#and this time he vows to NOT let Pierre's toxic shenanigans go unpunished
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What if Pierre was dumped into the luau soup and drowned for being a dick
But... But... Pierre is the lowest of the "bad quality food" one could ever dump in the potluck. ๐ He would completely ruin the soup everyone worked so hard to make tasty. ๐
On the other hand... ๐ค
Sam!
Sam might be perfecty capable of dunking Pierre in the soup. They may have banned him forever from dumping anything ever again in the potluck after that anchovies disaster, but nobody couldn't stop him from doing so for Abby's sake, if he ever acted fast enough ('sides, he actually gives zero ๐ฉ about "impressing some old man everyone calls Governor").
#stardew valley#sdv#sharky's replies#anonymous#Sam be getting closer and closer to going to jail... ๐#but is he gonna regret this one? Of course not~#what would take him to snap like that? Methinks it could happen during one of their band's private tryout in his room#All three are there and suddenly Abigail has a breakdown and burst out in tears#which is quiet unusual for her to do so in front of others#and once Sam and Seb gets to know what happened Sam snaps real hard#and this time he vows to NOT let Pierre's toxic shenanigans go unpunished#(Seb seems to be chiller than his friend but ya bet he may offer to lend a hand. Just this once)#Abby might try to make him desist (she doesn't want anyone to get into troubles for her) but Sam won't hear any of it.#Fast forwards to the Luau and THAT happens. ๐#*rereads rambling tags* This... This seems a good material for a potential fic.
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