#and to ASSUME we use cake mix is kind of offensive especially if we have baked a cake /lh

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

If DCLA characters had Tumblr part 8 🕺🏼

✌🏼 arodarmivida Follow

I think that my coach is a witch. Like seriously she has magical powers and I am scared of her. A witch.

🌼 punk-not-dead Follow

I can help. My aunt is a witch, witchyness run in my family.

I can DM you some recipes to protect yourself if she casts curses on you.

✌🏼 arodarmivida Follow

Omg help this was a one-time thought I had when I just got to know my coach. I’ve come to learn that she is a nice witch 💜💜 Also she’s kind of been a mentor for me and my gf with some non-training related things… :3

I’m still interested in getting those recipes tho

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I need to write something out. The person will hopefully never know this is about them until I tell them. It does not have any structure at all, I’m just writing out what I think in a sentence at a time.

I love everything about you

Your smile, shining up the room

Your laughter, like music to my ears

When you sing, it’s even more than music

Your voice can fill a stadium, and it has

When I met your you were so shy

Look at you now, my butterfly

Even though that was the only thing that rhymed

You must understand that what I feel for you can’t be tied down to poetry’s rules

I just need to express it all

It’s just a draft, after all

I love your locks and how you dream

When I look at you, I think see a violet stream

When you look at me, you beam

We’re only friends

I hope we can be more

But it’s ok the way it is, too

But I will always cherish you, and hope that one day it be us two

🎤 singing-is-who-i-am Follow

WOW Amiga!! Even if it had no structure it really got me!!

I’m super-duper-curious who this is about 🤭 You have to tell me when you’re ready.

🌟 supernova-number-one Follow

OH MY GOD.

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✌🏼 arodarmivida Follow

My awkward ass seeing a girl blow a kiss for a video and me blowing a kiss back because I thought she blew it at me???

I’m glad she didn’t see me because eigoelfkeosofkqkfkoei

💍 queenoftherink Follow

Maybe I did blow it at you, even if I didn’t see you blow one back 😉 You’ll never know

🍓 chico-fresa Follow

Ámbar, just a heads up, that person you flirt with is Jim. Not a dude name Jim, it’s Jimena that we know.

Took me a while to figure out but yeah. You’ve been flirting with a girl.

💍 queenoftherink Follow

Yeah no, dear weirdass ex who was pretty cool when we were 15 but now I don’t know why I even was attracted to you, I know. In difference to you I know everything about everyone because I pay attention.

🍓 chico-fresa Follow

Well, nonetheless Jim has a girlfriend so it doesn’t look good if you go flirt with someone taken

💍 queenoftherink Follow

Says you?

🏳️‍🌈 creyendoenmi Follow

Ámbar is allowed to flirt with Jim 💜

💍 queenoftherink Follow

Well OK then, Jim’s girlfriend

According to me y’all have been thirsting over me in secret ever since you broke into my house to ”meet Sebastian Villalobos” and I found you literally crawling on the floor hiding behind my couch. The reason you let me flirt with your gf is because you’re equally into me. I’m flattered.

🍓 chico-fresa Follow

Wait, creyendoenmi is Jim’s girlfriend?! Is that why you won’t say her name, Ámbar?

I’m gonna really start paying attention at J&R now

💍 queenoftherink Follow

Oops. I guess you girls need to stop making out backstage now

✌🏼 arodarmivida Follow

… you know about that?

💍 queenoftherink Follow

I know everything and more. I’ve walked in on you several times and you did not even notice me.

🏳️‍🌈 creyendoenmi Follow

… did you want to join us?

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🌼 punk-not-dead Follow

I can immediately sense when my friends have something going on and they are so DELUSIONAL. Everyone knows they are in love before they know it.

👩🏻‍🦱 dangerously-beautiful-ant Follow

Everyone also knows that you are in love with someone and you have no idea.

🌼 punk-not-dead Follow

Can you elaborate on that??

🌼 punk-not-dead Follow

Who am I in love with??

🌟 supernova-number-one Follow

Naty I’ve been trying to ask you this both in irl and online. Please reply.

It’s very important for me to know who Cami has a crush on.

#as her childhood rival it’s my job to know #so I can tease her

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👨‍🍳 kunsts-best-chef Follow

Hello! On my new youtube video I will show you how to make a cake cake by using substitutes if you don't have all the ingredients you think you have at home! Link in bio!

🌟 supernova-number-one Follow

Why go through all that work instead of just using cake mix... just put water or milk in powder and done.

👨‍🍳 kunsts-best-chef Follow

Assuming that I would ever use cake mix is the most offensive thing I've ever heard. I also don't think it tastes good at all, it tastes... superficial.

🌟 supernova-number-one Follow

Then find a way to get cake mix to taste better then? You're a chef or whatever, I don't know you.

👨‍🍳 kunsts-best-chef Follow

... I guess that can be my next youtube video

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🛼 rollerskatingonthemoon Follow

My morning today:

Woke up at 7 and stood up in my bed, thinking about getting dressed, going downstairs to eat breakfast, go brush my teeth, grab my skates, skate to Jam and Roller and spend the day there

I thought about this for so long I forgot that I had not actually left my bedroom yet

It wasn't until my cousin came into my room at 8:30 asking why I was standing like a statue on my bed that I snapped out of it and went to get dressed

She was still there as I undressed and I forgot to tell her I was changing out of my pajamas, so she was a bit caught off guard just seeing me take my shirt off, and she quickly looked away

We went down to breakfast together and I asked her if I had been to Jam and Roller today. She said "no, they have not even opened yet"

At breakfast I accidentally put sugar in my juice

Then I was about to leave, but my cousin stopped me and said I forgot my skates. I facepalmed because how could I forget my skates!!

Halfway skating to Jam and Roller I realized I had forgotten to brush my teeth and went back to do that.

When I came back, I forgot what I was supposed to do and started to clean my room because I realized it was messy.

My cousin came into my room with my toothbrush, and said "I don't know what you would do without me". I brushed my teeth for 5 minutes and then remembered I needed to clean my room and I needed to do it right now!!

My cousin was like "no you don't have to clean your room we have staff members for that because we are rich" and I was like... oh.

We roller skated to Jam and Roller together! And now I'm here with my friends!! <33

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💍 queenoftherink Follow

Sometimes it feels slightly weird that two of the people I’ve kissed has also kissed my cousin. How is it possible two people who both are so different from each other also went to kiss and date two really different girls-

🛼 rollerskatingonthemoon Follow

I think it’s funny 😂

🥸 jeremias-realperson Follow

I think none of you should kiss at all! You are way too young to engage in such activities!

🛼 rollerskatingonthemoon Follow

Who are you? 🤔

💍 queenoftherink Follow

Don’t interact with him, Lunita. I’ve seen him around other blogs I follow. They must have blocked him and thus he searches for new people

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📸 felicityfornow Follow

Fun fact: This account started just to mess with some girls at my school, and then it ended with me walking around in a wig and having a whole secret identity everyone wanted to find out about

🎤 singing-is-who-i-am Follow

It reminds me of when I wanted to spy on my ex and thus dressed up in a wig and glasses. Then it escalated really hard and he fell in love with my secret identity

📸 felicityfornow Follow

Haha! My crush fell in love with my secret identity too. It was a whole mess.

🎸 beanie-guitarist Follow

There’s something with Buenos Aires and just having stuff like this happen 🤣 Idk there must be something in the water but I feel like everyone I know that lives here just do crazy stuff 🤣🤣 At first I just thought argentineans just were like that™️ but then I started to do weird stuff too

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🎀 italys-biggest-bow-collector Follow

Why has everyone I dated consistently had black hair?

It’s such a random fact but like ?? do I have a type I didn’t realize I had??

My crush now is a brunette tho

🎤 singing-is-who-i-am Follow

:o !! Some more clues about your secret crush! This is exciting >:3 I’m gonna figure it out

🌼 punk-not-dead Follow

Am I gonna have do start a yearly count on this post too

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🏳️‍🌈 creyendoenmi Follow

A big sign I should have realized I was gay sooner was the fact that, when everyone started to hit puberty I spent way more time focused on looking how my best friend's body changed rather than my own.

I recall one time in like 8th grade when we changed for gym class and I caught myself staring at her changing clothes, and being like... well. I caught myself then decided it was a great idea to STARE AT THE OTHERS just to show that I wasn't just staring at her...

After at least 10 weird looks from all the girls in the changing room I decided to always look down at the ground in the changing rooms in school.

We're not gonna discuss how it was showering after class with my bestie wondering why I didn't want to shower when it had been all fine all previous times...

✌🏼 arodarmivida Follow

👁️👄👁️

🏳️‍🌈 creyendoenmi Follow

Hi sweetie

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💍 queenoftherink Follow

Being an "early bloomer" meant that I was more popular than I already was in middle school. People came to me and asked questions like "oh how does it feel to have a period", "how does it feel to wear a bra" and I felt so cool about it at the time...

But I was also literally 11. I knew as little as everyone else, trust me I was not very mature just because I hit puberty early lol

🛼 rollerskatingonthemoon Follow

I never understood the thing about "early" and "late" bloomers, and why you treat someone more adult or more like a child because of it? It's like when you lose your baby teeth. Some people lose their baby teeth when they are 5 and others don't lose their first baby tooth until they are 9. It has nothing to do with immaturity. Same thing with puberty, really. An 11 year old is an 11 year old and should always be treated as an 11 year old regardless how "early" or "late" they are in puberty. Same thing with someone who is 14. They should be treated like their age, not how developed their bodies are.

I've met people who has told me they felt so distressed and "behind" because they had not really hit puberty, and even people feeling childish because they had not lost a single baby tooth when they were 7, while "everyone else" had. And people who were early and felt this pressure and expectation of being more mature because of it.

Like, for me, it just happened when it happened and I never felt like I was "late" or "early" with anything. I felt like people wanted me to feel like I had to compare with everyone else, but for some reason but it just wasn't a big deal for me.

💍 queenoftherink Follow

Luna I am so jealous of your mind right now... I'm not that very often but like I am now.

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[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

Top 5 Characters in ANF Who Would’ve Made Better Love Interests Than Kate

There are a lot of mixed opinions on TWDG: A New Frontier. Some people like it, some don’t, and some people hate it so much that they refuse to accept as canon in the series. Extreme? Yeah, but hey, to each their own. 

One thing that always bothers me when I do my replay of the series and this game is how much Kate is forced on us and even kinda punishes us for not romancing her. Like, no offense, but I’m not really interested in dating my sister-in-law, especially when her husband is actually alive, and even if she wasn’t my brother’s wife, she’s still not a character I have chemistry with, y’know? 

And every time I play, I can’t help but think that almost anyone else in ANF would’ve been a better romantic interest for Javi over Kate, so I decided to make that the list for this week. 

I would’ve loved more choices and for the game to actually show Javi’s canon bisexuality outside of a flirty line with Jesus that most players didn’t even pick. Just sayin’.

I do want to note that if you enjoy the romance with Kate and the relationship between her and Javi, that’s totally cool. Just because I don’t like it doesn’t mean you can’t ship them, y’know? I’m not here to try to change your mind or tell you you’re bad for shipping something I don’t because I’m not a dingus. You do what makes you happy, friend. :)

Besides, going off the stats, a majority of players romanced her so if anything, I’m the weirdo. This list is just for fun! 

Before we start, just wanna say a big thank you to @pi-creates​ for helping out with this one! Really appreciate it! Now, here are my top 5 characters who, in my opinion, would’ve made better love interests for Javier than Kate.

5. Jane if the writers didn’t turn her into a dead potato

Oh man, you should see your face right now. 

Wait, wait, stop! Before you click outta here in a huff with your “Kenny good Jane bad” grunts and come yell at me, just hear me out-- this entry is mostly a joke and the other four on this list are serious, okay? 

I needed someone to put at #5 and after talking over some options and going back and forth.... Jane came up as a joke and then kind of made the list. Because really, I thought about it. I was like, “Would I really rather have dingdong “whatever happens stay out of it” potato face Jane as a love interest over Kate? Do I dislike Kate as an option that much?” and Pi and I talked about this for a while and yeah.... yeah I would actually. 

When I said anyone but Kate, I guess I really meant anyone. 

Trust me, I know, I’m just as surprised. I guess this really says a lot about my feelings for Kate. I didn’t know I disliked her this much either.

But for fun, let’s entertain this idea of the writers NOT pulling the ol’ character assassination on Jane and she made it to Richmond with Clementine and AJ because--

Jane: "One time I ate glass because I was drunk and thought it was sugar."

Javier: "I gambled on my own baseball matches and disgraced myself for money."

Jane: “Well, I dragged my little sister around with me after everything went to shit until I finally gave her what she wanted and left her to die.”

Javier: “I wasn’t there when my dad was fighting cancer and when I finally showed up, I was too late and he was already dead, then he turned and I bashed his skull in with a piece of wood.” 

Jane: “I shot a dude’s dick off once.”

Javier: “Oof. I insulted an old lady’s cake and then shot her eye out.”

Jane: “I screwed a guy when I was supposed to be securing a place for some lady to have her baby and it resulted in the death of a teenage girl.”

Javier: “I screwed my brother’s wife.” 

Jane: “...”

Javier: “In my defense, I thought he was dead.” 

Jane: “That’s fair.”

Clementine, exasperated and emo: “Oh my god.” 

....I mean... we might be onto something here, c’mon--

Okay, now onto the more legit entries. 

4. Conrad

Now listen... I know, okay? I know. I know this one can be seen as a bit problematic considering the fact that Conrad, in his grief and anger over Francine’s death, held a gun to Gabe’s head and threatened Javi and Clementine.... plus Javi can literally murder him.

...and if you don’t do anything, Conrad with murder both Gabe and Javi and you’ll get a “YOU ARE DEAD” screen...

But we don’t talk about that because it’s not canon.

I know, but listen... I’m allowed to have ships that are difficult, as are you, and this is my list so... there.

If Conrad was a love interest that’s the route I’d take because I love him and I think a relationship between him and Javi could’ve been so damn good if properly done.

I just find Conrad to be an interesting character with a great arc that you only get to see if you don’t shoot him... which is what most people did, so they missed out. And like, I get it, I get why y’all shot him but maybe next time you play, you could consider not doing that?

So here’s the thing, Javi and Conrad share something-- they both lost loved ones because of shithead Badger. Javi is heartbroken after Mariana’s death, Conrad is devastated after Francine’s death, and they both handle that in different ways. Conrad becomes so focused on revenge and getting into Richmond, that he’s willing to threaten two kids in order to get what he wants but the thing is... that’s not him.

He even says so himself when you keep him alive-- he genuinely apologizes for what happened and will end up coming back to save Javi’s life in ep4. The potential for this to work as a relationship? It’s there... the only problem is that my confidence in the writers handling something like this is low, but let’s pretend they used their time and brains wisely-- ya got yourself a classic slow-burn friends to enemies to friends again to lovers romance and I’m here for it. 

3. Paul “Jesus” Monroe

A lot of people really like the idea of Javi and Jesus and wanted him to be a romantic option, and I don’t blame them. They have chemistry in the scenes they share, and Javi can straight up flirt with him at the end of the season, and it’s super cute... of course, I wish we had more but Telltale was too scared to actually show Javi’s bisexuality outside of that one line, I guess.

But, anyway, this ship has a lot of sweet fanart that we love to see.

The only real reason he isn’t higher on the list is that Jesus is apparently already in a relationship at this point? I guess? From what I’ve been told? Listen, I don’t read the comics, I don’t watch the show, I just go off what y’all tell me. Plus, I believe Kent joked about Jesus having someone in each community during the commentaries so like... that’s a thing?

But let’s pretend that we throw that all out and Jesus is single and ready to be in a committed relationship with our boy Javier here. Like I mentioned above, these characters have a believable chemistry from the moment they meet and I think that has a lot to do with how charming they are by themselves. Those different charms work well together.

I also enjoy how much of a badass Jesus is when it comes to fighting off walkers. Javi has a lot of force that you feel with each hit, while Jesus almost has a lighter but just as impactful hit? I dunno if I’m explaining that well-- basically, Javi strong but Jesus can bounce off walls and do cool shit with weapons that feels effortless.

It’s a combo of fighting styles that I love, so these two fighting together? *chef kiss*

There’s also Jesus’ morality and how he wants to see Javier make “good” decisions, y’know? Sure, he gets pissy if you murder the shit outta Badger, which is mostly just Telltale showing you consequences, but I get it. He sees a lot of potential in Javi, more than Javi himself sees. And unlike certain characters, Jesus doesn’t completely hate you for doing something he doesn’t agree with to a frustrating degree.

If the game gave us the option to pursue Jesus as a love interest, he and Javier would’ve been such a badass couple with a sweet romance.

2. Eleanor

This one might come as a surprise to those of you who know my feelings about Eleanor... as in, I don’t like her. I never forgave her for the shit she pulled in ep4/ep5, and now every time I replay ANF and she shows up? Well, all I really hear is the hissing of a snake.

But, putting those feelings aside and looking at her from a different perspective, I do believe that she would’ve made for a better love interest than Kate assuming that if you romanced her, she wouldn’t rat everyone out to Joan, y’know?

Hell, most people believed that Eleanor was going to be the second option with Kate back when the episodes were coming out, and for good reason. The chemistry is there in the flirting, and their relationship could’ve been super cute.

Of course, Eleanor being a love interest also comes with things becoming awkward with Tripp, but c’mon-- as awkward as pursuing a relationship with your sister-in-law and never telling your brother after finding out he’s alive? Nah, I don’t think so.

Plus, for the first three episodes, Eleanor’s not a bad character. In fact, she’s pretty damn likable, she deeply cares for the group and wants to use her medical skills for good.

And you can tell through the dialogue that she and Javi are fond of one another... well, I guess until they shove the Kate thing in our faces and suddenly Eleanor’s like “oh, I thought you two were a thing??” like... Eleanor, we were flirting and I totally rejected all of Kate’s advances last episode I mean??

If she were a love interest, instead of turning on us, she would... y’know, not do that and instead help us out. We have a couple cute moments like back in ep1 where she’s patching Javi up but this time with a smooch? Super cute.

1. Tripp

Okay but seriously, why wasn’t Tripp a love interest? 

He’s the perfect option. I just-- uuuughhhhh. 

They already have a great believable bromance, so why not take it a step further and make it an official romance? Oh wait, that’s right, ya gotta kill off 95% of your determinant characters, I forgot. Sorry Tripp. 

Well, fuck that. Out of all the other adult characters, Javi has the most chemistry with this man. I believe them more than I believe him and Kate. Sure, they got off to a rocky start the progression of their relationship felt natural with every episode. 

That scene where Tripp is confiding in Javi about his feelings for Eleanor? And in turn, Javi can confide in him about Kate? One of my favorite scenes. I only wish there was an option to tell Tripp he can do much better and set the path for the romance. 

Seriously, I’d probably feel more okay about the romance with Kate if Tripp were the second option. That way, Kate wouldn’t be so forced onto the player, the writers confirming Javi’s bisexuality on Twitter or whatever wouldn’t feel like they were trying to earn points without actually showing representation, and we would’ve gotten the beauty that is Javier and Tripp. 

Also, then Tripp could make it to the end without dying that dumb death of his that no one likes. 

And if I haven’t convinced you yet, then look at these swaps Pi did--

--and tell me they aren’t fucking perfect?? You can’t, because look at them. 

Where’s my Tripp route, Telltale??

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Honorable Mentions

-If I wasn’t sticking to just ANF characters, Luke probably would’ve made the list because that’s apparently a popular combo and I dig it.  -Pudding... because Javi fucking loves pudding.  -Honestly Max probably would’ve been a better love interest than Kate oof--

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So, whattya think? Do you agree with this top 5 or nah? Do you have a favorite Javi ship? Let me know, I’d love to hear from you. :D

Next week’s T5F Top 5 Times Lee was the Absolute Best