's done and pats my side of the bed where he wanted me to sleep at. I go there and he pulls me to his chest.

" I love you Y/n."

" Mont your drunk"

" No im fine"

" monty tell me tomorrow when your not drunk okay?"

" Okay but drunk thoughts are sober thoughts"

I wait a few minutes to think of a response thinking about what he just said. But thats when I hear his soft snores and I just cuddle more into him and try to sleep.

" I love you too mont." I whisper and slowly drift off too sleep

[whatdoeseverybodywant]

LOVE - Chapter 5

After getting back together, Janelle finds out thats she's pregnant. Follow along with Josh and Janelle as they deal with the highs and lows of her pregnancy.

I do NOT give permission for my work to be translated or reposted on here or any other site, even if you give me credit. DO NOT REPOST MY FICS

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Janelle is played by Justine Skye

Hopefully this is only 2 chapters but you know me lol it might be more.

Sequel to All I Need Is You: Read Here

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

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Janelle looked up from the T.V when she heard the front door open and close. Her smile dropped from her face when Josh walked into the living room. 

“What happened?” Josh sighed and sat down on the couch next to her. 

“She has rights to Xavi. She’s his mother and there’s nothing I can do about it.” Janelle gasped. 

“But she abandoned him!” 

“I know that. My lawyer said that the courts won’t  care.” He groaned. “No matter what she always comes back and ruins shit. It’s like she knows when I’m happy.” He said as he stood up and started to pace. Janelle just sat there and watched him not knowing what to do or say.  She looked over at her dad when he walked into the living room. He walked over to Josh and placed a hand on his shoulder, stopping his pacing. 

“Josh, you know I’ve been through the same thing with Nelle and her brothers. And my one regret is not fighting hard enough. You said she left him at your mother's house right?” 

Josh nodded. “Yeah, on the porch didn’t even knock, just left him there.” Janelle’s dad nodded. 

“Okay, did y’all take him to the hospital or anything? Call the police?” Josh nodded. “Okay. get all the paperwork. Since she is his mom you have to prove that she is unfit.” 

“I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.” Josh said as he got his phone out of his pocket. 

“That’s how I got Nelle and her brothers back. It took some time, but no matter what. Do not stop fighting for your boy.”

“I’m bout to head to to get Xavi from school.” Janelle said a couple of hours later as she walked into the nursery for their son. “Probably stop by the market too.” 

“Janelle, you need to relax. You’re 8-” 

“8 months pregnant. Yeah I know.” She said with a chuckle. “But, you need to finish this crib.” She said looking at all the pieces scattered all over the floor. 

“Fine, just be careful.” She blew him a kiss as she left the room. 

Janelle let out a groan as she stepped out of the car and stretched. Her back was killing her. She couldn’t wait until she gave birth. She smiled at the secretary as she entered Xavi’s school. 

“Good Afternoon. Beth.” Beth gave Janelle a quizzical look. 

“Hey Janelle. Um, Xavier’s mom already came and picked him up.”  Janelle actually felt her heart stop beating. 

“Excuse me?” She said, as she started to panic. She pulled her phone out of her purse and called Josh.  How did she find out where Xavi went to school?! Beth gulped and handed Janelle the photo copy of Ximena’s ID. 

“She came here with the birth certificate. She said Josh said it was okay for her to come get him.” Janelle narrowed her eyes and pointed a manicured finger at Beth. 

“We had a list of people who can pick him up and she was not on the list Bethany!” Beth jumped and the volume of Janelle’s voice. 

“Nelle, why are you yelling.?!” Josh asked once he answered the phone. 

“They let Ximena talk Xavi, Josh.”

“Call the cops.” was all Josh said before he hung up the phone and rushed over to the school. Janelle groaned and put her phone back in her bag. 

“Why wouldn’t yall call me or Josh first!” She said as she rubbed her hand on her belly. She was starting to get cramps. 

“I called the cops for you.” Beth whispered, feeling awful. “I’m sorry we didn’t know.” 

Janelle sighed and winced as the cramps got intense.  “I thought the pick-up slips were for a reason.” Beth nodded, but before she could say anything Josh stormed through the door. 

“What they fuck is wrong with yall!” He yelled. “Why would yall let my fuckin’ son go with someone not on his fucking pick up list.” 

“Mr. Fatu, we are - “ 

“Man, fuck all that. Where the cops?” He said, turning to look at Janelle. 

“We called them.” The principal said. Finally coming out of his office. He walked over and tried to shake Josh’s hand. He quickly put his hand down when Josh gritted his teeth at him. 

“Mr. Fatu. Let me be the first to say how sorry we are. But she had his birth certificate.” Janelle zoned out of the conversation because her cramps were getting worse. Josh stopped yelling at the principal when he saw Janelle walk over to a chair and sit down. He rushed over to her when she let out a groan and pinched her eyes shut in pain. 

“Nelle, what's wrong?” He asked, placing his hands over hers. 

“Braxton-Hicks.” She said and waved him off. “I’m fine.” They both looked over towards the door when the cops walked in. “Go talk to them.” Janelle tried to do the breathing exercises her OB told her about but they were not working. Josh noticed the distress on his fiance’s face and excused himself from the police officers. 

“Nell, go home and rest. I got this.” She opened her eyes and shook her head. 

“No, what if-” 

“Janelle. Please.” 

“Fine.” She said and held out her hand so he could help her up. “Call me, when you find out something,” She said and he nodded. 

Janelle sighed as she stopped at a red light. This whole situation was beyond fucked and Ximena’s karma was come back and bite her in the ass. She just hoped that wherever Xavi was he was safe.

Janelle pulled up to their house and stared at the car in her driveway. She had never seen it before and it had a Florida license plate. She shrugged as she made her way into the house. 

Janelle dropped her bag in shock when she saw who was in the living room. “Xavi?!” She ran over to him and wrapped him in a tight hug. “You okay?” She asked as she pulled away from him and started to check him for marks. 

Janelle’s dad walked into the living room when he heard her voice. “I tried to call you and Josh. y’all didn’t pick up.” She went to reply but the look on her dad’s face stopped her. 

“Dad. What’s wrong?” 

“Call Josh and come in the kitchen. Now” He said and walked back into the kitchen. She looked back down at Xavi who was already back to watching cartoons and pulled out her phone to call Josh as she walked into the kitchen. 

“So you must be the fiance.” Janelle looked up and made eye contact with the man from Josh’s mom party, then her eyes slid over to the woman next to him. She looked just like Xavier. The woman got out of her chair and sauntered over to Janelle, looking her up and down. “I’m Ximena. Xavi’s mom.” 

Hopefully you guys like this chapter. ❤️

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[cementcornfield]

an unfortunately hilarious way to describe how how the bengals fumbled this deal. listen here

transcription (and some commentary) below

they tried friday night, they even tried on saturday into saturday night, and it continued into sunday morning actually. they could not bridge the gap, it just was not happening. there were numbers that they couldn’t figure out. there was a cash flow issue, there was a years issue. the APY was fine. it would have surpassed justin jefferson but everything else was not there. and basically, this is exactly what justin jefferson went through last year. justin jefferson also wanted to get extended after his third year, the vikings could not bridge the gap. they made him play out his fourth year and eventually it all worked out and he just became the highest paid receiver after playing four years. ja’marr’s gonna go through the same thing. he’s gonna play through his fourth year and eventually at this time next year he’s gonna try to get extended and he was looking for 36 million a year right now. if he has a ja’marr chase type of year right now, ja’marr will be able to ask for 40 million dollars a year next year and he’s going to get it from the bengals. thats where it is. 

again, i don’t know why some of these organizations decide to wait when you have the star players, just pay them because if you don’t it gets more expensive…i’ll tell you this much, ja’marr’s side? not happy about it. ja’marr himself? not happy about it as well. he thought the deal would get done, this has been four, maybe even five, months of negotiations and they thought they were on the doorstep a couple of times only for it to collapse, and we’ve said it a million times - the bengals do negotiations way different than every other team. they're way more annoying about it and this player experienced it for the first time and he’s not happy about it. but there’s nothing he can do about it, he’s gonna play through the year. he handled it with class and he’s onto playing week 2 where he should be fully healthy. 

Okay so! pretty revealing stuff!

the cash flow thing. upon further research, this isn't the classic "oh boohoo the brown family is too poor!" but actually more about guaranteed money. it's cash flow for the player throughout the deal. the bengals tend to only guarantee a certain amount in the first (and very rarely the second) year of the deal. ja'marr's camp wanted more guaranteed money throughout the contract (which basically ensures security throughout the whole thing rather than risk being cut at the end, and could also prevent him from wanting to hold out/in because he wouldn't be making much per game towards the end). it seems like the bengals had a limit on the money they'd guarantee throughout six years, not because they couldn't, but because they wouldn't. (they are billionaires and are more than capable of drumming up more liquid cash if they really wanted to, but they don't want to.)

one thing i DO find comforting though is that we are not the only team to fuck this up lol. justin tried for an extension last year, and they also couldn't bridge the gap, making him play his fourth year first. and it all ended happily, he is the highest paid receiver now. and next year, ja'marr will be.

but! ja'marr is NOT happy right now. which sucks! he's a pro and i know he can put it behind him and focus on the game. but it's just such a bummer. hopefully he can use this as motivation and play pissed off/with a chip on his shoulder/whatever, but still, annoying it got to this point!

the confirmation about how annoying the bengals are as an organization to deal with from every single agent. it really shouldn't be a secret after jessie, tee, etc. and it's such a poor reflection on us that we supposedly didn't pay those guys to pay ja'marr, and we couldn't even get that right (we will eventually, but they've already used up any good will they had from ja'marr's side, and are going to have to pay way more now!)

[one-little-nerd-stayed-home]

#can you imagine the timeline where loathing did get the fix when he went to see mark#and then he gives that fact before attempting to fucking take out the rest of the crew???#DONT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS OP#SOMEONE WRITE THIS FANFIC <- tags from this post

Well @clownjacket You're in luck because I'm procrastinating HARD this week and that means apparently all I needed was your prompting to crank out over 2000 words in 24 hours :)

You can read on AO3 here: Lazer Focus Or here under the cut :)

As Dramatic exits from the Police Station go, Hunch Curio has made some pretty impressive ones. But this one has to be pretty far up the list he thinks. Especially with Dan Fucks and Justin trailing behind him.

It looses points for the fact that no one is yelling for them to stop or 'get back here' yet though.

Hunch grins as he spots a police car swerving dangerously as it pulls up to the curb. Bonus points for the get-away car.

“That looks like Conrad's driving!” Hunch says, exuberant. “Oh good. Little rapscallion’s making himself useful at least.” Dan pants, as Hunch jogs up to the slightly smoking police car.

“Hey boys!” Conrad grins, resting one arm out the window. “Hi Conrad!” Justin puts both front paws on the door to lick the kid’s face. “I’m so glad to see you… Dan fucking killed the chief of police!”

“He What?!” Anastasia yelps head appearing from the backseat. Dan clears his throat. “Ah, yes. Well “ “Old news.” Hunch interjects. “Norel Ojical was the one that bought the gun they used to blow up the keyhole in Cerebell Pacific!” “Why would Norel want to destroy a keyhole?” Imelda asks, leaning down to look out the window as well.

“Well I don’t know yet-“ Hunch says “But I’m working on some theories.” “Yes!” Dan seconds. “And didn’t you say you had a lead on where he bought the weapon?” Hunch snaps his fingers. “Right! Yeah - Thalmus & Sons, and I never been there but I gotta know what they have in stock.”

A door bangs open behind them. “Stop! Murder! We’re the Police!” “Time to go!” Imelda shouts. Conrad hesitates for a half second before he nods resolutely. “Lets roll!” Anastasia throws the back door open and Dan and Hunch scramble in as Justin simply jumps through the driver’s window, scrambling into Imelda’s lap.

The engine roars and Conrad swings the car back onto the road.

"Wait Dan you said you killed the chief of police?” Anastasia demands. She’s produced a notepad from somewhere in her coat and is tapping her pen against the spine. “Not on purpose.” Dan says. “I simply went to escape my handcuffs and when they sprang open BAM! He just keeled over. Dead at the Desk!" “Hmm.” Anastasia scribbles something down in her notebook. “And you’re sure it was you?” “Oh yeah. I saw it.” Justin says leaning into the back seat. “It was real dramatic. I wasn’t sure what to think at first, but y’know all the cops in this city are kind of huge assholes anyway."

“So I can't help but notice we're missing someone." Hunch interrupts. “Has anyone seen The Fix lately? “ “Yes where did our large companion make it to?” Dan seconds, glancing around the car. “You’d think it’d be a lot harder to lose someone of his size in this city.”

There's a moment of uncomfortable silence as they realize none of them have an answer.

“It might not be anything too serious. Did we even agree on a meeting place before splitting up?” Hunch asks. “Thats true!” Dan agrees. “Maybe he just got held up at the D.A.’s office and wasn’t sure where we went!” “Maybe-“ Conrad says doubtfully. The silence stretches again.

“Maybe I should have gone with him…” Conrad says “Maybe Mr Bition didn’t believe him.”

“Absolutely not.” Imelda says

“Hmph yes.” Dan says. “If The Fix has found trouble, a little rapscallion like yourself would have no chance!”

“Well maybe but-“

“I mean if they were able to stop The Fix what would we have done?” Justin asks forlornly.

“Do you think the D.A. did something?” Anastasia asks, after a moment. “Well he was one of the first ones to put a hit out on Conrad here.” Hunch agrees.

Anastasia twitches her pen between her fingers. “What if he found something out to do with that key we saw at the Occulus? The one that might have had something to do with Mr Ojical’s death?”

“That key looked like bad news.” Imelda agrees. As Conrad swerves around a chunk of debris, throwing Dan into Hunch and Anastasia in the back seat.

"Well maybe we should find The Fix first" Imelda suggests.

"I see no reason to go haring off when we don't know where to start looking." Dan grouses. Anastasia taps her pen on the back window suddenly.

"We're not too far from the DA's office, we could drive by and see if we spot anything."

"Yes lets!" Imelda agrees, craning her neck to look off the overpass.

"Well I mean I would like to know-" Hunch is cut off by Dan’s hand in his face again as Conrad swerves into the offramp towards the DA's office.

“I’m sure he’s fine. I can’t think of many things that would be able to stop The Fix.“ Justin says uncertainly. Conrad’s hands tighten on the wheel as the rest of the adults look at each other uncomfortably.

“Look! There!” Anastasia shouts suddenly. Conrad slams on the brakes and they all peer out of the windows at The Fix, looming out of an alley a few metres ahead of them.

Conrad throws his door open darting forward. “Mister the Fix!” Conrad exclaims.

“Conrad.” The Fix’s voice stops Conrad cold. It’s flat, sharp around the edges.

“Hey Fix! Bout time you showed up! Whats- with the look?” Hunch steps up beside Conrad.

“You know.” The Fix says slowly. “We’re going to an awful lot of trouble for this kid and I’m not sure why.” At Conrad’s knee, Justin starts to growl, hackles rising as the big man takes another step forward, there’s something not quite right about his eyes. Conrad realizes.

“Well what should we do?” Anastasia demands, hand coming down on Conrad’s shoulder, and pulling him back, behind her. “Its not like anyone else in this city is trying to save the big guy’s life!”

“Did you know?” The Fix says, taking another deliberate step forward, “That approximately 200 million years,”Hunch braces his feet and Anastasia reaches for a non-existent weapon. “The Asian and American Continents will collide, and form a super continent.” Conrad trips over his feet and the Fix’s gaze swivels to him - irises glowing pure-scalding white. “So I’m not sure any of this matters.”

There’s a buzzing in the back of Conrad’s skull. The key. This has to be the Key, the Psychometer. This is what it does.

The Fix hits Hunch hard enough to lift the slight detective off his feet. Anastasia throws herself aside, narrowly avoiding the back-swing. Conrad scrambles to his feet and bolts, colliding with Dan as the man comes around the car.

“Conrad you little shit! What’s taking so-“ Fucks cuts himself off as he takes in the scene. “What the Devil?!”

The Fix is closing the distance fast and Conrad ducks around Dan, scrambling past a pile of debris on the street. “Now hold on Fix! What do you think you're doing?” Dan demands as the Fix reaches him.

“Dan Fucks" There's contempt in The Fix's tone. "Another Distraction.” Dan yelps as the Fix’s fist comes down on him.

“Hey Fix!” Imelda shouts throwing a rock of rubble at The Fix from behind. He stagger steps whirling on her. “Now I don’t know much but I don’t think you‘re the kind of man to hunt a child.” Imelda says backing away slowly. “Why I’d say quite the opposite actually, so why don’t you tell me what the hell you think you’re doing.” Conrad hesitates, he’s only a few feet from the car. Hunch and Anastasia are still picking themselves up off the asphalt.

“I’m doing - My Job.” The Fix says and Imelda narrowly avoids his fist. “Conrad run” Anastasia shouts from where she’s scrambling to her feet. Conrad shudders he wants to run. Hunch is dragging himself to his feet cradling an arm that looks broken. He can’t run. Its not right. ‘Get out of here you little shit.’ Dan hisses, staggering to his feet. Conrad doesn’t move. Its not right to leave his friends behind. He scans the street and spots a building, leaning dangerously, probably damaged when the freeway collapsed.

“Hey! Mr The Fix!!” Conrad shouts. White eyes swivel to him and the buzzing in the back of Conrad’s skull prickles like TV static as the pure lazer focus is turned on him. “I know the Psychometer got to you, Mr The Fix. And I know that's not your fault, but I can’t let you hurt my friends.” The Fix doesn’t respond, pacing towards Conrad, completely ignoring the shouts of the others behind him. Conrad makes himself move slowly as he backs towards the broken building.

“I know.” Conrad says, trying not to let his voice shake. “I know the Psychometer is making you think this is the only option, but it’s wrong! This matters, what we do matters, Norel died trying to defend the Big Guy! The packet could save hundreds of people!” Conrad can see Imelda, Hunch, Dan and Anastasia scrambling to their feet behind the Fix.

“Nothing we do matters.” The Fix asserts fists balling as he steps into the alley. “This is all a distraction.” Conrad realizes with a sinking feeling that he’s not going to make it under the overhang in time. “You’re a distraction.” The Fix says. And strikes faster than thought.

Conrad throws himself out of the way.

He lands on his hands and knees.

Dimly he can hear Hunch shouting and Imelda, and his hand is closing over something metal.

The Fix is crouching, staring at him with cold white eyes. Instinctively, Conrad slashes at the Fix's face with the metal in his hand.

“We’ve wasted too much time on you.” The Fix snaps. There's blood running down his face and Conrad glances down at the skate blade in his hand, and his momentary distraction is when The Fix's hand closes around him.

"No More distractions." The Fix says a hint of something like desperation creeping into his tone even though his eyes are still uncanny. Conrad glances down, eyes drawn to a white slot in the Fix's chest.

“Elias needs to Focus-“ Conrad drives the skate blade into The Fix’s chest.

There is a moment where Conrad thinks his ribs might crack as the crackling static rings in his ears, louder, Louder, and then - Fix’s grip goes slack, Conrad staggers back, something like a sob building in the back of his throat as the metal warms in his hand. “Conrad!” Anastasia shouts, she darts past where the Fix has slumped against the wall of the building, “Conrad are you ok?” Hunch asks, peering at him, positioned squarely between Conrad and The Fix’s inert form.

Over Anastasia’s shoulder Conrad can see Imelda and Dan hot on their heels. Conrad glances down at the skate blade, bracing himself for blood. Instead he finds a small silver key resting in his palm.

“Oh, Conrad are you ok?” Justin demands, nosing into Conrad’s chest. Conrad nods slowly, unable to tear his gaze from the key.

“Yeah, yeah I’m ok, I have a key.” “A Key?” Dan exclaims clapping a damp hand on Conrad’s shoulder and leaning in. “You little rapscallion! Where have you been hiding a key?”

“I don’t know.” Conrad says honestly. “It just appeared when I tried to stop The Fix.”

“Did stop the Fix you mean - oh SHIT.” Hunch yelps as The Fix moves, sitting up. Hunch jumps back and the others close ranks around Conrad, but The Fix’s eyes are back to normal, aside from the slight sheen of confusion.

“Mister The Fix?” Conrad worms his way between Anastasia and Imelda to wave a little, The Fix’s gaze settles on him and realization flashes over him.

“Fuck” The Fix says, and honestly, Conrad agrees with the sentiment. “Conrad are you ok? I didn’t - I didn’t hurt you?”

“Yeah. I’m ok.” Conrad steps out infront of the others, “And I have a key now!” he holds out his palm. The Fix stares at the tiny key, expression caught somewhere between guilt and relief. 

"You sure do kid-"

"Hey how'd the Psycometer get you?" Hunch demands, cutting in excitedly and The Fix surges to his feet. “Shit! Listen I - I'm real sorry but we don't have time, Madame Loathing. Self Loathing - She has the Psychometer. She’s looking for a new keyhole.”

“Madame Loathing has the Psychometer?” Conrad asks

“You mean she’s corrupted? Like you were?” The Fix shakes his head grimly.

“No, no she’s using it. She got Mr Bition, she got me -“

“Well if Loathing is in charge the revolution is going to be a long time coming.” Dan says.

“She must not know where all the keyholes are.” Hunch says “If she hasn’t done it yet.”

“But the repairs must be almost done at Cerebell Pacific.” Imelda points out.

“And there’s Oblongata station.” Anastasia says.

"Yeah." The Fix moves to rub the back of his neck. "I think I may have mentioned Oblongata station. But she was waiting for something before venturing out-”

Any other information is drowned out by the low roar of an engine as headlights flash over the six of them. A shiny black car pulls into the alley, blocking off their escape. The street-lamps behind the car spark with excess energy as the the door opens.

“Well well well. Imagine meeting you folks here.” Don Avaricci grins, cigar clamped between his teeth as he reaches for his breast pocket.

“Wuh Oh.” Hunch says.

[m--rtyr]

TW for abuse, sexual assault.

i am in no way a professional critic, im just a person on the internet, do not let me inform your opinions on what media you do and do not enjoy.

my notes whilst watching it ends with us, as someone who hates the essence of it's creation:

wait this movie is 2 hours long.... why am i doing this?

okay gotta admit i like the colourgrading, overall autumn/fall kinda vibe of the opening. feels kind of retro.

i don't like this outfit. like i fuck with the individual pieces but not together...

ngl i get the irritation/detachment of someone trying to pressure you to talk nicely about a father you hate...

IS THAT ETHEL CAIN

sorry, if im sad and alone and some man invades that space by kicking a chair, he is already on my 'unfuckable' list.

i hate justin baldoni's voice. 'cherry on top?' bro sounds like he's gonna go 'ahaa'. shut up.

i too random infodump on strangers about facts i don't actually know. and pry in their business.

if a stranger asks me where i live, that is a RED FLAG, do nawt answer it.

her name and her wanting to open a flowershop makes me cringe. its not even funny. she could still have a flowery name but LILY BLOSSOM BLOOM???

'naked truths' throw up on the floor.

if a stranger told me a child died and then asked me to tell him a naked truth i would throw myself off a roof

'making me jealous of a homeless man' 'thats enough'. and then 'i want to have sex with you' three seconds later?? Lily, RUN

'im an unreliable narrator' is a line that could go so hard under the right circumstances, but not this one

i am actually scared rn i do not want them to kiss. i do like her rings tho

that was the most cringe scene i have ever watched.

her carpet makes me uncomfortable.

what teenager has a finding nemo poster. Like i had a blue planet poster at like 13 im not one to judge. but. damn.

Atlas' teenage haircut is ugly as hell lol

Lily's younger casting is really good tho. she looks so much like Blake... the wardrobe is still ass. but it took me a moment to clock it wasn't Blake.

i don't know who the younger actress is, but she is rather charming icl.

Lily's adult outfits remain shockingly horrideous even though the individual items are actually quite nice. I would wear some of these shirts.

Jenny Slate...

if a bitch with a bad sense of fashion came into my place of business and told me she found my chosen career to be depressing i would knock her teeth in.

are they... painting over wallpaper?

the onesies are a... choice.

sorry the outfits are horrendous.

i am now 30 minutes in

ryle is insufferable. 'get you out of my system' lily RUN

kissing in public should be a felony

i don't get how younger lily turned into the Blake Lily. younger lily was so mellow, and the older one says 'naked truths' unironically.

her party fit is ATROCIOUS. she could not even afford this, blake, stop getting things from your own wardrobe. the VIOLENT side part too. i think it could suit someone but that someone isn't Blake, no offence to her. she is beautiful, but this ain't it.

Ryle is so creepy. 'can you just shut up for one second' is so EUGH

sorry wearing fishnets to bed is a crime. The entire thing is a sensory nightmare, like her hair is just free. i cannot sleep like that, it needs to be out of my way. not really a gripe with the movie i just feel uncomfortable now.

its up in the morning at least. maybe she shoves it up off cam.

somehow jenny slate is the most tolerable character in the movie so far.

i think this movie would be more impactful if it wasn't painfully obvious from the start that Ryle would hit a woman.

i don't enjoy watching teenagers kiss

i don't know how the younger actress manages to copy Blake's mannerisms in a way that doesn't feel like im grinding sandpaper between my teeth. something Blake herself does not manage

this feels like a 'Oh... oh' moment. I prefer Atlas already and I feel like it shouldn't be so easy to decide pre-abuse reveal

'pre-abuse reveal' i sound like an asshole. because i am

COME ON SKINNY LOVE JUST LET ME IN

safe sex! yay!

thinking of safe sex with your ex bf whilst at dinner with your terrible new boyfriend who probably would pressure you to do anal no lube

it sounded like she said 'hatlas' and that made me giggle

i am now 60 minutes in

bro she is so disappointed she cannot get that.

i do really enjoy the colourgrading in this movie.

the music in this film is actually really great

I FALL INTO PIECES WHEN IM WITH YOU

'i feel like im in a porno' he just cooked. behave yourself.

'every tattoo means something' when i get tattoos they will be bugs because i like bugs. but only when i have money.

'your vagina' EUGYH VOMIT VOMIT COMIT

oh damn he hit her. That was very fast, it seemed accidental. I sense a future flashback to that scene that says otherwise.

'yeeahhh' with vocal fry? Justin shuttt uppppp

im not feeling the out-of-windscreen shot

Atlas is the only person in this movie looking out for this girl.

Atlas is the only motherfucker in here that i can tolerate.

i am so much more invested in the lily/atlas backstory than the current storyline. Not even because i want romance, i don't care, but because it's just infinitely more entertaining to watch two children of abuse find comfort in each other than watch someone fall for the most violent man ever and be surprised that he is violent.

im not saying it's women's fault for not picking up on red flags. but OH MY GOD. My parents were in an abusive relationship before i was old enough to even remember them being together, my mother acknowledges in retrospect how red my dad's flags were when they were together, but she needed the context of how bad he could be to notice them. That's not what is happening here. Ryle is blatantly terrible from the moment they meet, he isn't remotely charming or capable of hiding them. This isn't well-written, it makes me want to put skewers in my ears.

why is her mouth always open

its so obvious she doesn't want to be in this relationship. that or blake just cannot sell wanting to be in the same room as Justin Baldoni - which, y'know, i wouldn't be able to either. Can't blame her for that one. don't get why people think she fell inlove with him on set, she looks so uncomfortable every 3 seconds

i really like her rings

why do they vocal fry every two seconds. i hate it. like if it was just their natural voices it would be one thing but it just shows up out of nowhere.

justin growling makes me deeply unsettled

'mama' shut UP JUSTIN BALDONI

imagine turning the birth of your niece into your proposal. That's SICK. Bro imagine it's your birthday and ur uncle is like 'aha can't make it, today is my proposal anniversary! gonna get laid! aha!'

those gloves are a hatecrime against me.

can ryle just cut to the point? like. he's like 'i... did... something... and...' SHUT UP

girl don't 'ryle my baby' him, he is being a fucking psycho. run away, Lily.

this was also framed as an accident. I know why this probably is, but it feels like it's struggling to commit. i'll talk about this later

im taking a break

im back. im watching this on a... website, and i clicked and i got a pop-up ad for a flower drawing tutorial. COLLEEN HOOVER IT ENDS WITH US COLOURING BOOK INCIDENT WHAT

okay it's kind of heartbreaking that when he asks her questions after she hit her head, she says he's 'helping her' and then he tells her to say it's nothing and she DOES. like i think the only way they could have made that more impactful is to make it obvious he did it on purpose.

she can never get away from the sound of the man that loves her. GOD. Atlas haunts her

i am 90 minutes in...

Ryle is just so blatantly disgusting. It's such a small thing, asking her about her tattoo, but they manage to make it so obvious he isn't asking to be nice. And then he goes to lovebombing her after harassing her about Atlas, and it's...

It makes me sick to my stomach, and it's scenes like these that make me question the quality of everything else, and why they didn't put this much effort into the portrayal of Ryle's behaviour. It is so blatant from the beginning in a way that wasn't just 'bad vibes' but just... expressing toxic behaviour upfront. And it means that people don't take the movie or the book seriously because Lily should have noticed, she had seen abuse herself in the past so to not notice it when Ryle is basically wearing a dunce cap saying 'abusive' on it feels really... dumb

And the general half-cocking of the abuse scenes until this point feels so odd because they have shown how unsettling they can make him. And every abuse scene up until this point has been shot as a convincing accident, and i know the point is that is how she sees it, but when one of the few good aspects of the movie is the total dread, it doesn't make sense that they don't lean into it by making the abuse more and more obvious until she cannot possibly pass it off as anything else. Let us see it plainly on the screen so we can feel the tension when she acts like it is nothing, it is an accident. the scene of him nursing her back to health isn't as sickening as it could be if we saw him PUSH her.

That said Blake's acting in this scene is really good. The pleading and begging and the flashbacks to her parents all work to really sell the terror, and the knowing that something bad is happening to her, and this is Not Okay. I just wish the rest of the movie really leant into the underlying unsettling feeling that i feel from seeing Justin Baldoni's face. Like if it was subtle behaviour at first that he expresses later in worse ways, then we could feel the dread of 'he has always been this way, how didn't we see it?' but that isn't what they do. Hopefully the last 40 minutes carry.

Her going back to Atlas is actually really emotional because he just knows from seeing her. And he's always known, and he's always been safe for her, and it's never been about wanting her love but always been about loving her. Like Ryle spends the entire movie wanting her love and Atlas has only wanted her safety. And this is wasted on poor writing.

'we don't give xrays to pregnant women unless it's vital' and the look on her face. I don't like Blake but you have to give her some dues.

I like Atlas' place. it's very 'im a single man who owns a restaurant called roots'.

I do not, however, like Blake's hair being tucked into the coat. It feels like a sensory nightmare

the flash to Justin's ring whilst he assaulted her... Bro....

Like i don't like this movie but i can appreciate that the end is really committing to the mood and it was directed and acted quite well. Shame it's got a whole body and not just it's head.

this is irrelevant but there is like a wildlife survival channel on the tv rn (im watching on my laptop) and i just saw a dude spear a squirrel.

It's so wild to respond with your ex's fears of being pregnant with 'well i was suicidal lol then i saw u'.

Atlas is the only person in this movie who cares about Lily and that is sick.

This is why we keep our firearms unloaded, so our kids don't abuse their wives.

Why is Jenny Slater's backstory about hating flowers more emotional that Ryle's backstory for being abusive.

Jenny Slater has only just been a good friend now, for the first time in the movie, by giving Lily an ultimatum

i do not know what Jenny Slater's characters name is if that is not clear.

sorry i do not like TSwift so her being in the background makes me really on edge. her voice viscerally affects me idk. it just gives me anxiety.

I personally would not feel safe being alone with my abuser even if it's to fix up our baby's crib. I would just want Jenny Slater there too or something, especially if i was pregnant. I wouldn't want to risk it. but to each their own.

I also would probably not have him in the delivery room either or let him hold the baby, but again, not my business.

the baby noises are cute. i love babies.

maybe don't tell your abusive husband you want a divorce whilst he is holding your baby by the way. especially if he is known for blind fits of rage.

The end of the movie would not work if the baby was a boy, by the way.

I am so glad they kept the ellen shit out of this movie.

'it ends with us' slow zoom in

i do think this movie is aesthetically gorgeous minus the costuming.

I am 2 hours in, ten mins to go

idk it feels weird that the end of the movie is Lily and her mother going to the grave of her abuser father and like... idk kind of keeping him in her life in a way without giving her any real reason to have any sympathy for him. if anything they should make a point of her not forgiving her dad in this way because, y'know, she was put into the same position of her mother... but that's just me i think

[winderlylandchime]

Some of my favorite things he said about/during the podcast: - he came inside and went ‘HE HAS A FUN PERSONALITY! I didn’t expect that for some reason. Why was that? I think we’d be friends. Be honest, do you think he would like me?’ - ‘he is in school to be a therapist?! So no more acting? Wait does he not do tv? What the fuck? *long silence* from 1 to 10 how fucked up would it be to go to him and pretend that my wife and i are having issues..*long silence again* yeah, pretty fucked up. But imagine you go to therapy and the guy who fucked guys on tv is there to help you. Amazing’ - *randy says he never had confidence to do stuff like lil nas x* ‘wait what? He was getting rimmed on live tv at that age and he’s saying he wasnt bold and confident? HOW’ (This is where i did ask him what he meant about that and his reply was ‘i was sure that he and Brian (lol he still doesnt know Gales name), were walking around like the hottest bitches in the city since I’m sure everyone wanted them. So i guess Brian actor was walking around like the hottest bitch by himself..unless if this insecurity cane later then they probably fucked around town together *does fingers guns*’ i cant wait for him to see how gale is irl -(jordan mentions that he had to sneak around to watch the pilot as a kid) ‘and here we are watching it on the big tv and talking to our parents about it. And they say the world hasn’t changed *makes a fist* RAINBOW’ - ‘he has a cat named Latrice! And you made fun of me for Brian *turns to the cat* thats called hypocrisy, Brian’ -randy/jordan says something about blackface episode ‘WHAT? That was a joke, right?…yeah, it was…can they talk more about the show tho, i have many questions. So many. Too many.’ -*Jordan mentions Brian* ‘AHHHHHHH HE SAID HIS NAME’ - ‘real talk. Do you think a person like Brian exists? With the fucking and all that? Is the actor like any of that? But like more normal about some stuff? Cause I was sure Justin dude was like Justin for some reason but apparently i was wrong’ - ‘wait Justin actor dude didn’t like to be recognized by his role of Justin? Well thats..I thought he would be all HELL YEAH!! I fake fuck Brian Kinney! But he had shame? I was sure everyone would be hyped up about them’ - ‘hold the fuck up. He had issues with the sex scenes? *he looks at me all worried* i thought they liked filming it? Maybe cause early 00s sex scene filming was bad? I was sure he was all confident while filming them since…ya know’ -when they talked about religion, he called mom to ask what the priest at our church (we’re not religious, our mom just woke us up one sunday and said we should check it out to see what the big fuss was) said to him bc he only remembered it was funny and the answer was ‘after you asked if you can come to a confessional (he asked as a joke btw) he said that even he doesn’t have enough time for you and would probably stop believing in God by the end of it. Why do you ask? That was not a proud moment as a mom for me, no matter how funny it was’ - *randy mentions he’s shy vs how he used to be outgoing* ‘he’s shy? cause of the show? Huh? I need 20 more podcasts where he talks about it because i just found myself with even more questions’ - ‘HE WAS IN A PLAY CALLED COCK?! HE DOES PLAYS? About cocks? *sits back and crosses his legs* good for him *silence and then* imagine it’s about roosters’ - *randy mentions that he feels like he’s not taken seriously in certain places bc of his education/career* ‘he gets it! Ive had arguments about this! I like this shit! I agree with this shit! I need more of this shit. Give me all of it. Does Brian have a podcast? I wanna hear him talk. Especially about the aftermath of the show. Actually I just wanna hear him talk’ (the Gale crush is for sure alive) The main take away from the podcast was that he wants to listen to it all and he is obsessed with Randy’s personality cause he thought Randy was more reserved and maybe like how he was in S3 with Ethan. He didn’t know how to explain it better but oh well.

I sent my cousin all this while he was listening because, shocker!! The discovery of Randy’s podcast a few months ago made it through some of my family. Now I’m really starting to feel like Regina in the hallway scene in Mean Girls.

YES! Randy has a fun personality!

So your brother is imagining going to Randy for therapy and I’m imagining running into Randy at a continuing education course. Somehow him becoming a therapist makes him much more accessible!

But yeah this is where your brother begins to lose the belief that all the actors loved being on QAF and are endlessly proud of their roles and want to be recognized for them. Not that I think Randy *isn’t* proud at all but he was the youngest and certainly not protected from pushy fans and invasive questions.

I love that your mom just woke up one Sunday and thought “wonder what’s happening with that church thing, let’s go check it out” Also your brother wanting to check out confessional is equivalent to me wanting to take communion when I went to mass with my grandparents (my mom is Jewish so I’m Jewish).

You are sowing the seeds of madness in your family and I can only encourage it…

[thefinalsnart]

SNART !!! did we lose the dgm wiki? thats just rude how will my adhd dgm ass surVIVE !!! anyways, i saw ur post and i am here to shARE some thors as the keyword dgm summoned me !!!! 🫡🧡 (also i just found the wiki. the just sont have reevers anymore? scoff!!!!)

ANYWAYS johnny with a southern accent that he kinda tries to shake off bcos he becomes so self conscious at the order !!! they tease him about the way he pronounces things but when he manages to hide his accent they all go "wait :( johnny what r u doing :(" and promptly apologize way too much, trying to compensate for making him feel bad. in truth, he didnt mask it bcos of their teasing, but simply bcos he was kinda alone w the accent and it bothered him personally JSJSJSJ

also reever is both head of the science division but his most important (important!!!! 😤) job is head of the spider-and-other-bugs extermination division! hes seen Some Shit in australia and is therefor rarely ever bothered by the silly little european bugs. he always lets them out with a glass and a paper and a nonchalant air that annoys everyone bcos that waS A GIANT SPIDER W EGGS MY DUDE! but he simply goes on w his day, arriving when called. lavi once called him bcos of a toad in the library, which no one ever lets him live down. lavi defends himself by saying he couldnt see what it was between the books, except that it was slimy and breathing! 🫡

i watch some tiktoks (</3) with this german couple about stereotypes of german people and i swear. half the time i just see link and giggle, kicking my feet. theyre so hilarious, its like 'going on a biking trip' and hes SO overly prepared with stuff and the partner wants to have nice chats while they bike in the scenery :) and he just goes 'i am trying to keep my speed and breathing steady. we can look at the scenery in silence' AND JUST. SKSKSKSK some of them doesnt fit him as well obviously, but its my main form of entertainment when i want to think of link in Situations. i think their handle is Liam Carpenter if tiktoks youe thing!!!!!!

i hope ur ride is bearable and thinking of dgm makes it worthwile !!!!! 🥰

- @alienaiver ✨

My heart skipped a beat that Reever’s wiki page was gone, but I was able to find it 🫡 he is still with us!! But it can be hell to find pages on fandom wikis sometimes if only I had the skills and knowledge to make an independent dgm wiki… life could be dream…

JOHNNY 😭 He is so sweet, I would cry if I heard him trying to hide his accent… I can see him with a Southern or Appalachian accent for sure, I’m thinking like. The voices Justin and Griffin McElroy do in The Adventure Zone: Amnesty.

Also I realized… I can just look up where people with the last name Gill are from in the US? It’s just a headcanon but I got curious and—

It seems before and close to the start of D Gray Man, most people in the US with the last name Gill were from the South! The data is agreeing with you, Johnny just might be a southern boy. 🤠 Thinking about it, his name does have a southern ring to it, it sounds right in the accent. I can also see Johnny saying things like “bless your heart,” or “over yonder,” “fixin.” Different southern slang. I think it fits.

SHDHSHSH REEVER IS ON CREEPY CRAWLIES DUTY 🫡 GOOD LUCK BROTHER!! But knowing Reever I think he’d be so sweet to those bugs… carefully cupping and releasing them… usually he’s nonchalant but once in a while he’ll be like “what a beauty,” like Steve Irwin and no one understands why because he’ll be holding a GINORMOUS SPIDER. I love him.

I ACTUALLY KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOUR TALKING ABOUT SHDHDHCHDH. I too watch Liam’s videos on occasion to put Link in the Situations in my head AHSHSHDHD. You’re right I don’t think all of em fit Link but it’s still so fun to watch and think about!

Apologies for answering this over a week later, but thank you for chatting with me about dgm Nohr !!! it is always the best 💕💖💕

[lilisouless]

so, saw the total drama revival and in conclussion

so worst to best

-Caleb like it says, hardly counts as a character and compared to Justin from Gen 1 his good looks gag wasn't used in a way thats as hilarious

-Chase , couldnt' wait to see him go. He is a jerk , sometimes its so much of a jerk its amusing so he wasn't unbereable to watch but it really bothered me that him and emma getting back together was his ending and have the feeling they were trying to frame him as a lovable idiot sometimes (sometimes, its pretty ambiguous) and he is not lovable at all

-Ripper is disgusting i hated his fart jokes , he is not under Chase because some parts where he revealed how mistreated he was by his family were kind of clever and amusing, very dark humor but kind of funny how casually he says so

-Emma may actually be my least favorite, how her character always go back to be defined by Chase was eye rolling , exasperating, i think she had potential but got boring lately, which is sad because she was actually competent

Next characters i actually like

-Nichelle was simple ,had a short subplot and went home. I still like how she was nice to the other contestants despite being vain and actually tried on her last two challenges (even getting over her breakdown)

-Axel was too unfairly voted off, i would have kicked Ripper out of the ship too, also had funny bits on the finale. She is better than G1 Eva

-I don't actually like MK as a person but i think she was used good, other seasons would have completely waste her, her whole ploy was good drama fuel, i kind of like overall that the characters are less high school stereotypes and more parodies of people you would actually see on a reality show

-Same with Millie, she was (kind of the point) not quite a good person or a good friend to Priya but it made sense and was used pretty good. I would have wished her elimination and the finale were separated episodes so her apology was more efective on Priya

-Wayne and Raj were kind of adorable, sure a parody of dumb teenagers , but this guys are good kids.

-Zee was nice, too dumb for his own sake but nice

-Scary girl , i actually don't mind her being eliminated too soon, she not only deserved that but she was a clear comic relief and was retired gloriously so her jokes won't get all. She was funny and did what her character was meant to do

-Damien was kind of a nice subversion, i asumed he would trow away the challenges to get eliminated and be as useless as Dave G3 but susprisingly got out of his way to not being a load and saved his team once. Also his whole thing about not knowing what the show was about was funny.

-Bowie would be in best contestants but i feel that there was some of a lack after the first episodes and didn't came back until later , still pretty smart, like his ambition and calculating nature. Makes a really good villain that is actually likeable

-Priya deserved the win, i wish there was some come around on her parents´s abuse but maybe that will be on season 2. She is everything people think Courtney was, she is actually good both on the competition and a good person, not to say the most sympathetic so the win is satisfying

-Julia was a nice surprise. I normally hate cartoonishly evil mean girls (hey, Heather evolved!) but she actually compensanted by being one hell of a good competitor, you have to respect this girl. Also from a narrative point, her overconfidence was both her biggest strenght and herbiggest weakness, thats the best narrative out there...too good for total drama honestly.

[theuniverseawakens347]

I’m trying to figure out that I like “ why do you need to have sex with them .. why you just can’t talk” …. Niggas ( erbody) JUST KNOW WHEN YOU COMFORTABLE BEING ALONE. …

Julian Harrell … sophomore ending … after dumbass waste of time Preston … September 2010 … to like 4 months about Dylan Joseph… I’m peeping Harrell but NOT MOVING … Lauren Reese had a back to school party n Dylan and I talking but not moving Jacob tryna press.. but I already friend zoned you … we got tacos ya niggas said we fucked. NO LAURYN THATS YOU. - why you tryna fuck Justin for Valentine’s Day WHEN YOU KNOW IM DATING HIM… n why ya sexting him WHEN BITCH I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU … - THATS weird thirsty bitch. … Alexis or India love lique

… anyways break up w Dylan… some parties happen… layfette first time me n ju buss down ( also Lauryn became a “friend” to fuck my pickings … okay girl code 🧐) … anyways … liking photos … short hi convo in person at parties I did attend … cypress you happened in summer … Julian you like April may ish… maybe March. But the ballerina from immaculate heart I used to lyrical dance w.. her house party.

Lauryn we planned to sleep at UR HOUSE I told MY PARTENTS but YOU DIDNT secure that location … so Julian we flirted sit on ya lap … n yeah “ nigga we need to go” … GET OUT OF HERE ELDERS IM BEING A VERBAL SLUT*** …. Anyways we went some where to try n do but Lauryn n YOUR FRIEND TRACY tagged along… they banged in my car we took a view park walk maybe popped a wheelie ..anyways we ended up spending the night at Tracy house off the tracks down slauson… on a blow up bed NOTHING HAPPENED .. a bitch really didn’t sleep that night cause like … IDK THIS NIGGA THIS NOT WHAT I PLANNED FOR LAURYN … I ain’t even get my dick … so the next day I drop Lauryn off ( also bitch ur weird we left like 4/5 am and slept in the car in ladera bc WHY WE CNT GO TO UR HOUSE AFTER YOU SAID WE CUD SLEEP THEE … n lee weird I hate her) … so it gets to like whatever time drop yo weird ass off .. ( we slept by Jordan’s ferg or text to see if we cud hang out … weird make sense why now LAURYN FUMBLE ASS ) … but shower whatever ju hits me and I ran my ass over there ..

then ya killed the vibe “ you got a condom”

…. Nigga YOU GOT THE DICK TF YOU MEAN… IDK YA SIZE HO… - THATS weird IM THE LOCK YOU DA KEY HOW YA NO BRING THE MISSING PIECE … who went to the gas station… ALSO KJ WHY YA WALK IN KNOWING HE HAD A BITCH OVER … - ur weird lucky not much was going on then… - condom broke “ was it the base or bottom!? “ ummm “ idk base!?” … fixes hair “ okay I’m on birth control” 😶…. Did that VERY NEXT DAY of losing my vCard…. Asked Lee to take me “ why I’m having sex and WANA be safe”

BUT AT 15 before locking in on Justin you telling me I need to wait til 18 … I said “ WTF ima lose it at 16” - I PLANNED THAT BITCH IMA DO IT IMMIN HIGH SCHOOL NOW ITS FINE NIGGAS… YA GOT ME AT AN ALL GIRL SCHOOL. TF YOU MEAN 18.

when you was hoing at 16 meeting elder men n the park sneaking out the house - LEE TRYNA BE A MOM BUT STILL MAKING PREE TEEN MISTAKES THRU ME … why I gotta be responsible I WANA hoe two 🙂 since ya WANA out do each other thru ya kids. 🐈💺💋♿️

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAOO it’s so funny how both Rin and sae have the same number of letters in their name the censoring can work both ways

AHAHAH you fr just get possessed and channel the energy instead of kaneshiro or kiyora it’s aiku now maybe that’s why you have crazy rizz too

IM CRYING the way the TikTok is so specific and fits perfectly how did you just have that on hand (ig it’s a sign pursuit truly meant to be)

SHOELIVER STOP why did i imagine a shoe and a liver HSHSSHSH BUT YES THATS THE ULTIMATE NAME

Wait spewpa fits so well another pokemon pairing W…I’ve also never watched either series I just know people memeing about it LMAOO BUT YEAH from what I’ve seen it’s just everyone’s kids THE WEDDING SCENE IS CRAZY no because the brides side is STACKED (Barou’s soul descends from the sky to shed some tears /j) omg Charles DOES give the bug kid energy guys…

I LOVE MIKAGES MUSTACHE LMFAOO the houndoom arcanine fusion is so funny it’s giving digimon (I think) you should just add a red noodle in the bg….one big squiggle….modern contemporary art we’ll know that it represents her red gyarados as well as the red string of fate tying them all together (insert the akshually nerd meme here)

THE DIAGRAMS the way that it’s all in cursive too has me sending because reading “fuckass butler coded” in cursive the vibes have me crying I love it though it’s so iconic (I’m ngl though my eyes moved too fast and I read that as butter at first so I was like huh….? Now imagine Karasu in one of those ridiculous Halloween outfits and he’s just a stick of butter with a hole for his face and his arms out on the side) ninja wannabe otoya is so real but the way that he makes Karasu carry all his shit is giving when a girl tells her man to carry her purse and bags LMFAOAOA long coat Karasu >>>> ok imagine his coattails are actually kinda shaped like wings though omg the bird motif goes hard I know some people don’t like long coats generally but I think it looks soooo good on him!! Wait ok I’m imagining he wears some like button up under the coat imagine him with rolled up sleeves and the gloves…..karasu the man you are….ok but i fr love the diagrams if you ever make more do show…

Side stories guys side stories…imagine you sandwich them between arcs like how they do beach episodes and fillers guys can someone actually pitch this to an animation studio (not eight bit) the mc slander is CRAZY LMAOO I love that dynamic to the reader and co group

Otoya acts cool but he’s so be fangirling over that like you know that one face he makes where he’s like happy/content and his eyes kinda turn into rectangles/lines and he’s throwing a like surfer hand thing (WOW this is why I don’t write) or like when anime’s add the like shoujo pink bright sparkly flower fx yeah that’s what I’m imagining but CRYING I THINK SO?? Prince being like wow Karasu you’re pretty strong! I immediately started playing the Justin Bieber that should be me audio in my mind congrats you’re now forever associated with him

LMAOO considering that even kaneshiro gave Barou some crack moments (maid Barou) id agree Barou and crack work so well im so excited to read about the goofy shenanigans im prepared to fr laugh my ass off

WAIT THE BUILD ME A PKMN TEAM IS GENIUS I gotta go brush up on my dex knowledge know and get prepared pursuit really opening up all these opportunities and ideas

That’s fr me anytime I use a non auto saving software like I’ll move my cursor an inch to the left and press save (Karasu over Isagi any day straight facts)

Wait no because I NEVER see Reo hate I actually usually only see Reo defenders/glazers and they like fully blame Nagi for EVERYTHING and I’m like are we gonna ignore the toothbrush scene /hj (I thought it was funny for comedic effect but people also take it way too seriously but also the dependency goes crazy) and fr!! Actually I think the sub idea is pretty good the copy ability reminds me of a character from Kuroko’s basketball who’s really good but not number one because of the limitations the copy has (he’s able to copy 100% but only for a limited time because stamina energy typical sports stuff) but I agree Nagi being a miracle is kinda his brand….

IM CRYING THE NAGI TIKTOK your fyp is actually insane ok but glad it didn’t delete the entire thing wait im gonna do a wc of this to see how long our responses usually are this one’s 797 words counting “are” as the end sooooo

LMAOOO Barou’s one insecurity is his tiny ass nose /j lowk I kinda like how ironic it is like you’ve got big angry ripped man with a cute little nose

- Karasu anon

LMAOO NO LITERALLY like it could really be either one but i feel like i tend to talk abt them very differently so even through the censor it’s kind of obvious?? like rin i at least acknowledge that he’s pretty and i’d like him more if he weren’t popular but sae…my opp fr /j /j sae fans don’t hate me

no because that’s literally how it feels like people will ask me for writing tips and i’ll just be like i wish i could help but my process is just be chronically online -> get inspo from a random tik tok audio -> get possessed by the character i’m writing for -> end up with a fully formed fic a few hours/days/weeks later LMAOAOAO it just happens

THE TIK TOK HAD ME CRYINGGG i saw it and was immediately like omg pursuit reoy/n…pursuit references are everywhere it’s a sign from the universe that it needs to happen fr!!

shoeliver best duo and HAHA no because that lowkey fits…i know in hindi it’s a common thing for mom’s to threat to throw a shoe at their kids when they’re mad (it sounds better in hindi i fear) which lowkey is giving barou??? and liver -> lover and aiku is a lover of many women fr

CHARLES THE BUG KID OF ALL TIME the wedding would be so crazy imagine nagiy/n’s son looking at kiyora like “twin 😟 where have you been ⁉️” honestly that mixture of personalities in one room is just crazy work…why not throw in grandpa chris prince sponsoring the wedding while we’re at it /hj HAHAAH grandpa lavinho as the dj…grandpa noel noa the officiant…grandpa snuffy the only one who doesn’t get drunk and helps clean up…😭😭😭

the funniest thing is mikage doesn’t even have a mustache like that in canon?? like he has slight stubble but he was giving too many aiku vibes so i decided to drip him out and give him the full villain stache FBXJSJSH omg gyarados as nagi and reader’s red thread you’re cooking here…nah because we were talking abt how chaotic the nagiy/n daughter + charles wedding would be imagine the tullireo and nagiy/n weddings absolutely INSANE work 😨

okay because hear me out maybe when he’s just training karasu takes the coat off and rolls the sleeves of his shirt up to his elbows and undoes the top couple of buttons of his shirt 🤤 i have a very specific vision of him post-training with reader sitting on a log or smth and he’s slightly sweaty (enough that his hair is just a bit messy but not enough that he’s gross yk) and he has the gloves on and his fletchling is sitting on his right forearm and he’s scratching it for doing a good job KFHCISJS KARASUUU we mustn’t fold…nah because why are both of reader’s brother figured such baddies bro forget being y/n and getting w nagi i need aegislash to isekai me in there so i can get with her brothers ‼️ /hj

nah because get pursuit to pokémon studios fr the plot goes so crazy i’d single-handedly revive the anime with it (jk or am i??) and yes i think that’s the plan!! like toss in the side stories in between interconnected arcs and relate them to the previous arc (so not after every arc but for example after the arcs where reader and co meet up and where they meet manshine trio there can be a mini side story of nagi getting his growlithe or smth)

PLEASEEE THE SHOUJO FLOWERS meanwhile otoya’s wearing his all black emo coded fit the duality >>> literally chris prince sees karasu’s talonflame and as the fire type elite four member he’s like “wow that’s a great pokémon you take great care of it” and karasu’s like “heh thanks man 😅” maybe this is what inspires otoya to sign up for the chris prince scam egg gift program that gets him his ninetales HFJSDKSJ

barou is so fun because you can see him in a more serious role like pursuit but he also works well in a crack situation!! he’s such a versatile character we love him for that…like for example shidou and aiku i would mostly only write in those lighter situations whereas almost anything i do with nagi ends up leaning towards more serious just because I’M serious abt him (jkjk) barou can do it all that’s why we must stan

RIGHT I THINK IT COULD BE REALLY FUN AS AN OPTION i’ll def see if i can think of anything else but this is def a strong contender!!

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYINGGG all i see are reo and chigiri fans slamming on nagi where are the mysterious nagi fans that hate on reo or don’t acknowledge chigiri??? maybe it’s a twitter thing but all i’m seeing are nagi haters nowadays 😒 tbh i think that’s another reason i forgot i liked chigiri HDKSDK his stans are crazyyyy either they overly feminize him, gas him up toooo much at the expense of every other character (yes he consistently slays but at the end of the day when things are said and done i don’t think he can compete with a fully motivated/unlocked nagi SORRY), or both 😭 REMIND ME WHO GOT REPLACED IN THE U20 MATCH 🤔🤔🤔🤔 all jokes ofc i do love chigiri and yes he’s currently carrying manshine but i thought we all agreed that this is just a character development arc for nagi…anyways…

PLS THE TIK TOK WAS SO GOOD sometimes you just have to laugh 😭 and speaking of tik toks i found another barou edit hehe the intro is wild i lowkey lost it at the spongebob JFDJSKA also i’m sorry i don’t have any other friends into bllk so you get all of my silly videos HAHAAH

LMAOO no i agree it’s very cute it fits his off field personality!! his isn’t as tiny as karasu’s in the trailer either omg karasu’s is so tiny…not in a bad way though i kind of love it i think it’s adorable…anyways i think i’m the only person who’s not wigging out over the trailer literally everywhere i go it’s just people being insane over it like y’all PLEASE relax i think we will be okay!!

[cloudstongue]

Oh my God??? out of all of the ii news, this has been the most important yet and i havent seen not one single discussion of this. thank you max/philippa for posting about it and informing us!!! honestly i wouldnt even have known if it werent for this

that being said, i also appreciate how reasonably youre handling this situation, and your viewpoint is very mature!! honestly, i wish the ii dramas (specifically those involving the neg confessions mod) could end but discord is part of mankind i guess. nevertheless, id say somebody should inform justin (that is if he doesnt already know) and that the ii fandom/community should just wait for his response

even then i wonder why people just forget that you can enjoy stuff without supporting the artist. if there is a problem with the ii crew (which really there is none that were aware of), you could always find an alternate way to watch the series or whatever without directly supporting/sending money to the creators!!! its the same with music artists or boycotting terrible companies. no need to get all panicky about it. and theres also the case where theyre youre idols but im saying this as somebody who makes that mistake all the time PLEASEEEE do not idolize people!!!! in the end everybody is human and were all fallible. and the ii crew have done things in the past but they have taken accountability for it which is what matters!!! (as i saw somebody else say you cant really expect them to fall at your feet or anything)

also they ACCUSED BRIAN OF BEING A NAZI??? thats actually bizarre since theyre also a nazi themselves…and its evident.

Whatever I'm posting it on the main tag. So I've recently found out that Justin was apparently accused of grooming which is a heavy accusation, but I feel like I must point something out first.

So I'll just like. Say this. One of the guys who worked on the doc was the owner of the ii-neg-confession blog. This guy in specific constantly kept throwing really severe accusations to the crew (such as the crew being transphobic, and accusing Adam of being a zionist despite him being a jewish man who has shown open support for Palestine which is a really fucking weird, and also accusing Brian of being a nazi for working at Nickelodeon). This person has also threathened to shoot up a osc convention, and kept dehumanizing the crew and constantly harassed them and those who work with them as well. My point is that this guy is TO NOT BE trusted and that you guys should start asking for proof or looking deeper for things when such accusations are made. If you search for their blog here you will probably find posts celebrating their blog being taken down and also one warning the twitter users about their new identity.

As well the doc has been deleted which doesn't grant anyone access to the evidence so we also don't really KNOW the full thing except for the ones who did got to read if (if there are people who did that is). As well this literally went against the alledged victim's wishes. And I think that everyone who is immediately panicking instead of waiting for the situation to be cleared up, or jump out to make really insensitive jokes about the situation, are. not thinking clearly and treating this as drama instead of looking at the situation calmly. YES it's a big accusation but also THINK with your heads people i beg of you. if this is extremely overwhelming as well you are NOT forced to say anything on the matter or to even look at it while the situation is still unclear! Think of yourself first and wait until it gets cleared up/there is something stated. I am just pointing out cause this could very well be an attempt at trying to get Justin down, this happens often with queer people sadly enough.

Not claiming that this is false but more so saying to wait until there's more information and to not make insensitive jokes about it.

[hockeyandhrsepwr]

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Y/NJohnson I’m a photographer and I took this photo

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Nucksfan  Thank you for your service🫡

Y/NJohnson I am a woman of the people🫡

JackHughes I'm waiting for the punchline

Y/NJohnson what punchline?

JackHughes there has to be something. you're never this nice to him

Y/NJohnson I can't just appreciate my boyfriend?

_quinnhughes he's not wrong......

Y/NJohnson 🫠

_quinnhughes Thanks babe

Y/NJohnson look how cute you are

Y/NJohnson I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but you're welcome

 Elblue Love it!

Y/NJohnson love you mama Ellen 

lhughes_06 Kent your sisters being gross 

Y/NJohnson Quinn your brothers being annoying

Canucks Favourite Hughes!

fan747 Quinn with facial hair 🤤

Y/NJohnson Exactly!! #bringbackthebeard!!

_quinnhughes I remember you saying something about beard burn.... 🤨

kentjohnson.13 bleh

JackHughes nasty (not in the hockey way)

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Y/NJohnson we’ll miss you Schenner!! Enjoy living in an inferior city

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LukeSchenn Of all the pictures you could've chosen 

Y/NJohnson you know you love me 

LukeSchenn I know you care

Y/NJohnson just shout whenever, and I’ll be there 

Bboeser you are my love, you are my heart

Y/NJohnson and we will never ever ever be apart!!!!

_quinnhughes  girl quit playing 

Kuzya_096 XXX thats wrong, you’re out 🙅‍♂️

Y/NJohnson god thats embarrassing

Y/NJohnson pssst LukeSchenn, how much for you to clock Q next time we play the Leafs?

_quinnHughes are you serious right now? 

Y/NJohnson I think you’d rock the ‘just got my ass kicked’ look! Is it wrong to want to see that?

_quinnhughes Yes!!!

Y/NJohnson oh grow up, its a little punch. Jack wouldn’t do it so I have to resort to other measures

_quinnhughes JackHughes seriously?

jackHughes Oh yeah, she tried to pay me 20 bucks to hit you

_quinnhughes Well thanks for declining 

Y/NJohnson yeah, cause he’s a fucking wimp and didn’t want you to hit him back

jackHughes you didn't grow up with him, he's a menace

Y/NJohnson Oh I'm aware and I chose to be with him which might be worse

lhughes_06 yeah it definitely is

Canucksfan4894 Justin Bieber? She’s a woman of taste. 

Y/NJohnson  oh, thats courtesy of the locker room. Lots of Beliebers in there

Canucksfan4894 LMAO really?! Who

Y/NJohnson where to start? 

_quinnHughes I will revoke your visiting privilege 

Y/NJohnson  See the pass hanging on the mirror? That means I’m untouchable motherfucker 😎

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Y/NJohnson Any speculations about trades are irrelevant. He’s here till I say he can leave BBoeser

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Fan5758 Thought this was an official announcement

Y/NJohnson It is. I’m the boss and I say he stays

Canucks not how it works unfortunately :(

Y/NJohnson You can’t take away my emotional support dumbass! 

BBoeser I'm flattered, but I thought that was Quinn?

Y/NJohnson no, he’s my emotional support depressy dumbass. There’s a difference

BBoeser Oh sorry

Y/NJohnson god Brock, keep up 🙄

_quinnHughes Babe, you can’t keep doing shit like this

Y/NJohnson I haven’t been fired yet so I’d say I can

Y/NJohnson I know y'all think I’m joking but I will lock him in my basement

_quinnHughes we dont have a basement

Y/NJohnson well I'll lock him in the coat closet then. Jesus Quinn stop ruining my fun

Jackhughes yeah jeez _quinnhughes let her kidnap someone in peace!!

Kentjohnson.13 Youre living together !? 

Y/NJohnson did I not tell you this? 

Kentjohnson.13 NO!

Y/NJohnson oh, well whatever. 

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Y/NJohnson I’m a photographer and I took this photo (round 2)

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_quinnnhughes really babe?

Y/NJohnson I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness

Canucks48 legend 🙌

_eliaspetterson why'd you do me like that? I thought we were friends!

Y/NJohnson I couldve chosen worse photos. I'd call that being a good friend

Canucks4985 Quinn always looks so sad!

BBoeser what is going on in the 5th pic?

Y/NJohnson Cap being a boss, obviously

kentjohnson.13 can you just be normal?

Y/NJohnson ew, why would I want that?

_quinnnhughes don't be mean to my girlfriend! She's perfect

lhughes_06 even when she posts these photos?

Y/NJohnson aw, you think I'm perfect? 🥹

kentjohnson.13 no one else does

Y/NJohnson didn't ask you but thanks bro

Y/NJohnson I drop a picture, now these b*tches feel attacked

_quinnhughes I wonder why

BBoeser I think you mean 1 bitch

Y/NJohnson you're right, its _eliaspetterson

fan857 Queen shit

Canucks Giving the people what they want

Y/NJohnson yeah, since I'm not allowed to post them on the official account anymore.

kentjohnson.13 I can't tell when its you commenting from that account anymore

Y/NJohnson that’s the point little bro. You’ll never know….

Kuzya_096 I'm kind of scared to see your camera roll

Y/NJohnson This is the worst of them

_quinnHughes I dont believe that for a second

williamlockwood Not the penalty box one

Y/NJohnson My personal favourite

jackhughes mine too. Mom hates it though

Y/NJohnson and yet he's still the favourite

Lhughes_06 thats uncalled for!