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dnpbeats · 8 months

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The real reason Dan and Phil keep each other around is because the joint content brings in the money they use to pay accountants / cleaners / food delivery. Neither of them would survive on their own.

I'm joking. Mostly.

the phivorce was real but capitalester and dan “i need to buy $300 shirts” howell couldn’t bear to part with the cash flow. can’t blame them tbh

#ok but real talk I can’t comprehend that they just… don’t cook #like do they not want home cooked meals ever 😭#and u just know they are like deliveroos no. 1 customers #the amount of money they spend on there must be astronomical #d&p #dan and phil #anon #ask

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