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Pairing: Alpha Paige Bueckers/Omega Reader
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Summary: Meeting Paige when she is taking her dallas photos that leads fucking in her cowboy hat.
Tags: Scenting, Breeding, kink/mentions of breeding, Oral Sex (R! Receiving),
WordCount: 1.1K
Being on the photography team for the Dallas Wings was never your dream. But still, it’s a good job that you have insurance and flexible hours. That being said, it does have a downside, that being all of the unmated alphas. Normally, they would flirt a little and get over it. You were one of the only unmated omegas employed by the wings, which put an obvious target on your back. The difference with Paige is that she doesn’t use her words to flirt with you like the other Wings do. She flirts with her eyes and fills the room with her scent.
She is supposed to be looking at the camera, but she keeps looking over at you while you control the lighting. “Here, Paige, your very own welcome to Texas,” Alexis hands Paige the boots and hat. She props the hat on her head, looking straight up into your eyes. The ice blue of her eyes is startling, and she doesn’t look away as the camera flashes. “Thanks, Paige, I think that’s all we need from you today. Amazing job, everybody.”
You start to pack up all the lighting equipment. You help your co-workers tote the heavy bags of equipment back to the van. One could say you're extremely helpful, or they could say that you just wanted to avoid a certain flirty alpha. Once the Van is loaded, everyone leaves outside waiting for the boss so we can get back to the studio. While everyone else is shit talking or lighting up a cigerette you sit in the back of the van with the doors open. You scroll through your Instagram trying to make time pass quicker. It seems to be working, your feed is filled with news about the draft and thirst edits of Paige. So maybe you enjoy the occasional Paige Bueckers edit, but she could never know. Not that she would ever have a chance to be around you other than the photography session, once in a blue moon. “What are you watching?” Someone asks, looking over your shoulder. The slick back blonde bun and cowboy hat make you want to run away. “Nothing.” You shut your phone and slip it into your pocket quickly. “OHHH c’mon just tell me im even more interested now.” She leans in, her scent flooding in all around you. Her scent of Apple and white tea is just aggressive enough to make to listen to her. She didn't even need to use an alpha command.
“At least come inside and get some water. I think Alexis is going to be a while longer, and it’s a little warm outside.” Paige tries to convince you. “I’m fine out here, my water bottle is in one of these bags.” You rummage around searching for your bag. ‘Please come inside with me.” Her voice has taken a soft tone, and she grabs both of your hands between hers. It is a miracle none of your co-workers have realized what's going on. Well, your arousal scent will be giving it away any minute now. “Come back inside with me,” she brings both of your guys' hands to her lips. She presses a gently kiss to your knuckles and your fucked. I mean who could look this gorgeous Alpha women straigh in her eyes and say ‘’no i don’t want to fuck you’’ nobody that the problem and she knows it. You follow her back into the building, your co-workers watching with laughter and crude jokes.
“Sorry. This is really not where I wanted to take you, but the rest of the team is in the locker room.” Paige explains, pushing you gently against the wall of the janitor's closet. She nestles her head into the crook of your neck, licking at your scent gland. “This is a bad idea. If you get caught, you could get kicked off the team.”You try to reason. As much as you want this, she shouldn’t ruin her career over one hook-up. “That's where you are wrong, They want alpha players to find their fated mates. You know why?” She asks, but the question is not meant to be answered. “But we're not,” you start to talk, only for Paige to press her hand against your mouth. “But we are. I feel it, you know. They say alphas can tell their mate from the first look, and I knew. God sculpted you for me. He made you perfect in every way. He made it so we would meet right now so that I can be here with you.” Paige makes her point by rubbing her fingers over your scent gland, sending a shiver down your body. “Once your body recognizes me as your mate, you’ll fall into heat, and then I will fill you with my pups. Would you like that?” She asks, grinding against you. “I want it. Please want you,” that's all Paige needs to hear. She unbuttons your pants, sliding down onto her knees in front of you. When she gets to your ankles, she pauses to untie your shoes and slip those off as well. She sets them aside with gentle care, and your pants follow. She takes the time to fold your pants before setting them on top of your shoes. This fuels your frustration, you grab the top of her hat and pull her face back to your thighs.
“Patience, baby. I'm getting there.” Paige laughs softly, running her hands up and down your thighs. You don’t feel like waiting; she wanted you, and now she needs to follow through. “Just.. please god, want you inside me.” You moan, hips rolling against her. “You're going to have me just be patient. I want to taste you first.” Paige finally pulls your underwear down before ducking between your thighs. She starts at your clit sucking at it with practicied ease.”You taste so good.”She whispers against your skin before moving lower to lick at your slit. You lean more heavily into the wall and let your legs spread wider for her. She wraps her arms around your thighs, holding you in place while she gets her taste. “Fuck we got to go we can’t do this here. It won’t be good for you.”Paige stands abruptly, leaving you panting against the wall. “Paige what the fuck is wrong with you” You whisper shout pushing off the wall and grabbing her hand.
“We can’t do this here. Let me get your pants back on, and we can take this to my apartment. I promise you'll get your orgasm there.” Paige rubs her thumb over the back of your hand while she speaks. “Here,” She pulls away to grab your clothes and help you get dressed. Once you're dressed, Paige takes your hand and takes you out to the parking lot. You're surprised to see the work van gone, along with most of the cars that had previously been in the lot. “Cmon, my car's over here.” You follow Paige mostly because you want to, but also because you don’t have another option.
Should the Reader get a nickname for future blubs for this?
#wbb smut#wbb fic#uconn wbb#college wbb#wnba basketball#paige bueckers smut#paige bueckers#paige x reader#paige bueckers x reader#dallas wings
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If you’re up to it, how about ATEEZ headcanons where they get all hot and bothered by their tall gf (maybe 5’9ish) wearing heels? I can picture it where she LOVES heels but maybe backs off a bit for the sake of her shorter bf (Hongjoong) LOL. (Like imagine his fashionista side fighting with his short man pride LMAO.) You could do just one member, but if you’re up to it I think all members would be cool.
Ateez react to their tall gf in heels
hehe here it is loovveee, look, i interpreted one thing, if you were expecting something more like crack, lil funny idk you can tell me don't worry
( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ i hope you like it and i insist, let me know if this wasn’t what you expect and i can write another one more fluff n cute :]
HONGJOONG
You catch him staring again.
It’s not subtle—his jaw’s tight, eyes stuck on your legs as you cross the room in thigh-high boots, the click of your heels echoing a little too loud for this hotel suite. The look on his face is a warzone: one half appreciation, one half pure ego death.
“Seriously?” he finally mutters, arms crossed, his tone casual but eyes blazing. “We said dinner, not runway.”
You arch a brow. “Are you mad I look good, or mad I’m taller than you tonight?”
He doesn’t answer. Just looks away, running a hand through his hair like that’ll calm him down.
He loves when you wear heels. Of course he does—he’s obsessed with aesthetics, fashion-forward as hell, and never shy about showing you off. But he’s also the shortest in the group, and even if he pretends not to care, something about you towering over him hits a nerve.
Especially because you look this good doing it.
“Maybe I should change?” you offer playfully, knowing damn well he doesn’t want that.
“No,” he snaps too fast. Then softer, throat thick: “No. Keep them on.”
The words come out low. Rough. Like they surprise even him.
You smirk, stepping closer, heels making you eye-level and then some. You tilt his chin up with one finger, and his pupils dilate like you flipped a switch.
“Joong,” you whisper, voice close to teasing, “you like this.”
He doesn’t deny it. Just grabs your hips and pulls you down, lips brushing your ear. “I hate how much I like it.”
And then he kisses you. Hard.
If this is a power struggle, you're both losing—and loving it.
SEONGHWA
It starts with his silence.
The kind of silence that simmers, where his gaze drags over your legs, up your thighs, all the way to your smirking mouth—and lingers there like he’s choosing sin over salvation.
You wore the black stilettos he likes. With the slit dress. You’re not sure what made you feel bold today, but whatever it was, it’s working.
Seonghwa’s quiet, yes—but his hands aren’t.
He brushes past you in the hallway of the dorm, casually trailing a finger down your bare arm. “Going somewhere?”
“Just out with friends.” You smile, tilting your head. “You like the look?”
He nods slowly, like he’s processing something deeper than fashion.
“You know what it does to me when you wear those heels.”
You step forward, hips swaying just a bit. “Does what?”
He doesn’t say it. Just steps right into your space and wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you flush against him. He’s still taller than you—barely—but it’s the closest you’ve ever come to meeting him eye to eye.
“I like it,” he says finally, voice velvety and dangerous. “But you know what I’d like even more?”
Your breath catches. “Tell me.”
He leans in, lips brushing your cheek, then your jaw. “You… on top.”
Your knees threaten to buckle, but those heels keep you steady. Just barely.
YUNHO
“Ohhh my god, babe.”
Yunho’s voice goes breathless the second he opens the door and sees you. You barely get a greeting before he’s already circling you like a man hypnotized.
You spin once, striking a mock pose. “Too much?”
“Too perfect,” he groans, already biting his knuckle. “You’re trying to ruin my life.”
You giggle, but it’s Yunho who’s struggling. At 6’1”, height’s never been a concern—until tonight, when you show up in 4-inch heels and look like you stepped out of a dream.
He’s always been the type to worship you out loud, touchy, affectionate, sweet. But there’s a shift tonight—he’s flustered. A little wrecked.
“You’re so tall,” he says in awe, as if he just noticed. “I’m supposed to be the intimidating one here.”
You grin. “You still are. Just… now I get to kiss you without tiptoes.”
He makes a choked sound, grabbing your waist. “I can’t go out with you like this.”
You blink. “Why not?”
“Because I’ll spend the whole night either getting hard or threatening everyone who looks at you. Or both.”
You laugh, flushed, but he’s dead serious.
“Actually,” he murmurs, tugging you close, “maybe we don’t need to leave yet…”
YEOSANG
Yeosang notices right away.
Doesn’t say a word. Just stares, eyes narrowed slightly like he’s analyzing a painting.
“Something wrong?” you ask.
He shrugs. “No. You look… tall.”
You laugh, brushing past him. “It’s the heels.”
“I know.”
You glance back and catch it—his gaze fixed squarely on your legs, his tongue subtly pressing into his cheek.
He’s quiet, but you know him too well. That calculating calm hides everything he won’t say. The way his jaw tightens. The way he fidgets.
“You like it,” you tease.
He finally breaks the stare, raising an eyebrow. “You want honesty?”
You nod.
“Then yeah,” he says. “I like it too much.”
He moves in, slow, his hand slipping around your waist. He’s still taller, but the closeness makes your height match feel intimate—his lips level with yours, his breath warm as he murmurs,
“Those heels might be expensive, but the way you’re looking at me right now? That’s priceless.”
You gulp.
He smirks, satisfied. “Don’t take them off. Not even later.”
SAN
San doesn’t notice you walk in—he feels it.
You step into the room, heels clicking across the dorm floor, and his head jerks up like he just sensed a change in the atmosphere. You could swear he sniffed the air like a predator.
And then he freezes.
“You’re wearing those?” His voice drops an octave.
You glance down at the shiny red stilettos. “Yeah. Thought they matched the dress.”
San doesn’t answer. Just keeps staring. You can practically see the thoughts spiraling in his head—none of them holy.
“You okay?” you tease.
“I will be,” he says tightly, “once I get those off you.”
Your heart jumps. “San.”
He stands. And he smirks.
“Why would you do that?” he murmurs, stalking closer. “You know how tall you look right now? I should be mad. I should feel emasculated.”
You blink. “Do you?”
He leans in, eyes flicking down your body. “Not even a little.”
San’s possessive in a slow-burn way. He won’t make a scene in public. But once you’re alone, he can’t stop touching you—your waist, your hips, the curve of your legs.
“Come here,” he growls, backing you into the couch. “You think you’re taller than me now?”
You glance down, grinning. “Technically…”
“No,” he cuts in, grabbing your chin. “Because you’ll be under me in five minutes.”
MINGI
Mingi’s brain malfunctions the second he sees you.
You step out of the bedroom, and he literally drops his phone.
“Oh—holy shit,” he breathes. “Wait, wait, hold on.”
He blinks like he’s trying to reboot. “You—are those new?”
You do a slow spin. “Like them?”
“I—like them? I wanna write poetry about them.”
You laugh, but Mingi’s already moving toward you, hands hovering like he’s afraid to touch. You're almost nose-to-nose in the heels, and for once, the usual height gap between you feels nonexistent.
He gulps.
“I thought I was the tall one in this relationship,” he whines.
“You still are.”
“Barely,” he mutters, voice wrecked. “It’s doing things to me.”
Mingi is needy by default, but tonight, it spikes. He won’t stop complimenting you—telling you how powerful you look, how long your legs are, how much he wants to ruin you for making him feel so damn small.
“Do you know what it feels like,” he grumbles, mouth pressed against your neck, “to look up at you and still wanna drop to my knees?”
You shiver. “You could.”
He grins. “Oh, I will.”
WOOYOUNG
You knew it would drive him insane.
That’s why you wore the heels in the first place.
Wooyoung’s eyes go wide the moment you walk in, and his jaw drops so hard it’s comical.
“Excuse me?” he gasps. “Since when are you six-foot-two?”
You smirk. “Since five minutes ago.”
He practically sprints over, placing his palm on the top of your head, then his own. “You’re—no. No. This is illegal. You can’t be taller than me. That’s my thing.”
You burst out laughing. “It’s just for tonight.”
“No, it’s not. This is psychological warfare.”
You lean in close, tilting his chin up. “You scared, baby?”
He flushes. You got him.
“You think being taller makes you the boss?”
“Might.”
He scoffs. Then grab you and lifts you like it’s nothing.
“You think I care about height when I can carry you across this damn city?” he growls, holding you just above the ground.
You squeal, heels dangling in the air. “Okay, okay, you win!”
He grins wickedly. “Nah. We win. Because you look hot and I get to bend you over later.”
JONGHO
You step into the room, and Jongho just blinks.
His mouth opens, then closes. Then opens again.
“You…” he gestures vaguely at your legs. “You’re tall.”
You chuckle. “I’m always tall.”
“Yeah, but now you’re my height.”
He steps forward, looking you up and down like you’re a test he’s trying to solve. “What are those, five inches?”
“Four and a half,” you answer.
“Unacceptable,” he says, but it’s so deadpan it makes you laugh harder.
Jongho is quiet confidence, but right now? He’s fighting for composure. The usual height gap gone, he’s facing you eye-to-eye and it’s got him just a bit flustered.
“You’re not allowed to be this powerful,” he mutters.
“I like how it makes me feel.”
He tilts his head. “How does it make you feel?”
“…Like I could pin you.”
That definitely gets his attention.
He steps closer until there’s no space left between you. “Try it,” he whispers.
Your breath hitches.
“I dare you.”
Challenge accepted.
But as soon as you press your hand to his chest, he grabs your wrist and spins you, caging you to the wall like he’d been waiting for it.
“Did you forget?” he breathes in your ear. “I lift grown men for fun.”
Okay, so maybe he pins you tonight.
And you’re not complaining.
#ateez#ateez reactions#ateez x reader#ateez suggestive#ateez hongjoong#ateez seonghwa#ateez yunho#ateez yeosang#ateez san#ateez mingi#ateez wooyoung#ateez jongho#ateez hongjoong x reader#ateez seonghwa x reader#ateez yunho x reader#ateez yeosang x reader#ateez san x reader#ateez mingi x reader#ateez wooyoung x reader#ateez jongho x reader
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okay
izunas thing for petplay combined with him finding out about as A Kink through nobles combined with tobiramas thing for him in a position of power. Just. izuna roleplaying a noble that roleplays a dog (tho idk if he'd be a dog summons but that's details) for tobirama who roleplays a courtesan who roleplays an owner. three layers deep into some weird powerplay and izuna is barking (or equivalent. maybe he'd pretend to be a wolf for feral points for tobirama)
obsessed with this. the layers....
it starts because izuna writes a mission report that tobirama has to read *about* the mission he learned about petplay on. and that report is 2 paragraphs on the mission and 70 pages on the petplay. which tobirama is like. what the fuck is this. & izuna goes ohhh im so glad you asked i think if we just try it out ourselves it'll make so much more sense-
i think izuna would initially try to roleplay as a spoiled kitten (being roleplayed as a noble) because it matches his public persona & tobirama is like absolutely not. your fursona is inaccurate, do better or i assign you a new one and it will be Unfuckable.
so then izuna constantly workshops new summons options, from wolf to tiger to goose, just keeps it going. sometimes tobirama goes along with it and other times he claims it breaks the illusion ("what would a nobleman know about trout? at least pick a koi fish or salmon, something expensive-"). usually it's just tobirama bossing him around but sometimes it's izuna exacting revenge as a nobleman who's courtesan took it too far.
both of them consider elaborate sexual roleplay a civilian/nobleman loser thing (despite actively doing it themselves to the extreme) so they refuse to do research on how to do it in a "Safe" way. they just sort of start roleplaying and get very weird with it. no safe words no limits no planning beyond the creation of the characters. izuna's nobleman OC is based off indra and tobirama's courtesan OC is based off of his favorite childhood fairytale about kitsune.
at some point somebody (probably hikaku) is going to walk in on them and it's going to be Bad.
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i just adore how in love marinette is, and how flustered she gets for a specific side of adrien which is NOT when he's trying to impress people as funny and charming chat noir (friend zoned) or as his public persona of cool and self-assured (she's fine with it but remember her natural reaction was eat the rich) no, she's gaga for him when he's basically just… there. just existing.
when he's like, "idk what im doing but im just happy to be included!"
that's when marinette is like ohhhhh i can't not marry him 💦
as cat walker, he was closer to that than his "yeah ik im cool ty" public persona, the point was to be as toned down as possible, no theatrics, so he was basically just who he is when he thinks of himself as Just Some Guy, which is supportive and gentlemanly cause those are his most immutable traits.
she literally could not function to save her life.
something i thought of while having gender feelings. so much of masculinity is performative, it's so tiring. most male leads reflect that, their main thing is physical prowess or leadership or stoicism. adrien is not about any of that. i can't tell yall how much i love that.
in my OTP, the female lead thinks the male lead is at his hottest when he's just like ":)?"
#hope for guys with the personality of emotional support dogs#and the overburdened bundle of nerves who gravitate to our blanket fort energy#when i meet highly anxious ppl i immediately go “ohhh i care them so much” i legit don't know if i have a type of if this is like#herding instinct#like some part of me goes “you are safe now sweet creature let me guide you to the paddock of most tender grass”#inside#of course that doesn't translate to human society cause there's no one right thing for everyone#so i end up watching them with Fond Gaze just ready to help and probably end up just looking overly friendly but strange#RAMBLING TO YOU#hope u got something out of it tho love y'all
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horror is so BLESSED he's the only one out of the murder time trio that has actual good people trying to influence his story 💔💔 dust and killer were both driven to INSANITY because of the choices of their respective humans but horror??? every time without FAIL the polls for horrortale's plotline have always ended in a good place for aliza (either by bettering her relationships/reputation or for her to just. not DIE)
horrortale's potential alternate timelines my beLOVEd🙏🙏 they're SO lucky that we're being kind and benevolent hehe (≧ω≦) now where are the aus based off the possible different outcomes that could've happened in horrortale HUH???? (like how aliza couldve killed toriel or chosen horror's puzzle or gone with undyne to the core........)
#something something all three of them have their fates determined by an outside force#ermmmm but horror doesn't- yeah he does. what aliza does decides EVERYTHING for horror and horrortale#just because its not direct like dust or killer doesn't mean theyre all subject to the same community x3#PARALLELS MTT PARALLELS FOR THE 500TH TIME THEY HAVE SOOOO MANY PARALLELS OHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDD#mtt going to visit horrortale would just be dust eying aliza (out of paranoia. he knows shes a good kid)#and then killer knowing in his head that the poor kid aliza that horror weirdly seems to like doesn't have control over her actions#she doesn't know horror doesn't know nobody knows except killer. is that a bit sad?#theyre all living in the dark unaware of the reality of their world. i mean thats how its meant to be after all thats what the players want#but....... it would be tempting to tell horror...... hehehehehe- and then he's interrupted by horror and dust#(theyre trying to get killer to eat papyrus's spaghetti in their place. he's the only one that can stomach it even though there's no human)#mtt i love thee SOOOOO much. theyre back in horrortale for the holidays ✨✨ coming back to visit the family ✨✨ WHAT horror's visiting.......#not dust or killer of course. this isnt their world noooope thats not papyrus. but that doesn't stop dust from having everyone like him#its just like the good old days :333 except now there's three sanses and triple the insanity :333 almost like nothing's changed!!!!!#oh killer??? yeah he's there. probably won't try taking up the sansish type of role horror and dust do but he'll find a way to get used 2 i#after all the point of this is whatever he wants it to be now ;33333 were these tags all just a reference to my mtt fic. yes. yes they were#LMAOOOO i forgot that aliza didn't fall into horrortale yet in my fic. still a fun thing to imagine tho!!!#i think it would be fun having aliza be the first of humans for horrortale to deal with that they won't instantly kill#itll be hard but really rewarding for all of them........ especially horror i believe!!! man he didnt even go through therapy but#just being away from horrortale and out doing new and FUN and NOT MURDEROUS things has done wonders for him :3#i need to get to writing smh..... winter break is the day after tomorrow (TECHNICALLY AT 2:32 PM SINCE THSYS WHEN SCHOOL ENDS SO HAHAHA)#so ill probably work on it more over break since i'll have nothing to do hehe.......#today was an amazing day for me ✨ TWO mtt angst death related hcs..... some work on my latest chapter i've yet to post..... SWAPINVERSE FAN#ARE YOU KIDDING ME MORR SWAPINVERSE ART THIS IS SOOOO AMAZING THABK YOU UNTITLED29876011111 I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY YOU DO THIS!!!!!#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au
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the post-canon jetko dynamic I'm crafting is like. ok so these two men who both feel things WAY too much can function well when separated [either through distraction/hierarchy of priority/conscious refusal to acknowledge certain feelings about certain people (at least on Jet's end, Zuko isn't emotionally savvy enough to CONSCIOUSLY repress his emotions)] but when you put them in a room together its like splitting the atom. like you have a certain amount of time before they cant ignore each other any longer.
THAT or they just slot back together like nothing has happened or no time has elapsed at all. maybe they make a creepily professional and efficient duo. maybe the smooth working-together (a la "we made a good team" Ferry dynamic) is like. the Prelude to the eruption. What I'm saying is they both have the POTENTIAL to be incredibly possessive people but would also never admit to it so instead they'd just have to have crazy reunion sex all the time.
#funnily enough I really think that post-canon Zuko is more likely to admit that he has feelings for Jet than post-canon#Jet is likely to admit anything. Post-canon Jet would be like. tortured. like this guy is your burden damn it. and#you can't get rid of him/get him out of your head no matter how bad you want to. its INSULTING that he's this important to you.#but what would be even MORE insulting is if YOU didn't consume HIS thoughts as much as he consumes yours. hence why I think Jet would#try and play mind games (that could backfire on him depending on how emotionally intelligent Zuko is feeling at the time)#<- reading this ur probably like 'ohhh heavy angst' but like coming from a background of Batman shipping... oh this is fun. I'm having fun.#THEY'RE having fun. even if they wont admit it. anyway#jetko#post-canon jetko ramblings#<- GO TO BED... find some dinner... whatever
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A while ago I received a beautiful painting of Eishi in the mail from @kitsoa!! I've been meaning to post pictures of it but I so rarely have physical objects I wanted a proper photoshoot to do it justice <3
When I first saw this I was absolutely blown away by the colors. These magenta-maroon hues aren't ones I associate with urban cityscapes at all and yet it's beautiful and dreamlike. There are a lot of poignant moments of loneliness in this series and this piece really captures that feeling, in my opinion. I almost feel like crying when I look at it sometimes. Kitsoa just has a way with color I can never hope of coming close to; I often look at her artworks and think, "Ah, her brain's just wired in a fundamentally different way from mine." (NOT a lamentation btw-- I consider it a blessing that we are put on this earth to show each other pictures of that which the other could not conceive of)
I have it up on my wall with sticky tack (didn't want to put tape on the front in case it got damaged when I inevitably have to move away) and I look at it all the time. I love it so much!! Thank you!!
#birdmen#karasuma eishi#not mine#LOLLL perceptive members of the health committee may notice that these are the same flowers as the ones from my kaish*n merch shoot#and you may be thinking to yourself. wow. the colors of the flowers match this piece WAY more than the kaish*n stuff.#and well. you know. I actually DIDN'T bring this with me to the flower shop because. you know.#my merch gets damaged... whateverburger. I have more of it at home.#if THIS got damaged though I think I would go directly to hell do not pass go do not collect $200. so she didn't know about it at all#she just looked at my stuff and went 'ohhh what a shame we don't have blue flowers right now...'#(points at the bottom half of the book cover) we do have some orange-pink-yellow ones though#like the roses here or the [those other flowers. idk what they are lol.]#and I was like hmmmmmmm perfectttt actuallyyyyy#she even threw in an extra rose bc I told her I was going to take photos tomorrow#and she was worried the rose would have opened too much by the time I did it... sighing dreamily.#its crazy bc like. I kind of get it now kiriko.#and like in chorus too he has flowers in his apartment#but like I get it now. it's kind of great. to have flowers I mean. LOL
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the fucking things this discord exchange does to me
#not for broadcast#jeremy donaldson#julia salisbury#things that are canon. to ME. this happened. to me.#julia seeing jenny and jeremy repeatedly going out to dinner and assuming they're dating and NOT taking no for an answer#seems like some fucking shit she would do. and not even really think about.#meanwhile jeremy obliviously drifting on the aroace spectrum struggling to figure out why she does not fucking understand#i don't even mind jeremy/jenny i just think its so much funnier if they have some weird secret third thing going on#and its even funnier if julia is absolutely NOT in the loop#'OHHH of COURSE mr donaldson. your FRIEND. WINK. 😉'#'can you get the fuck out of my studio-'#crackpost
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you know britpicking? like where an american writes a fanfic set in england, or with an english character, and they get an english friend to look through it and check through it to see if the terms and phrases are accurate? (eg. flat instead of apartment)
well i propose there be such a concept for star trek
because people in star trek talk differently than modern humans. they use different words, different slang, phrasings. yes, they can speak casually but mostly it isn't like us. watch any of 90s trek and you'll see These People Do Not Speak Like Us
and, no disrespect, a lot of fic does not reflect this. and it irks me. they just speak like modern day people instead of... star trek characters. i personally think part of the fun of writing trek characters is writing it out to how they speak and how they would think
hell, this isnt even a fanfic problem. modern trek has this issue too. i think outta laziness. they have their people talking (and when in casual wear, dressing) like 2020s people and it pisses me off
its part of why strange new worlds feels like a high budget SNL skit
annnnyways. i propose this idea be called fact trekking
#i came up with that pun literally just now and im so proud#im fucking pedantic okay#i understand that fanfic is transformative works but#it makes my eye twitch when they dont talk like star trek characters#i'd be lenient and allow swearing! even though use of the word ''fuck'' makes me flinch in moment trek. use it in fics. fine#an interesting little example is that trek characters rarely if at all refer to their job as ''work''#you ever notice that? they tend to say ''i'm on duty'' or ''i have a shift'' or something like that. never ''i have work''#uhm. chronometer instead of clock. they use 24 hour time instead of am/pm#and they say it way more than regular 24 time users#like. i use 24 hour and i still say things like 3 pm#but a star trek character would call that ''fifteen hundred hours''. even casually. this is ALWAYS the case#another one thats been BUGGING me: guys. i promise you. trek characters use minced oaths#they say ''oh god'' or ''oh dear god'' or ''oh my god'' and variations upon. they dont have cultural christianity but its still a thing#they just never use ''jesus christ'' as a minced oath. never ever. but i promise you a trek character can say ''oh my god''#they do it lots of times in canon. so its baffling and annoying#how often in fic i see trek characters saying ''oh stars'' and ''oh my stars'' ????? what the fuck guys. thats not a thing!#yeah most characters in trek are agnostic or athiest but that doesnt mean they cant use god as an exclamation#that doesnt apply in real life does it. and the ''stars'' thing is just. not a thing at all in canon. shut up#you wanna avoid religious reference so much it makes you look stupid. comes across as immature and petulant#its the ''religion doesnt exist in the future'' crowd i just know it is. but i digress#ohhh and not even just phrasings. theres also when theres just shit that doesnt conform to how federation society people would think#trek itself has this problem too because modern thinking sneaks in but OH MY GOSH THEY WOULDNT HAVE COMPHET#WHY WOULD THEY HAVE COMPHET AND SEXISM AND HOMOPHOBIA. it doesnt! go with! federation culture!#julian bashir has not felt internalized queerphobia a second in his life. why would he. what would cause that#sorry. that shit is a trek fandom peeve of mine. can y'all remind yourselves these people are from the 24th century#and their culture and way of thinking would be different. im saying these to actual trek writers too. sigh. have some imagination#julian has other serious issues. but having issues with being bi would not be one of them. you're making stuff up with no sensible basis#reading some fic or watching some trek like: ...okay does this writer even wanna write for trek#notice im not talking about treknobabble cuz that shit is over my head. i mean day to day manner of speech and certain ways of thinking
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ramblings of insane person
#i keep going back nad just typing on this when im watching lectures LMAO i don't even necessarily agree with myself anymore on all of it#it is 2024 and i have been thinking about hardenshipping all month. it is 2014 and i h#i can't even hide behind nostalgia though i played alpha sapphire early 2022 LOL this is just who i am#honestly though i consider my parents not getting me a copy of oras when i was a kid to be some kind of real tragedy can you imagine if i'd#had a 7 year head start. i mean i didn't have a 3ds until 2016 but at the time i would have literally sold my kidney to play oras#i love hoenn a lot though just bc as a kid most of the pokemon anime i would watch was dvds from the library cause i didn't have cable#so it was just the gen 1-4 seasons and i looooooved the gen 3 ones and the gen 3 movies soo much destiny deoxys was on repeat me and my#brother watched it like once a week i still love that movie. so i do have a lot of hoenn nostalgia. I LOVE HOENN. in all its square majesty#anyways oras are just such good games man so fucking good like they have actual spirit like it is not very often that i feel genuine wonder#anymore playing pokemon games but every time u use the eon flute to fly around and fully exploring sea mauville the first time earlier this#playthrough ohhh it does give me that feeling of like holy shit im playing pokemon pokemon is so cool i love pokemon#ahhh video james. long ass tags
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also whats weird is like, that mushroom gotta be like ATTACHED to his brain?? no way he doesnt have brain damage from that. also its not hard to imagine that with all his intense mushroom use, that he'd have some sort of substance use disorder. and he is, suddenly, in a DEATH CULT. actually. i dont feel like anyone talks about the last part. ?? doesnt anyone wonder how hard it would be to adjust just suddenly. being in a cult? we dont really know how his life was before but if he wasnt in a cult beforehand then id imagine all the Cult Stuff would be at least a little uncomfortable.
I guess it would depend to what extent we're leaning into the parasite actually being a cordycep. Because if we're going full throttle on that, teeechnically cordyceps don't attach to the brain at all and only control the musculature; hence why I always hc'd that there's two different mushrooms involved, with the menticide doing the brain fuckery and the cordycep doing. The everything else
But at the same time it could very well just be advanced cordycep and we can make up whatever rules we want ! But YES, regardless, there is some brain nonsense happening that would ABSOLUTELY have everlasting effects on this ant. Not to mention if the cordyceps DID have control of his muscular system, then his entire body has got to be feeling the effects of it as well.
So he's here, in a death cult, probably having to re-learn how to walk and suffering extreme withdrawal symptoms as well as memory loss.
ANd no nobody ever considers the full ramifications of the death cult because everybody is a coward and won't consider how horrifying cults actually are!!!!!! And to be a disabled old man suddenly thrust into a scary ass scenario where people are being sacrificed and brought back to life around you while you can't even remember how old you are or where you've been the past few years because time was fucked while you were Shroomed, it HAS to be HORRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But at the same time it really just works out from a cultist perspective. He's already isolated, vulnerable, and probably only halfway lucid at any given point. He'd be extremely easy to manipulate and keep dependent on the cult. After all, they're keeping him safe there, it's dangerous out there. (Not to mention him just feeling some inherent loyalty to the Lamb upon becoming sober, which certainly wouldn't do him any favors)
Like what's he going to do? Leave? Stumble out, suffering withdrawl, into the Lands of the Old Faith?? As an old man??????????
He has no CHOICE but to make peace with where he is. Despite all the questions about if his FAMILY is even STILL ALIVE. Despite having no idea what he DID while under the influence. Despite the HORRORS around every CORNER
It's FUCKED!!!!! It's AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#i think too hard about the cult stuff because . And this might sound weird but idk. I was obsessed with cults when I was younger#There was just always something so fascinating about it to me#Like. Horrifying. Uniquely and utterly horrifying. But so fascinating#Reading and watching the stories of people who have escaped from cults is so fucking scary. Just how easily people can be taken#advantage of. And then lengths some cults go to. It's horrible. It's awful#But yeah I did like whole class presentations on cults and made multiple storylines based on cults because again. Weird fascination#So when it comes to cotl specifically it's like. I look around at everyone like Ohhh Ok. None of you know how cults really are#None of you are willing to tackle the Horrors of Cult Life . at least most of you aren't#hence why i have been tagging my cotl fics with ''cultists and the necessary horrors'' because I Will Not shy away from that actually#cults are fucking scary man. things get dark#But at the same time I totally understand not wanting to implement that too far into the silly cute lamb game that#doesn't take itself that serious. I Totally Get not wanting to delve into all that. but also. I think more people should delve into that#this is a cult game about cults. multiple. all of different severities. there is so much to be done with that#ok i'll shut up. This was just one of those weird interests of mine when I was younger that now I just have way too much info on#ask#sozo
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it's been nearly 6 months since the ted lasso finale and im still pretty much:
#ted lasso#messing with us tedbecca shippers and giving rebecca some rando...ruining a canon ship...trying to girl boss a character-#-who you didn't even let have her own work plot when it was time...#making two men who had a beautiful relationship growth fight last minute over said girlboss and making them grossly misogynistic#leaving one of your characters in an ab*s*ve relationship was an awful woman and all the mentioned ab*s*ve moments were-#-just for sh*ts and giggles#ohhh and also making it mandatory to forgive even the sh*tty people when it's ok not to#taking your lead away from a place he was most stable and maybe or maybe not having him get back with his ex who told him he was too much..#-got with their therapist (and you never dig deep into that mess) and maybe cheated...#yes to be with his son but there were options for him to stay in london and bring his kid and ex so they could both parent or show a-#representation of these kind of situations and maybe have henry living with each parent 6 months each and getting the best of both worlds#also your boss is more rich than she started and was providing for you your kid and ex#instead we get ted only deciding to leave after his mother told him his kid missed him (as if that isn't obvious) such a weak way to go-#-about it and tbh ted leaving his kid far away to go to london instead of like half an hour way is kind of stupid all round really#they wanted a mary poppins situation except mary poppins made some roots of her own and had connections so it didn'twork#yeah i am still...feeling a lot
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the more mo4 gijinkas i see the more i realize how different mine are from what people usually do. i want mine to look like they could be real people.. but they kind of look boring compared to some of the others i've seen..
#ekurambles#so many of the gijinkas i see are so cute but i cant help but go#Ohhh... They would never have the energy to actually dress up like that.#They would not wear that outfit...#like.. do you seriously think a character like idfk. arakawa would put on a big intricate outfit#or do you think she would go outside in nothing but a bra and a pair of boxers if she could.#do you think marikin would actually put any effort into his appearance or would he walk around in a triforce tshirt and khaki shorts#i love all the mo4 gijinkas i see so much but some of them just seem.. overdesigned? like they barely represent the character..#or they dont convey the characters personality at all..#i should clarify this isnt about anyones designs in particular im just rambling abt something ive noticed before i leave for therapy
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Just found out I missed a jaybin story and he has a little winter Robin uniform in it,, devastating,,,
#HE FINALLY GOT A SNOW READY SUIT. IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM#poor boy had to go the mountains and the arctic in classic robin shorts. this is everything#do you know how much ive been messing around with drawing a snowbin uniform#mine looks better though.#the lime green for the sleeves and pants makes the red stick out in a bad way. uneven. i do like the little santa belt buckle though#not sure if intentional#its weird seeijg two face not recognizing jaybin though. its written like its their first meeting. very fascinating#they have a fun interaction#and some brief 80s barbara and jason interaction. even if they dont talk. its more than i knew there was#a little jason picture on his desk...#im liveblogging as i read this rn. btw.#dc liveblog#WAIT. IS THIS AN 80S COMIC IMPLYING JASON DIED IN AUGUST#or its implying the jokers attack against babs n jay happened recently so more like july death#im seeing the august thing rn though bc that is the cooler and funner option#lots of focus with their obsession w the war on crime. neat#the prologue was 2 years ago! def an early case for jaybin. also means he likely died in the current year for the comic#bc 2 years was about the length of his robin time#!! alittle jaybin info sheet... look at his cool jacket.....#oo listed as 5'0 here#ohhh im not normal about this actually#80s comics are so normal about him its great#“Jason heroically threw himself in front of Haywood to try to protect her from the explosion. but it killed them both.”#what if i cried#probably not the intent. but mention of jaybins death combined w bats trying so hard to save a two face goon makes me think of willis#i wnjoy the art of him here#edit: no wait im awful with remembering dates. got his death n birthday switched up#his birthday.....
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who wants to talk about why the izanamis for some reason are just like the izanagis
#kommento#// big bro's big bro ohhh bitchy bratty tsundere little pricks ohhh you don't get it YUO DONT GET IT!!!#// the rerelease love interest looks like the antagonist for some reason right tje final antagonist looks like the hero for a reason right#// what if the attendant's presence was more significant and consequential that there would be several implications to the narrative#// we should talk about the manifestation of collective human ego and thought of desires and undesirables#// why did god look like this act like this speak like this believe in this why is god such a machine and a human at the same time#// guys we should go back to 2014 and start talking about how god looks like the hero and the villain at the same time#// NO KISSING NO FUCKING these bitches should bicker and fight and grip onto each other's arms until their clutch is so tight#// their nails claw into their limbs as if making some sort of pact until they realize the same blood flows through them the entire time#// all these stupid fucking posts of tsundere siblings I might as well start bringing out autism brothers#// but its so much mroe than that too much mroe than that I AM KAI MOERU THERES A MINIMUM 22 LAYERS TO A SHIT POST AND 76 ON AN ACTUAL POST#// guys can i talk about family and friendship and love and life and the gray of morals and we all be behaved about it
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boy how do you reblog such great things
been cultivating my dash for years. i also found most of them in my drafts
#looked at my drafts to find a Rb about my day / the boy i like (☕) BUT. IT ATE JT LMAO POST IS GONE#however i will do it here and now#SO IT WAS “CULTURE DAY” TODAY BUT MOST PPL USE IT AS NON UNIFORM DAY#I go in & see ☕ in form and go to assembly blah blah blah dont see him again until 3rd period#i sit behind him in english bc we have a room change and i have an excuse hes sososo funny and talks to me like the whole time#same as biology but he got kicked out for talking too much lol#then at lunch he disappears nd im a little bummed BUT HE APPEARS FROM THE HALL AND INVITES ME#so i go and bring my friends too and we sit while he & some younger years dance#and hes dancing and slaying etc etc all flamboyant /pos /pos /pos sometimes on the stage sometimes near us#near us he looks. fucking DEAD into my eyes and sings along to the song when its like “i know you like me” or sum#NDJSBDJSBE AHHHHH#and im sat a little away from the group but he sits with me specifically#friendgroup takes a pic without me really noticing & my friend Annabelle jokingly goes “why is Bev looking at ☕ with so much love”#I laugh it off. but ohhh ny god u have no idea. i was heart eyes motherfucker the whole time#HES SO CUTE IM SCREAAAAMING WITH THE WAY HIS KIPPAH KINDA MOVES HIS HAIR & HIS NEW GLASSES & SHIRT THAT ISNT UNIFORM SO I CAN SEE HIS WAIST#UGHFJSBSKSB MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD#hes so cool its so scary to be around him#then in PE we were meant to habe just dance for the last 2 weeks but theres been no available room#our group were in the gym but we got permission to wonder around instead#☕ says “whatre you doing?” i say “walking aimlessly” and he says “OH MY GOD PERFECT SAME LETS DO IT TOGETHER”#so him & me & my friends r walking and then im like. can we play just dance in the tennis courts#So he gets it on his phone starts playing and dibs me as a partner for Girlfriend and Timber. oh my sweet lord.#GODDD HES SO PRETTY AND FUNNY AND COOL IM OBSESSED WITH HIM OH MY GOD.#so anyway. thats the answer to your question LMAOOO#loz tag#asks#beverly says stuff#the bev is gay chronicles#☕#like before i wasnt sure if i LIKE-LIKED him or if it was hyperfix or smthn. im now 100%sure i really really like him
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