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🦖 somelamefuck

i love not having space travel tbh like why go anywhere. we got a ball and that’s all we need baby

🍞 objectivelycorrect

TBH I bet we don’t even have space travel bc we’d get our ass whopped by superior water dwelling aliens

🦖 somelamefuck

so basically you want the government to die is what i’m hearing

📦 bobobo-obobob 👑

hey guys i’m the new human empress since we elect things here idk why y’all voted for me i think democracy was a bad idea but w/e. ummmmm if you’re taller than 6’2 you’re getting killed

❌ shortkingkiller-deactivated04130711

Are you fucking kidding me dude

📦 bobobo-obobob 👑

guards! slap his shit silly

🦊 nyehe

it’s so funny that we don’t have big heavy horns so we get blown away by small gusts of wind. wish there was a way to prevent that but it is what it is

📰 nooksucker1000

honestly i’m glad we’re alone in the universe. imagine realizing we’re the worse species for not being cool or having powers. it would completely decimate years of human histories too. like why are we doing lame things like elections instead of having people fight to the death to prove superiority. if aliens were real i’d be so fucking mad

🪀 alienTraveller

Hwllu my fwllue homans

📰 nooksucker1000

are you fucking kidding me

[ HUMAN GRUMBLR DASHBOARD SIMULATION ]

🎼human-music-maker Guys I just dropped my latest mix, We All Bleed The Same, check it out here

😍fangirl-womangender omg what a great song and so true we all bleed red <333

🌞sunshine-frolicer love the feeling of warm sun on my skin

🌈polylove Nobody in my local blood related clan gets it, but having multiple partners really is the best way to love <3

🌸cutecore-kawaiii NORMALIZE POLYLOVE <333

🎧lol-pwnd having multiple partners will never be normalized, human monogamy is in our human DNA and it's just how we are as a human society

💐uwu Police officer humans, please arrest this bigot

🎧lol-pwnd no please i have a human same blood clan i need to work to get money to feed them

📔sun-kissed-skin Hey guys, anyone want to come outside and roll around in the non-toxic and harmless plant life with me?

⚡rainbowdash-is-human-lesbian I don't know user sun-kissed-skin, I feel like maybe you're more interested in human sunbathing than human plantbathing for some reason

📔sun-kissed-skin you don't know that for certain

���galaxydreamerrr Anyone else feel kind of lost and unsure what to do with their life? I'm 20 btw

📌put-a-pin-1n-it nobody knows what to do with their life at 20 human sweeps! its not like the government sends out a ship to pick you up and send you away to another planet to fulfill a predetermined role, so do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it, op

💮humanchild i hate human school so fucking much

💙soft-n-squishee I got a papercut and now my red blood is all over my human paperwork for my human job smh

📤humanwork3r this is so relatable and classic human stuff, hate when this happens

🏖️humanguy1291 Imagine if you could hate someone, but like, romantically

🗝️fandomfanatics this human normie doesn't know about human enemies to lovers

❤️️agender-humanly chat, human onceler his ass

🏖️humanguy1291 immnFuckinh shajing waht does thi smean;

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díìd you know? every síìngle míìdblood caste has an "e" íìn íìt

~* Inpurresting. ε:

[coralcolonial]

WAIT NO ITS LITERALLY AT THE END

díìd you know? every síìngle míìdblood caste has an "e" íìn íìt

~* Inpurresting. ε:

[coralcolonial]

It does, sound it out!

Jay-duh

i may be stupid. carry on you’re right

díìd you know? every síìngle míìdblood caste has an "e" íìn íìt

~* Inpurresting. ε:

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díìd you know? every síìngle míìdblood caste has an "e" íìn íìt

~* Inpurresting. ε:

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ceru I ean

díìd you know? every síìngle míìdblood caste has an "e" íìn íìt

~* Inpurresting. ε:

[coralcolonial]

it has an i in it though???

díìd you know? every síìngle míìdblood caste has an "e" íìn íìt

~* Inpurresting. ε:

[coralcolonial]

… the word caste has an e too…

díìd you know? every síìngle míìdblood caste has an "e" íìn íìt

~* Inpurresting. ε:

[coralcolonial]

i gorta feelin

that todays gonna be a good day

that toDAYS gonna be A good DAY

that todAYS gonna be A good good daaaaaay

I get the feeling today'ss gonna be a really good day.

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daily affirmations

I am a vortex of Bullshit

I attract Toxicity

I attract Negative energy

Wealth and Success flee from me

Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder

My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons

Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall

My Crystal's are Busted

My Chakras are Spinning Backeards

My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet

I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred

I attract Drama

My Children Hate me

Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds

My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's

My OF is Failing

My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned

My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak

I have Ozempic Face

I have Nothing

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

MY LIFE IS fucked.

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

[coralcolonial]

they thought i was gay

[coralcolonial]

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

[coralcolonial]

WE’RE SO BACK

ITS SO OVER

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Alternian Ask Meme

Send me an ask with a symbol + Name to find out more about my troll characters! Feel free to reblog this as well if you like the questions.

🌅- Do you have a certain routine for starting your night?

👽- What is your stance on aliens? Should they be treated just like mutants?

🌞- Have you ever gone out or gotten caught out of your hive during daylight? What happened?

💀- Are you strong enough to face shadow droppers on your own if faced with them?

🛌- Do you sleep in a recuperacoon or do you rest in other accommodations?

🤳- Do you use trollian? If so, what is your handle? If not, do you use any messaging system?

💅- Do you have time or resources for self care or small luxuries?

🌌- Have you ever wanted to travel intergalactically? What would you look for in a place to visit off planet?

🍳- What sort of cuisine do you normally eat? Are you openly okay with items labelled only as grubsauce or grubloaf?

🚌- How do you normally get around/travel? Would they ever be able to afford their own scuttlebuggy?

🌃- Do you prefer to live in a rural area or more populated places with communal hive stems?

🎭- How do you access entertainment? What is available to you to do for fun?

🩺- How do you access healthcare? Do you have access to doctors or do you have to rely on other forms of medicine?

🔮- Do you believe those who claim to be gifted with the ability to see ghosts or talk to lusii telepathically? Or do you think they are lying?

🧿- Do you believe in horrorterrors? Or do you believe they're just scary stories?

🤖- How do you feel about drones? Do you try to avoid them when they come around?

♥️- Do you think that pity should still be considered the normal feelings for a red or would you say love is a more common practice to look for in a mate?

♦️- Do you think it's dangerous for lowvbloods to be pale with highbloods?

♣️- Do you have any interest in an ashen, or do you see it as obsolete in current day?

♠️- Do you think pitches should only be based on hate, or do you believe they should also be based on a strong rivalry as well?

🔱- How different do you think Alternia would be if the planet wasnt ruled as a tyranny? Would it be better or worse?

🪦- Do you believe everyone should be given a proper burial or is it a waste of time to have gravediggers?

🪖- How do you feel about the ever looming threat of being put into the fleet if called upon by the empress to do so?

⚖️- Do you believe the justice system works, or do you feel justice has to be taken into your own hands?

🃏- What are your thoughts on organized religion?

🎄- Do you celebrate holidays of any sort? If so, what ones?

🐚- Are you afraid of the beach or ocean? If so, what reasons?

🐾- What is your lusus like? Are/were they around often or do/did they normally leave you all by yourself?

🔥- Have you ever done something (outside of murder) that most likely should be considered a criminal act, but either wasn't or was just swept under the rug due to your status?

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ITS SO OVER

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[QUIRK MASKING]: you are…. Not goregling correctly.

i think if you came after me with a metal pipe it would be less devastating than receiving this message