survey w/ charley n katie
(from yesterday)
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
e: I don't even want to think about that thx
k: I'd be like "dudeeee,, mannnn,, wtf"
c:"not u again"
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
e: nothing
k: same
c: fwb
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
e: depends what drugs I guess but not rly
k: no. depends how dependent they were
c: id so drugs w/ them
4. Is your last name longer than six letters?
e: it is 6 letters
k: same
c: no mines 5
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
e: drunk like all my my kisses lmao
k: sober
c: same
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
e: yes
k: yeh definitely
c: yeh
7. What does your last received text say?
e: "11.30 please El, X"
k: "I just set off, will u be on the platform??"
c: cruise cook sexted me
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
e: just the once
k: idk
c: I've lost count
9. Where was your last kiss at?
e: the college party
k: here
c: same
10. When is the last time you saw your sister?
e: few hours ago
k: never
c: this morning. wait which 1?
11. What do you drink in the morning?
e: green tea
k: tea
c: coffee
12. Where did you sleep last night?
e: in my bed
k: in my bed yeah
c: in both of ur beds,,,
13. Do you think relationships are hard?
e: idk
k: same
c: sometimes, depends
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
e: nah
k: no
c: nah
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
e: idk probs not
k: no
c: no
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
e: sunny
k: sunny
c: rainy
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
e: yeh loads of ppl
k: no
c: I'm the only one of my kind
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
e: jeans
k: nothing
c: all of the above
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
e: idk
k: who knows that,,, what. I can't even see what I'm doing next week
c: I don't even know what day it is half the time
20. Does anyone like you?
e: no
k: many
c: how am I supposed to know?
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
e: yeah
k: yeh ofc I've had 14 boyfriends
c: I've never been kissed...
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?
e: no
k: no, straightest person I know
c: sexuality is a socially constructed concept
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
all: myself
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
e: yep
k: yep I have 1
c: same
25. In the past week have you cried?
e: a few times lol
k: no n it's killing me
c: times an illusion mate
26. What breed was the last dog you saw?
e: idk
k: same
c: the Devils dog
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
e: out obviously???
k: I'm always dry
c: neither bc I'm always wet
28. Have you ever kissed a football player?
e: yeh. not a professional tho lol
k: same here
c: mate am gay
29. Do you think you’re old?
e: nah
k: times a concept
c: age is just a number (Katie: oh don't be a pedophile about it)
30. Do you like text messaging?
e: it's alright
k: no
c: I hate all technology
31. What type of day are you having?
e: it's been a mix of emotions tbh. bad morning but spent some time w/ my pals so it's all good now x
k: I had gr8 day
c: I'm not it's night
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
e: yeh
k: I do
c: no
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
e: warm
k: warm
c: cold
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
e: no
k: um,,, means a LOT, err,,, nooo,,
c: idc about anybody
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
e: idk probs a relationship
c: a fling for a extended period of time
k: yeh same. like an extended metaphor but like an extended fling
36. Are you a simple or complicated person?
e: idk mate
k: both
c: complicated on a simple level
37. What song are you listening to?
all: waiting for love by avicii
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?
e: usually
k: depends
c: yeh
39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
e: yeh a few
k: gender is a concept
c: I refuse to conform to gender constructs
40. What made you start liking the person you like now?
e: I don't like anyone TBH
k: WELL... let me tell u. long story
c: fate n destiny (kt: oh fuck the fucking shit off)
41. When did you last receive a text message?
e: few hours ago
k: same
c: never
42. What is wrong with you right now?
e: everything
k: everything
c: everything
43. How well do you know the last female you texted?
e: p well
k: um,, genders a concept
c: same
44. Does anyone disgust you?
e: idk
k: um the person who spits at the bus stop
c: both of u
45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?
e: depends who it was
k: yeh bc I'm very lazy
c: I'm a cheap date
46. Are you in a good mood right now?
e: yeh
k: yeh
c: yeh
47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
e: kt n Charles
c: my poly partners
k: my pol parts
48. What color shirt are you wearing?
e: White
k: red n orange n yellow
c: I'm colourblind but floral bc I am the prettiest flower in the garden
49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?
e: probs
k: yeh my mum
c: yeah kt told me I was bad in bed
50. Anyone you’re giving up on?
e: myself
k: myself yeh
c: me, myself and I
51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
e: idk
k: no
c: who dat
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?
e: probs
k: yeh
c: many times
53. Do you like rain?
e: yeah tbh
c: I don't just like it I love it
k: yes
54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
e: nah I do
k: depends how they are when they're drunk
c: don't give a shit
55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
e: yeh like every person I've liked
k: the only person ppl find out I like them is by chance or if they tell me first
c: yeh u
56. Do you like to cuddle?
e: yeh
k: fuckin hate it man
c: aww I love a good cuddle
57. Are you shy?
e: sometimes
k: same
c: the shyest
58. Do you get along with girls?
e: yeh
k: um I feel like no
c: do I? mate there's a reason I'm gay
59. Have you dated the person you texted last?
e: noooo
k: yes (charley: ur such a slutttt)
c: in my dreams I have dated u Ella
60. What do you carry with you at all times?
e: phone, earphones, polos, lip balm n tissues
c: my emotional baggage
k: same
61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?
e: yeh
k: yes. 100%
c: I'd do it minus the 1 million
62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
e: yeah
k: done it
c: did it
63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?
e: no
k: I mean it depends what u say a relationship is
c: in one way or another
64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
e: idk who I like so :// but yeh
k: yeh
c: yeh
65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
e: kt gave me chocolate lol
k: yeh my bae took me on a date
c: I popped the question n she said yes
66. How old are the last three people you kissed?
e: 17, 17, 16
k: 17, 17, n I'm guessing 17
c: 17, 17 n 17
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?
e: so them myself
c: diy init
k: no
68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?
e: neither
k: yeah neither
c: both
69. Do you have any stickers on your car?
e: don't have a car mate
k: no
c: no
70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?
e: idk who luke Bryan is so,,
c: lil Wayne cos he's little so I probs won't be able to hear him anyway
k: same for Ella
71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?
e: iPhone
k: anroid all the way
c: none of the above
72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?
e: idk a while ago
k: ages
c: never
73. Do you like diet soda?
e: idk u can't rly taste the difference
k: no it's shit
c: often often often. Often
74. What color are the walls in your room?
e: White? n yellow ://
k: blue n white
c: black like my soul
75. Are you 16 or older?
all: yeh
76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?
e: no
k: no
c: yeh
77. Do you have a job?
e: nah
k: yah
c: yeh
78. What are your initials?
e: eln
k: kpl
c: cer
79. Did you ever have braces?
e: yep
k: yeah
c: still do thanks to u
80. Are you from the south?
e: no
k: nah
c: nope
81. What does your last status on facebook say?
e: fuck knows
k: probs back in like 2013 so fuck knows
c: single pringle ready to mingle
82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?
e:yeh
k: noooo mate
c: I don't remember who it was
83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?
e: mum
k: dad as fuck
c: neither. cool, sweet
84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?
e: I used to do gymnastics
k: same
c: believe or not I'm actually not that flexible
85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?
e: rogue one
c: trolls
k: insidious 2
86. Do you smoke?
e: nooo,,,,
k: no. smoke? what is this what?
c: 40 a day
87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?
e: heels, easily
k:yeah same I hate flip flops
c: i'd rather be barefoot
88. Is your phone touch screen?
e: yeh
k: yaaasss
c: I mean, it is the 21st century
89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?
e: straight or wavy
k: straight
c: curly
90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?
e: no cos am a good girl x
k: I feel like I have but idk
c: yeh there was a time
91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?
e: pool I guess, but lakes are cool
k:any I love swim
c: river/lake
92. Have you ever made out in a car?
e: no
k: yeah
c: yes. just the once
93. …Had sex in a car?
e: no
k: nnnn,,, no
c: yeh
94. Are you single or in a relationship?
e: single
k: I am currently err in a long-distance relationship with God
c: there is a fine line between the two. somewhere in the middle
95. What were you doing last night at midnight?
e: was on tumblr I think
k: watching 7 deadly sins
c: I've slept since then
96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?
e: Bradshaw fireworks, so like October/November
c: this morn/this afternoon
k: idk
97. Do you like the camera on your phone?
e: it's alright
k: it's a bit shit tbh
c: no cos it makes me look ugly
98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
e: no
k: yeah
c: I've had beneficial friendships if that's what ur asking
99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
e: yes
k: yes
c: probs cos I don't remember
100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?
e: probs
k: yeh
c: I don't use fb
101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
e: no cos I'm a massive virgin. extra virgin olive oil over here
k: constantly
c: only once a month
102. Name your favorite Kesha song:
e: I don't have one
c: *singing* tik tok
k: *also signing* tik tok, oh how does it go?
103. Do you have any tan lines right now?
e: no
k: no
c: no I'm as white as a cracker
104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?
e: um probs not
c: yeah
k: yeah, obviously
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