#and upon finishing i lick the foil plate clean and politely fold up and throw away to minimize trash output as much as possible
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honestly i thought surtr was like some sort of hidden arknights boss or an ex-villain or something but she's just a passive mall goth lounging around and eating all my damn ice cream
#arknights#she doesnt leave my damn fridge alone#had to request a new minifridge through HR to hide my personal ice cream stash#(theyre original klondike bars. you see#only the original klondike bar has a solid chocolate casing hard enough that its a valid shell that doesnt crack or melt easily#and what i do is that in my office i use a spoon to introduce small microcracks into the klondike bar#to then pry apart by pieces and slowly deshell the klondike bar to eat its chocolate seperately from the ice cream#after ive finished eating all of the shell and ive properly left the ice cream proper nude#i proceed to eat the block of vanilla ice cream like a normal ice cream serving with the same spoon#using the foil itself as a plate for max efficiency#and upon finishing i lick the foil plate clean and politely fold up and throw away to minimize trash output as much as possible#thus ensuring a nice ice cream experience#but no surtr has to be like “bro just bite into the fucking ice cream its an ice cream sandwich”#BITCH you dont UNDERSTAND the PROCESS#WHICH ONE OF US IS THE TACTICIAN HERE????
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