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rearranging-deck-chairs · 2 months

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"are you really telling me that susy homemaker started spouting a death prophecy and you just packed her bags and sent her on her dream vacation?" "i. dont. remember! and even if i did, what does it matter. we have bigger problems. that wasnt just a death prophecy, sis, that was doomsday talk. the end of all things. and i dont know about you but i dont really look forward to returning to the primordial abyss. i dont really like being more than a 4 hour flight from paris. we've wasted enough time, we need to get this situation under control"

begrudgingly dragged to the good side bc too much of a hedonist to let earth be destroyed. i think matska and missy have spent more than an evening together. i think they meet up semi-regularly to get away from the tedium of evil business and hang out for a long weekend with someone who gets it

#they Have had sex #dont go suggesting Sentiments tho theyre a fun diversion but they wouldnt be stupid enough to go Caring abt each other #but they work in similar fields (murder & bureaucracy)#theyve got similar annoying siblings #similar difficult 'parents'#similar hobbies #they'd be on the same wavelength #theyve got each other's number i bet #call each other up after a long week once ever couple of months like where are you this weekend #very funny crossover to imagine #the amount of vivisection knife play blood kink sex theyd have #wait do you think vampires can drink timelord blood?#would it taste good?#and vice versa: humans smell like rotting missy has said so herself #would vampires smell like that but Worse bc theyre Literally Dead #or does that go away bc theyre despite being Literally Dead theyre not decaying?#they might be like rare little delicacies to each other that they can only get every once in a while hfkjghjkgh

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