#and this isnt an offer yet because i wanna start off with my OCs before i attempt anyone elses

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i should probably see what my plans were for LPS customs in the past were but rn im thinking that commission cost will be buying the LPS, shipping costs, and then my work fees.

ive never done physical commissions before though so i dont exacctlyyy know how they work...

[shirokaneki]

Emergancy comissions (or donations if youre so kind.)

Sorry for another one of these posts guys, i hate making them even if I offer things in return, but surviving is hard atm so I gotta do what I gotta do when if I dont like it.

I spoke a bit about this before, but I'm in a really hard situation right now where I'm struggling to get through each day so I'm trying to write to earn money . My brother was fired from his work because he was off sick with puenomia, which is totally illegal yes but there is literally nothing we can do. My dad is disabled so cant work; because I'm his carer I only get £90 a month, £30 which needs to go to my phone bill because I need it for internet to search for jobs as I dont have wifi, then the other 30 goes for digs. We do qualify for food banks but going hungry is an issue since you can only go to food banks every 3 months. Things are so bad our shower has broken and I'm washing with a kettle and a bucket, there is no heating either and it's been like this so long I'm pretty much used to it lol. However, I havent found a job yet and am worried about getting kicked out the house if tensions rise, so I'm trying to make money by doing comissions to show my family I am actually working while also searching for jobs.

If you're able to donate i would honestly melt because it gives me more time to search for actual jobs, and if theres anything i can do in return for your kindness I would, but I feel so bad constantly making these posts so I justify it to myself with the fact I'm providing a service in return. Just make sure I can thank you if you donate for free I do also suffer with anxiety and depression, as well as dyslexia which affects my memories and process of information, so keeping a job down can be hard for me since I cant learn as quick as most jobs need me too.

If you're kind enough to donate, my PayPal is sakumiracles@gmail.com. if theres anything I can do in return please let me know; I can also make graphic design comissions to, so message me about that. Every little donation warms my heart no matter how small, so thank you.

So comissions. Have a bunch of OC's and never got the chance to write the story for them? I'm happy to ghost write. I will write NSFW, yes, I've been told I'm the queen of NSFW writing. I will write NSFW for your OC's, heck I will even write self insert for you, I will write fanfic for your story. I will write anything NSFW so long as it's not illegal. My main fandoms would be fruits basket, Fate series, Tokyo ghoul, evangelion, undertale, madoka magica and pokemon, so anything with those is fine.

IF the series you want isnt listed above, if you're offering enough money I might watch it; if its ship so long as I have a basic grasp on the characters writing romance should be easy enough.

I will write all kinds of relationships, straight, lesbian, gay, bi ect

So prices. These are negotiable and just a starting point because I'm that desperate but to start I was thinking

£10 for 1k

£20 for 2k

£30 for 4k

£40 for 5k

£50 for 6k

£60 7k

£70 9k

NSFW is an extra £5

Example of writing; https://pastebin.com/v5r3j2DC

Example of NSFW writing (be warned this gets pretty heated) https://my.w.tt/awjAPYGTPY

My full wattpad profile incase you wanna check www.wattpad.com/x_luminous_x

Sorry once again for this shit, I understand if people wanna unfollow its just surviving is hard and I gotta do what I gotta do.

[theunlimitedskye]

A REALLY REALLY LONG POST OF MY DUMB BSD FIC IDEAS (I am so sorry)

All y'all can ignore this post this is just me thinking out loud at 3:30 AM  (yes, I prewrote this)   What Bungou Stray Bullshit am I gon be writin: •Hanahaki. I don't even know what fucking ship I'd be writing for with this one, but after getting sucked into a certain ship hell on AO3, I may or nay not have, like, 4 ships in mind, •prrrrrrrrobably like, 7 separate Sakaguri things (ranging from drunken comfort cuddles to Oguri following him to work and stealing pocky to "hey what if Oguri was a kitsune") •Oguri. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Nathaniel. Ch... Church. Churchy stuff. Yeeeeeah. •AU where Oguri is a shrine Kitsune and Nathaniel goes there for frequent visits and prayers and shit •Twain... Something something Twain. Don't even care what, honestly. One happy shooty boy. •Ango squeaks when he's scared and now I have no choice but to write about it •Daraaaaannnn...????? God I forgot how much I ship this •Oh look;  Oguri and Yokomizo adopted a cat together like the gays they are, and Oguri got rid of it after Yokomizo's death. Nothing to see here, folks, just a bunch of angst. Scroll past this one why don't you. •I GOTTA WORK IN FYODOR INTO ONE OF MY FICS ONE DAY JUST SO I CAN SPECIFICALLY HAVE SOMEONE EITHER CALL HIM FYOOP OR FYODADDY •shit with my own bsd ocs i have like 37 and it is absolute utter hell. i cant stop making bsd ocs. i am suffering. i will not be satisfied until i have 50. someone please kindly snap my neck •"welcome to walmart thanks for bringing your fucking kids" •cold glass of spaghetti-o's on the rocks (this is way more valid than it sounds but I highly implore that you   d o   n o t    a s k) •how fucked up would it be if I wrote a whole bunch of drabbles and ficlets with Nathaniel all inspired by specific Bible verses? Like, no specific ships or plotpoints in mind. The only constant is Nathaniel and whatever verse I choose that day. Work whatever ships fit with it. Great way to force myself into some good 'ol Bible Discussion and Study Meetings, lemme tell you. •You can't spell Procrastinate without Nate. Not only is it a horrible prompt, but it's also true. •"People's brains slide right out of their assholes the instant they start to sin. At least those that are dumb enough to die for their sins without repenting first get their dumbfuck legs boiled off in the firey pits of damnation." -Possible dialog for Nathaniel????? I don't even know where I'd put this but I heard someone say something relatively close to this sentence in a YouTube video and I absolutely lost my fucking shit •this isnt even a fic idea but it involes writing but fuckkkkkkkkkk ask-nathaniel-hawthorne blog that'd be so fucking lit it'd give me a chance to try writing for him and show off my art nd ghhhhhhhhhh it'd literally just be nothing but church jokes and r/dankchristianmmes •OR BETTER YET, ASK-ANGEL-NATE (@mysaldate you know precisely what I'm getting at here wanna make a joint blog) •*chanting and slamming hands off of table* ACCURATELY! WRITTEN! FICLETS! AND! DRABBLES! WRITEN! BASED! ON! FUCKED! UP! AWKWARD! SERVER! CONVERSATIONS!!!! •911 what is your emergency yes help there's a demon in my church and his name is dazai osamu please send someone before I exorcize this bitch •Bad Apple seems like a really good general direction to go here, considering everything else. Ever on and on, I continue circling with nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony... •this is a callout post to @midwinter-stars and I hope you realize I'm gonna be copypasting both of our RPs into a document and slapping that shit onto AO3 with both our names attached •I had this one really cute DazAtsu-ish RP where Dazai kept trying to drown himself so Atsushi saved him then they ended up frolicking in the park. Sorta. •That one Vocaloid song called Error. I wanna work that in somewhere somehow. •ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN ON MY FUCKING GOD THIS SONG IS UTTER PERFECTION FOR NATE LIKE PICTURE NATE AS CALM AND CLASSY AS EVER BUT HES HOLDING A FUCKING  S H O T G U N AAAAAA I GOTTA ADD THIS IN SOMWHERE I HAVE. TO. WRITE. NATEGUN. •Alternatively - Ginger with a Shotgun. (I DON'T CARE IF THE GUILD'LL EVER TAKE ME BAAAAAAAACK--) •Fitzgegerld is a dumb bitch legend and if I'm not ever gonna find time to draw him I may as well write him at some point • Alternatively, again - that Brandon Rogers video called The CEO but with Fitzgerald. How amazing would that be. Literally just Fitzgerald going through his daily life and I somehow incorporate every line of dialog in there ("Nathaniel I'm walking through a FUCKING FOUNTAIN right now.") •So I saw Unedited Footage of a Bear recently. It was one of those weird, creepy 3 AM commercials on Adult Swim everyone knows about. It really messed with me, to be honest. The website had me tripping balls, and I'm still not certain if I found all the secrets it had to offer. In summary - I'm probably gonna write about Nathaniel having some fucked up hallucinations maybe. •Oguri Mushitarou is a fucking pillow princess send tweet •PoK is really fucked up and I already have like 12 drabbles being written all at once hlep •pLEASE DON'T LET OUR LOOOVE TUUUUURN OOOOUT INTO A TRADGEDY LIKE IT WAs FOR JULIEETTT T  TAKE ME AWAY INTO YOUR AAAARMS IT'S ALL I ASK OF YOOOOu (in summary - Romeo and Cinderella) •Koyou Ozaki - unintentionaly turning straight Canadian chicks with shitty anime tumblr blogs into lesbians since her debut. •I HAVE SO MANY LEMON IDEAS JUST PILING UP YOU GUYS MAY AS WELL START CALLING ME KAJII AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD ITS NEVER GONNA GET ANY BETTER, ONLY WORSE